Little fox, stop making trouble!

"Dong dong dong." There was a knock on the door, and Zhang Ping said outside the door, "Brother Li, I'm going to the radio station "Happy No Discussion" in one and a half hours."

Li Xiaolin inside the door paced tangledly. After a long while, he made up his mind and opened the door to let Zhang Ping into the room.

As soon as Zhang Ping entered the room, Li Xiaolin issued a series of orders, "Xiao Zhang, go to the nearby home furnishing store and buy a bed sheet that is exactly the same as the hotel bed sheet, and then buy a TV that is exactly the same as the hotel TV, and then buy a few more." children's clothing."

Zhang Ping received three instructions at once, but the CPU couldn't keep up, and he was stunned.

Zhang Ping asked, "Brother Li, what are you buying these for?"

Zhang Ping looked around while asking, and understood in seconds.

On the double bed in the room, there were several scorched holes in the sheets, and the TV set on the TV wall turned into a black unknown object. What happened? !Zhang Ping was shocked by the tragic situation in this room, but when he met Su Gui's eyes, he was even more shocked!

Li Xiaolin wrapped Su Guo tightly with a quilt, revealing half of his small face, his eyeballs rolled around, looking very clever.

Su Guinen said to Zhang Ping vividly: "Oh~ you are the perverted assistant of the pervert!"

Zhang Ping: "..." When did God Li carry a child back to the hotel? !And I'm not a pervert!

Seeing that Zhang Ping was about to petrify, Li Xiaolin said preemptively, "He is the younger brother of my distant relative's nephew."

Zhang Ping said: "Su Gui's younger brother?" He was very impressed with the beautiful young man Su Gui with 360 degrees of no dead ends.

Li Xiaolin said, "Yes."

Su Gui pinches Li Xiaolin through the quilt, he is not Su Gui's younger brother, he is Su Gui!However, the quilt was too thick, and Su Gui's small hands were not strong enough to pinch Li Xiaolin.

Zhang Ping asked suspiciously: "Why is Su Gui's younger brother here?"

Li Xiaolin said: "Well, Su Gui has gone abroad again, and entrusted his younger brother to my care."

Zhang Ping: "..." Master Li, am I so easy to fool? !

Zhang Ping didn't believe what Li Xiaolin said, but as an excellent assistant, not only could he not ask questions about what his boss didn't want to say, but he had to help others to smooth it over.

Zhang Ping asked: "Okay, what about the sheets and the TV? Brother Li, you don't smoke, right?"

Li Xiaolin said: "Children are ignorant, if they play with fire, they will be burned."

Zhang Ping: "..." It's Li Dashen, you are playing with me!Can it burn like this if it really catches fire? !

Well, it was another matter that Li Xiaolin didn't want to talk about, so Zhang Ping tactfully didn't ask any more questions.

Zhang Ping showed his high efficiency and said, "I'll buy bed sheets and TVs right away, but what kind of children's clothes do I need?"

model?A question mark appeared in Li Xiaolin's head.

Forgive him for being out of childhood for so long.

Zhang Ping said: "Brother Li, children's clothing is the same as adult clothing, and there are also sizes such as height and size. What cm does this kid wear, do you want S, M or L?"

This stopped Li Xiaolin from asking.

Zhang Ping said: "How about Brother Li, you lifted the sheet? I'll give the kids an estimate."

Li Xiaolin said: "No, you can just buy whatever you want, a set of various models." The reason why he wrapped Su Gui with a quilt was to cover up the little fox's pointed ears and big tail, which would lift the quilt. Wouldn't that be revealing!

Zhang Ping said speechlessly: "Okay."

Zhang Ping went shopping, Li Xiaolin put Su Gui back on the bed, and called Ren Xingsi.

Ren Xingsi on the other end of the phone was busy, and said bluntly: "If there is something to do, let's go back to court if there is nothing to do."

Li Xiaolin said cooperatively: "Your Majesty, I have something important to announce!"

Ren Xingsi said grandly, "Tell me."

Li Xiaolin said: "Su Gui has grown a fourth tail."

Li Xiaolin took a photo of Su Gui who was looking up at him, and sent the MMS to Ren Xingsi.

Ren Xingsi dropped the cigarette he was holding and uttered a single syllable, "Damn!"

Li Xiaolin Balabala told Ren Xingsi the whole process of Su Gui's long tail. At the end, he said sadly: "King Su can call the wind and rain in the demon world, but he is a black household in the human world! In order for King Su to live happily in the sun, we must give He has a suitable status, Your Majesty, this glorious and arduous task is entrusted to you! Wait until King Su grows seven tails and summons the dragon to repay your kindness!"

After Li Xiaolin finished the long list in a very eloquent voice, he immediately hung up the phone and turned off the phone to prevent Ren Xingsi from bombarding him with the phone.

Li Xiaolin scratched the bridge of Su Gui's nose and said, "King Su, you owe Mama Ren a huge favor."

Su Gui said: "It's not I who owe it, it's you who owe it!"

Li Xiaolin said, "It's you who want to apply for a hukou, not me."

Su Gui said: "It's not that I asked the coward to do it for me, hehe~ You asked him to do it, and it's the favor you owe!"

Li Xiaolin pinched Su Gui's face, stretched it to both sides, and scolded with a smile: "You ungrateful little fox."

Su Gui wrinkled his nose cutely, and fought back on the spot, trying to punch Li Xiaolin with short arms and short legs, but he couldn't reach it.

Su Gui was depressed, thinking, when I have seven tails, I will pinch your face and make you into a big pie face, hum~!

Zhang Ping works quickly, bed sheets, TV, children's clothing, all within five to 10 minutes.

The bed sheets and children's clothes were brought back to the hotel by Zhang Ping, but the TV had to wait for the staff from the mall to deliver and install it in the afternoon.

Zhang Ping helped Li Xiaolin change the sheets, and put a bunch of children's clothing on the bed, in different styles and sizes, men's and women's clothing, making people suspect that what he bought was not children's clothing, but a children's clothing store.

Zhang Ping said: "Brother Li, what style does the child like, choose one, and I will help him wear it. I often take care of my younger brothers and sisters at home. I am very good at this."

Li Xiaolin said: "Hehe, no need, I'll put it on for this kid."

Zhang Ping hesitated, "Brother Li, will you take care of the children?"

Li Xiaolin said: "I haven't taken care of it before, but I have to learn. Let's start now."

Zhang Ping wanted to say something more, but was pushed out by Li Xiaolin.

Zhang Ping scratched his head, always felt that Li Xiaolin was weird, the burnt bed sheet was weird, the TV set that turned into charcoal was weird, and the child who appeared out of thin air was also weird, what a weird day.

Li Xiaolin rubbed the base of Su Gui's tail and asked, "King Su, can your tail be changed?"

Su Gui blushed and slapped Li Xiaolin's hand away, "Don't rub it indiscriminately~!"

The more Su Gui refused to let Li Xiaolin rub it, the more Li Xiaolin rubbed it a few times, and Su Gui was so angry that he punched and kicked him.

Taking advantage of his height and body shape, Li Xiaolin shackled Su Gui, making the little fox twist and turn in his arms.

Li Xiaolin said: "Okay, let's stop making trouble, can you become an ordinary human child? I can't take you out like this."

Su Gui snorted and said, "I'm an omnipotent monster, and this simple little spell can't help me!"

Su Gui broke free from Li Xiaolin, squatted on a horse, and performed his kung fu.

"Well——" the little fox raised his ears and four tails upright, and murmured, "Change~"

Su Gui changed for a long time without any movement, pointy ears were still pointy ears, big tail was still big tail.

Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, is your mana out of order?"

Su Gui said, "Don't make noise!"

Su Gui turned around, turned his back to Li Xiaolin, and performed his kung fu again.

This time, Su Gui succeeded.

Soft white light wrapped his ears and tail, and after a while, the white light dissipated, and Su Gui's ears and tail were gone. Except for his overly delicate face and long silver hair, he was no different from an ordinary child Sincerely.

Su Guiguang slipped his body, twisted his buttocks at Li Xiaolin, and said stinkingly, "Hmph~ My mana is shining."

Li Xiaolin held up Su Gui and said, "Yes, yes, come on, let me dress up King Su."

Su Gui loves beauty the most, and when he heard that Li Xiaolin was going to dress him up, he would obediently lie on Li Xiaolin's back, very obedient.

Li Xiaolin laughed secretly, this little fox is too obsessed with appearance.

Li Xiaolin picked out a small suit for Su Gui and a matching top hat, which made Su Gui look like a little British gentleman.

Li Xiaolin packed a similar suit for himself, and the two of them stood together like brothers and father and son.

Su Gui flipped over in front of the full-length mirror and said, "I'm prettier than you!"

Li Xiaolin kissed Su Gui, noncommittal.

Zhang Ping was so anxious that he was going to get angry when the big and small ones were tidied up. The appointment with He Quanwen was less than half an hour old. They didn't come to City C very often, so they didn't know the traffic conditions here. If they were late No, the image of Li Xiaolin is always bad.

Zhang Ping hastily got Li Xiaolin and Su Gui into the car. The work car for "Happy No Discussion" has been waiting for a long time.

Li Xiaolin and Su Gui were in the back seat, and Zhang Ping was in the passenger seat.

Zhang Ping turned his head and asked Li Xiaolin, "Brother Li, what should I do with this child?"

Li Xiaolin said, "Follow me."

Zhang Ping said, "You still have to rehearse when you're here."

Li Xiaolin said: "I will trouble you then, anyway, you have taken care of Su Gui, and the two brothers have the same personality."

Zhang Ping said: "Oh, okay, I hope the kid won't treat my PAD as food like his brother did, but this kid really looks like Su Gui, isn't he imitating his brother? Just dye your hair, it's not good for your health."

Li Xiaolin said: "They take a non-mainstream route."

Zhang Ping: "..."

Zhang Ping extended his hand to Su Gui in a friendly manner, "Hello, kid, my name is Zhang Ping, and I'm Brother Li's assistant. What's your name?"

Su Gui said inexplicably: "You are so strange, I know you, why do you have to introduce yourself twice?"

Have I introduced myself?Zhang Ping recalled that this morning was full of chaos, and he really couldn't remember whether he had introduced himself.

Su Gui said again: "I am not a child, I am..."

Li Xiaolin covered Su Gui's mouth familiarly.

Li Xiaolin said, "His name is also Su Gui."

Zhang Ping was dumbfounded, "The two brothers have the same name?!"

Li Xiaolin said: "This little one is a ghost of a ghost, and his parents have weird ideas."

Zhang Ping laughed, and didn't go along with Li Xiaolin's words.Li Xiaolin said that Su Gui's parents were so weird that it was a joke among relatives, and he would be stupid if he said the same thing.

A group of people hurried to the radio station, where the director of "Happiness Is Not Discussed" and Shu Jia were waiting.

Li Xiaolin didn't put on airs, and took the initiative to apologize, "I'm late."

Shu Jia said: "It's not too late, there's still 5 minutes until the o'clock, but this guy Quanwen has been fooling around somewhere, he hasn't arrived yet, and the phone can't be reached."

The director said: "Director Yu hasn't come yet, I still want to ask him about his morals in filmmaking."

Shu Jia and the director talked about He Quanwen and Yu Mo. Li Xiaolin smiled, and his smile froze.

Yu Mo is GAY, and He Quanwen is GAY.

Yu Mo has been hungry and thirsty for many years, and He Quanwen's dish is his heavenly dish!

A thought came to Li Xiaolin's mind, could these two be... He quickly extinguished this thought.

It's just that both of them are late, and it's not an idol drama, so there's no such coincidence.

At this moment, Li Xiaolin's cell phone rang, and when he connected, he heard Yu Mo crying, "Xiao Lin, He Quanwen put me to sleep, blah blah."

Li Xiaolin: "..."