Little fox, stop making trouble!

What should I use to bathe Su Gui?

tub?joke!People will die!

Basin?It doesn't work, it's too big, it's almost like a swimming pool.

rice bowl? ...up to the standard of a luxury "bathtub".

Then the rice bowl.

Li Xiaolin filled the bowl with warm water, added bath liquid, stirred out white bubbles, and beckoned to Su Gui, "Come on."

Su Gui jumped into the bowl like a cannonball, splashing water all over the place.

Li Xiaolin put the bowl on the tea table, and he was sitting on the sofa. The general lay on Li Xiaolin's slippers like a white blanket.

The water splashed by Su Gui dripped onto the general's back, and the general didn't move, squinting his eyes lazily, drowsy.

Li Xiaolin kicked the general lightly, and cursed: "Lazy dog."

The general "gurgles" without reason.

As soon as Su Gui's tails got wet, they stuck to each other one by one, and the fluffy and big white tail became a little hemp rope, which looked very pitiful.

Uncle Su Gite leaned on the bowl, his arms stretched out on the edge of the bowl, his ears tilted to one side.

Li Xiaolin was amused watching it, but he didn't know what was so funny about this little guy all day long.

Li Xiaolin got water on his fingertips, dripped a drop of facial cleanser, and rubbed it on Su Gui's face.

Su Gui didn't move, and let him wash his face.

Su Guiren's face is also small, he has a slapped face, and his fingertip face - a face only as big as Li Xiaolin's fingertips.

As soon as Li Xiaolin's finger covered his face, it covered Su Gui's entire face.

Li Xiaolin: "..." How to wash this.

Li Xiaolin said: "King Su, please wash your face yourself."

Su Gui looked at Li Xiaolin with the eyes of an idiot, and said, "What are you talking about? I am a big monster, and I am always served by someone when I go in and out, so I don't know how to wash my face."

Li Xiaolin: "..." He can't wash his face and speak plausibly. The thinking of monsters is really unflattering to human beings!

Li Xiaolin approached Su Gui, and used his little fingertips instead to massage Su Gui's face bit by bit.

Human cosmetics, no matter how expensive they are, how cost-effective they are, or how much they brag about them, are harmful to the skin to some extent, so Li Xiaolin must clean up Su Gui carefully.

Another difficulty is to wash Su Gui's hair.

Su Gui's hair is so long that it reaches the roots of his thighs, but it grows only a little bit in Li Xiaolin's hands. You have to be careful when picking his scalp, for fear of digging out a bloody hole in the little thing's head In the process of taking a bath, Su Gui was very cooperative, letting him raise his hands and legs, and even Li Xiaolin didn't feel shy at all when he washed his little brother and butt.

After the preliminary washing, Li Xiaolin put Su Gui into another large bowl filled with warm water, and washed off the bath liquid.

After finally giving Su Gui a bath, Li Xiaolin was sweating profusely, feeling more tired than acting in a martial arts scene.It was because Su Gui was too young and too fragile, Li Xiaolin was afraid that he might crush someone to death if he used improper force.Just like many people who raise hamsters and miniature rabbits, they wash their pets to death in the bath.

Li Xiaolin pulled an unused handkerchief, wrapped Su Gui from head to toe, rubbed it a few times, and then used a hair dryer to blow Su Gui's ears, hair, and tail from a long distance away.

Li Xiaolin set the hair dryer to the lowest setting, and the warm wind blows Su Gui lazily. His ears, hair, and tail are all fluttering to one side, and others are also fluttering to the same side. If Li Xiaolin didn't block people with his palms, Su Gui would fly The coffee table is out.

Su Gui's eyelids kept closing down, and the upper and lower eyelids were glued together, and even Li Xiaolin turned him around without opening them.

It is asleep.

The two little pets in Li Xiaolin's house were both sound asleep, daydreaming, keeping him, the master, busy.

Li Xiaolin sighed, he wished he had such a leisurely life.

After Su Gui fell asleep, his tail wouldn't spontaneously turn into a fox fur coat. He spread his hands and feet to dry his penis, blowing his nose and bubbles in his sleep.

Li Xiaolin put the little fox into the soup cup by the bed, and went to the bathroom to take a shower.

There is a big bathtub in Li Xiaolin's bathroom, but he hardly ever uses it.

Although it is comfortable to take a bath, it is too time-consuming. It is better to sleep on the bed if you have this time.He turned on the shower head, and the small jet of water sprayed out instantly drenched him into a drenched chicken.

Li Xiaolin shook his hair, splashed a large handful of water on his face, propped up the wall with one hand, and quietly felt the refreshment of the hot water washing on his skin.

He lowered his eyes halfway, relaxed with all his body and mind, and suddenly remembered the embarrassing situation on the set.

Thinking about it this time, Li Xiaolin felt that he had convulsions, why did he put Su Gui in his underwear!Isn't this a crime for both parties?

Li Xiaolin thought about it carefully, if he were Su Gui, he would rather be dissected by humans than get into a man's crotch!It was too embarrassing.

Thinking of Su Gui drilling his underwear, he even thought of being hardened by a palm-sized vixen.

This is really embarrassing!

Although the vixen portrayed in novels and movies are seductive goblins, lascivious and shameless, and specially transformed into human beings to seduce men, they are all beautiful and enchanting women!The most important thing is that those vixens are all in normal proportions!

The vixen who comes to seduce people is only the size of a palm, and it's about the same size as the one who seduces the little man's kingdom.

However, he was hardened by a vixen who was only the size of a palm!

Li Xiaolin felt depressed as his forehead was pressed against the cold tiles.

——Could it be that I am a man without concentration?Or because it took too long?If you don't vent once, forget it.

Sex is a thing, if you don’t think about it, forget it, but once you think about it, you can’t stop the car.

Li Xiaolin held his little brother who was tending to raise his head, and fiddled with him up and down in a circle.

He caressed the shaft, stroked the two plump eggs, and then went around to the glans, rubbing it lightly or heavily.

Li Xiaolin's breathing became short, and the pleasure rushed to his head.

Just a little bit and he could shoot.

At this juncture, the bathroom door rang.

Someone is knocking on the door.

"Xiao Lin, have you been taking a bath for so long?"

Hearing this sound, Li Xiaolin immediately ejaculated, and the semen sprayed on the floor tiles of the bathroom, and soon merged into the water and flowed into the sewer.

Li Xiaolin scolded in a low voice: "Damn it!"

Li Xiaolin didn't have an orgasm at all, his pleasure hadn't reached its peak yet, so the people outside the door were bluffed into ejaculating ahead of time, not to mention how depressed he was.

The person outside Li Xiaolin's bathroom was none other than Li Xiaolin's manager Ren Xingsi.

Ren Xingsi and Li Xiaolin have been friends for many years, and they both have keys to each other's homes.

One is for the convenience of entry and exit, and the other is that if you put a spare key with the other party, you don't have to worry about the embarrassment of forgetting the key when you go out in a hurry and not being able to go home.

Li Xiaolin seldom went to Ren Xingsi's house, but Ren Xingsi came to Li Xiaolin's place more often, basically he would visit every now and then.

When Ren Xingsi came to Li Xiaolin's house, one was to talk about work, and the other was to be Li Xiaolin's nanny.

Although Li Xiaolin was able to take care of himself, it was only at the level of self-care.

If Ren Xingsi ignored him, he could eat junk food like quick-frozen food or instant noodles for several months. Therefore, for the sake of Li Xiaolin's health, Mr. Ren Xingsi, the ace manager, had to play the role of Li Xiaolin's exclusive chef occasionally.

Ren Xingsi knocked on the bathroom door rhythmically, "Xiao Lin, did you faint in the bathroom, do you need me to call 120 for you? Are you rubbing mud in the shower for so long? How many layers have you rubbed off? Or are you Are you masturbating? I told you, busy with work, less masturbation, it will make you lose energy."

Li Xiaolin who just got off the plane: "..."

Li Xiaolin opened the bathroom door angrily, "You are enough! Can't you wait for me in the living room?"

Ren Xingsi said, "I've been waiting for you in the living room for 10 minutes."

Li Xiaolin said: "Ten minutes is not ten hours, what's there to rush."

Ren Xingsi said: "That is impossible, because I will call the police or go to the morgue before waiting ten hours."

"I can understand calling the police. What are you going to do in the morgue?"

Ren Xingsi pushed his glasses and said, "See if you were killed and thrown away."

Li Xiaolin: "... read less horror stories."

Ren Xingsi said: "Well, that's right, it's fine if you don't throw other people's corpses. Well, let's put the topic of throwing corpses aside, can't you wear something? Naked male classmate."

Li Xiaolin and Ren Xingsi faced each other, one naked and the other well-dressed.

The naked one is frank, and the well-dressed one is uncomfortable.

Li Xiaolin passed Ren Xingsi, wrapped the bath towel in the clothes basket around his waist, and said, "It's not like you don't know my habits."

Ren Xingsi said: "Knowing does not mean understanding."

Li Xiaolin didn't argue with him and asked, "What are you doing here?"

Ren Xingsi said: "Talk about your next album, cook you a meal, and improve the food for the general."

Li Xiaolin: "... why cooking for me is improving the general's food."

Ren Xingsi said: "Because even a dog will get tired of eating dog food every day."

Li Xiaolin: "..." Why do you always have the feeling of being rounded around and ridiculed? !

Ren Xingsi said: "I didn't buy many vegetables. I went to the supermarket late, and the vegetables were not fresh."

Li Xiaolin asked: "Have you bought any chicken?"

Ren Xingsi said: "Yes, it's chicken wings, which can be braised in soy sauce. I don't buy much. I always get sick from eating chicken these days. If you have this flu or that flu, be careful."

Li Xiaolin said perfunctorily, "You are right."

Li Xiaolin doesn't care if he has the flu or not. This chicken is made for the family's two little pets.

Hehe, that little fox Su Gui will definitely be happy!