Little fox, stop making trouble!

There is a new member in Li Xiaolin's villa - the tabby cat Hu Ren.

Hu Ren received a military order with Su's mother, and if he does not bring Su Gui back to the demon world, he will not be able to return to the demon world for a day.Hu Ren is eager to go back to the demon world, he can't wait to bring Su Gui back, but Su Gui refuses to do so.

The two monsters guessed boxing games every day, and Hu Ren, who guessed and guessed, never won once, and was forcibly deprived of the right to speak.

In a fit of rage, Hu Ren turned back into a cat shape, went for a walk around Xinghua Villa, brought back a group of wild cats to bully the Great White Wolf and the General, and blatantly ate at Li Xiaolin's house.

The big white wolf was also angry, and imitated his example, went for a stroll around Xinghua Villa, and brought back a group of wild dogs to resist the brutal rule of the cats. After the fight, the two sides ate and drank at Li Xiaolin's house.

Ever since, such a strange scene appeared in Xinghu Villa.

Every evening at six o'clock, cats, cats and dogs will row down the road and start a cat-dog battle. The fight is cats flying and dogs jumping, meowing, and as soon as they are done, the four-legged animals will fly to Li Xiaolin's villa to eat and drink spicy food. , Hook your shoulders and put your back on your back, it's fun.

Li Xiaolin felt that he could develop a sideline business—a cat and dog zoo.

Of course, this side job is just a joke, and it would be too nonsense for him to open a zoo once he is a star.

In order to accommodate these cats and dogs, and to prevent their own family from being eaten up by these cats and dogs, and to appease Su Gui, Li Xiaolin, who was so irritable by these cats and dogs and wished to invite the Nine Heavens God Thunder to chop the house and small animals into ashes. He advertised cat and dog adoptions on his Weibo.

Li Xiaolin took beautiful photos of each cat and dog, uploaded them on the Internet, and his star power drove the sales. Within a few days, hundreds of stray cats and dogs were adopted by artists and fans in the circle.

Also because of this incident, Li Xiaolin's popularity has risen to a new level.

The male god who loves animals is the cutest!

A reporter interviewed Li Xiaolin for this matter.

Reporter: "Master Li, what gave you the idea to help stray cats and dogs?"

Li Xiaolin: "Maybe it's because I also have a cat and a dog at home."

Reporter: "Oh? Everyone knows that you have a Samoyed and a husky at home, but I haven't heard that you have a cat. What kind of cat is it?"

Li Xiaolin: "Chinese pastoral cat."

Chinese pastoral cats are native cats.

As soon as Hu Ren finished the interview, he became furious. He wanted to settle accounts with Li Xiaolin, but was defeated by Su Gui's guessing game again, so he had to swallow his anger in despair.

Su Gui claimed credit and said to Li Xiaolin: "Daughter-in-law, I stopped the tabby cat from being violent towards you~"

Li Xiaolin said: "Well, King Su is the best."

Hu Ren glared at Li Xiaolin angrily, and Li Xiaolin smiled and threw a ball of wool away.

The ball of wool drew an arc in the air, pulled out a long thread, and flew over the top of Hu Ren, and Hu Ren transformed from a human form into a cat form at the moment of "meow~", happily playing with the wool ball.

Su Gui: "..." This guy is too embarrassing for the demon world!

Li Xiaolin was finally chosen by Adrian to play one of the leading actors in "Survival of the Last Days". In addition, he played with Elton, the most famous actor in the United States and an international superstar.

In 2050, China and the United States detected an unidentified creature 1000 meters deep in the Pacific Ocean. The creature was ugly and extremely aggressive.They massacre marine life in groups on the bottom of the sea. Wherever they pass, they don't leave any dogs behind. Moreover, they love to attack human ships. In the past month, the sinking rate of ships in the Pacific has reached a new high. reached an all-time high.

Both countries sent people to the Pacific Ocean to find out the details of the unknown creatures, but they never returned, and the unknown creatures marched to the mainland day after day.

At the end of the same year, the Chinese government captured a string of audio, and after deciphering it, they suddenly realized that it was a communication between unknown creatures.

The audio translation reads: "Destroy the Earth."

The Celestial Dynasty became nervous all of a sudden, and they sent troops to eliminate the unknown creature—the unknown creature at this time had a code name, "Water Monster".

The monsters in the water are not afraid of swords and guns, and they are not afraid of artillery fire, and they are safe and sound under the large-scale concentrated fire of the Chinese troops.Not only that, but the monster in the water seems to be able to devour gunfire and ammunition to evolve again. Under such circumstances, it is wishful thinking for the Celestial Army to win!

This time, the head-on confrontation almost ended under the unilateral crushing of the humans by the water monsters.

China's deeds in the Pacific have made other countries pay more attention to the water monsters, and the U.S. emperor has sought to unite with the China to jointly fight against the water monsters.

The powerful alliance between China and the United States did not achieve any results. The water monsters arrived on the mainland as scheduled on the date they calculated. When these ugly creatures landed on the shore, human beings were faced with a catastrophe.

This script follows the usual Hollywood blockbuster style, with huge investment and high special effects, it will definitely bring audio-visual enjoyment to the audience.And with Elton's box office in Europe and America, and Li Xiaolin's box office in Asia, this film has been widely favored by the industry before shooting.

Li Xiaolin said: "Isn't it said that it has the characteristics of the Celestial Dynasty? Where is it?"

Ren Xingsi said: "80.00% of the scenes were filmed in Tianchao, and there were actors from Tianchao. This is the characteristic of Tianchao."

Li Xiaolin said: "What kind of feature is this?!"

Ren Xingsi said: "Then do you want to twist a piece of yangko or sing a duet to highlight the characteristics of the Celestial Dynasty? The so-called characteristics of the Celestial Dynasty are just for the movie to attract more money in the Celestial Dynasty."

Li Xiaolin said: "Hey, it's okay, regardless of his uniqueness, the script is generally okay. By the way, this time the filming is going to be in City A."

Ren Xingsi said: "Yes, the business trip is not short, you should find a way to settle down the monsters in your family."

The business trip was a big problem for Li Xiaolin.

Su Gui will not mention it, this is definitely to follow Li Xiaolin, what he is worried about is the big white wolf and the tabby cat.

The big white wolf is a husky in name, but he is a wolf in essence. Once he stands among the dogs, the puppies' natural fear of the strong will be revealed, trembling lightly, stalking severely Can scare pee.

This has to be fostered in a pet store, and the pet store has to be turned upside down.Moreover, the people in the pet shop have N times better knowledge of dog species than ordinary people. If someone who knows the goods recognizes that the big white wolf is a wolf and not a dog, they will have to be sent to the zoo forcibly.

As for the tabby cat, this guy is restless, there is no way for him to go to the pet store obediently!And this guy likes to switch between human form and cat form, and sometimes he will show his real tiger form to fight with the general when he has a convulsion.

Li Xiaolin couldn't be careful with such an unstable person.

Li Xiaolin was doing push-ups in the gym, thinking about countermeasures while doing it, but his back sank as he was doing it, and he almost crushed him into a slumbering bastard—it was Su Gui who sat on his back. on.

Li Xiaolin stood upright with difficulty, sweat dripping down his temples, with a man's unique sex appeal.

Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, you think I am a strong man."

Su Gui said, "Hmph~ You work out every day and don't play with me."

Li Xiaolin said: "My new film requires a lot of physical strength. I'm not exercising."

Su Gui said: "Then why don't you mate with me? After you mate with me, I guarantee that your physical strength will be many times better~"

Li Xiaolin: "..." Think of yourself as Dali Wan!

Li Xiaolin held back his energy and did more than a dozen push-ups, but he couldn't do it anymore, and lay on the ground with a "slap", exhausted to death.

Su Gui was still sitting firmly on Li Xiaolin's back, not moving a bit.

Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, my waist is broken and you will never have sex in your life."

Su Gui said: "Well, then just lie down and let me work! I have to study~"

"Study?!" Li Xiaolin turned his neck awkwardly and asked, "What did you learn?"

Su Gui said: "Hey hey hey, I won't tell you!"

Li Xiaolin slapped Su Gui's butt with his backhand, but he missed it and hit the base of his tail. Su Gui's tail shook, his face blushed like a reflex, and he slapped Li Xiaolin, "Pervert!"

Li Xiaolin didn't know whether to laugh or cry, "I'm still a pervert, you who think about having sex with me every day, aren't you the originator of the pervert."

Su Gui got off Li Xiaolin's back, moved to sit on one side, and said, "I'm not a pervert, a little wolf is a wolf, I'm a pervert!"

Li Xiaolin burst out laughing, this little fox is very perverted and it's not a good thing, this smug tone really makes people want to ravage him.

Li Xiaolin wiped his sweat with Su Gui's tail. Su Gui glared at him and snatched his own tail back.

——The daughter-in-law is too bad, my noble and beautiful tail is not a towel!

Su Gui said: "Daughter-in-law, are you very worried about how to arrange the three stupid animals downstairs when you are on a business trip?"

Li Xiaolin thought that you are also a stupid fox, and said, "Yes."

Su Gui said: "Then if I solve this trouble for you, do you want to repay me?"

Li Xiaolin smiled and said, "What does King Su want me to repay? Braised chicken wings?"

Su Gui stretched out his hand and made a gesture of "two", "In addition to what you owed last time, you owe me two matings!"

Li Xiaolin jumped up, "King Su, how much do you want to mate?!"

Su Gui said: "I'm in estrus! You are cruel and ruthless for not letting the foxes in estrus mate!"

Li Xiaolin sighed, played with Su Gui's tail, and said, "Okay, King Su, I just want to ask you one thing, do you want to mate with me just because of the urge to estrus or because it's me? ?”

Su Gui asked, "What's the difference?"

Li Xiaolin felt sore when he saw Su Gui's eyes wide open, ignorant and dazed.

Li Xiaolin said: "If you need to mate with someone just because of the estrus period, then it doesn't matter who you mate with, but if you want to mate with me because the object is me, it means that you like me. Do what you love to do with me."

Without hesitation for a second, Su Gui said, "Stupid daughter-in-law, do I like you! Humph~ I don't want to mate with little wolf and tabby cat! If they dare to mate with me, I will burn them with fire! I just want to mate with my daughter-in-law! I will only mate with my daughter-in-law in this life! You actually doubt my sincerity, my wife is a big villain!"

Su Gui used exclamation points throughout the whole process, and ran away after shouting.

Stupid daughter-in-law, you don't even understand me, hum~ I want to fight with you!