You can't hurt the author who wears meat

Chapter 33 Come on, let's just make noodles...

Damn, this guy definitely did it on purpose!

Looking at the idiot who was full of spring, bouncing and running forward with two white buttocks, Liu Lindong was suddenly furious, feeling that he had been tricked.

"Lin Dong has turned into a lynx, a lynx with a short tail and a fat butt, la la la." However, a certain idiot didn't notice the active volcano that was about to erupt behind him at all, and he still had a frightened expression on his face Carrying forward the brain-damaged spirit, he happily sang nursery rhymes: "One Lin Dong and one Lin Dong, run fast. There are no big dicks, no round balls, it's so strange, so strange!"

You don't have JJ and Dan. Liu Lindong was so angry that he pounced on him and pinned him down with his front paws.

The weight of the lynx combined with the force of the impact caused the unsuspecting Han Pangyuan to fall to the ground, and the nosebleed that had finally stopped was gurgling out like spring water.He covered his mouth and nose, his brows were knotted in pain, and howled ghostly: "Liu Lindong, you beast, what should you do if your face is disfigured, it hurts me to death!"

Knowing the pain still provokes me, if you don't teach you a lesson, you will never know who the master is!

Although I thought so in my heart, I still feel sorry for this idiot.The lynx lowered its head without hesitation, and repeatedly licked his face and neck to help him clean up the blood.

The taste of blood diffused in his mouth. I don't know whether it was because he became a beast or because he loved him too much, but the fishy liquid became delicious.Lynx licked his lips, turned Han Pangyuan over, and scraped his face with his rough tongue.The person under him seemed to want to push him away, he was annoyed by this slight resistance, he roared, firmly grasped the opponent's shoulder with his claws, and continued to lick the blood on his neck.

"Lin Dong!" The sharp claws sank into the flesh, more blood poured out from the shoulder, Han Pangyuan felt a sharp pain, and struggled desperately.

Looking at the bright red, a certain longing rose from the bottom of Lynx's heart.

He couldn't distinguish the sounds around him, his mind went blank, and he acted only on instinct.Han Pangyuan's mouth opened and closed, talking about something he didn't know, and he wasn't interested in exploring it, all his attention was on his fair neck.The light blue blood vessels are hidden under the skin that can be broken with a blow, and you can bite through it with just one sip, and drink the deliciousness inside!

"It's so perverted, it even licks my nosebleeds, it's not disgusting." Angrily, Han Pangyuan grabbed the lynx's front paws, bent his knees suddenly, kicked off the weight with his feet, and escaped from the restriction in embarrassment.

His shoulder was scratched, and the wounds were deep. The dark red flesh turned out, and his teeth were grinning in pain.Not only that, but he was terribly frightened, with a look of unresolved shock, but Liu Lindong stared at him with the eyes of a beast that had been hungry for half a month, which made people shudder.He swallowed, and backed away slowly, thinking about what to do when the lynx pounced on him, how to fight with human hands against fangs and claws, but there were no weapons around, not even branches and sticks.

"Lin Dong, calm down, my meat doesn't taste good at all. Think about it, I also liked to eat raw eggs when I became a raccoon, but this behavior is only influenced by animal nature, and you don't really need it. "It's too painful to be eaten alive, he doesn't want to die like this, even if the other party is his lover, it won't work!

I don't know if this sentence has reached Liu Lindong's ears, but Han Pangyuan can't stand anymore, unable to confront the murderous beast, he chose the skill he is best at - fleeing in a panic.

Run again, am I so scary?

Liu Lindong stretched like a real big cat, and then sharpened his paws on the rocks until those retractable sharp tools became gleaming and extremely sharp.Then, he looked at the little black spot that had run away and smacked his lips, carefully savoring the bloody smell that hadn't dissipated in his mouth.This smell did arouse his primitive animal nature, but it was not enough to tear Xiao Yuan's flesh.

Although the idea of ​​letting the other party become a part of oneself, becoming an inseparable flesh and blood to survive, to truly merge into one, and to achieve the same from the spirit to the body is very beautiful.But if you eat it, it's gone.

Eat his flesh, drink his blood, chew his bones into dregs, and finally devour them all!

Just fantasizing like this made him excited enough, but what about after eating up?Eating Han Pangyuan may bring temporary supreme enjoyment, but what will be faced next will only be infinite emptiness.The person who will never come back, the smile that will never appear again, as long as he thinks that that stupid idiot will leave him forever, Liu Lindong is in pain.So, he doesn't like this combination.

He stood up slowly and walked towards the task site.

Han Pangyuan, who was one step ahead, had already arrived at the antelope's house, lying on the edge of the well to wash his face, and then awkwardly applied medicine to his shoulders. While he was busy, the lynx walked in.Feeling that the beast was approaching, he shook instinctively, but still showed a heartless smile, and handed the leash of the collar to Lynx: "Here, if you bite, I won't run away."

Liu Lindong bit the end of the rope unceremoniously, and walked out with the idiot who had already received the follow-up mission.Usually people walk animals, but today animals walk people, it feels very different.

Han Pangyuan was originally unable to communicate, and Liu Lindong would not ask him why he suddenly attacked something absolutely charming, so he chose to eat candy and become a human.But when he got to the swamp and the two big dogs started to have sex with no one else, he regretted it with a disheveled face, and looked at the lynx with a guilty conscience: "Well, we can't participate in the battlefield, so we didn't go to the random battlefield to unify the form." This is my chance... Doesn't it mean that if I don't do it once like this, the task will not be completed?"

He looked into the golden eyes of the lynx, his legs softened, he fell to the ground, and stammered: "Actually, I don't think... the task is that important, isn't it... even if we don't do the task, as long as we work hard together, we can get it." To the key word...so...let's give up."

He became more and more confused, speaking incoherently, and was overwhelmed by the lynx, lying on the soft mud.

"Liu Lindong!" roared, and a complex emotion came to my heart.They are all men, why is there such a big difference in strength, and the inescapable embarrassment made him feel ashamed.

The two of them did it once when they were both animals. They were both beasts, so the pressure in their hearts was not so great.Now a human being and a beast, the matter of mating has completely broken through Han Pangyuan's moral bottom line.As the spirit of all things, he couldn't accept that he had a relationship with an animal anyway, and his self-esteem didn't allow him to breathe under the lynx, so he resisted desperately.But the more he refused, Liu Lindong desperately suppressed him, leaving countless scratches on the opponent's body with his claws, showing no mercy at all.

The chase and the confrontation of power lasted for a long time...

In the end, Han Pangyuan, who was exhausted, lay on the ground covered with bruises, and said desperately: "Hurry up, or I will greet your whole family!"

Finally giving in, Lynx showed an imperceptible smile, grabbed the hair on the nape of his neck, and made him lie on all fours on the ground.Then, he walked behind Han Pangyuan, stuck out his tongue, and licked the entrance that hadn't been opened yet.

Han Pangyuan pressed his face on his arms, raised his buttocks high, and his raised back revealed a beautiful line, which is really a beautiful scenery.He panted fiercely, his shoulders were shaking, even though he was ashamed and rejected, his body, which had been thoroughly developed by the man, accepted the lynx's tongue tremblingly.The hole that was closed just now bloomed like a flower, gradually revealing the tender pink flesh inside, which was very attractive.

The lynx's eyes seemed to be shining, and he watched the position with an expression of contentment, not letting go of the slightest squirm and contraction.He used his paws to break apart the buttocks, then brought his head up, his tongue bit by bit into the tunnel with a small thorn.

"Ah—" Unbearable, the hasty scream gave birth to the man's bestiality.He couldn't bear it anymore, he lubricated carefully, and slowly covered his lover's body.

The soft hair on the abdomen is attached to Han Pangyuan's back, which is very different from human skin. The soft and comfortable hair makes him tremble violently, and he can withstand the slow invasion of things completely different from the usual males.The spines unique to felines made him scream, which was even more unbearable than when he was a raccoon. He shook his waist from side to side, trying to get rid of the distressed emotions, but no matter what he did, he couldn’t let the meat column deeply embedded in his body slip out .

"Ahh... Lin..." The hair stuck to his back, and a strange feeling came over him like a tide, overwhelming and unstoppable.

As long as you open your mouth, you will let out a moan that makes your face flushed.

I can't understand what the man is thinking, I can only feel that he is slamming into his body blindly, crazier and more intense than when he was a human.The speed and the degree of depth are different, and the feeling they bring is also different. The stimulation is obviously much stronger, and of course it is also very comfortable, but this combination is so weird that Han Pangyuan is at a loss.He didn't know whether he should be happy or not, and the guilt of mating made him suppress his instincts, but his body always went against his will, constantly swaying and asking for more.

"Uh, uh..." He lay on the ground like a puppy, raised his buttocks high, to meet the sprint of the lynx.

Because the things that penetrated into his body had flesh spines, every time they were pulled out, a circle of tender meat would be brought out, and then they would all be squeezed in with the momentum.Although he couldn't see the back, he could still imagine the tragic scenes of coming in and out, but the infinite joy made Han Pangyuan shake his waist uncontrollably, yearning for his man: "Ah, ah, it's too late..."

"Lin Dong..." He called out his lover's name loudly, even if he didn't get a response, Han Pangyuan kept repeating the word.It seems that these two words have magic power and can give him strength.

He was panting out of breath, his knees sank into the soft mud, his hands and thighs were stained with black, icy soil, and the fiery fur on his back was firmly covering him, in a fusion of hot and cold, Han Pangyuan's sanity was shattered, and his brain went blank.There was a burst of heat in the lower abdomen, and the pulses were all concentrated in one place. The pleasure that burst out deep in the body spread throughout the whole body. Without touching the front, he reached the orgasm only from the back.

When Han Pangyuan erupted, he couldn't help but tighten the muscles in his back. A few minutes later, Liu Lindong was also forced out of his essence.

After it was done, the man was not in a hurry to pull out the male penis, they stuck together to feel each other's breath and heartbeat until the penis came off automatically.

He licked the exhausted idiot's face, tendered it for a while before going to the toad to hand over the task, and exchanged another small eggshell fragment.Then he lay beside Han Pangyuan and covered his body with his fur. When he had enough rest, the two continued on their way.

After doing it once, Lynx was satisfied, but Han Pangyuan felt very tired.He was led by the lynx, his legs that were not closed were widely spread apart, and he walked forward in an indecent posture.

"Lin Dong, my butt hurts." After walking for a while, he began to complain and stayed on the side of the road, refusing to move.

The man looked back at him, and there was nothing he could do. If he was in human form, he could hug him and carry him on his back, but how could he help him walk now.A lynx is not a big cat and cannot carry an adult, even if he is petite.

Of course Han Pangyuan knew what was going on, but he just didn't want to move. He was stabbed once by a meat stick full of barbs. Now his back hurts so much that he can't straighten up. He just wants to lie on a warm bed and sleep.He was rambunctious, coquettish, rolling around with his mouth pouted, staining his fair skin with yellow mud: "My back hurts so much that I can't straighten up, I won't go, I won't take a step!"

However, sleeping in the wild will catch cold.As soon as the cold wind blew, he shrank into a ball, trembling tremblingly.

Seeing that he refused to move even if he died, Liu Lindong didn't want to embarrass him. He walked over and gently covered his body exposed to the night wind, using his warm fur to shield him from the wind and cold.With the electric blanket of human flesh, Han Pangyuan smiled knowingly, clamped the lynx with his legs, and made an inch of it: "I usually wait for you to sleep, but today it's your turn to accompany me. I want to sleep until I wake up naturally. Don't wake me up halfway." .”

As if to say yes, Lynx embraced him lovingly, staring at his lover who fell asleep for three seconds in the cool grassland at night.

This idiot must not be able to live without him, he doesn't even have the basic ability to survive, and he has to be taken care of when he eats, drinks, and sleeps.However, even such a troublesome guy, he still likes to die.No matter what he does, his smile always appears in front of his eyes, and even when he is creating, his mind is all about him.

Thinking about it now, how much perseverance did he use to endure the seven years of parting.I really can't believe that I will deliberately use indifference to protect each other, it is more difficult than death.Fortunately, everything passed.

Xiaoyuan, I really love you!

He smiled, put his head on Han Pangyuan's face, and slowly closed his eyes.While sex is an essential sublime process, it feels good to just lay quietly together like this.

After a few hours of sleep, both of them had a good rest and continued on their way after eating some pig's trotters.Han Pangyuan knew that he was willful and insisted on resting when he was in a hurry, but he was really tired and needed to relax, otherwise he might not be able to last.Now that he was full of sleep and had a good meal, he finally regained his vitality and walked ahead energetically to continue this boring and tedious errand task.

The next process is the same as the first letter delivery. It is also to find the letter paper that was blown away, then collect various cake materials, and finally change the reply letter and send it to the kangaroo.

Then, the begging kangaroo continued to say: "Come on, good-hearted people, and deliver the letter for me again!"

It seems that the Void Warehouse cannot be obtained until all four letters have been sent, so the hard-working duo had no choice but to go on the road again.Fortunately, both of them were more patient than ordinary people, they didn't show any signs of rage, and ran the map calmly.However, this time, Han Pangyuan didn't pretend to be smart enough to swallow the candy. He watched Liu Lindong turn into a human, and said seriously: "I can't turn into a little raccoon this time, and I will die if there is a human X beast again."

"If you want to turn into a raccoon, I really can't do anything to you." The man took the conversation coldly, put the leash in his hand, pulled it sharply, and said with a little displeasure: "It's still messy with a collar on." Run, tell me, how should I punish you this time!"

"Why do you still remember this?" Han Pangyuan groaned, his buttocks tensed up in fright: "Should we concentrate on doing the task and leave this level earlier?"

"Indeed." The man nodded: "But the punishment must not be less."

"I owe it first." The idiot laughed, very annoying.

"There's nothing I can do about you." He wouldn't really do anything to him, Liu Lindong smiled himself, shook his head, held his hand, and the two walked towards their destination together.Because I have done it twice, the task is already familiar, go to the swamp to have sex, and then come back to find letter paper and collect cake ingredients in one go.They didn't go wrong and didn't waste too much time. It took them only two days to deliver all the remaining letters and collect all the 12 yuan eggshell fragments.

When the last letter was handed over to the kangaroo, they finally moved to the empty warehouse they had dreamed of.

At the same time, the long-lost system voice sounded in time: Congratulations to players Liu Lindong and Han Pangyuan for obtaining keywords and entering the next level.

"The key word this time is patience. I don't think most players will complete such a cumbersome task honestly. I can't think of anything else to do besides testing patience." Seeing the God of Time Traveling again, Han Pengyuan spoke first .

"That's right, it's patience." God smiled reassuringly, "You have experienced courage and responsibility, and you have proved yourself to be brave, to shoulder heavy responsibilities, and to take on responsibilities, but these alone are not enough. Our life is not There are stormy waves every day, and not always face the choice of life and death. More days are ordinary, even lifeless daily life. In order to support the family, run around for a living, and meet people with a smile on the pressure, too many trivial things make people Pain and trouble.Many people quarrel over little things, and finally break the heart of the people who really care about you. This is the result of lack of patience. In fact, people just need a little more time to think, calm down, and they will find things It's not that bad."

God paused, and continued, "I just want you to know that even if happiness is just a thread, you should pull it out patiently, and finally weave it into a sweater."

"That's really good." Han Pangyuan clapped his hands: "As expected of the god of time travel, he has first-class eloquence."

"Don't mock me, I know you got the memory of the Gita." Sighing, the God of Transmigration shrugged helplessly: "The Gita hates me to death, so should you too."

"He is him, I am me, don't confuse them, he can't represent my thoughts!" Han Pangyuan retorted angrily because he didn't like being regarded as a copy of the Gita. Will say more exaggerated words.

Afterwards, he changed the subject and cared about his own problem: "Also, when will my memory be restored?"

Although he could remember the Gita, he still couldn't remember everything about Liu Lindong, which made him very upset.

"Impolite fellow." The God of Transmigration picked out his ear, ignored his question, and said to the man, "The first three levels belong to the novice area, and you will only meet my subordinates, so it's safe. But from the next Enter the comprehensive server from the beginning of the level. Not only will you encounter many active attacking NPCs, but also players from other gods. Killing other gods can add a lot of experience and explode equipment. Be careful if you hold artifacts been targeted."

"Understood." Liu Lindong didn't have any feelings of exclusion for him, probably because Garner and Alan Turing were very good, not as incompatible as the Gita.

"Okay, let's stop talking nonsense, please enter the next level—the route of desire is waiting for you." After a brief explanation, the God of Transmigration left in a hurry, and at the end he didn't say when Han Pangyuan's memory would recover.

"Don't worry, even if I can't remember the past, I still love Lin Dong." Walking into the transfer station, Han Pangyuan immediately expressed his concern, the man said that I knew, and then tied a small pocket that could hold a lot of items on his hand: " Don’t you love to collect junk the most, Void Warehouse will store things for you.”

"Everything is broken, it's all treasure." After picking up his various gadgets from the lost and found, and stuffing them all into a small bag that was only the size of a mobile phone, he showed a satisfied look: "It's great, I don't feel any weight at all." , It’s really a good thing.”

The advantage of being a fool is that it is difficult to keep worrying. In a few seconds, he has come out of the trouble of not being able to restore his memory, with a bright smile like a sunflower.

Suddenly, Liu Lindong's heart felt hot, he cupped his face, as if he couldn't get enough of it, and kissed him fiercely: "You fascinate me."

"Is this a compliment?" Hugging the man's neck, Han Pangyuan's eyes were also a little blurred. In fact, he was not quite sure what Liu Lindong was thinking.Sometimes he is gentle and considerate, sometimes he is very hurtful, and more often he is a control freak, saying that he is moody does not wrong him at all.But there is only such a person, who treats him well and sometimes badly, but he still loves him so much, until his chest hurts, until he dies...

"Of course." Looking at him and loving him, Liu Lindong was filled with happiness, and couldn't help saying a few words of truth: "In my heart, you are irreplaceable."

"It's so disgusting, let's go, I'm looking forward to the next level, being a pirate is my life's dream." I dare not continue to be gentle, otherwise I will definitely do it at the transit station.They came out of the tunnel and came to a bay. The endless sea looked magnificent under the sun.The sound of the waves came and went, and Han Pangyuan let out a wow-wah admiration, and ran towards the beach: "It's great, here I come to the sea, here I come to the route of desire, this time I want to be the coolest, strongest and most domineering pirate in the world, and dominate world!"

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