You can't hurt the author who wears meat

Perhaps Liu Lindong's overly serious eyes frightened the little raccoon, and in desperation, he bit the fingers holding his body tightly.The tingling came from the fingertips, and the man reflexively let go, and Han Pangyuan took advantage of this gap to turn over and get up, flicking his tail, and fled away.

"!!!" Will I die if I don't run? No matter how beastly I am, I can't beat an animal!

Looking at the bleeding fingers, Liu Lindong's anger was about to explode, and the expression on his face was indescribably wonderful.

"Hahaha, it's so interesting." Toad smiled gleefully, and clapped his hands with his dark green webbed front paws: "Humans, here's a suggestion for you. Taming pets can't just be disciplined, and of course you shouldn't spoil them. Candy The whip and the whip have to be used in turn, and the combination of kindness and power can make him submit to you. But your situation is very special, I am afraid that you have never punished him, so you are so disobedient. Come, this collar is for you, take it back We must educate him well and let him know that he made a mistake so that he will not do it again."

"How to discipline private property is my own business." The man stood up and took the metal collar from Toad's hand: "However, he should be tied to a chain."

"I'll give you another reminder. You can do missions in random battlefields. Entering the battlefield will unify the player's form. Whether it's a human, a beast, or an alien depends on your luck." The NPC looked kind, yawned, and led the two babies Going back to the room, I added a sentence at the end: "But don't make me wait too long, this task will expire after 24 hours."

If there is no answer, the man's mind has long been out of the task.He opened the team badge, and on the map, the green dot didn't run too far, and stopped at a place about 800 meters away.

Liu Lindong strode to his destination, and it only took a few minutes.

The raccoon didn't get very far, and when the man arrived, he was slumped under a tall oak tree, motionless.

"Xiao Yuan?" It's not like pretending to be dead, it seems that he really passed out.Liu Lindong picked him up and found a lump on the raccoon's head. He probably hit a tree while running for his life in a panic, and passed out from the pain.

"What an idiot." Touching his head with heartache, he couldn't imagine how much force it takes to knock out such a big lump, it must be very painful.

Putting the comatose little raccoon flat on his lap, Liu Lindong touched the soft fur on his stomach with his hands, and there was an unconcealable gleam in his eyes.No matter how petite Han Pangyuan's figure is, he is still an adult at least. In human form, he would never be able to lie somewhere without taking up space, let alone sleep obediently on his lap and let others touch him.The man swallowed his saliva, this state is so perfect, he won't cry or make trouble, and won't refuse, just lying quietly in his arms like this.

All his own, at his beck and call, beautiful doll without thought...

His fingers slid down the soft belly of the raccoon. The soft fur on the belly was very pleasant to the touch. Under the fluff was a pink belly, soft and warm.Going down, there is a pouch that hides the genitals. There is a small hole at the top. Use your fingers to push the skin apart, and a miniature stick sticks out with a head.If you stimulate it with your fingertips, the little thing will tremble, like a cute enoki mushroom.

"Damn it, what am I doing?" An impulse rolled in his body, and his pulse was concentrated in his lower limbs. Facing a comatose raccoon, Liu Lindong erected without hesitation.

Of course he wasn't so perverted that he wanted to have a human-animal hybrid, but the thing was so painful that he had to put the little raccoon down first and solve it by himself.He leaned against the big tree and held his own things. The feeling of his palm was completely different from that of entering a soft passage, but it could bring back many memories of the past.

The first self-blasphemy happened in the second semester of the second year of junior high school.

At that time, he and Han Pangyuan were still close friends who were too good to wear a pair of pants. Because his father remarried and his grandparents were old, there was no one to take care of him at home, so he often went to Liu Lindong's house for dinner.

14-year-old Liu Lindong is already an art student. He spends most of his spare time practicing painting, which is vivid.And Han Pangyuan likes to read novels, and occasionally writes works for practice.After school in the afternoon, they ate the snacks prepared by Liu's mother in Chaoyang's bedroom, doing their own things, and working hard towards their dreams.In fact, most of the time Han Pangyuan was wandering in the sky.There are too many whimsical ideas in his head, but he is not good at words and cannot express them. He can only entertain himself and write down the touch in his heart on paper.

"The story this time is very interesting." As the only reader, Liu Lindong often encourages him.

He is aware of the earth-shaking changes in Han Pangyuan's personality, but he can't do anything about it.

When he was a child, he was lively and cheerful, with a sense of justice in his heart. He couldn't understand the bully in school bullying the weak, so he would always stand up.That kind of him occupies an extremely important place in Liu Lindong's memory, bright and full of sunshine, like a bird flying in the sky.Without him, the man would still be a submissive, weak and easy to bully tarsier.

So, it was Han Pangyuan who changed him, but no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't change that person's increasingly withdrawn personality.As time went on, he became even more out of gregariousness, and couldn't even communicate with people normally. Except for social activities and classes that he couldn't refuse, he was alone everywhere he went.

Even when he was with his best friend, he talked very little.

He always reads in silence, reading one after another Chinese and foreign masterpieces, and then extracts his favorite sentences and reads them gently over and over again.

When reciting poems, his lips were slightly opened, and his expression was very focused, as if he was accomplishing some great event. Liu Lindong liked his expression.

Serious, without distractions, how pure.

It was at this time that Liu Lindong found that he liked Xiao Yuan more.Do not come into contact with strangers, and keep a certain distance from everyone except him.So he no longer worked hard, no longer advised him to integrate into the group and make more friends, but let him hide in his own world.That's good, slowly get out of society, you can only rely on me, only look at me, just close up like this.

Love makes people paranoid and scary. The young Liu Lindong already had such a crazy idea...

"Tess is so stupid. If you don't say anything, can't you live happily?" After closing the book, Han Pangyuan, who couldn't know the thoughts of his best friend, lay on the big bed and asked a question.

"It's not stupid. It's because of her pure heart that she refuses to cheat." No matter what type of book he reads, Liu Lindong always secretly buys a book, reads it at night, and finishes it before him, so that he can pick it up while chatting. Let's talk.

"Well, that's right. If it's someone I love, I'll tell him everything about me without reservation, although I don't have any secrets." At 14 years old, it's the age of first love, and male classmates will secretly Discuss beautiful girls, and also peek at R-rated novels and so-called love action movies.The better you play, the more you share such resources, but Han Pangyuan doesn't seem to be interested in these, so Liu Lindong was a little surprised when he mentioned the topic of love.

His hand holding the paintbrush trembled, and he asked in a calm voice, "What kind of person do you like?"

Using the word "person" instead of "female" shows that he is more or less looking forward to it, but the other party's answer is disappointing: "Do you like it, I haven't thought about it, probably a guy who is petite and can understand me, how about you?"

Xiaoyuan, I like you!

Almost blurting out, Liu Lindong used all his strength to suppress the impulse, his face was flushed, his forehead was covered with sweat, and he hid behind the easel to cover up his embarrassment: "The person I like should be brave, kind-hearted, and caring about others. , and very gentle. Most importantly, he must completely belong to me and obey my words."

"What belongs to you completely? It sounds really dangerous. Girls don't like it." When he was young, Han Pangyuan didn't know enough about possessiveness. In his subconscious, love should be as gentle as the warm wind in spring, which can soothe the heart. The pain and melancholy: "You should be gentle, doesn't Miss Xiao from the class next door like you very much, but you don't even look straight at others."

"Is there such a thing?" Asked knowingly, Liu Lindong's appearance was already outstanding among a group of young boys who hadn't lost their childishness, so he was very popular with girls.

"It should be said that you are not conscious or pretending to be stupid." Han Pangyuan giggled, propping his head with his hands: "However, if Lin Dong also fell in love, I would be left alone. It's really sad to think about it. If I were a girl, I would Alright, I'll be your wife, and we can stay together for the rest of our lives."

"Are you serious?" My heart tightened, and the paintbrush randomly scratched across the paper, leaving a twisted mark.

"I'm messing with you, little one, scared to death." Stretching his waist, he changed the topic to another place: "Lin Dong, have you watched "The Thorn Bird"? Meggie and Ralph obviously love each other, but they are far apart , constantly separated, and can’t be together until death. I didn’t understand it before, but after watching it again, I found that the reason is very simple, because Meggie’s love is very pure, while Ralph’s love is too impurity, so the two are two parallel lines without intersection. I think, if you can’t love someone with all your heart, then you should not give easily, harming others and yourself. So I am the kind of person who goes all the way to the dark. Once I identify someone, I will definitely go from there One and all."

"Women only describe themselves as consistent." Peeping at him from behind the easel, Han Pangyuan, who was lying on the bed, looked radiant. He continued: "A woman? It seems so. When I watched "The Thorn Bird", I kept thinking of myself Being Meggie, feeling her pain and despair, of course there is also joy and sweetness."

"Persisted love always fascinates people." As the best-selling love novel in the world, this book, which is as beautiful as poetry, has touched the hearts of many readers.

"It's true. Meggie is so beautiful when she perseveres, waits, and never regrets." He closed his eyes and said piously: "I like this sentence the most—even if you spend your whole life I gave it all to God, but your heart will always be with me. Presumably the heroine finally realized life after losing her son and lover. All these are what she pursues, and no matter what the ending is, there should be no resentment."

"You're thinking a lot today." It's very different from the past.

"Because I want to be like Meggie, who only loves one person in this life, and uses the purest method to hide it in my heart." There are many complicated emotions in his eyes, but they are crystal clear, like a sweet spring, flowing into Liu Lindong's heart .

That day, Han Pangyuan talked a lot and kept laughing, blooming tragically like a sunflower facing the scorching sun.

When he went back, Liu Lindong was lying on the bed where he had slept, his back was scorched unbearably.He had never felt this way before, like a hot current was rushing through his body, and he couldn't find an outlet.As long as he thinks that the bed sheet smells like Xiao Yuan, and the things his hands touched wrap him, his heartbeat will speed up and his blood will spurt.

After living for 14 years, Liu Lindong felt impulsive for the first time. Relying on instinct, he began to comfort himself.

Imagine Han Pangyuan lying beside him, hugging him tenderly, making him happy with his hands...

"Xiao Yuan..." Memories and reality were stacked together, the man held the male hand to speed up, as he had done for many years, using this method to satisfy himself.Then, he couldn't help but hugged the soft little raccoon, buried his face in his belly, felt his body temperature and unique smell, and became more and more excited.

"Chi!?" The raccoon woke up at this time. He twitched his body slightly, let out a cry of pain, and then opened his dark eyes: "Chichi!"

What the man was doing holding him, he felt it completely, it was terrible!

"Don't worry, I won't really go in." Seeing that he was awake, Liu Lindong showed an evil smile, grabbed his body, and rubbed it against the male.The soft fur stimulated the ever-growing fleshy column. This feeling was so strange. It was clearly my lover, but turned into another creature, satisfying him in a weird way.The sense of curiosity made him extremely excited, and even made a hoarse sound in his throat. His masculinity rubbed repeatedly on the little raccoon's belly, and the liquid dripping from the front end wet the soft fur.

The raccoon was so frightened that it kept barking, its limbs and claws twitched like spasms, and finally couldn't stand the fright and fainted again.

"Whether your heart is with me or not, I will always love you." After the release, the man cleaned his hair and found that the little raccoon's eyes were wet, and maybe he cried again.It seems to be too much, and he shouldn't be frightened like this, but he is not a master of Taoism, and there are always times when he can't control himself.

Thinking of it this way, the sense of guilt seemed to have eased a lot. He took out the collar and gently locked it around the raccoon's neck: "Now, you can't go anywhere."

Just when he was intoxicated by the weird desire to conquer and couldn't extricate himself, a system voice suddenly sounded in his ear: The random battlefield will start in 3 minutes, please get ready for the players in the third level of the god-killing game; God-killing game participating gods A total of 37 players, each god has 300-9100 players, with gods as units, the random battlefield adopts the same level cross-server point system, players fight against players, no NPC participates in the battle; players under the same god automatically form a team , I hope you will unite and cooperate to achieve the final victory; in addition, the addition and subtraction of individual points directly affect the total team points, one point will be added for killing one person, three points will be deducted for one death, ten points will be added for successfully capturing the treasure chest, and 50 points will be added for destroying the enemy's flag; finally , death in the battlefield will not rewind, the first team to score 2000 points will automatically win, and the team with three consecutive victories will directly enter the next level.

After the system reported the corresponding rules, 3 minutes soon passed, and a vortex appeared in the air, sucking him and Han Pangyuan together.

It turns out that besides the God of Time Traveling, there are so many other gods competing, the most being 9100 people, so I don't know how many people are involved in this game.The man's heart was full of doubts, he didn't have time to think carefully, he just thought instinctively, and finally came.

The lust just now was swept away, and he concentrated his energy, as if he was facing a formidable enemy.

"There are only 17 of us, and we brought a raccoon with us." Entering the preparation area, everyone had a few words on their heads, adding the words of Alan Turing, the god of time travel, in front of their names, probably In order to be different from other god players.It was Ying Ning who was talking, and he complained dissatisfiedly that there were four teams entering the third level, but Liu Lindong and the others only had two of them, not only at a disadvantage in terms of numbers, but also weak in combat effectiveness.

"Yingning?" There was a black bear standing in front of him, looking majestic and majestic. Beside him, it was either a lion, a tiger, or a cheetah, velociraptor, all beasts.

"This level is the beast arena, and we can fight in this shape." A snow-white wolf came out from the herd, it was Yue Ye: "You understand the rules just now, let me briefly say that the so-called God The killing game is not a single god made a game for us to play, but many gods manipulate the chess pieces in their hands to fight against other gods. Speaking of this, I think you all understand that we are those chess pieces. Leading us If God loses, we will all die, not a rollback, but a real death."

"What?" The scene was chaotic: "The God of Time Travel didn't mention these things when signing the contract."

"If I say so, will you still be fooled?" Yue Ye, who has participated in two games, looked very calm, and he glanced at everyone: "We are lucky, except for a raccoon, the rest are aggressive beasts , This level does not need to increase blood, but rampage is not enough, you must have a strategy. There are not many points for killing, and the important thing is to destroy other people's flags."

"You say, we listen to you." After a short period of confusion, the others also calmed down. After all, they are the vanguard, and they are not stupid to be able to enter the third level first.

"We are small in number, but most of them are fast-running predators that can surprise us." After Yue Ye finished speaking, he scanned around again: "Small and medium-sized cats and wolves are all here, and we will form a surprise team to attack other people's camps. Don't look at Liu Lindong, put your wife down, you are also a cat."

The man didn't turn into an animal in the game, but here he did, and he could see that he had a pair of spotted paws like a leopard, but no tail like a whip.He turned around, finally found a metal wall behind the preparation area, and looked at himself in the reflection.It has a slender body, brown fur with beautiful black spots, smaller than a cheetah, and two tufts of black hair on its ears: "Lynx?"

"Although it's small in size, it's just a very ferocious creature." Ying Ning also interjected, "Isn't it my business for the commando team? I can't run fast enough, the main attack?"

"Let the ligers and velociraptors attack, and you stay in the camp with lava turtles and raccoons to guard the flag." Yue Ye wanted to use heavy attackers to break through the defense line, and then the team made a surprise attack, leaving bears and crocodiles that could attack and defend in the camp for defense. As for the useless-looking raccoon, it's a big baby.

He leaned into Liu Lindong's ear and said a few words, the man nodded straightly: "This is the best, it's safe."

After finishing speaking, he walked towards Han Pangyuan and licked his fur gently until the little raccoon regained consciousness: "Now is not the time to be afraid, we must fight!"

The author has something to say: Yesterday was probably the worst day I had in the past six months. When I woke up in the morning, I was notified that someone reported me, saying that I used the method of writing meat to coerce readers to leave emails, so as to achieve the purpose of scoring points... Then JJ Deleted more than 800 of my comments in one day--that's fine, and I was told on the wall of BS that I can do nothing but write meat. I am simply mentally retarded, and my writing skills are worse than elementary school students. I don't know what this idiot can do Will be on the monthly list.

Then, I have been trying to find a place to put the meat. I tried more than a dozen blogs in the forum, but the results were not satisfactory. Finally, I opened a Q group with the number 154377185. There are people who want meat and want to discuss the plot with the author. Those who write articles can be added.In addition, Rourou is also put in the space, and a password is added, which can temporarily resist it for a while (the space was reported and closed for three months, who did I provoke? Keep reporting me, I open the public mailbox Change the password every day, and report me for pornography when I write a blog? Love -- leave an email and say I am scoring points)

Well, these are nothing. I started coding at noon and wrote all afternoon. My nephew came to play and pulled the power strip for me. The power was cut off, and the WPS was not saved for me.What, you say this is not bad luck?Hehehe, my weird little nephew even put super glue for mending shoes on the mouse. I was tricked as soon as I took it, and I had to go to the clinic to find someone to get it off for me.My hands are full of glue, and many places are broken. What makes me most angry is that after I came back, I was scolded by people and penguins, saying that I have lost my morals and wrote this kind of article that harms the world...

PS: Congratulations to Mr. "Unnamed" who guessed the lynx for the first time. You can ask Brother Dong to do something you like with Xiao Yuan.