Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 46
Su Gui looked at him from left to right, and said, "My face hurts so much~!" He put his little face in front of Li Xiaolin, and said cutely, "Look, I have nail marks on the left side of my face!"
Su Gui has always loved beauty, and after his face was scratched with red marks by Xiaoguang, the little fox really made a fuss for a long time, threatening to settle accounts with Xiaoguang and call a Nine Heavens God Thunder to chop him into scum!
Li Xiaolin promised several hundred lollipops before Su Gui stopped.
After Su Gui calmed down, he spit bubbles in front of the mirror, and rubbed his own saliva on his finger marks little by little. After wiping, his little face returned to its original state, so white and tender that water could be squeezed out Come on, where are the marks that are an eyesore.
Li Xiaolin poked Su Gui's face and said, "I'm not blind."
Su Gui crossed his arms, turned his head and said, "Hmph~!"
Li Xiaolin is determined to break the casserole and ask the end.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you have to explain everything to me obediently, otherwise I won't dare to let you go out in the future."
"What!" Su Gui shook her sharp ears and roared fiercely in a soft childish voice, "Are you going to put me under house arrest?! House arrest is against the law! I'm going to sue you! Besides, I It's a big monster, you are guaranteed to die if you put the big monster under house arrest!"
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, before you answer my question, I will acquiesce that it is a high risk for you to walk in the world. As a good owner who loves pets, I want to protect you. In order to protect you, I have no choice but to lock you up." At home."
Su Gui frowned, "I am not a pet! You are not allowed to lock me at home~!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Not only will I lock you up at home, but I won't give you any meat. All the lollipops and chicken dinner I promised you will be passed on to the general. I will also take the general out for a walk every day. you."
Su Gui: "..."
Su Gui curled her tail, drooped her ears, and pouted her mouth, feeling unhappy.
The pervert is so bad!This is to abuse him!Big perverts are sadists!
Su Gui's pitiful appearance made Li Xiaolin so cute that he wanted to kiss Su Gui against his strict principles.Su Gui raised his tail and covered his face tightly to prevent Li Xiaolin from kissing.
Hmph~ Big pervert, you're going to abuse me and even kiss me, so why don't you do it!
Unable to kiss his face, Li Xiaolin took the next best thing and kissed Su Gui's big tail.
Su Gui's cheeks were red like apples, he hugged his kissed tail, and said softly and sticky: "Don't kiss indiscriminately, the tail of a big monster cannot be kissed by others!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Give me a kiss and you won't lose your hair, good boy."
Li Xiaolin hugged Su Gui's four big tails like a pillow, and said with a smirk, "King Su, I kidnapped your tail. If you don't tell me the truth, I won't give it back to you."
Su Gui twitched her tail back in disbelief, but couldn't do it.
Li Xiaolin's strength is much stronger than his.
Su Gui shouted: "You are so annoying!"
Li Xiaolin said: "If you tell me the truth, I won't bother you anymore, and I will reward you with ten more McDonald's."
Ten times McDonald's...
Su Gui was moved.
Li Xiaolin increased the weight, "Ten bags of chicken-flavored potato chips, plus five servings of Kung Pao Chicken."
Su Gui sucked in his saliva, and said without a stand: "I say da!"
Li Xiaolin smiled unfathomably, using food to deal with this little fox, it would be easy to catch.
It wasn't until Su Guikai said that he suddenly realized that he was fooled again!Hey, hey, the pervert keeps using food to seduce him, so bad!
I really want to go back on my word, but I promised to say it, the big monster has to keep his word!
Su Gui sat upright and said, "You can't tell others what I told you~"
Li Xiaolin said: "Well, don't tell others, let's share about our baby."
Su Gui said, "Hmph~ You're smart."
It was an accident that Su Gui would come to the human world.
After the gradual development of human science and technology, the boundary between the demon world and the human world became very clear. The previous generation of demon kings expressly prohibited monsters from entering and leaving the human world.As the successor of the demon king, Su Gui is very obedient, except that his mother, the previous demon king, secretly brought him to the human world to open his eyes 300 years ago, Su Gui has never set foot in the world bounded.
Li Xiaolin complained: "Your mother is knowingly breaking the law."
Su Gui punched Li Xiaolin with his little hands, and said, "Don't speak ill of my mother."
Li Xiaolin said: "Auntie is handsome and handsome!"
Hey, what's wrong with this adjective!
The handsome and handsome mother Su gave up after being the demon king for 200 years, and passed on the title of demon king to Xiao Sugui, who had just turned [-] years old, and wandered freely.
Although Su Gui has great mana, he is too young to convince the crowd.As for Su Gui's temperament, he is also competitive, he never accommodates others, and insists on others to accommodate him.
Over time, conflicts arose.
There is a force against Su Gui in the demon world, and the leader is a tiger monster who has just grown up.
On a dark and stormy night, the tiger monster led his younger brothers to attack Su Gui. Su Gui was outnumbered, injured and fled to the human world.
Su Gui smashed the pillow angrily, "The big tabby cat is too despicable! I won't lose if I fight alone, I can beat three of them alone, huh~!"
Li Xiaolin said, "Does that mean you have enemies?"
Su Gui said: "A big tabby cat is not worthy of being my enemy, just like him, I can easily crush him to death."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Then what is it that you were hunted down and escaped from the demon world and lost all your mana!
Li Xiaolin didn't want to hit his little fox's self-confidence, and said: "The big tabby cat drove you away, so he is the master in the demon world?"
Su Gui said: "I don't know!" He puffed up his cheeks like a puffer fish, "I'm not in the demon world."
Li Xiaolin asked: "Is it possible that the big tabby cat also came to the human world?"
Su Gui asked back, "What is he doing here?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Kill you to avoid future troubles."
Li Xiaolin's concerns are not unreasonable.
Su Gui's situation is clearly the loser in the "snatch the throne" script. According to common sense, the winner will kill the loser in order to have no worries.
Su Gui laughed loudly, rolled on the bed, and said, "I won't, the tabby cat is so cowardly, I don't have the guts. My mother stipulated that monsters can't come to the human world, so he won't come. He is most afraid of me." Mom, oh, all the monsters in the demon world are afraid of my mother! Let me tell you, the big tabby cat came to play at my house when I was a child, broke a vase in my house but refused to admit it, and even planted the blame on me for breaking it, but Bad~ My mother is so smart, she saw through the lies of the tabby cat, hung it up and beat it, and hung it on a big locust tree to dry for three days, until it dried up like a tabby cat, hahahaha."
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Li Xiaolin only felt that the world is so big and full of wonders, and everyone said it was a fox pretending to be a tiger, but in the demon world, it is a fox teaching a tiger, which is too subversive of tradition!
Li Xiaolin said: "You and that big tabby cat have known each other since childhood?"
Su Gui said: "Yeah, huh~ He's stupid, he's slow in learning spells and slow in learning to read and write, so I often bully him, first burn his tail with fire, and then bring rain on him, hehe, every time he Every time I will meow miserably!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." No wonder people want to rebel!
The reason why Su Gui came to the human world was to compete for the position of Demon King, this fact shocked Li Xiaolin.
This little fox in my family is stupid, clumsy, at best, he is selling a cute and coquettish snack, but he is actually the designated demon king? !This can only show that the strength of blood relationship does not distinguish between regions and species!
Li Xiaolin said: "Where is Auntie, does she care about you?"
Su Gui said: "It's been said that my mother went to travel~ And oh, it's not my aunt, it's my uncle."
"Uncle?" Li Xiaolin's head was full of question marks.
Su Gui said, "Yes, my mother is a boy."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Damn it!This setting is so weird!
Li Xiaolin didn't bother to ask why Su Gui called a male fox his mother. He was overwhelmed by the amount of information, and his brain was in a dormant state.
Li Xiaolin lay down with his arms around Su Gui, combed the smooth hair on Su Gui's tail, and asked, "Where are the monks and priests who catch monsters? Do you have this?"
Su Gui said: "I don't know, I haven't seen it before, but my mother mentioned it, it was all hundreds of years ago, and he said that all capable demon catchers are extinct."
Li Xiaolin said, "That's good."
Su Gui grabbed Li Xiaolin's hair and said, "Hmph~ I told you everything about me, you can't abuse me, you have to buy me lollipops, potato chips, McDonald's, and chicken dinner , buy beautiful clothes, buy..."
Li Xiaolin interrupted Su Gui one by one, and said, "Okay, okay, I'll buy everything, and I'll buy you whatever you want." He changed the subject and jokingly said, "King Su, to be honest, at first you Don't tell me why you came to the human world, is it because it's too embarrassing to be robbed of the throne."
Su Gui whimpered and turned over, facing Li Xiaolin with her little butt.
Big perverts are so annoying!Don't everyone on the Internet say that people are difficult and cannot be demolished!
After finding out about Su Gui's life experience, Li Xiaolin felt at ease.
Although the reason why this little fox came to the human world is quite bloody, but according to his description, the big tabby cat... the tiger monster will not chase him fiercely, so it is not threatening.As for monks, Taoists and the like, even if they do meet someone with some supernatural powers, it is not a good thing.
After staying in City C for a few days, a letter came from Ren Xingsi.
Ren Xingsi had already completed Su Gui's documents, fabricated his background, and even completed the exit and entry certificates.
Li Xiaolin yelled Long Live Ren Ma, Ren Xingsi only coldly made Li Xiaolin tighten his skin.
Li Xiaolin's face is full of bulls, Ren Ma is the prelude to torturing him!
After the documents were settled, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui returned to City A, while Yu Mo and the crew went to another city to do promotion and post-shooting.
After getting off the plane, Li Xiaolin bypassed the group of fans who came to pick him up, and took another passage, but he was still intercepted by someone on this passage.
The person who blocked him was Fang Gaohan, a well-known contemporary director.
Fang Gaohan is almost 50 years old. He is a trendy uncle. He has produced more than a dozen films and received countless awards and nominations.
Li Xiaolin played the leading role in Fang Gaohan's last movie, Fang Gaohan praised Li Xiaolin's acting skills, Li Xiaolin also benefited a lot, and the two had a great time working together.
Li Xiaolin shook hands with Fang Gaohan and asked, "Director Fang, where are you going?"
Fang Gaohan said, "No, I'm waiting for you."
"Wait for me?" Li Xiaolin smiled, "This is unbearable."
Fang Gaohan said: "What can't bear it, I'm planning a new movie, and I want to ask if you are interested."
Li Xiaolin said: "I will definitely support Director Fang's movies, and I can be a friendly cameo."
Fang Gaohan said: "Well, I just invite you to be a guest star."
Li Xiaolin: "..." I said polite words!
Li Xiaolin has never played a supporting role since his debut, even when he was a newcomer, he was always the number one male in a series.
Fang Gaohan asked Li Xiaolin to be a cameo, this is not just to mention the box office of the movie, but to praise him!
Who is Fang Gaohan going to praise?To let such a heavyweight master as Li Xiaolin act as a foil? !
Li Xiaolin asked: "What kind of movie is Director Fang going to shoot this time? Has the protagonist been decided?"
Fang Gaohan said: "It's settled, it's someone you know, I believe you will have a good cooperation."
Li Xiaolin asked: "Who is it?"
Fang Gaohan pointed to Su Gui in Li Xiaolin's arms, and said, "It's him."
Su Gui has always loved beauty, and after his face was scratched with red marks by Xiaoguang, the little fox really made a fuss for a long time, threatening to settle accounts with Xiaoguang and call a Nine Heavens God Thunder to chop him into scum!
Li Xiaolin promised several hundred lollipops before Su Gui stopped.
After Su Gui calmed down, he spit bubbles in front of the mirror, and rubbed his own saliva on his finger marks little by little. After wiping, his little face returned to its original state, so white and tender that water could be squeezed out Come on, where are the marks that are an eyesore.
Li Xiaolin poked Su Gui's face and said, "I'm not blind."
Su Gui crossed his arms, turned his head and said, "Hmph~!"
Li Xiaolin is determined to break the casserole and ask the end.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you have to explain everything to me obediently, otherwise I won't dare to let you go out in the future."
"What!" Su Gui shook her sharp ears and roared fiercely in a soft childish voice, "Are you going to put me under house arrest?! House arrest is against the law! I'm going to sue you! Besides, I It's a big monster, you are guaranteed to die if you put the big monster under house arrest!"
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, before you answer my question, I will acquiesce that it is a high risk for you to walk in the world. As a good owner who loves pets, I want to protect you. In order to protect you, I have no choice but to lock you up." At home."
Su Gui frowned, "I am not a pet! You are not allowed to lock me at home~!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Not only will I lock you up at home, but I won't give you any meat. All the lollipops and chicken dinner I promised you will be passed on to the general. I will also take the general out for a walk every day. you."
Su Gui: "..."
Su Gui curled her tail, drooped her ears, and pouted her mouth, feeling unhappy.
The pervert is so bad!This is to abuse him!Big perverts are sadists!
Su Gui's pitiful appearance made Li Xiaolin so cute that he wanted to kiss Su Gui against his strict principles.Su Gui raised his tail and covered his face tightly to prevent Li Xiaolin from kissing.
Hmph~ Big pervert, you're going to abuse me and even kiss me, so why don't you do it!
Unable to kiss his face, Li Xiaolin took the next best thing and kissed Su Gui's big tail.
Su Gui's cheeks were red like apples, he hugged his kissed tail, and said softly and sticky: "Don't kiss indiscriminately, the tail of a big monster cannot be kissed by others!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Give me a kiss and you won't lose your hair, good boy."
Li Xiaolin hugged Su Gui's four big tails like a pillow, and said with a smirk, "King Su, I kidnapped your tail. If you don't tell me the truth, I won't give it back to you."
Su Gui twitched her tail back in disbelief, but couldn't do it.
Li Xiaolin's strength is much stronger than his.
Su Gui shouted: "You are so annoying!"
Li Xiaolin said: "If you tell me the truth, I won't bother you anymore, and I will reward you with ten more McDonald's."
Ten times McDonald's...
Su Gui was moved.
Li Xiaolin increased the weight, "Ten bags of chicken-flavored potato chips, plus five servings of Kung Pao Chicken."
Su Gui sucked in his saliva, and said without a stand: "I say da!"
Li Xiaolin smiled unfathomably, using food to deal with this little fox, it would be easy to catch.
It wasn't until Su Guikai said that he suddenly realized that he was fooled again!Hey, hey, the pervert keeps using food to seduce him, so bad!
I really want to go back on my word, but I promised to say it, the big monster has to keep his word!
Su Gui sat upright and said, "You can't tell others what I told you~"
Li Xiaolin said: "Well, don't tell others, let's share about our baby."
Su Gui said, "Hmph~ You're smart."
It was an accident that Su Gui would come to the human world.
After the gradual development of human science and technology, the boundary between the demon world and the human world became very clear. The previous generation of demon kings expressly prohibited monsters from entering and leaving the human world.As the successor of the demon king, Su Gui is very obedient, except that his mother, the previous demon king, secretly brought him to the human world to open his eyes 300 years ago, Su Gui has never set foot in the world bounded.
Li Xiaolin complained: "Your mother is knowingly breaking the law."
Su Gui punched Li Xiaolin with his little hands, and said, "Don't speak ill of my mother."
Li Xiaolin said: "Auntie is handsome and handsome!"
Hey, what's wrong with this adjective!
The handsome and handsome mother Su gave up after being the demon king for 200 years, and passed on the title of demon king to Xiao Sugui, who had just turned [-] years old, and wandered freely.
Although Su Gui has great mana, he is too young to convince the crowd.As for Su Gui's temperament, he is also competitive, he never accommodates others, and insists on others to accommodate him.
Over time, conflicts arose.
There is a force against Su Gui in the demon world, and the leader is a tiger monster who has just grown up.
On a dark and stormy night, the tiger monster led his younger brothers to attack Su Gui. Su Gui was outnumbered, injured and fled to the human world.
Su Gui smashed the pillow angrily, "The big tabby cat is too despicable! I won't lose if I fight alone, I can beat three of them alone, huh~!"
Li Xiaolin said, "Does that mean you have enemies?"
Su Gui said: "A big tabby cat is not worthy of being my enemy, just like him, I can easily crush him to death."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Then what is it that you were hunted down and escaped from the demon world and lost all your mana!
Li Xiaolin didn't want to hit his little fox's self-confidence, and said: "The big tabby cat drove you away, so he is the master in the demon world?"
Su Gui said: "I don't know!" He puffed up his cheeks like a puffer fish, "I'm not in the demon world."
Li Xiaolin asked: "Is it possible that the big tabby cat also came to the human world?"
Su Gui asked back, "What is he doing here?"
Li Xiaolin said: "Kill you to avoid future troubles."
Li Xiaolin's concerns are not unreasonable.
Su Gui's situation is clearly the loser in the "snatch the throne" script. According to common sense, the winner will kill the loser in order to have no worries.
Su Gui laughed loudly, rolled on the bed, and said, "I won't, the tabby cat is so cowardly, I don't have the guts. My mother stipulated that monsters can't come to the human world, so he won't come. He is most afraid of me." Mom, oh, all the monsters in the demon world are afraid of my mother! Let me tell you, the big tabby cat came to play at my house when I was a child, broke a vase in my house but refused to admit it, and even planted the blame on me for breaking it, but Bad~ My mother is so smart, she saw through the lies of the tabby cat, hung it up and beat it, and hung it on a big locust tree to dry for three days, until it dried up like a tabby cat, hahahaha."
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Li Xiaolin only felt that the world is so big and full of wonders, and everyone said it was a fox pretending to be a tiger, but in the demon world, it is a fox teaching a tiger, which is too subversive of tradition!
Li Xiaolin said: "You and that big tabby cat have known each other since childhood?"
Su Gui said: "Yeah, huh~ He's stupid, he's slow in learning spells and slow in learning to read and write, so I often bully him, first burn his tail with fire, and then bring rain on him, hehe, every time he Every time I will meow miserably!"
Li Xiaolin: "..." No wonder people want to rebel!
The reason why Su Gui came to the human world was to compete for the position of Demon King, this fact shocked Li Xiaolin.
This little fox in my family is stupid, clumsy, at best, he is selling a cute and coquettish snack, but he is actually the designated demon king? !This can only show that the strength of blood relationship does not distinguish between regions and species!
Li Xiaolin said: "Where is Auntie, does she care about you?"
Su Gui said: "It's been said that my mother went to travel~ And oh, it's not my aunt, it's my uncle."
"Uncle?" Li Xiaolin's head was full of question marks.
Su Gui said, "Yes, my mother is a boy."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Damn it!This setting is so weird!
Li Xiaolin didn't bother to ask why Su Gui called a male fox his mother. He was overwhelmed by the amount of information, and his brain was in a dormant state.
Li Xiaolin lay down with his arms around Su Gui, combed the smooth hair on Su Gui's tail, and asked, "Where are the monks and priests who catch monsters? Do you have this?"
Su Gui said: "I don't know, I haven't seen it before, but my mother mentioned it, it was all hundreds of years ago, and he said that all capable demon catchers are extinct."
Li Xiaolin said, "That's good."
Su Gui grabbed Li Xiaolin's hair and said, "Hmph~ I told you everything about me, you can't abuse me, you have to buy me lollipops, potato chips, McDonald's, and chicken dinner , buy beautiful clothes, buy..."
Li Xiaolin interrupted Su Gui one by one, and said, "Okay, okay, I'll buy everything, and I'll buy you whatever you want." He changed the subject and jokingly said, "King Su, to be honest, at first you Don't tell me why you came to the human world, is it because it's too embarrassing to be robbed of the throne."
Su Gui whimpered and turned over, facing Li Xiaolin with her little butt.
Big perverts are so annoying!Don't everyone on the Internet say that people are difficult and cannot be demolished!
After finding out about Su Gui's life experience, Li Xiaolin felt at ease.
Although the reason why this little fox came to the human world is quite bloody, but according to his description, the big tabby cat... the tiger monster will not chase him fiercely, so it is not threatening.As for monks, Taoists and the like, even if they do meet someone with some supernatural powers, it is not a good thing.
After staying in City C for a few days, a letter came from Ren Xingsi.
Ren Xingsi had already completed Su Gui's documents, fabricated his background, and even completed the exit and entry certificates.
Li Xiaolin yelled Long Live Ren Ma, Ren Xingsi only coldly made Li Xiaolin tighten his skin.
Li Xiaolin's face is full of bulls, Ren Ma is the prelude to torturing him!
After the documents were settled, Li Xiaolin and Su Gui returned to City A, while Yu Mo and the crew went to another city to do promotion and post-shooting.
After getting off the plane, Li Xiaolin bypassed the group of fans who came to pick him up, and took another passage, but he was still intercepted by someone on this passage.
The person who blocked him was Fang Gaohan, a well-known contemporary director.
Fang Gaohan is almost 50 years old. He is a trendy uncle. He has produced more than a dozen films and received countless awards and nominations.
Li Xiaolin played the leading role in Fang Gaohan's last movie, Fang Gaohan praised Li Xiaolin's acting skills, Li Xiaolin also benefited a lot, and the two had a great time working together.
Li Xiaolin shook hands with Fang Gaohan and asked, "Director Fang, where are you going?"
Fang Gaohan said, "No, I'm waiting for you."
"Wait for me?" Li Xiaolin smiled, "This is unbearable."
Fang Gaohan said: "What can't bear it, I'm planning a new movie, and I want to ask if you are interested."
Li Xiaolin said: "I will definitely support Director Fang's movies, and I can be a friendly cameo."
Fang Gaohan said: "Well, I just invite you to be a guest star."
Li Xiaolin: "..." I said polite words!
Li Xiaolin has never played a supporting role since his debut, even when he was a newcomer, he was always the number one male in a series.
Fang Gaohan asked Li Xiaolin to be a cameo, this is not just to mention the box office of the movie, but to praise him!
Who is Fang Gaohan going to praise?To let such a heavyweight master as Li Xiaolin act as a foil? !
Li Xiaolin asked: "What kind of movie is Director Fang going to shoot this time? Has the protagonist been decided?"
Fang Gaohan said: "It's settled, it's someone you know, I believe you will have a good cooperation."
Li Xiaolin asked: "Who is it?"
Fang Gaohan pointed to Su Gui in Li Xiaolin's arms, and said, "It's him."
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