Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 23
From Ren Xingsi's perspective, the little fox had no escape.
So the little fox took a run-up, did a gymnast's standard somersault, and rolled over the threshold of the bedroom, which prevented Ren Xingsi from having a face-to-face meeting.
Li Xiaolin breathed a sigh of relief.
After the general was done with Li Xiaolin, he obediently went to please Ren Xingsi.
Ren Xingsi said, "Shake hands."
The general obediently gave Ren Xingsi his front paw.
Ren Xingsi said, "Bow."
The general stood up on his hind legs and crossed his front legs, doing Gong Xi Fa Cai.
Ren Xingsi said, "Go away."
The general lay flat and rolled over.
Ren Xingsi said: "Roll as far as you can."
General: "..." Hey, I'm so good, I still want to get out, it's too bad!
The general rolled all the way in grief and anger, and rolled back to the kennel.
Li Xiaolin said: "Can you stop bullying the general?"
Ren Xingsi said lightly: "It's too stupid."
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Ren Xingsi was no less familiar with Li Xiaolin's family than Li Xiaolin himself, so he didn't want Li Xiaolin's hospitality either.
He sat down on the sofa generously and turned on the TV.
During this time period, all the dramas are broadcast, such as Gongdou dramas, idol dramas, spy dramas, all kinds of dramas seem to be more brain-dead than others.
Ren Xingsi kept turning the channel, but there was no purpose.
Li Xiaolin asked: "What do you want for takeaway?"
Ren Xingsi said: "Whatever, it's not just dog food."
Li Xiaolin said: "This requirement is really low, can cat food be eaten?"
Ren Xingsi snorted coldly, "You try."
Li Xiaolin: "..." He dare not try!
On the pretext of going through the phone list of the takeaway, Li Xiaolin rushed into the bedroom and closed the door falsely.
Su Gui sat in the pile of dolls unhappily, and asked, "Why do you take people home casually?"
Li Xiaolin said: "He is not just anyone. He is my friend and manager. Didn't he come to our house last time?"
Su Gui said, "I don't know you. You stuffed me under the quilt when someone came last time."
Li Xiaolin said: "Then he made the chicken wings you and the general ate last time."
Su Gui asked staringly, "Is he here to make chicken wings for me?"
Li Xiaolin said, "Uh...no."
Su Gui said, "Hmph~!"
Li Xiaolin patted Su Gui's head, "Be good, be good~ Just hide away, although Xingsi won't send you for an autopsy, but you will scare him."
"I scared him?!" Su Gui quit and jumped three feet high. The fox clan is the most beautiful clan in the monster clan. Su Gui is the big monster of the fox clan. His beauty can kill thousands of fairies and humans in an instant. Yes, Li Xiaolin actually said he was scary! "How can I be scary! You stupid human being, all human beings will bow down to my beauty!"
Li Xiaolin said with a smile: "Yes, yes, King Su is the most beautiful, the most beautiful vixen I have ever seen." He had only seen such a genuine vixen as Su Gui in his life.
Su Gui raised her head proudly, "That is, I was No.100 when the demon world voted the most beautiful monster 1 years ago~"
Su Gui is small, her face is bigger than an adult's fingertips, and because the version is too Q, she still has a little bun face with baby fat. It must be cute and delicate, but beautiful... then You really have to take out a magnifying glass and study the facial features carefully before you can draw a conclusion.
But Li Xiaolin likes Su Gui, who looks like a peacock, it's so cute that his heart trembles.
Li Xiaolin couldn't hold back, grabbed Su Gui's big tail and kissed the little fox with a "chirp~", Su Gui resisted with bared teeth and claws.
You bastard human, always taking advantage of him!
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui had a good time, and forgot about ordering takeout for a while, until Ren Xingsi shouted "Are you ordering takeout or growing mushrooms?"
Li Xiaolin dug out the takeaway list and screened one by one. This one was too greasy, that one was too spicy, this one didn’t suit my taste, that one didn’t suit Xingsi’s taste...
Speaking of takeaways, Li Xiaolin has ordered a lot since he moved to Xinghua Villa, but the place is too remote after all, many takeaways are cold when they are delivered, and the takeaway staff cannot enter the villa, so Li Xiaolin has to pick them up in person. Every time he went to pick it up, the little brothers and sisters who delivered the food would ask him for autographs, group photos and so on. Over time, several food delivery staff in the restaurants that Li Xiaolin often ordered had disputes over the delivery of food at Xinghua Villa. The most serious And people fight over it.After receiving complaints from several restaurant owners, Li Xiaolin seldom orders takeaways. It would be better to buy quick-frozen food from the supermarket by himself.
However, Ren Xingsi was not sensitive to the food in the supermarket, thinking that it was all preservatives, and he would not eat it. Li Xiaolin couldn't let Ren Xingsi go hungry, so he ordered takeaway.
Su Gui stepped on Li Xiaolin's shoulder, one tail was used as a fox fur coat, and the other tail naturally hung down on the back of Li Xiaolin's neck, making Li Xiaolin itchy.
Li Xiaolin picked up the little fox's tail and said, "Don't make trouble."
Su Gui flicked his tail and wrapped it around Li Xiaolin's neck.
Li Xiaolin also followed him.
Su Gui asked, "What are you doing?"
Li Xiaolin said, "Order takeaway."
Su Gui asked: "What is takeaway?"
Li Xiaolin said: "It means that you order what you want to eat from the restaurant and have it delivered to you."
Su Gui said, "Well, then I want to eat chicken!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Okay~ I'll let you eat to your fullest."
Su Gui said: "Hmph~ Then I will barely forgive you for bringing someone home casually."
Li Xiaolin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Little guy, this is my home."
Su Gui put her hands on her hips domineeringly, "Your house has been expropriated by me~ it belongs to a big monster!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." This little bandit is king.
After ordering takeaway and comforting Su Gui, Li Xiaolin returned to the living room.
Ren Xingsi was bored with the remote control to change channels, one program after another flashed across the screen, and finally stayed on the movie channel.
The movie channel broadcast a domestic film from a few years ago. Ren Xingsi was stunned for a while at the leading actor in the film, and turned off the TV decisively.
Ren Xingsi said: "It will take about [-] minutes for the takeaway to be delivered. Let's take a look at the doll you bought first."
Li Xiaolin's smile stiffened, and he said, "Xing Si is also interested in plush toys? How about I give you some."
Ren Xingsi said: "Okay, you give me that little puppet."
Li Xiaolin's face was filled with bullshit, "Why do you keep thinking about this?"
Ren Xingsi said: "A doll that allows you to pretend to be sick to buy must be very expensive, so don't be verbose!"
Ren Xingsi entered the master bedroom, which was Li Xiaolin's plush toy base.
Under the bed, on the window sill, and on the floor, there are dolls all over the place. They are of all shapes and sizes, and they are as dreamy as a little girl's room.
Ren Xingsi often couldn't figure it out. As for Li Xiaolin's appearance, he is a pure man, with a height of [-], a strong figure, a handsome and manly appearance, and he is not a little pink like Yu Mo in his heart. What about stuffed toys?
It's too timeless!
Ren Xingsi rummaged through a bunch of little cloth bears and asked Li Xiaolin, "Where's your new toy?"
Li Xiaolin's gaze was tilted ninety degrees to the ground, and the new toy that Ren Xingsi was talking about was gripping his trouser legs in horror!
Su Gui noticed the moment Ren Xingsi entered the room, the little fox wittily moved out under the cover of the doll, and bumped into Li Xiaolin who was following Ren Xingsi.
Su Gui hugged Li Xiaolin's ankle, looked up eagerly at him, and said silently, what should I do?
Li Xiaolin spread his hands and acted according to circumstances.
Su Gui climbed up Li Xiaolin's trousers, halfway through the climb, when Ren Xingsi turned around, Su Gui quickly hid behind Li Xiaolin's trousers like a hide-and-seek.
Fortunately, Li Xiaolin's trousers were loose enough to block Su Gui.
Ren Xingsi said, "Are you asking me to play a treasure hunt?"
Li Xiaolin said: "It's quite interesting. Anyway, it's still early for the takeout to be delivered. Why don't you find a treasure to pass the time. Hehehehe, I'll go to the gym to exercise."
Ren Xingsi said suspiciously: "Xiao Lin, what are you thinking? It's just a doll, why are you making trouble by hiding it?"
Li Xiaolin said: "That's right, what do you want to see with just a doll?!"
Ren Xingsi said: "I promise to take a look, the corpse will not be destroyed, don't worry."
Li Xiaolin said, "The doll is gone."
Ren Xingsi said: "If you want to lie to me, please have some technical content. If you disappeared, you would have said it earlier, why hold it so long." He touched his chin like Conan and said, "It's weird, who is this doll? You don't want me to see the token of love I gave you."
Li Xiaolin said, "You think too much."
One should be given, the other should not be shown, and there is no dispute.
Ren Xingsi was too lazy to talk nonsense with Li Xiaolin, and devoted himself to the great cause of "treasure hunting", and made ample food and clothing by himself. He didn't believe that he couldn't find the little doll after turning the master bedroom upside down.
Taking advantage of Ren Xingsi's back turned to him, Li Xiaolin hurriedly walked backwards, as soon as he got out of the bedroom door, he turned around and ran to the gym on the second floor, but he just took this step, but Ren Xingsi shouted: "Stop!"
Li Xiaolin stood at attention reflexively.
Ren Xingsi knows Li Xiaolin well. Li Xiaolin didn't want to show him the doll and let him search it wantonly. It must be because the doll is not in this room or Li Xiaolin took the doll away when he was not paying attention.
Ren Xingsi wanted to come to Li Xiaolin's house on a whim, Li Xiaolin could not have hidden the doll in advance, and Li Xiaolin was under Ren Xingsi's nose from ordering takeaway to going in and out of the living room, so Ren Xingsi deduced that Li Xiaolin wanted to go to the gym Stash stolen goods.
Sure enough, when Li Xiaolin stopped, Ren Xingsi met Su Gui who was on Li Xiaolin's trousers!
Su Gui wagged his tail, turned his head to look at Ren Xingsi, and gave him a pig nose.
Ren Xingsi immediately petrified.
This is a doll that wags its tail.
This is a doll that can arch a pig's nose.
Whose doll can wag its tail and arch its nose!
Ren Xingsi's heart was beating heavily, and then he rolled his eyes and fainted.
So the little fox took a run-up, did a gymnast's standard somersault, and rolled over the threshold of the bedroom, which prevented Ren Xingsi from having a face-to-face meeting.
Li Xiaolin breathed a sigh of relief.
After the general was done with Li Xiaolin, he obediently went to please Ren Xingsi.
Ren Xingsi said, "Shake hands."
The general obediently gave Ren Xingsi his front paw.
Ren Xingsi said, "Bow."
The general stood up on his hind legs and crossed his front legs, doing Gong Xi Fa Cai.
Ren Xingsi said, "Go away."
The general lay flat and rolled over.
Ren Xingsi said: "Roll as far as you can."
General: "..." Hey, I'm so good, I still want to get out, it's too bad!
The general rolled all the way in grief and anger, and rolled back to the kennel.
Li Xiaolin said: "Can you stop bullying the general?"
Ren Xingsi said lightly: "It's too stupid."
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Ren Xingsi was no less familiar with Li Xiaolin's family than Li Xiaolin himself, so he didn't want Li Xiaolin's hospitality either.
He sat down on the sofa generously and turned on the TV.
During this time period, all the dramas are broadcast, such as Gongdou dramas, idol dramas, spy dramas, all kinds of dramas seem to be more brain-dead than others.
Ren Xingsi kept turning the channel, but there was no purpose.
Li Xiaolin asked: "What do you want for takeaway?"
Ren Xingsi said: "Whatever, it's not just dog food."
Li Xiaolin said: "This requirement is really low, can cat food be eaten?"
Ren Xingsi snorted coldly, "You try."
Li Xiaolin: "..." He dare not try!
On the pretext of going through the phone list of the takeaway, Li Xiaolin rushed into the bedroom and closed the door falsely.
Su Gui sat in the pile of dolls unhappily, and asked, "Why do you take people home casually?"
Li Xiaolin said: "He is not just anyone. He is my friend and manager. Didn't he come to our house last time?"
Su Gui said, "I don't know you. You stuffed me under the quilt when someone came last time."
Li Xiaolin said: "Then he made the chicken wings you and the general ate last time."
Su Gui asked staringly, "Is he here to make chicken wings for me?"
Li Xiaolin said, "Uh...no."
Su Gui said, "Hmph~!"
Li Xiaolin patted Su Gui's head, "Be good, be good~ Just hide away, although Xingsi won't send you for an autopsy, but you will scare him."
"I scared him?!" Su Gui quit and jumped three feet high. The fox clan is the most beautiful clan in the monster clan. Su Gui is the big monster of the fox clan. His beauty can kill thousands of fairies and humans in an instant. Yes, Li Xiaolin actually said he was scary! "How can I be scary! You stupid human being, all human beings will bow down to my beauty!"
Li Xiaolin said with a smile: "Yes, yes, King Su is the most beautiful, the most beautiful vixen I have ever seen." He had only seen such a genuine vixen as Su Gui in his life.
Su Gui raised her head proudly, "That is, I was No.100 when the demon world voted the most beautiful monster 1 years ago~"
Su Gui is small, her face is bigger than an adult's fingertips, and because the version is too Q, she still has a little bun face with baby fat. It must be cute and delicate, but beautiful... then You really have to take out a magnifying glass and study the facial features carefully before you can draw a conclusion.
But Li Xiaolin likes Su Gui, who looks like a peacock, it's so cute that his heart trembles.
Li Xiaolin couldn't hold back, grabbed Su Gui's big tail and kissed the little fox with a "chirp~", Su Gui resisted with bared teeth and claws.
You bastard human, always taking advantage of him!
Li Xiaolin and Su Gui had a good time, and forgot about ordering takeout for a while, until Ren Xingsi shouted "Are you ordering takeout or growing mushrooms?"
Li Xiaolin dug out the takeaway list and screened one by one. This one was too greasy, that one was too spicy, this one didn’t suit my taste, that one didn’t suit Xingsi’s taste...
Speaking of takeaways, Li Xiaolin has ordered a lot since he moved to Xinghua Villa, but the place is too remote after all, many takeaways are cold when they are delivered, and the takeaway staff cannot enter the villa, so Li Xiaolin has to pick them up in person. Every time he went to pick it up, the little brothers and sisters who delivered the food would ask him for autographs, group photos and so on. Over time, several food delivery staff in the restaurants that Li Xiaolin often ordered had disputes over the delivery of food at Xinghua Villa. The most serious And people fight over it.After receiving complaints from several restaurant owners, Li Xiaolin seldom orders takeaways. It would be better to buy quick-frozen food from the supermarket by himself.
However, Ren Xingsi was not sensitive to the food in the supermarket, thinking that it was all preservatives, and he would not eat it. Li Xiaolin couldn't let Ren Xingsi go hungry, so he ordered takeaway.
Su Gui stepped on Li Xiaolin's shoulder, one tail was used as a fox fur coat, and the other tail naturally hung down on the back of Li Xiaolin's neck, making Li Xiaolin itchy.
Li Xiaolin picked up the little fox's tail and said, "Don't make trouble."
Su Gui flicked his tail and wrapped it around Li Xiaolin's neck.
Li Xiaolin also followed him.
Su Gui asked, "What are you doing?"
Li Xiaolin said, "Order takeaway."
Su Gui asked: "What is takeaway?"
Li Xiaolin said: "It means that you order what you want to eat from the restaurant and have it delivered to you."
Su Gui said, "Well, then I want to eat chicken!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Okay~ I'll let you eat to your fullest."
Su Gui said: "Hmph~ Then I will barely forgive you for bringing someone home casually."
Li Xiaolin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "Little guy, this is my home."
Su Gui put her hands on her hips domineeringly, "Your house has been expropriated by me~ it belongs to a big monster!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." This little bandit is king.
After ordering takeaway and comforting Su Gui, Li Xiaolin returned to the living room.
Ren Xingsi was bored with the remote control to change channels, one program after another flashed across the screen, and finally stayed on the movie channel.
The movie channel broadcast a domestic film from a few years ago. Ren Xingsi was stunned for a while at the leading actor in the film, and turned off the TV decisively.
Ren Xingsi said: "It will take about [-] minutes for the takeaway to be delivered. Let's take a look at the doll you bought first."
Li Xiaolin's smile stiffened, and he said, "Xing Si is also interested in plush toys? How about I give you some."
Ren Xingsi said: "Okay, you give me that little puppet."
Li Xiaolin's face was filled with bullshit, "Why do you keep thinking about this?"
Ren Xingsi said: "A doll that allows you to pretend to be sick to buy must be very expensive, so don't be verbose!"
Ren Xingsi entered the master bedroom, which was Li Xiaolin's plush toy base.
Under the bed, on the window sill, and on the floor, there are dolls all over the place. They are of all shapes and sizes, and they are as dreamy as a little girl's room.
Ren Xingsi often couldn't figure it out. As for Li Xiaolin's appearance, he is a pure man, with a height of [-], a strong figure, a handsome and manly appearance, and he is not a little pink like Yu Mo in his heart. What about stuffed toys?
It's too timeless!
Ren Xingsi rummaged through a bunch of little cloth bears and asked Li Xiaolin, "Where's your new toy?"
Li Xiaolin's gaze was tilted ninety degrees to the ground, and the new toy that Ren Xingsi was talking about was gripping his trouser legs in horror!
Su Gui noticed the moment Ren Xingsi entered the room, the little fox wittily moved out under the cover of the doll, and bumped into Li Xiaolin who was following Ren Xingsi.
Su Gui hugged Li Xiaolin's ankle, looked up eagerly at him, and said silently, what should I do?
Li Xiaolin spread his hands and acted according to circumstances.
Su Gui climbed up Li Xiaolin's trousers, halfway through the climb, when Ren Xingsi turned around, Su Gui quickly hid behind Li Xiaolin's trousers like a hide-and-seek.
Fortunately, Li Xiaolin's trousers were loose enough to block Su Gui.
Ren Xingsi said, "Are you asking me to play a treasure hunt?"
Li Xiaolin said: "It's quite interesting. Anyway, it's still early for the takeout to be delivered. Why don't you find a treasure to pass the time. Hehehehe, I'll go to the gym to exercise."
Ren Xingsi said suspiciously: "Xiao Lin, what are you thinking? It's just a doll, why are you making trouble by hiding it?"
Li Xiaolin said: "That's right, what do you want to see with just a doll?!"
Ren Xingsi said: "I promise to take a look, the corpse will not be destroyed, don't worry."
Li Xiaolin said, "The doll is gone."
Ren Xingsi said: "If you want to lie to me, please have some technical content. If you disappeared, you would have said it earlier, why hold it so long." He touched his chin like Conan and said, "It's weird, who is this doll? You don't want me to see the token of love I gave you."
Li Xiaolin said, "You think too much."
One should be given, the other should not be shown, and there is no dispute.
Ren Xingsi was too lazy to talk nonsense with Li Xiaolin, and devoted himself to the great cause of "treasure hunting", and made ample food and clothing by himself. He didn't believe that he couldn't find the little doll after turning the master bedroom upside down.
Taking advantage of Ren Xingsi's back turned to him, Li Xiaolin hurriedly walked backwards, as soon as he got out of the bedroom door, he turned around and ran to the gym on the second floor, but he just took this step, but Ren Xingsi shouted: "Stop!"
Li Xiaolin stood at attention reflexively.
Ren Xingsi knows Li Xiaolin well. Li Xiaolin didn't want to show him the doll and let him search it wantonly. It must be because the doll is not in this room or Li Xiaolin took the doll away when he was not paying attention.
Ren Xingsi wanted to come to Li Xiaolin's house on a whim, Li Xiaolin could not have hidden the doll in advance, and Li Xiaolin was under Ren Xingsi's nose from ordering takeaway to going in and out of the living room, so Ren Xingsi deduced that Li Xiaolin wanted to go to the gym Stash stolen goods.
Sure enough, when Li Xiaolin stopped, Ren Xingsi met Su Gui who was on Li Xiaolin's trousers!
Su Gui wagged his tail, turned his head to look at Ren Xingsi, and gave him a pig nose.
Ren Xingsi immediately petrified.
This is a doll that wags its tail.
This is a doll that can arch a pig's nose.
Whose doll can wag its tail and arch its nose!
Ren Xingsi's heart was beating heavily, and then he rolled his eyes and fainted.
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