Little fox, stop making trouble!
Chapter 72
After Su Gui grew seven tails, he fell asleep in the form of a fox.
Li Xiaolin adjusted the angle of his elbow, held Su Gui steady, and then temporarily found a guest room to sleep.
The master bedroom and the living room were completely destroyed, and even the walls showed signs of melting. No one would believe that there was a fire!It was necessary to buy new furniture and hire someone to paint the walls, but how would that be explained if people asked?
So sad.
Li Xiaolin hugged the warm and fluffy Su Dahu to sleep with his heart full of melancholy.
The fox-shaped Su Gui's grip is quite similar to that of the general, but the smoothness of his fur is even better than that of the general.It was soft and warm, which just helped Li Xiaolin resist the severe cold of winter. It was so comfortable that it made people drunk.
The little fox sleeps in a naive and silly way, with its four paws facing the sky and a tail resting on its nose, which makes it hard to breathe. It blows the tail away with its exhalation, and turns over again. The fox's head rests on Li Xiaolin's arm, and its paws touch On Li Xiaolin's chest, he scratched unconsciously, making Li Xiaolin itchy and painful, with several marks on his chest muscles.
Li Xiaolin grabbed Su Gui's paw and said, "It's time for me to buy you some pet shoes."
Su Gui's ears moved, but he didn't wake up, and one paw was stretched out stiffly, as if he had been hit by some kind of stiffness skill.
Li Xiaolin kissed that paw, the originally hard paw became soft again, retracted it, and put it in his abdomen.
Li Xiaolin couldn't help laughing, and said, "Good night, King Su with seven tails."
Su Gui put a tail on Li Xiaolin's body.
One person and one fox embrace each other and sleep together.
Until early in the morning, the fox in his arms shed the thick natural cloak and turned into a beautiful boy with well-proportioned bones and delicate skin like porcelain.
The beautiful boy stretched, sat up straight, and looked at the strange room.
Su Gui pushed Li Xiaolin and asked, "Daughter-in-law, where are we?"
Li Xiaolin said, "At home."
"Liar!" Su Gui said confidently, "This is different from our home's furnishings."
Li Xiaolin said with a smile: "King Su, you burned down our bedroom and living room with your long tail in the middle of the night. This is the guest room! I should really be glad you didn't burn too hard, otherwise we would have nowhere to live."
Su Gui said, "I don't remember."
Li Xiaolin said: "Which time did you remember things when you had a long tail?"
Su Gui hummed, got out of bed, and "da da da" ran to the full-length mirror.
The young man in the mirror was extremely handsome, wagging his seven tails joyfully.
Su Gui said: "Daughter-in-law, I can summon the dragon!"
Li Xiaolin was amused, "Summon one and let me have a look."
Su Gui responded readily, "Okay!"
Su Gui climbed onto the bed again, sat on Li Xiaolin's waist, and announced loudly, "Let's mate!"
Li Xiaolin didn't swallow a mouthful of saliva, and coughed uncontrollably. I dare say that the little fox's summoning of the dragon is that kind of thing!
Su Gui said, "Don't get too excited."
Li Xiaolin said: "I'm not excited." I was frightened!
Su Gui held her little Su without hesitation, and Bel announced proudly, "I'm going to stand up!"
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Su Gui slapped Li Xiaolin's little brother across the quilt, curled his lips and said, "Eh? Why are you standing up, I didn't see it! Humph~ Stand up on time every morning, daughter-in-law, you are so hungry oh!"
Li Xiaolin said, "This is morning erection, it's a normal phenomenon."
Su Gui said, "I don't have one!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Because you were a kid who couldn't summon Shenlong before today."
Su Gui said, "Hmph~ are you despising me! I'll stand up and show you!"
Li Xiaolin silently lifted up the corner of the quilt to cover Su Gui's little Su, and said, "King Su, stop making trouble, we won't mate."
"Why?!" Su Gui was upset, "Is it because I'm afraid of a yellow card!"
Li Xiaolin said: "I'm sleepy, boss! What time do you think I fell asleep and what time is it now!"
Su Gui looked at the clock beside the bed, it was eight o'clock in the morning.
Su Gui said: "It's getting late, daughter-in-law, you are too lazy!"
Li Xiaolin lay motionless on the bed like a dead pig, "I only slept for less than four hours."
Su Gui said, "I don't care! I want to mate."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Does this little fox have such a deep obsession with mating?You just grew seven tails, why don't you strengthen them? !The two of us were in the father-son relationship mode yesterday, and today we jumped into the heavy-tasting couple mode without a buffer? !
Su Gui snatched Li Xiaolin's pillow by surprise, and threw it on the ground with a "bang". Li Xiaolin was unprepared and slammed the back of his head into the bed.Fortunately, the mattress was soft enough. If it was that kind of hard bed, Li Xiaolin would have a big bump on his head.
Li Xiaolin said, "What are you doing?"
Su Gui said, "The pillow fell off!"
Li Xiaolin said: "The pillow didn't fall off, it was you who lost it!"
Su Gui said, "Okay, I lost it! Go and pick it up."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Is this asking me to pick up soap in disguise? !The little guy is very scheming!
The scheming Su Gui said to Li Xiaolin arrogantly: "Daughter-in-law, go pick up the pillow."
Li Xiaolin said: "You are pressing me down, I can't get up."
Su Gui moved away.
Li Xiaolin said: "You are pressed on the quilt, and I still can't get up."
The quilt was so wide that it covered the entire bed, and Su Gui moved it under the bed.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you take two steps to the left, I haven't had a good look at your seven tails yet."
Su Gui obediently walked left, wagging her tail.
Li Xiaolin smiled and said: "Okay, King Su, you are already next to the pillow, please bend down and pick up a pillow."
Su Gui: "..."
Su Gui got angry, picked up the pillow and smashed Li Xiaolin, causing Li Xiaolin to hide all over the bed.
Li Xiaolin was very angry and funny, he hugged Su Gui at the right time and rolled over, but put Su Gui under his body.
Li Xiaolin kissed the tip of Su Gui's nose and said, "Good boy, just let me sleep for a while."
Su Gui said: "Monsters in estrus will be very irritable if they don't have to mate!"
Li Xiaolin asked: "Then how did you spend the estrus period when you grew seven tails in the demon world?"
Su Gui said: "Retreat and practice~"
Li Xiaolin said: "Then King Su, hurry up and practice, lest you will be wasted if you don't practice for too long."
"It won't go to waste!" Su Gui used his tail as a crane, tangled up Li Xiaolin, and hoisted him up, and then threw him to the side to prevent him from being crushed. To myself, "It takes tens or hundreds of years to retreat, and you will be a bad old man when I finish retreat!"
Su Gui muttered to himself for a while, then turned around and saw that his daughter-in-law had fallen asleep!
Su Gui bulged his cheeks, pulled back his big tail that Li Xiaolin was holding, and thought angrily, hum, I won't mate with me, and I won't give you a tail hug!
One-third of Li Xiaolin's villa was destroyed, and he was telling his assistant Wang Ping to let him contact the furnishing company, but Su Dawang showed his power and muttered a series of spells. The master bedroom was completely new, just like before it burned down!
Li Xiaolin was an eye-opener, and asked Su Gui, "Tsk, King Su, you are so awesome, can you change money?"
Su Gui was still angry about Li Xiaolin's refusal to mate with him, and ignored him.
Li Xiaolin smiled apologetically, "King Su, don't be angry." He took out a limited-edition assorted chicken flavored lollipop, "Hey~ Candy, please."
Su Gui said, "I'm not a kid anymore."
Li Xiaolin said: "Big children also like candy."
Su Gui thought so too, eating candy regardless of age!
This is true love!
Su Gui licked the lollipop, it tasted very good, the unhappiness in his heart was washed away by the sweet smell of chicken, and naturally disappeared.
Su Gui said cheerfully, "I'm an all-powerful monster, and turning stone into gold can't stop me!"
Su Gui made a gesture of rubbing money. He rubbed it once, and a pink bill floated out from his fingertips.He was like a minting machine, and the money flowed out of his hand and scattered all over the floor.
Li Xiaolin was dumbfounded.
Su Gui said: "Hmph~ To maintain the marriage, the husband has to hand over his wallet to his wife. Well, daughter-in-law, I will give you all my money, so you don't have to go to work."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Is this little fox trying to keep me? !Don't be too ambitious!
Su Gui said: "By the way, how much does it cost to buy the Forbidden City? I'll pay for it and let's buy the Forbidden City. This villa is too small for me to live in!"
Li Xiaolin sweated wildly, "King Su, the Forbidden City is national property, you can't just buy it if you want!" This value is too worrying!
Su Gui said, "Then let's buy a small island."
Li Xiaolin said: "Do you want to live with wild people? They don't wear clothes, eat raw meat, and don't know how to make Kung Pao Chicken, Beggar Chicken, Shredded Chicken..."
Su Gui suddenly felt that the world was so dark, and said wearily: "Then I won't buy it."
Li Xiaolin said: "This is so good."
After educating Su Gui, Li Xiaolin eagerly asked: "King Su, how did you get your money? Is it true that you can turn a stone into gold? Then you must not disrupt the economic system."
Su Gui said: "That's not true. Magic is not created out of nothing. Turning a stone into gold is actually a kind of space movement. I transform the stone away and transform the gold from other places."
Li Xiaolin had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, "What about these hundred-yuan bills?"
Su Gui said: "Changed from the bank vault!"
Li Xiaolin was so shocked by this answer that he wanted to vomit blood, and shouted: "Change back quickly!"
Su Gui said, "Why? This is my money!"
Li Xiaolin said: "This is from the bank!"
Su Gui said: "I have changed, it is mine!"
Li Xiaolin ignored Su Gui's nonsense, "Hey, don't mess around, you're stealing money, it's a crime!"
Su Gui said: "What, I am a monster and not a human being, so I am not restricted by your laws. Besides, even if someone tracks us down, it is impossible to track us down!"
Li Xiaolin really wants to kneel down to the three views of his little fox, this is too distorted!
Li Xiaolin said: "To survive in human society, you have to follow our rules. Hurry up and change back."
"I don't!" Su Gui blinked slyly, "Unless you promise me one thing, I'll empty out the bank vault~!"
Li Xiaolin said without thinking: "Yes, yes!" Anyway, the little guy's request was just to eat a few more chicken meals and snacks.
Su Gui said: "You want to mate with me! Rightnow!"
Li Xiaolin said: "OK!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Xiaolin realized that something was wrong. This is a trap!This little fox also used English, and instantly became high-end and upscale!
Li Xiaolin cried two lasagna tears in his heart, the little fox grew up with a higher IQ, he has the demeanor of a real fox!
Li Xiaolin adjusted the angle of his elbow, held Su Gui steady, and then temporarily found a guest room to sleep.
The master bedroom and the living room were completely destroyed, and even the walls showed signs of melting. No one would believe that there was a fire!It was necessary to buy new furniture and hire someone to paint the walls, but how would that be explained if people asked?
So sad.
Li Xiaolin hugged the warm and fluffy Su Dahu to sleep with his heart full of melancholy.
The fox-shaped Su Gui's grip is quite similar to that of the general, but the smoothness of his fur is even better than that of the general.It was soft and warm, which just helped Li Xiaolin resist the severe cold of winter. It was so comfortable that it made people drunk.
The little fox sleeps in a naive and silly way, with its four paws facing the sky and a tail resting on its nose, which makes it hard to breathe. It blows the tail away with its exhalation, and turns over again. The fox's head rests on Li Xiaolin's arm, and its paws touch On Li Xiaolin's chest, he scratched unconsciously, making Li Xiaolin itchy and painful, with several marks on his chest muscles.
Li Xiaolin grabbed Su Gui's paw and said, "It's time for me to buy you some pet shoes."
Su Gui's ears moved, but he didn't wake up, and one paw was stretched out stiffly, as if he had been hit by some kind of stiffness skill.
Li Xiaolin kissed that paw, the originally hard paw became soft again, retracted it, and put it in his abdomen.
Li Xiaolin couldn't help laughing, and said, "Good night, King Su with seven tails."
Su Gui put a tail on Li Xiaolin's body.
One person and one fox embrace each other and sleep together.
Until early in the morning, the fox in his arms shed the thick natural cloak and turned into a beautiful boy with well-proportioned bones and delicate skin like porcelain.
The beautiful boy stretched, sat up straight, and looked at the strange room.
Su Gui pushed Li Xiaolin and asked, "Daughter-in-law, where are we?"
Li Xiaolin said, "At home."
"Liar!" Su Gui said confidently, "This is different from our home's furnishings."
Li Xiaolin said with a smile: "King Su, you burned down our bedroom and living room with your long tail in the middle of the night. This is the guest room! I should really be glad you didn't burn too hard, otherwise we would have nowhere to live."
Su Gui said, "I don't remember."
Li Xiaolin said: "Which time did you remember things when you had a long tail?"
Su Gui hummed, got out of bed, and "da da da" ran to the full-length mirror.
The young man in the mirror was extremely handsome, wagging his seven tails joyfully.
Su Gui said: "Daughter-in-law, I can summon the dragon!"
Li Xiaolin was amused, "Summon one and let me have a look."
Su Gui responded readily, "Okay!"
Su Gui climbed onto the bed again, sat on Li Xiaolin's waist, and announced loudly, "Let's mate!"
Li Xiaolin didn't swallow a mouthful of saliva, and coughed uncontrollably. I dare say that the little fox's summoning of the dragon is that kind of thing!
Su Gui said, "Don't get too excited."
Li Xiaolin said: "I'm not excited." I was frightened!
Su Gui held her little Su without hesitation, and Bel announced proudly, "I'm going to stand up!"
Li Xiaolin: "..."
Su Gui slapped Li Xiaolin's little brother across the quilt, curled his lips and said, "Eh? Why are you standing up, I didn't see it! Humph~ Stand up on time every morning, daughter-in-law, you are so hungry oh!"
Li Xiaolin said, "This is morning erection, it's a normal phenomenon."
Su Gui said, "I don't have one!"
Li Xiaolin said: "Because you were a kid who couldn't summon Shenlong before today."
Su Gui said, "Hmph~ are you despising me! I'll stand up and show you!"
Li Xiaolin silently lifted up the corner of the quilt to cover Su Gui's little Su, and said, "King Su, stop making trouble, we won't mate."
"Why?!" Su Gui was upset, "Is it because I'm afraid of a yellow card!"
Li Xiaolin said: "I'm sleepy, boss! What time do you think I fell asleep and what time is it now!"
Su Gui looked at the clock beside the bed, it was eight o'clock in the morning.
Su Gui said: "It's getting late, daughter-in-law, you are too lazy!"
Li Xiaolin lay motionless on the bed like a dead pig, "I only slept for less than four hours."
Su Gui said, "I don't care! I want to mate."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Does this little fox have such a deep obsession with mating?You just grew seven tails, why don't you strengthen them? !The two of us were in the father-son relationship mode yesterday, and today we jumped into the heavy-tasting couple mode without a buffer? !
Su Gui snatched Li Xiaolin's pillow by surprise, and threw it on the ground with a "bang". Li Xiaolin was unprepared and slammed the back of his head into the bed.Fortunately, the mattress was soft enough. If it was that kind of hard bed, Li Xiaolin would have a big bump on his head.
Li Xiaolin said, "What are you doing?"
Su Gui said, "The pillow fell off!"
Li Xiaolin said: "The pillow didn't fall off, it was you who lost it!"
Su Gui said, "Okay, I lost it! Go and pick it up."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Is this asking me to pick up soap in disguise? !The little guy is very scheming!
The scheming Su Gui said to Li Xiaolin arrogantly: "Daughter-in-law, go pick up the pillow."
Li Xiaolin said: "You are pressing me down, I can't get up."
Su Gui moved away.
Li Xiaolin said: "You are pressed on the quilt, and I still can't get up."
The quilt was so wide that it covered the entire bed, and Su Gui moved it under the bed.
Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you take two steps to the left, I haven't had a good look at your seven tails yet."
Su Gui obediently walked left, wagging her tail.
Li Xiaolin smiled and said: "Okay, King Su, you are already next to the pillow, please bend down and pick up a pillow."
Su Gui: "..."
Su Gui got angry, picked up the pillow and smashed Li Xiaolin, causing Li Xiaolin to hide all over the bed.
Li Xiaolin was very angry and funny, he hugged Su Gui at the right time and rolled over, but put Su Gui under his body.
Li Xiaolin kissed the tip of Su Gui's nose and said, "Good boy, just let me sleep for a while."
Su Gui said: "Monsters in estrus will be very irritable if they don't have to mate!"
Li Xiaolin asked: "Then how did you spend the estrus period when you grew seven tails in the demon world?"
Su Gui said: "Retreat and practice~"
Li Xiaolin said: "Then King Su, hurry up and practice, lest you will be wasted if you don't practice for too long."
"It won't go to waste!" Su Gui used his tail as a crane, tangled up Li Xiaolin, and hoisted him up, and then threw him to the side to prevent him from being crushed. To myself, "It takes tens or hundreds of years to retreat, and you will be a bad old man when I finish retreat!"
Su Gui muttered to himself for a while, then turned around and saw that his daughter-in-law had fallen asleep!
Su Gui bulged his cheeks, pulled back his big tail that Li Xiaolin was holding, and thought angrily, hum, I won't mate with me, and I won't give you a tail hug!
One-third of Li Xiaolin's villa was destroyed, and he was telling his assistant Wang Ping to let him contact the furnishing company, but Su Dawang showed his power and muttered a series of spells. The master bedroom was completely new, just like before it burned down!
Li Xiaolin was an eye-opener, and asked Su Gui, "Tsk, King Su, you are so awesome, can you change money?"
Su Gui was still angry about Li Xiaolin's refusal to mate with him, and ignored him.
Li Xiaolin smiled apologetically, "King Su, don't be angry." He took out a limited-edition assorted chicken flavored lollipop, "Hey~ Candy, please."
Su Gui said, "I'm not a kid anymore."
Li Xiaolin said: "Big children also like candy."
Su Gui thought so too, eating candy regardless of age!
This is true love!
Su Gui licked the lollipop, it tasted very good, the unhappiness in his heart was washed away by the sweet smell of chicken, and naturally disappeared.
Su Gui said cheerfully, "I'm an all-powerful monster, and turning stone into gold can't stop me!"
Su Gui made a gesture of rubbing money. He rubbed it once, and a pink bill floated out from his fingertips.He was like a minting machine, and the money flowed out of his hand and scattered all over the floor.
Li Xiaolin was dumbfounded.
Su Gui said: "Hmph~ To maintain the marriage, the husband has to hand over his wallet to his wife. Well, daughter-in-law, I will give you all my money, so you don't have to go to work."
Li Xiaolin: "..." Is this little fox trying to keep me? !Don't be too ambitious!
Su Gui said: "By the way, how much does it cost to buy the Forbidden City? I'll pay for it and let's buy the Forbidden City. This villa is too small for me to live in!"
Li Xiaolin sweated wildly, "King Su, the Forbidden City is national property, you can't just buy it if you want!" This value is too worrying!
Su Gui said, "Then let's buy a small island."
Li Xiaolin said: "Do you want to live with wild people? They don't wear clothes, eat raw meat, and don't know how to make Kung Pao Chicken, Beggar Chicken, Shredded Chicken..."
Su Gui suddenly felt that the world was so dark, and said wearily: "Then I won't buy it."
Li Xiaolin said: "This is so good."
After educating Su Gui, Li Xiaolin eagerly asked: "King Su, how did you get your money? Is it true that you can turn a stone into gold? Then you must not disrupt the economic system."
Su Gui said: "That's not true. Magic is not created out of nothing. Turning a stone into gold is actually a kind of space movement. I transform the stone away and transform the gold from other places."
Li Xiaolin had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, "What about these hundred-yuan bills?"
Su Gui said: "Changed from the bank vault!"
Li Xiaolin was so shocked by this answer that he wanted to vomit blood, and shouted: "Change back quickly!"
Su Gui said, "Why? This is my money!"
Li Xiaolin said: "This is from the bank!"
Su Gui said: "I have changed, it is mine!"
Li Xiaolin ignored Su Gui's nonsense, "Hey, don't mess around, you're stealing money, it's a crime!"
Su Gui said: "What, I am a monster and not a human being, so I am not restricted by your laws. Besides, even if someone tracks us down, it is impossible to track us down!"
Li Xiaolin really wants to kneel down to the three views of his little fox, this is too distorted!
Li Xiaolin said: "To survive in human society, you have to follow our rules. Hurry up and change back."
"I don't!" Su Gui blinked slyly, "Unless you promise me one thing, I'll empty out the bank vault~!"
Li Xiaolin said without thinking: "Yes, yes!" Anyway, the little guy's request was just to eat a few more chicken meals and snacks.
Su Gui said: "You want to mate with me! Rightnow!"
Li Xiaolin said: "OK!"
As soon as the words fell, Li Xiaolin realized that something was wrong. This is a trap!This little fox also used English, and instantly became high-end and upscale!
Li Xiaolin cried two lasagna tears in his heart, the little fox grew up with a higher IQ, he has the demeanor of a real fox!
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