The Ring of the Red Chamber and the Nine Heavens

On this day, Jia Huan was invited by Xue Pan and Qin Zhong to a banquet.

As soon as Jia Huan arrived at Zuixian Tower, he smiled and said: "If there is something delicious, come up quickly! I have to rush home to study, you are really looking for busy people, just wait for ten days. I failed the exam!"

Qin Zhong pouted at Xue Pan and said, "Isn't it? I didn't want to bother you, brother, but this matter involves his precious sister, so I have to find out clearly!"

Xue Pan saluted Jia Huan and said, "Brother Huan, whether Jingqing and I can live a happy life this time depends entirely on you!"

Jia Huan was surprised, but sat down with a smile on her side, and said, "What's the matter first! If you can do it, I will do it for you, and if you can't, don't bother me!"

Xue Pan sat down beside Jia Huan, poured a cup of wine for him, and said with a chuckle, "I beg you only because I know you can do it. In fact, it's just a small matter for you, but it's a thousand difficulties for others. It just so happens that I'm lucky. I happen to be brothers with you."

Qin Zhong snatched the jug from his hand and said: "My younger brother doesn't drink this kind of wine. Don't get him drunk. If he has a headache tomorrow, he won't be able to study, and he will delay his exam. You pighead, don't read at all." Occasionally, this wine is good, wouldn't it be better to drink it more smoothly if we save our younger brother to celebrate him when he is named on the gold list?"

Xue Pan wasn't angry at all, instead he smiled brightly and said, "Young lady's advice is right, let's go get some water and wine."

In the end, the water and wine didn't make any difference. Qin Zhong said to Jia Huan: "Last time you were drunk and dead, and I managed to get you back. Instead, the conversation was ruined. Let's not drink now. How about drinking the fashionable 'White Cardamom Boiled Water'?"

Xue Pan said repeatedly disapprovingly: "Then you might as well replace wine with tea, what kind of 'cooked water' do women drink!"

Qin Zhong stared, and said: "If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb! If you want to drink mourning potion, just drink it as much as you can, what are we going to do!"

Xue Pan sneered and didn't answer, Jia Huan was so happy to see, Jingqing, I really have you!Leng has trained a big fool to bow his head and obey his ears!

It turns out that this so-called "cooked water" is an ancient drink. It was first seen in Li Qingzhao, a poetess in the Song Dynasty. Drinking a cup on a hot summer day is not only refreshing, but also can regulate the problem of heat-dampness and spleen deficiency. It is regarded as elegant by later generations. down.

Jia Huan took a sip and felt that the taste was good, with a sweet taste, somewhat like the "honeysuckle nectar" sold in later pharmacies.

All of a sudden, all kinds of delicacies were served, and a table was arranged, and several people chatted while eating.

Xue Pan then brought up the topic: "Brother Huan, I heard that people in the West Mansion said that you and His Royal Highness the Emperor's eldest grandson are very close, and he has come to the West Mansion two or three times to play with you?"

While eating, Jia Huan said vaguely: "I'm not very familiar with him, I can only say that I know him, and I can say a few words. What? Why do you want to mention him?"

Xue Pan then talked about Xue Baochai's waiting for talent selection, looked at Jia Huan eagerly and said, "We don't count on this concubine, don't we still have two side concubines? If you are a big brother, where are you?" Your Highness can talk to you, so at least you can help us talk about it, is it okay for my sister to find the position of side concubine?"

Jia Huan was speechless, and said: "Brother Xue, the position of the side concubine must be appointed by the empress dowager, even the eldest grandson of the emperor himself can't be the master, so what's the use of me talking to him? If it's an ordinary concubine, It can be said."

Xue Pan immediately said like a discouraged ball, "It's just a side concubine, but it's equivalent to a concubine of a family like us, and the emperor's empress dowager has to appoint her? The royal rules are too big!"

Jia Huan turned the cup in his hand and murmured, "There are so many ways here, and it's not good for us to comment. After all, you can't talk about the affairs of the Tian family. In the past, sister Bao lived in my house for a while. , I am familiar with her, and I know that she has always had a lot of ambition. In the past, her poem "Good wind sends me to Qingyun with strength" made us admire. Let me say that this emperor's eldest grandson side concubine The name sounds good, just like what big brother said just now, she is just a decent concubine! Sister Bao thinks very highly of herself, why bother to wrong herself, why not go to a middle-class family and be a couple with a flat head?"

Seeing that Xue Pan couldn't speak, Qin Zhong quickly said to help: "The big girl in his family has great ambitions. How can ordinary people give in? So what if she is an aunt and a concubine? What if she grows up?" My wife is not in good health, she gave birth to a child and died, just like that Princess Qin, isn't the opportunity coming? Good brother, don't stand in the way of other people's ambitions!"

Suddenly speaking of the deceased Princess Qin, Jia Huan was taken aback for a moment, and Qin Zhong said to Xue Pan, "Go back now and ask your mother what she thinks. If you don’t like it, you can tell our brother, otherwise the day lily will be cold!”

Xue Pan hurriedly got up and said, "Then I'll go back, and I'll be back in a while. Jing Qing will accompany Brother Huan for me."

After Xue Pan left, Qin Zhong smiled and said: "Silly brother, you are just doing it for her good, but she is determined to jump in! As I said before, if you go in, you will be a concubine." , is the royal family, what is so rare? Besides, she is seventeen this year, two years older than the eldest grandson of the emperor, and she usually likes to put on a dignified air, and loves to teach people. Besides , women are already crippled quickly, thirty tofu dregs for women, thirty-one flowers for men, tell me, if she is like that, will the emperor's eldest grandson marry her as a concubine or as a mother?"

Jia Huan laughed out loud and said, "Jingqing, your mouth is really poisonous. Miss Xue must be going to die of anger when she hears what you say."

Qin Zhong also laughed, and said: "You said that my mouth is poisonous, but you don't know that Miss Xue is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and she has made me suffer a lot in the past month or so."

When Jia Huan asked, Qin Zhong began to speak.It turns out that when Jia Huan and Qi Qian were quarreling, Qin Zhong and Xue Pan were also having a quarrel. Qin Zhong made harsh words several times and wanted to break up. Xue Pan became impatient and ran home to talk to Aunt Xue. To be honest, I said that I would never marry a woman in my life, but if I wanted to marry a man, I would marry a man, Qin Zhong, respecting my widowed mother and treating my younger sister well.

Although Aunt Xue was furious at that time, she beat and scolded Xue Pan, but Xue Pan was determined, and she just said that she could tolerate them, and if she couldn't tolerate him, she left with Qin Zhong, so as not to waste money. Aunt Xue looked troubled.After all, Aunt Xue was a woman, she couldn't make up her mind, and she felt sorry for her son, so she reluctantly agreed with her son, but Xue Baochai was very dissatisfied, and whenever she had the opportunity, she instigated Aunt Xue to find Qin Zhong to pick trouble, and gave Xue Zhong Qin Zhong was also extremely dissatisfied with Pan taking eye drops or something, but he couldn't say anything about it.

In the dead of night, the two husband and wife exchanged ideas after exchanging bodily fluids. They agreed that marrying Xue Baochai as soon as possible would save worry. Marrying the grandson of the emperor is better than marrying an ordinary family. .However, it was also disgusting, whether Xue Pan was his own brother, or he wanted to make his younger sister feel better, so he wanted to find the position of side concubine, so he approached Jia Huan to see if he could find a way to accommodate him. Unexpectedly, Jia Huan completely disapproved of Xue Baochai's going to the emperor's eldest grandson.

Qin Zhong said again: "However, let's talk about it, don't stand in the way of other people's glory and wealth. The big girl is so excited, and it is so easy to be alone. Don't miss the opportunity. They said, now the prince Your Highness is in good health. Seeing that the position of crown prince is firmly established, this is the eldest grandson of the emperor. He will be promoted after the wedding. The emperor wants to register him as the grandson of the emperor. He will be the king of a country in the future. Our eldest daughter Even if she is just a concubine now, this one who followed from Qiandi will definitely be able to get a concubine position in the future, and if she is lucky, she might even be a concubine, so what are we talking about? Let her go."

How could Jia Huan not help his sweetheart?Immediately he said annoyedly: "You're just hearing it, why didn't I know that the emperor wanted to make him the grandson of the emperor, it's all nonsense!"

Qin Zhong said: "Oh, we just said it casually, who knows the truth? What the hell, anyway, Miss Xue is willing to make things better, and we are also willing to ask her to marry early, brother you , and don’t make people feel uncomfortable, it’s just a matter of one sentence!”

After hearing this, Jia Huan didn't tense his little face so tightly, and said: "Well, since you all agree, I can't say anything. Well, I will meet him some day and talk to him. Tell me, it's not difficult to be an ordinary concubine."

Qin Zhong said with a smile: "That's a good thing. After sending away this big Buddha, your elder brother and I can have a peaceful life." He also offered a cup to Jia Huan. It's boiled water anyway. After falling in love, he turned around and toasted Qin Zhong, wishing him and Xue Pan a heart-to-heart bond and a long life together.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one else, Jia Huan asked hesitantly: "Hey, Jing Qing, you are his man and woman now, will you be looked down upon by others? Everyone is a man, but..."

Qin Zhong took a sip of the boiled water, and said without blushing: "What's the matter? One side of the earth raises all kinds of people, how can everyone be the same? We just like men, and he loves me, and it doesn't hinder anyone." , who cares? Who dares to look down on me, I may not look down on him yet."

Jia Huan nodded as if he had realized something, and asked again: "Then do you want to be on the top again? If you are always on the bottom, don't you feel that you are being played by the other party?"

Qin Zhong shook his head and said: "I have done the above before, and I have told him about it, but how to say this kind of thing, it must be strong, and it is not impossible, but he always thinks that I should be his wife Son, if he is thrown down by his wife, he will be very confused, some can't... Hey, I don't even know what to say, anyway..."

"I can't adjust my position, is that what you mean?" Jia Huan interjected.

Qin Zhong said: "That's right, that's what it means. There's one more thing I want to tell you, about the matter in the bed, it's not about who goes up and who gets off, and there's a priority. Isn't it that those who are at the bottom are inferior to others?" , Is it just being teased by others? If he is really teased, he won’t take care of the feelings of the people below. Every time my big fool first teases me with his mouth and then comes again. But before, I asked him, he used to When playing with other young men, you don’t want to lick other people’s dicks, you just spread your legs and insert them, and then you shoot when you feel good, and you don’t care about the people below.”

Jia Huan's face turned red when he heard this, and he pushed Qin Zhong and said, "Your mouth..."

Qin Zhong squinted, giggled and said, "It seems that my younger brother is about to get a job, so I will send you a pair of red eggs some other day to celebrate."

Jia Huan was so ashamed that he wished he could get under the ground and said, "What nonsense!"

However, unable to bear Qin Zhong's inquiries, Jia Huan finally shyly told about what he and Qi Qian had agreed to experience as men after the scientific examination.

Qin Zhong smiled and said: "Your guy is really considerate enough, he even said hello in advance and made an appointment with you so that you can get ready, hahaha. It's not like my big fool who just finds a place to do things when he's interested, It made me covered in red bumps from the poisonous insects on the ground!"

Jia Huan was teased so badly by him that he also retorted: "That's a souvenir for you, hehe, Jingqing with red bumps is so charming."

Qin Zhong stuck to Jia Huan's ear and said, "Heh, I'm kidding my brother! Let me tell you a brilliant trick. Hasn't your guy never had sex with a man before? Take advantage of his inexperience, so you can shoot him!" Take him down, get him in one sentence, do you want to know?"

Jia Huan knew there was nothing good to say, but he couldn't bear curiosity and urged Qin Zhong to speak.

The corners of Qin Zhong's lips curled slightly, his peach blossom eyes were full of smiles, and finally he said in a low voice, "Lick it for me! I'll fuck you when I feel comfortable!"

The word "lick" was intentionally said in the eighteen bends of the mountain road, and the voice was extremely soft and lewd, coupled with Qin Zhong's peach blossom eyes and slightly parted plump red lips, that appearance is not to mention how evil it is , Jia Huan was stunned.

Qin Zhong laughed and said, "Have you learned it yet?"

Jia Huan came back to his senses, his ears turned red with embarrassment, and said, "Fuck you! It's so difficult, I'm afraid I won't be able to learn it in my life!"