You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"What kind of animal do you think we will turn into?" The level of interest in nature is a wild animal article written by Han Pengyuan in order to make things difficult for Liu Lindong, who rarely draws beasts. All kinds of rare and exotic animals have very strange postures for interracial love , From morning to night, the whole article is full of meat.However, for professional illustrators, two or three cats and dogs are not difficult, and they can be solved in a few strokes.

But Han Pangyuan lost his memory, and he didn't remember this incident at all. He was still looking forward to it excitedly: "In Lin Dong's words, it should be a wolf. I feel that you are very similar to that creature."

"Really?" Seeing how happy he was, the man also joined the conversation: "What about you?"

"You can tell by my height. It's probably a small predator, maybe a wild dog or something, but I still hope to become a majestic Siberian tiger." Han Fangyuan, who likes big cats, has a fantasy in his head. He rolled his eyes with a smile, and made a gesture of a hungry tiger rushing for food: "If I were a big tiger, I would be able to protect you and kill all the bad guys."

"Who wants your protection?" Han Pangyuan, who is only 170 centimeters tall, looked very petite in front of the tall Liu Lindong. The man couldn't help but hold his head, and said with a smile, "How dare you think about a Siberian tiger, and a tabby cat is about the same."

"No crow's mouth, what should I do if I really turn into a cat by then." Cats are of course cute, but how can this kind of cute creature survive in the wild and how to deal with enemies.

"Let's be an outsider, cats are the most perfectly evolved predators among known species on this planet." The man flicked his forehead vigorously, and the man looked at a fool with little zoological knowledge covering his forehead with aggrieved expression. Mouth.This expression was so pleasant, it made him want to continue teasing: "Stop watching action movies and watch more National Geographic magazines, you will have the necessary theory of biological evolution."

"I don't watch action movies all the time. I don't know what they are." He panicked and argued that there was no silver 300 taels here.

Once the atmosphere is relaxed, the dialogue will emerge endlessly.

Leaving behind the painful memories of the previous level, Han Pangyuan gradually opened up and became more and more active.

After his mother passed away, he became introverted and sensitive. His withdrawn personality made him unable to make good friends who could speak his heart out, and Liu Lindong deliberately alienated him, so it has been a long time since he chatted with people happily: "I don't know why, I always feel very comfortable talking to you, you understand everything I want to say, as if it’s a matter of course. There are also those strange fantasies and unrealistic wishes, if you tell others, you will definitely be laughed to death, but you can understand.”

"We have known each other for more than ten years. If you don't know what you think, my friend is too bad." They stayed at the transfer station for a while and made the necessary supplies. For self-defense, the man specially bought smoke bombs and anesthesia needles that are easy to operate.

"So long?" This sentence surprised him. Although he knew that the two had known each other for a long time, he did not expect to have such a long friendship.

"To be precise, it's 15 years, seven months and twelve days." Men know everything about him well.

"You even remember the specific number of days, but I forgot about you..." Unexpectedly, Liu Lindong loved him so deeply, Han Pangyuan bowed his head unnaturally, feeling very guilty.Seeing that his high interest fell to the bottom, and his smile stopped, the man knew that he had said something wrong, so he immediately made up for it: "Don't say that, I did such an outrageous thing when you don't remember anything, are you still willing?" Forgive me, I am already thankful."

"It's too much." Thinking of the first time, I felt a throbbing pain in my buttocks.But apart from the fear, there were still some inexplicable emotions in it, his face was slightly red, and he said in a low voice: "But it's also very comfortable."

Han Pangyuan’s fleshy essays are full of perverted forced love, difficult rope skills, and various S&M plots. From this point of view, he does have some masochistic tendencies, but Liu Lindong didn’t expect that the violation that is serious enough to hurt can make him hapiness.He froze for a moment, then raised the corners of his mouth involuntarily, showing a smirk, and pulled the idiot's waist who didn't know what the consequences of saying this would be: "So you like to be tied up and raped, why don't you come sooner?" Tell me, I will satisfy you well.

"Who likes it? I'm not a masochist. I feel comfortable because you drugged me." Speaking of those things on the bed, Han Pangyuan suddenly thought of a key issue——Liu Lindong's thing had rings and nails on it. If you can't take things down, isn't he the one who will suffer in the future?

Thinking of this, he shivered, and said worriedly, "Does your piercing still hurt? If it hurts, take it out. Be careful of infection."

As long as you get keywords to enter a new level, the injury you suffered in the previous level will heal immediately. It is unnecessary for Han Pangyuan to ask him if the piercing hurts.Liu Lindong is not a fool, of course he can hear the meaning behind his words.He cleared his throat and said intentionally: "Many people put beads in to please their partners. I just wear a little gadget and you get scared. What will you do if I put ten or eight beads in the future?"

Inserting beads, as the name suggests, is to implant small beads of special materials into the subcutaneous tissue of the male symbol, and after the wound heals, it will be permanently fixed in the flesh.When it is ready to go, the beads will protrude from the surface of the male object, one by one dots, like a built-in floating point function, or strengthen the large shape, which will naturally bring great fun to the partner.

Han Pangyuan knew about this, but there is still a big difference between wearing a ring and inserting a bead. Being directly rubbed by a metal object is not the same thing as being floating on human flesh.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. The few people who came in were the team that just got the keywords.Although it was a competitive relationship, they still greeted each other politely and did a good job on the surface.

"Don't make trouble, let's go." More and more players entered the game. Even though most of them still stayed in the first level, they didn't get too far away, and there were others in front of them.

It is not suitable to stay when you are in a hurry, it is better to enter the next level early.

Somewhat different from the first two levels, the third level is a mirror world. Each team is in a different plane. Although the geographical environment, action route, task content and NPC are the same, they will not encounter other players.Separating the teams in this way seems to save a lot of trouble, but there are three random battlefields every day, which will concentrate players in a certain area to fight each other.Teams that have won three consecutive victories can advance directly, and can enter the next level without keywords. Because of this additional condition, this place is actually more dangerous than the first two levels.

Leaving the transfer station, they were sent to a crossroads, where there was a big kangaroo with a painful expression and a yellow exclamation mark on its head. It was a mission NPC.

"Good afternoon, sir. I am the postman of the Wild Forest, but you see, my leg is injured, but there are still a few letters here that have not been delivered. If you want, can you deliver them for me? Of course, I don't I will let you run for nothing, and in exchange, I can give you treasures that I have cherished for many years." Very ordinary errand tasks, but the rewards are very rich.After the completion, you can get a portable mobile mail bag, which is only as big as a mobile phone bag. It can be worn on the wrist or arm, and can hold 150 items regardless of the size and weight, and the weight remains the same. It is an empty warehouse that saves energy and space.

"Now you don't have to worry about things being lost and you won't be able to get them back." Because the keywords are directly transferred to the transfer station after they are obtained, there is no time for them to pack their things.

Han Pangyuan's bamboo basket was lost twice, both of which were paid for from the lost and found office. Not to mention expensive, it was also very inconvenient.If it is a portable postal bag, it can be worn on the body all the time. The props can be taken out and used at any time without taking up space. It is the props they need most so far.

But there are four task branches, namely "Letter Full of Apology", "Letter Full of Love", "Letter Full of Hate" and "Letter Full of Expectation". the same way.

You can't see much from the crossroads, the scenery in each direction is similar, but the fourth envelope is slightly different from the first three, so a mysterious gift box has been added as a reward, and there is a certain chance to get top-quality equipment.For this extra reward, they chose the fourth mission and walked towards the middle road.

The trail is quiet, with forests on both sides, and occasionally there are unknown birds calling, which makes people fascinated.The sun shines through the dense bushes, casting mottled light and shadows, everything is warm and beautiful.

After a few minutes' journey, the two walked out of the forest and came to a prairie.There are only scattered buildings on the endless plain, and the rest of the space is full of miscanthus that is half a person's height, and the wind blows, and it falls down.The path was buried in the dense miscanthus, the man opened the way in front, and Han Pangyuan trotted along behind, looking very nervous: "Is it like a scene in Jurassic Park, with such tall grass, a few small carnivorous dragons, we It's over."

"You drove a Godzilla just after entering the first level, are you still afraid of little dinosaurs?" The man is not too worried, and it is absolutely no problem to deal with ordinary beasts.

At this level, they only need to worry about the random battlefield that doesn't know when it will start.

"Don't mention that, it's so embarrassing." Opening the surprise box out of curiosity caused a lot of trouble. I don't want to mention this kind of thing again. It's a stain on life.

"Okay, don't mention anything that Xiao Yuan doesn't want to hear." Keep going, and you will be able to enter the game range of the third level.The system issued a notification—players Liu Lindong and Han Pangyuan entered the third level to enjoy the nature, and then the usual level and attribute report.This level does not require leveling, all players are upgraded to 15, all they have to do is to find keywords, or win three consecutive victories in random battlefields, and enter the next level.

"Lin Dong, there is an old lady over there. Isn't it wild nature? Why didn't I see a single animal and met people first?" Not far away was an old man, struggling to find something in the miscanthus, beating it from time to time because The long-term bent and sore back has a rather helpless expression.

"Don't worry about useless things, it's important to hurry." According to the map prompts, they are still far away from their destination, so don't waste time in useless places.

"Maybe there is some trouble. I'll go and have a look, and I'll be right back." Han Pangyuan is a soft-hearted person who can't see the old man suffering, mainly because his mother passed away, and his father had no time to take care of his life after remarriage, so he left him to his grandmother to be raised. So when I see an old man who is about the same age as my grandmother, I always feel very kind.

He trotted over, not caring that this was just an NPC in the game, and greeted the old lady cordially.

"Son, it's a disaster. My pearl necklace is broken, but I can't find the dropped pearl because of my old eyesight. Can you help me?" Although the bun is nearly seventy years old, it has a dignified and calm feeling, which makes people feel good.She looked into the distance, and added: "That is the only token of love left to me by my dead husband."

"Don't worry about such an important thing, I will definitely help you." It sounds like it is full of memories, and it is a precious treasure. If you throw it away like this, I am afraid that the rest of your life will not be peaceful.

Out of sympathy, Han Pangyuan immediately promised to help the old man find all the pearls.

But looking for small beads in the miscanthus is like finding a needle in a haystack. Even if Liu Lindong couldn't bear his request to help, it took most of the day.He was so tired that his waist was sore and his back ached, so he finally recovered all the scattered pearls and handed them over to the old woman.The old man smiled, wrapped these little things carefully with a handkerchief, and took out two candies as a thank you: "Children, I am so grateful, I really don't know how to repay you. Look, my only property is these. Please accept it."

The colorful candies that glow like a rainbow have an attractive fragrance. How could Han Pangyuan, who likes to eat snacks, let it go? He immediately peeled off the candy wrapper and ate it in one bite: "It's so sweet. Mine is mango flavored. Lin Dong, you can eat it too. Eat and see."

"I hate sugar." Desserts are too dreamy for a man like him, so he refused decisively.

"Then I'll eat it honestly." After bidding farewell to the old woman, Han Pangyuan took a few steps before he couldn't help but put the second candy into his mouth and chewed it: "This one is grape-flavored." Yes, it's a bit sour, but it's also delicious. By the way, draw me two pig's trotters, in case something happens, I can still... ah..."

While talking, there was a scream from behind, and Liu Lindong immediately turned around: "Xiao Yuan?"

There was no one on the path, so there was no sign of Han Pangyuan.

Liu Lindong panicked suddenly, it was fine that a living person disappeared out of thin air, but what was that fluffy, chubby animal lying on the ground instead of Han Pangyuan?Before he could ask a question, the thing raised its head, first looked at its own paws, then looked at Liu Lindong with black bean-like eyes, hugged his legs tightly, and yelled: "Hey!"

"Xiao Yuan?" No way, turned into an animal?Although this level is a taste of nature, and they are ready to become animals, but Liu Lindong is still a human being, why did Han Pangyuan change alone?

"Chick!" Seems like he can't speak human words anymore, he kept chirping.

"Is it Xiao Yuan? If so, put its paw on my hand." This conversation was stupid, but Liu Lindong still stretched out his hand, and the cute and cute little animal immediately put its paw on his hand, and then He tilted his head and grumbled.

"Can you understand me?" It seems that you can still communicate.

"grumble!"

"But I don't know what you're talking about..." It's over, I can't understand it.

"grumble!"

"Damn it, what's the matter." After thinking about it, the problem should be the old woman's candy. The reason why she gave two of them was to make them turn into animals together. As a result, Liu Lindong didn't eat it, and Han Fangyuan turned into an animal alone. up.

"grumble!"

"Can you stop calling Chi Chi!" The man felt very upset that he couldn't communicate.

"Gu..."

Liu Lindong was completely speechless. He carried Han Pangyuan, who had turned into a cute little animal, with an expression on his face that he didn't know how to describe, and was messed up in the wind.By the way, is this little raccoon with its dark eyes, tiny claws, black and gray hair and big fluffy tail?

That's right, Han Pangyuan, who has been clamoring to become a big tiger, will become a crisp noodle man with no attack power...

The author has something to say: I went to the hospital to see my eyes in the afternoon, but I didn’t say anything about it. I just said conjunctivitis, eye ointment was prescribed, and I fell. ! ! !

PS: My eyes are really not very good recently, please forgive me for being slow, I will go to dinner now, and I will send emails in the evening, thank you again for your support.

Another PS: Interested girls can guess what animal Dong Ge will turn into. Tip 1, ferocious; Tip 2, cat family; Tip 3, like to live alone.