Little fox, stop making trouble!

When the roller coaster braked, Li Xiaolin vomited so faintly that he was about to confess his gall.Su Gui brushed Li Xiaolin's back neck with her tail worriedly, chatting to comfort her, "Daughter-in-law, are you pregnant? You vomited so badly~" Li Xiaolin rinsed his mouth with mineral water and said weakly: "Dear Su Your Majesty, I am a man, so I cannot conceive." Su Gui said in disbelief, "My mother is a man, so she gave birth to me anyway." Li Xiaolin: "..." I swear you will not be born from Mother Su's chrysanthemum. from!

The little elephant finished the task, dancing and dancing, "Chocolate chocolate~" Su Gui frowned, and scolded, "My wife is throwing up~ You unqualified mount, hum~ There is no reward!" "Why? That's it!" The little elephant argued, "You promised to give me chocolate!" Su Gui said, "You ate it all!" The little elephant: "..." Hey, he seems to have eaten a piece!

Li Xiaolin stroked Su Gui amusedly, gave half of the stored chocolate to the elephant, and said, "Thank you.

The little elephant stood on one foot and circled around, like a fat dancing swan, "You are so kind, Su Gui, I will marry you when I become a handsome man."

Su Guideng was furious immediately, why did everyone want to rob him of his wife!Su Gui went to grab the little elephant's face with a "wow" and said, "My daughter-in-law is mine! I will kill anyone who robs me of my wife!" The little elephant cried loudly, "Su Gui is bad!"

The baby elephant is fat enough and has enough lung capacity. This cry is like a landslide, and the cry is so loud that it can be heard hundreds of miles away.Su Gui was caught off guard, his eardrums were attacked by Xiaopang's high-pitched voice, his brain was dizzy, his eyes turned into mosquito coils, and he fell to the ground in a daze.Li Xiaolin picked up Su Gui and covered the ears of his little fox.Hey, I'm so tired.

Li Xiaolin squatted, at the same height as the elephant.Li Xiaolin said: "Hey, don't cry, men don't shed tears." The little elephant said: "Su Gui doesn't admit that I am a man.

Li Xiaolin said: "A man does not need other people's recognition. If you think you are a man, then you are a man." The little elephant said: "But I want to marry a wife~ woah~ Su Gui said that I can't marry a wife!" Li Xiaolin Said: "There is no rush to marry a daughter-in-law. You see, Hu Ren is over 800 years old, isn't he also a bachelor? Su Gui also found me when she was over 500 years old. You have to think about it, what about a daughter-in-law? The older you are, the better you can find!"

The little elephant stopped crying, and thought it made sense, so he praised Li Xiaolin.Li Xiaolin heaved a sigh of relief, if he let the little elephant cry a little longer, he would definitely become deaf!

After coaxing the little elephant away, Su Gui led Li Xiaolin into the cave.From the outside, this cave looks like an ordinary cave, but once inside it is discovered that there is something special about it.

This cave is actually a city!This is an ancient city, full of houses, streets in the market, restaurants, inns, blacksmiths, etc., but there are no people passing by.

Su Gui showed Li Xiaolin the way, and they walked along the spacious official road to the end, which was a very large mansion.Red walls and green tiles, carved beams and painted buildings, the exquisite workmanship is not so much a house as a work of art.

As soon as Li Xiaolin and Su Gui arrived at the door, the door opened automatically.The two entered the house, and the door slammed shut.

In the house, there are forest gardens, rockery, small bridges and flowing water, with nine twists and eighteen bends, like a big maze, even Su Gui, who grew up here, will inevitably get lost.

Su Gui puffed up his cheeks and said, "I don't remember how my mother's bedroom got out." Li Xiaolin said, "What about your own?" Su Gui said, "Hmm~ I must remember my own room! But I got lost Well, if you give me a direction, I will leave!" Li Xiaolin said, this is your home, King Su, what kind of trouble do you want me to give you directions!

The two of them wandered around the house without a head, bumped into the kitchen by mistake, and accidentally picked up a big tabby cat.

Hu Ren is wearing a hair tie, wearing an apron, holding a rag, and diligently cleaning the stove, like a standard hard worker.Su Gui shouted: "Big cat, I want to eat chicken~!" Hu Ren said: "Go away, don't make trouble, I'm cleaning.

away! Su Gui said: "Cleaning won't delay cooking for me."

Hu Ren said: "Ask your wife to make it for you. Askhim!" Su Gui said: "My wife cooks dark dishes.

"Hey..." Li Xiaolin poked Su Gui speechlessly, "Baby, is there anyone who dislikes your own wife so much?" Su Gui playfully licked Li Xiaolin's fingertips and said, "What I said is the truth. "

Hu Ren automatically shielded the two who showed affection, and changed another handkerchief to wipe the cauldron.Su Gui stepped on the edge of the cauldron and asked: "Where is my mother?" Hu Ren said: "In his room, Hisroom Su Gui asked: "How do I get to the room? Hu Ren looked at Su Gui like an idiot, "Is this your home?" ! It's your home! Su Gui said: "My family is very big!" "It's normal to get lost! Hu Ren couldn't help complaining, so he pointed to the east and got under the stove to smear black ashes.

With the direction, Su Gui can locate it.The two of them finally walked the right way this time, bypassing a blooming peach blossom forest, and arrived at Mama Su's yard.

Mother Su was teasing the dog in the yard.He threw away a small hollow ball woven from bamboo strips, with a bell in it, and it made a "jingle, jingle, jingle" sound when it moved. He ran back wagging his tail again, and put the little ball at Su's mother's feet, implying that he still wanted to play.

Mama Su threw the ball again, this time using mana, the ball flew straight to the sky and became a grain of sand.The general was ready to go, and ran towards the ball, and soon ran out of sight of several people.

Mother Su said: "Go into the yard when you arrive, it's pretty fast.

Su Gui said: "Hmm~ I'm a big monster with boundless magic power, and this little thing can't help me." Mother Su said, "Oh, you summoned a thunder with your magic power.

Su Gui pouted, mother is bullying!

Li Xiaolin and Su Gui followed Mother Su into the room.Just stepped into the threshold, Li Xiaolin was almost blinded by the decorations in the house.Everything in this room is an antique treasure, priceless, if you pick two of them and put them up for auction in the world, they will be enough for a person to eat and drink for a lifetime.

Li Xiaolin suddenly felt that compared with Su's mother, he was poor!Isn’t the stupid method in TV dramas to automatically submit passbooks and real estate certificates to make the mother-in-law feel at ease? !Li Xiaolin silently moved his property certificate to the bottom of the backpack.

Mother Su brewed two cups of tea and gave Li Xiaolin a cup.Su Gui asked: "Where's mine?" Su's mother said: "You are as tall as a teacup, what kind of tea do you drink.

Su Gui said: "Then you change me back!" Mother Su said: "It depends on my mood." "Mom is a villain!" Su Gui pretended to cry and rolled on the table, like an unreasonable little shrew, " Mom doesn’t love me anymore! I’m a poor little fox, my father doesn’t love me, I’m just a little cabbage!” Su’s mother got a headache from the noise, so she used a sealing technique, and Su Gui couldn’t even yell out. I had no choice but to look at Mama Su tearfully with a pair of disproportionately big eyes.

Mother Su turned an empty teacup upside down, covered Su Gui, shook it twice like a dice, and then opened the cup.Li Xiaolin sweated furiously. In order to prevent Su Gui from being murdered by Su's mother again, he hurriedly put the little fox into his pocket.This mother is too cruel!

Mother Su sipped tea slowly and said, "You and Su Gui are very suitable, but I'm not sure if I can agree to your marriage." Li Xiaolin said, "I can more or less understand what uncle is worried about." "Oh ?" Mother Su raised her eyes, with a slight disapproval in her expression.

Li Xiaolin said: "What my uncle is worried about is whether I will still have the same deep affection for Su Gui after a hundred years." Bound. But in the vast world, Su Gui is not the only person who has a relationship with me. After a hundred years, my parents, my friends, and those people I care about have all passed away one by one. The one who is related to me is Su Gui. Many people envy immortality, but the price of immortality is countless life and death and double loneliness. Are you worried that I will regret it, resent it, and I will not leave Su Gui."

Mother Su was slightly moved, and said irrelevantly, "Su Gui has a father."

It's a romantic but incomplete story.

The beginning of the story is very old-fashioned. The scholar rushing for the exam fell in love with the vixen in the mountains and forests, and the two promised each other for life.The scholar won the first prize, became an official, and was proud of his spring breeze. From the rich and nobles to the common people, they all wanted to marry their daughters to the handsome and promising young scholar.But the scholar is sincere to the vixen, even though one person and one demon are both men, the scholar enshrines the vixen as his wife, and he is very affectionate.

The vixen gave the scholar one of his inner pills, wishing to be with him forever.They stayed together for a hundred years and lived happily ever after.

But one day, when the scholar woke up, he suddenly felt that the years had passed, and the people, things, and things around him had all changed.He walked on the street he once walked, he walked in the house he once lived in, lamenting that everything has changed.The only constant is his partner.

The scholar is tired, tired, tired.For the past hundred years, he has been terrified of establishing contact with others, because he is terrified of the sadness of eternal separation between heaven and man.He is a soft hearted man and a vulnerable man.

So when he destroyed Neidan, the vixen didn't save him.The vixen knew that if he tied this person by his side again, he would just add another pair of resentful spouses to the world.

Mother Su said: "There is a fruit in the demon world called Mingguo, which can give birth to life. It blooms once in 1000 years and bears fruit once in 2000 years. It can create new life by soaking in blood and spiritual power. I found it. The life fruit, soaked in the blood of the scholar, and my own blood, and supplemented by my spiritual power, took a full 300 years to have Su Gui." He smoothed Su Gui's dull hair and said, "You humans say that ten years are the same as one day, which seems to be a great persistence. But for us, it is a hundred or even a thousand years. Our time is longer than yours, our patience is more than yours, ours Love lasts longer than you, you can let go of it gracefully, but we can't do it."

Li Xiaolin was silent, he opened his mouth, but did not utter a single syllable.What should he say?Promise to Mother Su that she will not follow in the footsteps of a scholar?Or swear a poisonous oath to accompany Su Gui to the end of the world?But no matter what he said, it was all ethereal and illusory, because it is impossible to judge whether a person's promise will be fulfilled at the moment.

"Mom~" Su Gui's tears fell big and big, he hugged Su's mother's hand, his tears and snot all rubbed up, and he cried out of breath, "Mom~ you have me , errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr of Su Gui, mother, don't cry." Mother Su's nose was sour, she touched Su Gui's head, and said, "Mom is not crying, it is little Su Gui who is crying.

Su Gui said: "Mom, I love you! Hey, hey, hey~"

Mother Su raised the corners of her lips. He is so beautiful and cute. Now that he has a smile, even Su Gui, a cheeky little fox who has been with his mother for hundreds of years, is embarrassed. face.Aww~ How could anyone have the heart to abandon my mother who is prettier than me!Hmph~ That scholar is an idiot!

Su Gui jumped in quick reaction, and put her whole body against Li Xiaolin's face, using her small body as a blindfold to prevent her daughter-in-law from looking at her mother.If the daughter-in-law is fascinated by her mother's beauty, it would be terrible!

Li Xiaolin squeezed Su Gui's tail comfortingly, took off the little fox blindfold, and said to Su's mother seriously: "Uncle, my love for Su Gui did not happen overnight, I may not promise you that it will be eternal, but I will do my best not to let Su Gui be alone for a second. I will give him everything I can, and I hope you can give us a chance to prove our love."

Su Gui looked at Mother Su expectantly, her eyes were so cute that her heart melted.Su's mother drank the tea and said: "Then I will give you a chance, anyway, this little guy is no one else's cutest." Su Gui said: "I love my mother~" Su's mother asked: "Then you Do you want to marry your mother?" Su Gui jumped onto Li Xiaolin's shoulder as if frightened, shook her head and said, "No, I want to marry my wife!" Li Xiaolin tilted his head, kissed Su Gui, and smiled.

On the day when the two got married, monsters big and small from the demon world came to watch the ceremony, which made the normally peaceful Nine-Tailed Fox Cave Mansion extremely lively.The cold ancient city is also alive, not like a prop in a model shop, but a real ancient city.

Pedestrians passing by, horse-drawn carriages passing by, and street juggling that people love to see.Li Xiaolin was in it, as if he had traveled through thousands of years and returned to the ancient celestial dynasty.

Li Xiaolin was sitting in the sedan chair, which was being carried by eight monkey monsters. When they arrived at the Su family's mansion, Su Gui, dressed in groom's attire, came to pick up the bride.The bridegroom picks up the bride because he wants to carry her into the main hall for the princess, but Su Gui, a thin groom, can't hold a strong bride like Li Xiaolin at all. The groom was taken away by the bride.

I pray to heaven and earth.Second worship.Husband and wife worship each other.

After three prostrations, the newcomer was sent into the bridal chamber by the stars.There were those mischievous little monsters hiding outside the new house to listen to the wall, but they were all thrown away by the ears of the cold-faced mother Su.

Inside the new house.Su Gui heroically tore off the groom's clothes and rushed towards Li Xiaolin, who was hugged by Li Xiaolin, and the two rolled into bed together.

Su Gui's face was blushing, and she hugged Li Xiaolin with her head happily. "Daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law~ we're married! Uh-huh~ I said I'd marry you in eight palanquins!" Li Xiaolin said, "Well, our King Su is the most manly man when he says what he says. "Su Gui laughed derisively.

Li Xiaolin took the two glasses of wine by the bed and said, "Honey, let's have a drink." Su Gui said, "Yeah~ I want to drink a pot!"

The two crossed their arms and drank the wine in the glass.Then they smashed their glasses and kissed each other.The passion flows in this festive new house.

I wish that in this life, I will be united with you forever.

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The author has something to say: This is the end of this article, thank you leaders for your company along the way!Be patient with you! -3-I wish everyone a happy life like the characters in the text~

The new article is being conceived, and it will be published by the end of the month!I hope you will continue to support me, okay? -3-