You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Are you awake?" Liu Lindong only closed his eyes for a while, and soon woke up, but his face was full of tiredness.

Heartbroken for him, the little raccoon, unable to speak, had no choice but to press his head against the man's chest, rubbing it lightly, while making a sweet and sweet cry, and his paws tightly grasping his clothes.

"It's okay, I just haven't had a good rest these days." The two artifacts he obtained were clearly said to be refined from Han Pangyuan's chrysanthemums, but in fact, the God of Transmigration opened a cheat to give him the weapons that Ghana originally used.The artifact relies on the mental power of the holder to exert additional attack effects. When Garner was there, he had almost no additional burden. Now that the god has left, he must rely on his own strength to support the artifact, which is somewhat difficult.

"Chi-chi!" The raccoon hopped, slapping his paws on the place where his black tattoo was exposed: "Chi-chi!"

"Want to come in?" I knew he wanted to ask about tattoos, but the man didn't want to answer. He just pulled off his shirt and stuffed the hot raccoon inside: "Warm pack, don't make trouble, I'll sleep for a while."

The little raccoon twirled around inside Liu Lindong's clothes, sticking out its furry head from the collar.At this time, the man had already leaned against the big tree, closed his eyes and fell into a light sleep again.I don't know what he was worried about, Han Pangyuan always felt that he was not sleeping soundly, as if he would wake up at any time.Afraid of waking him up, he didn't dare to yell again, so he simply spread his limbs, put the softest part of his stomach against his lover's chest, and protected him with his warm belly.

Lin Dong, I really like you.

If he could talk, he would definitely repeat this confession over and over again.Say it every day, keep saying it, and never get bored.

When Liu Lindong woke up completely, it was already noon, and the mottled sunlight was printed on the grass, feeling like a world away.He felt a heavy lump in his chest and looked down, meeting the round eyes of the raccoon.

"Chi!" She stuck out her tongue and licked his face, like a long-haired puppy.

"Troublemaker." No matter what state Han Pangyuan is in, Liu Lindong doesn't mind, even if it's a chubby raccoon, he can still hold his little head and kiss it with forgetfulness.The tongue of a small raccoon is much smaller than that of a human, and its color is more pink, but because of the different evolutionary environment, the surface is very rough.The man kissed his mouth, and then buried his face on his stomach. The soft belly feels so good, it's like a high-end pillow.

Liu Lindong's childish movements are often when he is exhausted and needs to rest.

He sat for a while, then stood up, led the raccoon to find the letter, and continued with the long and troublesome errand task.

Finding things seems simple, but the forest area is large, and there are only a few letter papers scattered here and there, which is really annoying.To complete this task, you need to collect 99 pieces of letter paper. Ordinary people would have given up a long time ago. Fortunately, neither Liu Lindong nor Han Pangyuan is a grumpy guy. People who can calm down for a long time to think, draw or write have enough patience.

Relying on its petite stature, the raccoon nimbly crawled around in the bushes, and brought back several pieces of light blue letter paper in its mouth after a while.The two worked together, spent three hours, and finally completed this cheating task.

On the way back, the man touched his head: "Without Xiao Yuan, I don't know how long I'll be busy."

Does this mean I'm important?The raccoon looked up at his lover, who was like a hill to him.The gradually sinking sun was still glaring, Liu Lindong stood in the backlight, and couldn't see his expression clearly, but Han Pangyuan knew that he must have a smile on his lips.Because of this sentence, he also laughed, made a happy cooing sound, and climbed up the man's trouser legs.

Liu Lindong grabbed him with one hand and put him on his shoulder.The field of vision suddenly widened, but the little raccoon was still not satisfied, and climbed on top of the man's head and shouted: "Chi Chi Chi Chi!"

"Although I can't understand what you said, I seem to be very happy." No matter how ghostly his nature is and how distorted his personality is, it is limited to controlling and doing that kind of thing in principle.He does have a lot of weird needs in sex, but he will never hurt Han Fangyuan in his daily life. He is not only careful, but also a good man who does not smoke, drink or gamble.Moreover, excluding those intense games, he is indeed a gentle and considerate best partner: "As long as Xiao Yuan is happy, I am also happy."

Although Han Pangyuan has many shortcomings in character, such as weakness, lack of assertiveness, and indecision, he has one of the greatest advantages that he does not hold grudges.Even though the man treated him like that in the Crystal Round Tower, after hearing these simple heart-warming words, the simple-minded man still danced for joy, and even sang the song Chi Chi Chi, against the cheerful little guy, Liu Lindong Quickly returned to the village, handed the letter to the recipient, and exchanged it for a dirty eggshell fragment.The antelope thanked him again and again, turned around and went back to the house to write a letter, and poked his head out again after a while.

"Replying a letter is not prudent enough, I want to make some snacks and send it together." Obviously, the task cannot be completed so quickly, and the troublesome antelope begged again: "But, you see, I am writing a reply, so I would like to ask you to help me." Pick some fresh fruit. Delicious raspberries grow by the creek, and there are tall lemon trees at the foot of the mountain to the west, and get half a sack of flour, a pot of honey, and five bird eggs, and I will leave everything to you."

What you want is very simple, and the way to obtain it is not difficult, but you need to go a lot of wrong roads, which is a cumbersome task that wastes time, but you can't give up easily if you do this.

The little raccoon wagged its tail vigorously. In order to show that it was full of energy, it ran out first, chirping from afar.Liu Lindong packed up his belongings, worried that it was getting late and it would be dark when he came back, so he borrowed a magic lantern from Antelope.

The antelope was also very generous, and directly gave him a small spar that can glow by itself at night.

The spar was the size of a ping-pong ball, and when it wasn't lit it looked like a float glass ball, perfect for the collar I got from Toad.The man gestured and found that the size was just right, so he started to modify it, installing the small spar as an ornament.After finishing it, he caught the little raccoon that had run away, and regardless of his wishes, he just put on the collar: "It's very beautiful, it suits Xiao Yuan very well."

The collar is not tight, but it has a certain weight and is uncomfortable to hang around the neck.The raccoon couldn't get it off after pawing for a long time, so he looked at the man with tears in his eyes: "Hey!"

"You don't need to tie you up with this, and you will run around again immediately." The leash is about three meters long, and Liu Lindong buckles the end of the rope around his waist, so the little raccoon can only move around him.Wherever he goes, the little guy has to follow him, just like walking a dog.

"Chichi!" The raccoon protested without moving, bared its teeth, and slapped the ground with its little paws.

Don't want to wear a collar?I can't get used to this temper!

Regardless of whether he protested or not, Liu Lindong strode forward.The raccoon was dragged and rolled on the ground for a long time, making its hair dirty and scratched in many places.He was in pain and began to cry, but the man was determined to ignore him.The helpless Han Pangyuan finally compromised and got up and ran behind his buttocks, but he still whispered unwillingly: "啧..."

"Stop barking, be hungry." Even he felt hungry, let alone a raccoon that ate a lot.

The hot pig's trotters were placed in front of him, and the raccoon, who was jumping in anger just now, left his troubles behind and began to feast, very innocently.

After eating, the sky gradually darkened. Liu Lindong didn't dare to waste time, hugged the overfed meat ball in his arms, and hurried to the destination.Pick lemons first, then search for other must-haves, and finally head to the creek under the moonlight to pick a basket full of raspberries.On the way back, I found a few bird nests. The fresh eggs were slightly pink, as small as handicrafts.Although it was a game, Liu Lindong was not willing to loot it all. He only took one or two eggs from each nest, so as to give some hope to his hard-working parents.

It's just that the raccoon was greedy, so he ate one on the spot and licked his mouth for more.Han Pangyuan absolutely refused to eat raw eggs, but after turning into a raccoon, his sense of taste was also affected, and he felt that bird eggs were particularly delicious.

Seeing him drooling in vain, the man touched another one for him.

The way he eats the egg is very cute, the pointed end knocks a small hole, holds it with two small paws, and drinks the delicious food inside, very cute.I like to see this action, the man feeds him one after another, until the raccoon burps after eating, he touches his head: "Go back."

I just handed things over to Antelope, and before I had time to take on the follow-up mission, the system voice that had been silent for a day suddenly sounded: The random battlefield of the third level of the god-killing game will open in 90 seconds, players please get ready.

The battlefield is finally here!

The original random battlefield three times a day was changed to one game per day after changing the rules due to too many people and difficult grouping.And the direct promotion of winning three games in a row can be changed to accumulating certain points in exchange for keywords. Points are bound to players. Each victory can get 10 points, and the loser can also get 1 point as a consolation reward. Accumulate 100 points It can be exchanged for keywords of any level.Even if you don't get enough points for this level, you can save them for later use.

In other words, the random battlefield is no longer limited to the third level, but will expand to other levels.

"Strangle me to death!" Players are sent into the Crystal Round Tower to wait for the battle to begin. The surrounding environment is the same as last time, except that it is not beasts but humans that gather in twos and threes.

Han Pangyuan changed from a raccoon to a human. Not only was he naked, but he also had a collar tied around his neck. Because the neck of a raccoon was different in thickness from that of a human, he was almost strangled to death by the collar.Liu Lindong thought it was funny, but couldn't let go of it, so he went over and loosened a few buttonholes for him, still holding the leash in his hand.

"Hero, why does your wife wear a collar every time she comes on stage? Hey, don't play too much, I'm going to spit out a nosebleed." Yingning's voice has always been loud, and she doesn't know how to modify , and waved at Liu Lindong from a long distance, attracting crowds of onlookers.Unable to tell whether it was an enemy or a friend, several eyes shot at the two who wanted to keep a low profile. The man was fine, but Han Pangyuan was anxious and angry, and he didn't know what to do in a panic.

He lowered his head in shame and covered the key parts with his hands, wishing to die immediately.

"Liu Lindong, last time was great, and this time we will go all out to beat the Evil God team." Someone yelled, and many people followed suit: "That's right, we'll get off to a good start this time as well."

It seems to be directly divided into the evil god team and the gods team. The enemy players are not here, and the players in the crystal round tower are all friendly units.A kind-hearted person handed Han Pangyuan a windbreaker. As soon as he took it, the man snatched it away: "It is better to be naked than to wear other people's clothes."

"You!" He endured the collar, but he couldn't let him run around naked, no matter what, he had to have a fig leaf.

However, probably because he was so angry that he couldn't utter complete words, and his breath was choked in his chest, so he just let go of his hands and watched as much as he liked, anyway, he was not a woman, and he would not lose his flesh after just a few glances.

He calmed down, but Liu Lindong was a little irritable.

What men love is Xiao Yuan's bewildered, fearful and ashamed eyes, hiding behind him like a frightened little rabbit, definitely not the current self-defeating look.With an unknown fire in his heart, Liu Lindong was still patient, took off his shirt and put it on for him, but Han Pangyuan, who was angry, lost his temper and threw it away: "I have it myself!"

He poked his forehead, summoned the long purple dress through Huadian, and yelled at the surroundings: "What are you looking at, I haven't seen a Middle Eastern dancer before."

"Pfft." Ying Ning laughed so hard that her face cramped, and she lifted his two translucent cloths to look left and right: "It's really strange that Middle Eastern dancers still have handles. Come on, let me dance a little white chicken and throw it back and forth." dance."

"You actually said that I am small, show me clearly, the erection length is 12.5cm, which is obviously 1.5mm larger than the average size of Chinese people!" Regardless of the surrounding people watching, he rushed towards the opponent like a small steel cannon. , but the tall Ying Ning held his forehead with one hand, and the short-handed and short-footed Han Pangyuan couldn't hit the opponent anyway, causing a burst of laughter.

"It turns out that the average value of the Chinese people has been lowered by you." Ying Ning raised her eyebrows triumphantly, trying to tease him: "Master, I am weaker than you, why don't you stick your butt over and try?" Try to see if I am mighty or your man is mighty."

"Bastard..." I don't know if it's because he's been a raccoon for a long time, but Han Pangyuan grabbed Ying Ning's hand and bit it down.

"Don't bite, I don't feel any pain." Liu Lindong didn't stop the noise, but looked away.Ying Ning, who was not in the mood, withdrew his hand, and immediately frowned: "Fuck, these guys leveled up fast enough, and they caught up again."

Following their gazes, Han Pangyuan grumbled inwardly.There was a group of people standing by the wall, among them was the handsome blond man who was very conspicuous, it was Michelle who couldn't be shaken off, and beside him was an even more eye-catching figure - absolutely charming with a gas mask!