This shitty ginseng
Chapter 139
Luo Pu looked at the man who fell to the ground and felt that his toothache and stomach ache.
Compared to him who just felt a toothache and a stomachache, the man on the ground who was rolling around with his stomach in his arms felt that there was no pain in his whole body.
This sudden change instantly stunned the onlookers in the casino, and even led them to look at the doll in a different way—wow!This doll kicked people away!A doll who is only five or six years old!kick!Kicked people several meters away! !This is not human at all! ?
Just when everyone started to panic, Tuanzi slowly stepped forward and squatted in front of the rolling man and said, "Don't just steal our things just because we are small. Don't think we are small, we are all I have practiced."
The thief who was kicked away felt like dying when he heard the words. How unfortunate is he that he can meet a "trained child" who is one in hundreds of thousands?
However, what Tuanzi said immediately eased the atmosphere a lot. Many foreigners still couldn't help exclaiming, "Chinese Kung Fu! Chinese Kung Fu!"
Tian Hao turned to Tuanzi who was winking at him, nodded reluctantly to everyone, then walked up to Luo Pu and said, "We're not playing anymore, let's go back!"
At this moment, Luo Pu wished he could quickly pack up the two troublesome dumplings and disappear as quickly as possible. After hearing what Tianzhao said, he nodded without hesitation: "Okay! Then let's go quickly! Maybe you will go home after going back." The way has been found!"
So Luo pulls Tianzhao and Tuanzi to leave.However, he was stopped by the person in charge of the casino.
"Sir, you can't do this, at least you have to send that gentleman to the hospital. In addition, we suspect that these two children used illegal means to win money, maybe you need to come with me."
Rob twitched his lips.The person in charge is simply committing suicide.However, he still had the expression that I was about to make a great contribution and be appreciated by the boss.It's not what you do to be funny, dear!
"...How could the two of them use illegal means to win money at such a young age? And we don't have the leisure to use this method to make money." Luo Pu pointed at the dumpling: "The money in this kid's family can at least buy the entire Hawaiian Islands , do you think we need to cheat money?"
The manager was slightly startled when he heard what Luo Pu said. Could it be that he was thinking wrong? !If these two boys are really what this person said, he is afraid that he will be in bad luck.
The manager took a closer look at the dumplings and Tianzhao.Then he laughed.
You have to have some basis for telling a lie, okay?Although the clothes these two little babies are wearing are high-end, they are not at the top level. Moreover, if the family is really rich and powerful, it would be nice to go directly to Las Vegas!There is only one bodyguard around, no matter how you look at it, he is not a rich man!
So the manager smiled contemptuously: "Anyway, let's invite some of you to follow us!" Hmph, at least they have to spit out more than half of the millions in their hands.
So Luo Pu was a little speechless, and finally picked up the phone to make a call.But before him, Tuanzi poked the manager's trouser leg with his hand, and when the man looked down at him, Tuanzi's eyes glowed slightly with purple light, and after a while, the manager directly gave himself a slap hand.Weeping bitterly, he knelt down in front of Tuanzi and said, "I'm blind! I was wrong! I shouldn't be talking nonsense! I want to take you into management to steal your money! I always do this, but I I found out today that I was really wrong! I am guilty, please forgive me! If you do not forgive me, I will jump into the sea!"
Tuanzi looked at this man with a blank expression on his face but a big smile in his heart.On the other hand, Tianzheng clicked impatiently beside him: "Then you can go jump into the sea."
The next moment, everyone in the casino saw this handsome manager running out with snot and tears, and said as he ran, "I'm going to jump into the sea right now, and I must wash away the resentment and sin on my body." !"
For a moment, everyone's expressions: =dish=! !
Fuck!This product is bewitched!Yes, yes!Suddenly jumping into the sea or something, I feel that there is a monster tonight, so I better leave quickly!
When Bai Wei came, what he saw was Luo Pu's expression of seeing a ghost. Before he could speak, Luo Pu grabbed Tianzheng and Tuanzi and walked out of the casino at the speed of a [-]-meter race.
Bai Wei raised his eyebrows, and walked out under the dumbfounded expressions of everyone.
It wasn't until the four of them boarded the ship to Hong Kong that Luo Pu complained to Bai Wei about what happened in the capital.The corners of Bai Wei's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he turned his head to look at the two little guys who were leaning together and closed their eyes to rest their minds. He deeply felt that people must not only be judged by their appearance!Such a result was so beautiful that he didn't even dare to think about it.
After about an hour by boat, they arrived in Hong Kong in the dark.Although Tuanzi and Tianzhao said that they would never go to Disney, a place that generally lowers IQ to play.But before going back, Luo Pu asked what they planned to do with the millions they won?Tuanzi thought for a while, he was the one who wanted to buy some things to bring back to his father radish, if this was his father's hometown, he would be very happy to see the things here.The point is, if you don't spend the money now, it will be waste paper when you take it back, how boring it is!
So, I diverted to Hong Kong, a shopping paradise.
After staying in the most luxurious hotel, when he got up and left the next day, Tuanzi told the lobby manager that the bed was too hard and uncomfortable.
It made the lobby manager not know what to say for a moment - this group of people looks so friendly, beautiful, cute and cute, how can they be so unpopular! !If their beds are too hard and uncomfortable, then the beds in the entire Hong Kong hotel will be too hard and uncomfortable! !
But the dumpling is a customer, and a rich customer, the lobby manager can only knock down his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
After that, there was a three-day crazy sweep. Under the leadership of Luo Pu and Bai Wei, Tuanzi and Tianzheng bought everything from household appliances to office supplies, from beauty salons to all kinds of spring, summer, autumn and winter clothes. Something to fill a three-story cottage.
Originally, Luo Pu and Bai Wei were still thinking about how they would bring these things back?How to ship?As a result, after driving the things to a remote place, they saw that Tuanzi took out a small silver cloth bag with a pattern of purple radish and golden tiger's head, threw it up slightly, and the whole car disappeared in an instant! !Only the silver cloth bag was left on the ground! !
Luo Pu: "..." This picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.What the fuck is this cloth bag? !
Bai Wei sighed in his heart, as expected, the origins of these two people are quite extraordinary, they can't think too much about it.
When Tuanzi and Tianzheng cleaned up all the delicacies collected from Hong Kong on the last day and put them into storage bags, news finally came from Liu Wei over there—the gold powder they gave had responded, and The responding location is Tianshan Tianchi.
So Tianzhao and Tuanzi were very happy when they got the news.Although they can be said to be almost invincible in this world and can rule the world in minutes, Tian Hao said that life without opponents is really boring, weak chickens are not fun.
Not to mention Tuanzi, the two fathers are not here, so he lived here for a long time because of a brain twitch.Moreover, who can guarantee that the Tianshan Tianchi will lead to their world forever?
Therefore, the four of them flew directly to Tianchi Lake in Tianshan Mountains by plane, without even going to Liu Wei's house on the way.
And when they arrived at Tianchi, Liu Wei and his son Liu Di were fishing next to their tent.
"Ah! Brother Tuanzi! You are here!" Liu Di said with excitement on his face, "My father and I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
Tianzheng was in a good mood at first, but when he heard the short winter melon and crybaby calling his dumpling so affectionately, he snorted coldly, thinking about how to put a curse on him when he left, for example, forever How about being pressed?Anyway, the succession of the family is not a problem, there are boys and girls Dan!
Liu Wei, Liu Di and his son trembled in unison at this moment, feeling that something particularly bad was about to happen!Liu Wei's new son pulled back, and said to Tianzhao and Tuanzi, "You guys are here? It's a good luck."
Tuanzi smiled and nodded to Liu Wei, this person is still very reliable.It stands to reason that someone who encounters an 'abnormal' existence like them is either greedy or fearful. Either of these two will make them discovered by the management agency here, but now, there are only There are six of them, it can be seen that Liu Wei put his heart into it.
"Thank you very much! To express my gratitude, these two clothes are given to you. Although they are inferior products refined by rabbit monsters, they are still good for you to use for self-defense." The dumpling was thrown to Liu Wei, one big and one small. What looked like a rabbit fur vest.
After Liu Wei took it, he felt that the fur was extremely soft when he touched it with his hand. A thought flashed in his mind. He drew a dagger from his waist and stabbed it fiercely on the vest. However, the vest was fine, and the point of the dagger fell off.
Liu Wei and Luo Pu gasped.
"This thing is too expensive..."
Tuanzi waved his hand: "Well, it's just a table leg in our house."
Liu Wei didn't come up in one breath and almost choked to death.Nima, is your house made of diamonds? !
"...Thank you very much then."
Seeing that Liu Wei got good things, Luo Pu pulled the chubby paw of Tuanzi with a thick skin and said: "Anyway, I have been with you for four days with fear, and I have dealt with so many troubles for you. Give me a farewell gift! I don’t want too much, just give me two more vests like that.”
Tuanzi looked at this guy with disdain.Sure enough, everyone in Luo's family has his father's thick skin.He didn't say much at the moment, and directly threw a small white jade bottle to Bai Wei.He said: "There are five elixirs in there. You should use them sparingly! Don't let the old Luo family and the Bai family die. Hehehehehehehe...Okay, let's go."
After saying this, without waiting for Luo Pu to speak, Tan Zi held hands with Tian Yan, who had already been impatiently waiting, and jumped into the Tianchi Lake neatly.No matter how good the psychological quality of the three big men present was, they were shocked by their suicide behavior.
"Hey! Are you all right to jump down? It's all right! Also, what is the elixir for? Don't you tell us how to use it!!"
Luo Pu yelled at the lake surface of Tianchi, and after waiting for about 10 minutes, Tuanzi's voice came from afar.
"That's the boy Dan! You can have a baby if you eat it, and Uncle Bai can eat it too! Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!"
The three adults were left stunned.
After a long time, Liu Di Xiaowa tugged at her father's hand and asked, "Father? Are those two younger brothers coming home? Boy, boy, what is Zidan?"
Liu Wei said that this is too tm ruining the three views, he really can't explain it! !
The author has something to say: Hehehehe, the end of Tuanzi Tianzhang's episode -- and the rest, the episode of the two old guys in the tomb? ?I want to go.Next time I will write an old story.
Compared to him who just felt a toothache and a stomachache, the man on the ground who was rolling around with his stomach in his arms felt that there was no pain in his whole body.
This sudden change instantly stunned the onlookers in the casino, and even led them to look at the doll in a different way—wow!This doll kicked people away!A doll who is only five or six years old!kick!Kicked people several meters away! !This is not human at all! ?
Just when everyone started to panic, Tuanzi slowly stepped forward and squatted in front of the rolling man and said, "Don't just steal our things just because we are small. Don't think we are small, we are all I have practiced."
The thief who was kicked away felt like dying when he heard the words. How unfortunate is he that he can meet a "trained child" who is one in hundreds of thousands?
However, what Tuanzi said immediately eased the atmosphere a lot. Many foreigners still couldn't help exclaiming, "Chinese Kung Fu! Chinese Kung Fu!"
Tian Hao turned to Tuanzi who was winking at him, nodded reluctantly to everyone, then walked up to Luo Pu and said, "We're not playing anymore, let's go back!"
At this moment, Luo Pu wished he could quickly pack up the two troublesome dumplings and disappear as quickly as possible. After hearing what Tianzhao said, he nodded without hesitation: "Okay! Then let's go quickly! Maybe you will go home after going back." The way has been found!"
So Luo pulls Tianzhao and Tuanzi to leave.However, he was stopped by the person in charge of the casino.
"Sir, you can't do this, at least you have to send that gentleman to the hospital. In addition, we suspect that these two children used illegal means to win money, maybe you need to come with me."
Rob twitched his lips.The person in charge is simply committing suicide.However, he still had the expression that I was about to make a great contribution and be appreciated by the boss.It's not what you do to be funny, dear!
"...How could the two of them use illegal means to win money at such a young age? And we don't have the leisure to use this method to make money." Luo Pu pointed at the dumpling: "The money in this kid's family can at least buy the entire Hawaiian Islands , do you think we need to cheat money?"
The manager was slightly startled when he heard what Luo Pu said. Could it be that he was thinking wrong? !If these two boys are really what this person said, he is afraid that he will be in bad luck.
The manager took a closer look at the dumplings and Tianzhao.Then he laughed.
You have to have some basis for telling a lie, okay?Although the clothes these two little babies are wearing are high-end, they are not at the top level. Moreover, if the family is really rich and powerful, it would be nice to go directly to Las Vegas!There is only one bodyguard around, no matter how you look at it, he is not a rich man!
So the manager smiled contemptuously: "Anyway, let's invite some of you to follow us!" Hmph, at least they have to spit out more than half of the millions in their hands.
So Luo Pu was a little speechless, and finally picked up the phone to make a call.But before him, Tuanzi poked the manager's trouser leg with his hand, and when the man looked down at him, Tuanzi's eyes glowed slightly with purple light, and after a while, the manager directly gave himself a slap hand.Weeping bitterly, he knelt down in front of Tuanzi and said, "I'm blind! I was wrong! I shouldn't be talking nonsense! I want to take you into management to steal your money! I always do this, but I I found out today that I was really wrong! I am guilty, please forgive me! If you do not forgive me, I will jump into the sea!"
Tuanzi looked at this man with a blank expression on his face but a big smile in his heart.On the other hand, Tianzheng clicked impatiently beside him: "Then you can go jump into the sea."
The next moment, everyone in the casino saw this handsome manager running out with snot and tears, and said as he ran, "I'm going to jump into the sea right now, and I must wash away the resentment and sin on my body." !"
For a moment, everyone's expressions: =dish=! !
Fuck!This product is bewitched!Yes, yes!Suddenly jumping into the sea or something, I feel that there is a monster tonight, so I better leave quickly!
When Bai Wei came, what he saw was Luo Pu's expression of seeing a ghost. Before he could speak, Luo Pu grabbed Tianzheng and Tuanzi and walked out of the casino at the speed of a [-]-meter race.
Bai Wei raised his eyebrows, and walked out under the dumbfounded expressions of everyone.
It wasn't until the four of them boarded the ship to Hong Kong that Luo Pu complained to Bai Wei about what happened in the capital.The corners of Bai Wei's mouth twitched when he heard this, and he turned his head to look at the two little guys who were leaning together and closed their eyes to rest their minds. He deeply felt that people must not only be judged by their appearance!Such a result was so beautiful that he didn't even dare to think about it.
After about an hour by boat, they arrived in Hong Kong in the dark.Although Tuanzi and Tianzhao said that they would never go to Disney, a place that generally lowers IQ to play.But before going back, Luo Pu asked what they planned to do with the millions they won?Tuanzi thought for a while, he was the one who wanted to buy some things to bring back to his father radish, if this was his father's hometown, he would be very happy to see the things here.The point is, if you don't spend the money now, it will be waste paper when you take it back, how boring it is!
So, I diverted to Hong Kong, a shopping paradise.
After staying in the most luxurious hotel, when he got up and left the next day, Tuanzi told the lobby manager that the bed was too hard and uncomfortable.
It made the lobby manager not know what to say for a moment - this group of people looks so friendly, beautiful, cute and cute, how can they be so unpopular! !If their beds are too hard and uncomfortable, then the beds in the entire Hong Kong hotel will be too hard and uncomfortable! !
But the dumpling is a customer, and a rich customer, the lobby manager can only knock down his teeth and swallow it in his stomach.
After that, there was a three-day crazy sweep. Under the leadership of Luo Pu and Bai Wei, Tuanzi and Tianzheng bought everything from household appliances to office supplies, from beauty salons to all kinds of spring, summer, autumn and winter clothes. Something to fill a three-story cottage.
Originally, Luo Pu and Bai Wei were still thinking about how they would bring these things back?How to ship?As a result, after driving the things to a remote place, they saw that Tuanzi took out a small silver cloth bag with a pattern of purple radish and golden tiger's head, threw it up slightly, and the whole car disappeared in an instant! !Only the silver cloth bag was left on the ground! !
Luo Pu: "..." This picture is so beautiful that I dare not look at it.What the fuck is this cloth bag? !
Bai Wei sighed in his heart, as expected, the origins of these two people are quite extraordinary, they can't think too much about it.
When Tuanzi and Tianzheng cleaned up all the delicacies collected from Hong Kong on the last day and put them into storage bags, news finally came from Liu Wei over there—the gold powder they gave had responded, and The responding location is Tianshan Tianchi.
So Tianzhao and Tuanzi were very happy when they got the news.Although they can be said to be almost invincible in this world and can rule the world in minutes, Tian Hao said that life without opponents is really boring, weak chickens are not fun.
Not to mention Tuanzi, the two fathers are not here, so he lived here for a long time because of a brain twitch.Moreover, who can guarantee that the Tianshan Tianchi will lead to their world forever?
Therefore, the four of them flew directly to Tianchi Lake in Tianshan Mountains by plane, without even going to Liu Wei's house on the way.
And when they arrived at Tianchi, Liu Wei and his son Liu Di were fishing next to their tent.
"Ah! Brother Tuanzi! You are here!" Liu Di said with excitement on his face, "My father and I have been waiting for you for a long time!"
Tianzheng was in a good mood at first, but when he heard the short winter melon and crybaby calling his dumpling so affectionately, he snorted coldly, thinking about how to put a curse on him when he left, for example, forever How about being pressed?Anyway, the succession of the family is not a problem, there are boys and girls Dan!
Liu Wei, Liu Di and his son trembled in unison at this moment, feeling that something particularly bad was about to happen!Liu Wei's new son pulled back, and said to Tianzhao and Tuanzi, "You guys are here? It's a good luck."
Tuanzi smiled and nodded to Liu Wei, this person is still very reliable.It stands to reason that someone who encounters an 'abnormal' existence like them is either greedy or fearful. Either of these two will make them discovered by the management agency here, but now, there are only There are six of them, it can be seen that Liu Wei put his heart into it.
"Thank you very much! To express my gratitude, these two clothes are given to you. Although they are inferior products refined by rabbit monsters, they are still good for you to use for self-defense." The dumpling was thrown to Liu Wei, one big and one small. What looked like a rabbit fur vest.
After Liu Wei took it, he felt that the fur was extremely soft when he touched it with his hand. A thought flashed in his mind. He drew a dagger from his waist and stabbed it fiercely on the vest. However, the vest was fine, and the point of the dagger fell off.
Liu Wei and Luo Pu gasped.
"This thing is too expensive..."
Tuanzi waved his hand: "Well, it's just a table leg in our house."
Liu Wei didn't come up in one breath and almost choked to death.Nima, is your house made of diamonds? !
"...Thank you very much then."
Seeing that Liu Wei got good things, Luo Pu pulled the chubby paw of Tuanzi with a thick skin and said: "Anyway, I have been with you for four days with fear, and I have dealt with so many troubles for you. Give me a farewell gift! I don’t want too much, just give me two more vests like that.”
Tuanzi looked at this guy with disdain.Sure enough, everyone in Luo's family has his father's thick skin.He didn't say much at the moment, and directly threw a small white jade bottle to Bai Wei.He said: "There are five elixirs in there. You should use them sparingly! Don't let the old Luo family and the Bai family die. Hehehehehehehe...Okay, let's go."
After saying this, without waiting for Luo Pu to speak, Tan Zi held hands with Tian Yan, who had already been impatiently waiting, and jumped into the Tianchi Lake neatly.No matter how good the psychological quality of the three big men present was, they were shocked by their suicide behavior.
"Hey! Are you all right to jump down? It's all right! Also, what is the elixir for? Don't you tell us how to use it!!"
Luo Pu yelled at the lake surface of Tianchi, and after waiting for about 10 minutes, Tuanzi's voice came from afar.
"That's the boy Dan! You can have a baby if you eat it, and Uncle Bai can eat it too! Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi Chi!"
The three adults were left stunned.
After a long time, Liu Di Xiaowa tugged at her father's hand and asked, "Father? Are those two younger brothers coming home? Boy, boy, what is Zidan?"
Liu Wei said that this is too tm ruining the three views, he really can't explain it! !
The author has something to say: Hehehehe, the end of Tuanzi Tianzhang's episode -- and the rest, the episode of the two old guys in the tomb? ?I want to go.Next time I will write an old story.
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