Ren Xingsi especially wanted to give Li Xiaolin three words: crow's mouth.

There is no other reason, Ren Xingsi just left Xinghua Villa, and met Wang Bangyan on a narrow road.

Boss Wang Bangyan, who was five people and six people before him, was lying on the hood of Ren Xingsi's car in an extremely unimpressive posture, and even thought he was evil and mad, and smiled at Ren Xingsi through the windshield.

Ren Xingsi calmly lit a cigarette in the driver's seat, opened the window, and shook the ash out of the window.

Ren Xingsi looked at the sky, the sun was high and full of yang energy, so he hit a ghost.

Ren Xingsi said: "Boss Wang, you are able to move around during the day, you have great magic power."

Wang Bangyan didn't understand, and said, "I'm not a night owl."

Ren Xingsi said: "Well, you look like a ghost who died unjustly."

Wang Bangyan: "..."

Wang Bangyan straightened up, went around to the car window, took out a cigarette as well, touched the one in Ren Xingsi's mouth, and lit it.

In literary creation, cigarettes allude to sex.

Wang Bangyan let the two of them light their cigarette butts, the meaning of molestation is self-evident.

Ren Xingsi calmly snuffed out the one he was smoking, and lit a new one.

Wang Bangyan "..."

Ren Xingsi said: "Boss Wang, I'm very busy, what can you do?"

Wang Bangyan smiled and said, "Xingsi, let's not see each other anymore, just call me Bangyan."

Ren Xingsi said, "We don't know each other well."

Wang Bangyan propped up the car cover, bent down, and created an ambiguous distance between the two of them. He said, "One phone call a day, three text messages in the morning, noon and evening, isn't that familiar enough?"

Ren Xingsi said: "I answer fifty calls a day and receive hundreds of text messages. You can't make up a fraction of it."

Wang Bangyan said: "Are you implying that I will call and text you all the time?"

Ren Xingsi said, "I'm reminding you, we are not familiar enough."

Wang Bangyan: "..." Back to the original point again.

Wang Bangyan changed the subject.

Wang Bangyan said, "You didn't come yesterday."

Ren Xingsi said, "I didn't say I would come yesterday."

Wang Bangyan said, "You told Xiao Lin."

Ren Xingsi said, "We changed the schedule."

Wang Bangyan said, "You didn't even notify me."

Ren Xingsi said: "Why did I inform you that my date with Xiao Lin changed the schedule?"

Wang Bangyan: "..." It seems that there is no need to inform him, but I am so unwilling!

Wang Bangyan wanted to launch a stronger offensive, such as asking Ren Xingsi to have a romantic candlelight dinner, or go to his private swimming pool to "swim" freely...but Ren Xingsi ruthlessly ended his fantasy.

Ren Xingsi said: "If you are fine, then bye bye~"

Ren Xingsi stepped on the accelerator, and the car roared away, leaving only billowing smoke and dust, which made Wang Bangyan cough.

Wang Bangyan stopped coughing, but smiled.

The harder it is for Ren Xingsi to get started, the more it arouses his desire to conquer. He feels that he likes this difficult trump card manager more and more day by day.

In front of the full-length mirror, Su Gui jumped up, fell down, shook her little butt, jumped up again, fell down, shook her little butt, and said brokenly: "Long tail, tomorrow will have a long tail, tail tail tail~"

Li Xiaolin watched for a long time, and took pictures of Su Gui intermittently, so cute that he wanted to pick up the little fox and kiss it fiercely.

Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you can't walk steadily with these three tails, can you still walk with one more tail?"

Su Gui rolled his eyes and said, "Hmph~ You can't walk steadily, but I can walk steadily."

Li Xiaolin said: "Let's take one and let me appreciate it."

Su Gui wasn't fooled, and said, "Go away, I'm trying to grow my tail."

Li Xiaolin caught Su Gui who jumped into the air like catching a baseball. He really couldn't hold back his love for cute things. He even kissed Su Gui several times. Su Gui gave Li Xiaolin a few small slaps very annoyed, and muttered: " You are so annoying, is the big stupid dog on your body!"

Li Xiaolin said: "Da Wang Su is so cute, let me kiss him a few times without losing his tail."

Su Gui protested with a delicate bun face, "Don't say I'm cute, I'm too imposing, but say I'm mighty!"

Li Xiaolin held back his laughter, and said in harmony, "Mmm, King Su is mighty and majestic."

Li Xiaolin grabbed Su Gui's three tails and gave him a scratch, "King Su, can your little butt grow four tails?"

"Ignorance!" Su Gui said with a stern face, "I won't be so small after I grow a fourth tail."

"Oh~?" Li Xiaolin thought of Su Gui who grew up under the influence of alcohol, "Will you grow up to be a teenager?"

"Well, no, it takes seven tails to grow so big." Su Gui counted with his fingers, "Four tails are as big as a human child~!"

The little fox with three heads and four thick tails seems to be able to poke cute spots.

Li Xiaolin said: "I am looking forward to it."

Su Gui said in desperation: "Hmph~ My magic power will increase greatly after having four tails. You can't bully me anymore~ Otherwise I will retaliate!"

Li Xiaolin asked with great interest: "How to retaliate?"

Su Gui said: "If you don't eat meat, your hair will fall out!"

Li Xiaolin: "..." This is something the little fox can't bear by himself!

The holidays flew by.

After Li Xiaolin finished filming the mysterious ending of "The Fate of the Fox", the entire film was completed, and the post-production and multi-party publicity of the film followed.

Li Xiaolin is also going to City C.

Li Xiaolin entrusted the general to a pet shop that he has cooperated with many times - he once entrusted the general to Ren Xingsi to take care of him, but Ren Xingsi is a big smoker and a busy person, often forgetting to cook for the general, etc. Later, when Li Xiaolin came back from a business trip to pick up the general, the general was already in shape and smelled of smoke, like dog sausage on a smoked grill, which made people feel sad.From then on, Li Xiaolin never dared to let Ren Xingsi take care of his pets.

To be separated from his master, the general howled heart-piercingly, as if it was the end of the world.

Although the little girl in the pet shop was obsessed with Li Xiaolin's handsome face, she was terrified by the big dog.

Li Xiaolin said: "My family's general is very easy to raise, and he can eat anything."

The little girl promised: "I will give it the top dog food!"

Li Xiaolin said, "Well, if it doesn't eat, just feed it. It's very docile and doesn't bite."

The little girl said: "Okay, okay!" Ouch~ Li Dashen is a gentleman and caring, that's great!

Li Xiaolin listed the precautions one by one, and made out with the general for a long time before saying goodbye.

Li Xiaolin had only taken a few steps when the general chased after him like a wild horse, biting Li Xiaolin's trousers tightly.

"Wow~" the general yelled hoarsely, trying to arouse the sympathy of his master.

Hey, hey, why is it so unfair that the stinky fox can go on a business trip with his master and be left alone?

Li Xiaolin comforted him: "Be good, I'll pick you up as soon as I get off the plane when I get back, okay?"

"Woof~" No, I want to go with you!

Li Xiaolin kissed the big general's forehead, and said: "Stop making trouble, if you make trouble again, Mother Ren will beat you up."

Say Ren Ma, Ren Ma is here.

Ren Xingsi, who served as Li Xiaolin's driver, got out of the car and said coldly to the noisy general, "I haven't eaten dog meat for a long time."

General: "..." Hey, this man is so terrifying!

Ren Xingsi grabbed the general by the ear, dragged the general into the pet shop in the rhythm of dragging a dead dog, and handed it to the little girl in the shop.

The general pretended to be dead the whole time, and behaved like a little rabbit, for fear that an unruly thought would become an addition to the other party's dinner table!

Ren Xingsi shook his cigarette butt at the general, and said coldly: "Be good, don't cause trouble to others, I will come to see you."

The general tucked his tail between his legs, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo !

——Don’t come to see me, it’s so scary!

When Ren Xingsi got back into the car, Li Xiaolin was fanning Su Gui.

Ren Xingsi smoked too much and had never stopped all the way, which made the car smell full of smoke. Although Li Xiaolin himself didn't smoke, he was used to smoking Ren Xingsi's second-hand smoke and didn't feel uncomfortable, but Su Gui couldn't do it.

There is no such thing as cigarettes in the demon world.

As soon as Su Gui smelled the smoke, the whole fox became ill. It was so smoky that he felt like he was at the scene of a fire.

When the car was driving, there was wind blowing into the car and the smell of smoke was blown away, but the car was parked by the side of the road, and the smell of smoke couldn't go away.

Su Gui was so unbearable that he was about to suffocate.

Ren Xingsi started the engine and wanted to light a cigarette again. Li Xiaolin snatched his lighter and unlit cigarettes and threw them all on the back seat.

Li Xiaolin said, "Stop smoking."

Ren Xingsi said: "You really spoil this little monster."

Li Xiaolin said: "Smoking too much is not good for you."

Ren Xing thought that I don't care if it's good or not, and Li Xiaolin added: "It's not good for me to smoke your second-hand smoke all the time. Do you think I'll die early?"

Ren Xingsi was silent.

The little girl who peeked at Li Xiaolin and Ren Xingsi snatching cigarettes in the pet shop was so excited that she couldn't help it. This is real flirting!

The little girl hugged the dejected general, and said incoherently: "It's too dazzling, so loving, blinding my titanium alloy dog ​​eyes!"

The general squinted his real dog eyes, feeling sad to himself.

The crew of "Fate of the Fox" went to City C ahead of Li Xiaolin, and finalized the program schedule with "Happy Not Discussed", and arranged the venue for a press conference.

Li Xiaolin set off two days later than the crew because of the announcement arrangement. He was accompanied by his assistant Zhang Ping and Su Gui hidden in his pocket.

The air ticket was arranged by Ren Xingsi. He bought all the first-class seats with great pride, just to give Li Xiaolin and Su Gui a relatively private space. Even Zhang Ping only enjoyed the business class treatment.

on the plane.

Su Gui jumped around on different seats like a child with ADHD. This is a big iron bird that can fly in the sky, so amazing!

Su Gui stepped on Li Xiaolin's leg, looked out the window, and asked, "How does this fly? Is someone using it to cast spells?"

Li Xiaolin said: "It's not magic, it's science." He blocked Su Gui with his hand and said, "Hey, don't run around, it's about to take off."

Su Gui said: "Fly, fly, fly~ I haven't flown in a long time~!"

As if in response to Su Gui's words, he just finished speaking, and the taxiing plane suddenly left the ground.

The sudden weightlessness caused Su Gui to slam into Li Xiaolin's arms like a bullet, but he didn't hit the angle very well, it just hit Li Xiaolin's good brother!

Li Xiaolin covered his lower body indecently, his forehead was covered with sweat, this little fox is not light!

Su Gui still didn't know that he was in trouble, so he helped Li Xiaolin's little brother to stand upright, but the shaking caused by the continuous ascent of the plane caused Su Gui to slip and fall again, and fell to the same place again.

Li Xiaolin: "..."

No matter how tough Li Xiaolin is, his little brother was wounded twice and his energy was lost.

Li Xiaolin mentioned Su Gui, and said with pain: "King Su, do you have a grudge against me?"

Su Gui blinked, innocently, and asked, "What's the matter?"

Li Xiaolin used actions to answer what happened to him.

Li Xiaolin picked up Su Gui's clothes made of tails—since Su Gui grew three tails, baby clothes couldn't fit anymore, so the little fox went back to the original fox fur coat.

Li Xiaolin shot the little bean between Su Gui's legs, Su Gui covered his own little Su in horror, and shouted: "You are a pervert!"

Li Xiaolin said righteously, "This is revenge."

Su Gui: "..." I don't want to talk to the pervert again!hum~!

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