You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"You crazy dog, don't let go of my elder brother!" Han Pangyuan refused to let go, Tianqing was in a hurry, and hurried to pinch his mandible, who knew Absolutely Charming waved his hand: "It's none of your business, go and put the boat cover on!" good."

"Brother, he..." Not daring to disobey the order, Tianqing swallowed the last part of the sentence, and slowly pushed the raft into the water with the other brothers.Han Pangyuan only felt swaying for a while, and his back touched the coldness penetrating in the gap, and then the sound of sea waves rang in his ears, which became more and more intense.He looked around uneasily, and found that the small raft had sailed about ten meters away, slowly approaching a civilian ship with a gas mask flag.

When the water level was slightly deeper, Tianqing fixed the raft with a cable and put the other end on the stern of the civilian ship.

"Pervert, what on earth are you trying to do!" He was anxious, and finally let go, his mouth was full of blood.Absolutely Charming looked at the index finger that was bitten to the bone, and instead of being angry, he laughed happily: "Take you for a ride."

After speaking, he also returned to the boat, leaving Han Pangyuan, who was tightly tied up, lying on the raft staring blankly.After a while, the boat began to speed up, dragging the raft towards the deep sea.

"Bastard, let me go!" Because he is close to the sea, the splashing waves hit his head from time to time, making him very wet and uncomfortable, coupled with the feathers embedded in his body and the bumps of fast sailing, all this made Han Fangyuan very nauseous .He suppressed the turmoil in his heart and distracted his attention by yelling: "Bastard, pervert, if you don't let me go, I will kill you."

"The limp little pig's hooves still want to kill?" The pervert lying leisurely on the stern of the boat, wearing a mask, was so happy that he almost flew up: "I don't mind if you pinch me to death with your back, but if I go in now, it will be uncomfortable." It's you. Be good, bear with me, and I will satisfy you when the artifact comes out."

"Pervert, shameless, bastard, die!" Han Pang was so angry that he couldn't get out of his trap, so he could only show off his prestige.

However, his talent for swearing was not at full capacity, and the few words he repeated over and over again were neither lethal nor impactful.Absolutely Charming just stood there and let him scold, then poked his ears and said casually: "I don't even know how to scold you, what should I do with you. Oh my, how can I let go of the expression of asking me to bully you?" Anyway, how about we take a detour to Shark Bay?"

Hearing the word Shark Bay, Han Pangyuan immediately shut up.

When I checked the map with the game manager, I saw this area. It is a high-risk map of the skeleton level, and all the elite monsters above level 25 are wandering in it.The experience of these monsters is five times that of ordinary monsters. It is difficult to kill them, but they can explode the best equipment. It requires the cooperation of two or three teams to farm safely and efficiently.If Absolutely Charming breaks in on a whim and the harem is unimaginable, it is estimated that even the raft and the boat will be gnawed clean.

"Oh!" Not wanting to provoke him, he swallowed the rest of the words.

Lin Dong is still missing, but he did not die. Han Pangyuan vowed that he would never die here, dragging the man down!

Hold back, isn't it just to be humiliated by him, and you won't lose a piece of meat, just treat it as a mad dog barking.With Ah Q in his body, he stopped making a sound, collapsed on the raft, closed his eyes, and fell into a trance like an old monk.No one was bickering, she was absolutely charming and bored, she yawned, and swaggered back to rest in the cabin.

"Brother, say something that shouldn't be said. If you didn't deliberately take a detour to save that idiot, we would have arrived at the graveyard of the pirate king." Without panicking: "I know you want an artifact, but that thing depends on luck. If you can't make it once, you will keep it with you?"

"Then take it with you, for fear that he will steal your food." Patting Brother Afraid on the shoulder, the absolutely charming tone was still the same: "Don't worry, if you have a bite to eat, you won't be hungry."

"Who told you this!" Slapping off the hand on the shoulder, he continued indignantly with a brother's resentment: "It was you who persuaded Michelle to give up the artifact, and you were the one who got him back , do you really think that everyone doesn’t know what you think? I think you just like that stupid pig, but unfortunately this piece of pig who can run doesn’t like you, and only Liu Lindong who cheats in his heart.”

"Tianqing!" The sparks of conflict filled the air. She was absolutely charming and didn't say anything. Instead, Tianxue couldn't stand it anymore and elbowed her reckless younger brother: "Brother always has a reason to do things. When is it your turn?" questioned."

"Doubt?" Sneered, "Isn't what I said the truth?"

"That's all right, all right, why are you arguing? We've collected all the drifting bottles, and put together half of the map. The progress is much faster than others. Even if it's delayed for a few days, it's okay." Pushing in the cabin, he turned his head and said to his eldest brother: "It's normal for people to have emotions and desires after eating whole grains. It's okay if you really like that pig, but it's not good to bully him like this all the time. I'm afraid he would rather kill himself by biting his tongue then." I refuse to come with you."

"Haha, you bastard, you are full of unhealthy thoughts." He ended the conversation in a perfunctory manner, and when his brothers left the main cabin, he put away his smile, leaned on the chair and sighed: "Even I'm going to become an idiot... ..."

Regarding Han Pangyuan, it is a bit far-fetched to say that he likes it, but he is absolutely charming and does care about this idiot.

At that time, he had just entered the game, and only after he figured out the basic rules, an announcement popped up about the player's acquisition of hidden skills and artifacts.

Out of desire and curiosity for victory, he immediately clicked on the profiles of the two people. The one who got the artifact was a tall man with an angry face. His appearance was impeccable, but what really caught his attention was his stupid appearance ordinary people.His attributes are frighteningly low, and several of them are negative, and his initial skills are even more ridiculous, eating pig's trotters, which is simply useless.I don't know why, but just looking at the photo of the guy staring at the front in fear, his heart is pounding.

It looked a lot like the hamster he used to have.

Small, very timid, it always hugs white melon seeds with its front paws and eats fiercely. Whenever someone passes by, it will be scared and play dead.Its body is almost as fat as a ball, trembling and paralyzed on the pile of shavings, its two small claws are still firmly grasping the melon seeds, and the appearance of refusing to throw away the food even pretending to be dead makes people laugh.

When seeing Han Pangyuan for the first time, Absolutely Charming's image of him hugging a pig's trotter, with tears in his eyes, choked up and ate meat.

"Interesting, come back and play for a few days." He said this, and then put it into action.

It's just that a pet with insufficient brain capacity is easy to deceive, and there is an unusually fierce owner by his side, so the arrest operation is not so smooth.No, it was a complete failure.

It was the first time that Absolutely Charming lost so thoroughly. Of course, this had a lot to do with his underestimation of his opponent.He has received professional training and has a lot of practical experience, but he was caught off guard by two laymen, which is an indelible shame.After his brothers backed out, he carefully adjusted his strategy, formed a long-range mage, and got some rare props.As soon as he entered the second level, he couldn't wait for the upgrade and started to implement the revenge plan, once beating Liu Lindong to the ground.It's a pity that Cheng Yaojin was killed halfway, and the appearance of Yingning's team made his second attack come to naught.

After that, it is the road of upgrading where you chase after me. When he meets Han Pangyuan on the battlefield, this guy has been completely reborn...

"Are you dead? Do you want to pull you up?" After a while, a few hours later, the sun had already set, and the cold wind on the sea was blowing, and the chill was penetrating to the bone.Absolutely charming leaning on the ship's side, admiring Han Pangyuan's suffering expression, his voice was intoxicated: "If you don't say anything, I don't know what you want."

"Bah, you died and I didn't die, you shameless pervert!" He was still able to let out a full-bodied roar, and he seemed to be in good spirits.

"Very well, I just like your refusal to give in. If you are willing to be so stubborn all the time, I will not come to force you, but we have wasted a lot of time to save you, and there are still important things to do right now I have to go somewhere right away, and I have to take a short cut. I think you will like Shark Bend, such an exciting trip is once in a lifetime, enjoy it.” He smiled slightly, and tapped his fingers on the wooden side of the boat, The pleasurable sound that came out of the throat was hair-raising.

Han Pangyuan stared at him, his teeth itching with hatred, but he couldn't guess the expression under the mask, he could only feel his interest.

Absolutely charming distorted personality, extreme behavior, and the degree of obsession with things outside the body is shocking.Offending this kind of person, he will bear the grudge for the rest of his life, and even if he chases him to the ends of the earth, he will have to pay back twice as much.Although in some respects, Liu Lindong and him are the same kind of people, but Han Pangyuan knows their essential difference. Liu Lindong will not hurt him, so this person is not necessarily the case.

He really wanted to grit his teeth and put on a dignified look, but this kind of resistance would only arouse the other party's desire to wreak havoc.

"You have to think clearly, if I die once, it will be a big deal to go back to level 1. What I lose is time. It's different for you, and the magic weapon is gone." After hesitating for a while, Han Pangyuan clenched his fists and took a deep breath. Decided to let go of the worthless dignity and deal with it to the end.

"That's true." Absolutely charming nodded: "If you die, all my efforts will be in vain."

After entering the third level, he received a time-limited task. He had to collect a certain number of drifting bottles within the specified time and spell out half a map to unlock the follow-up.This task seems not difficult, but looking for a small bottle in the vast sea is a chore that tests patience and requires luck.His boat was aimlessly trying its luck, and then encountered the distressed Han Pangyuan, who looked weak and embarrassed on a raft of scraps of wood, and Liu Lindong was not with him.

This is obviously a great opportunity to get your hands on a long-lost pet.But when the time-limited task came to the last juncture, there was not much time left, so he could only count the minutes and seconds. He really had no energy to waste with him, so he could only go to the big things at hand first.

After finishing the map and returning to the scene of the accident, Han Pangyuan had long since disappeared.But it is absolutely fascinating to know that he is not dead, because his name is still in the third level, but he is missing.

In order to find this idiot, he studied the direction of the wind, spent two full days, searched all over the waters that he might have drifted through, and finally found a blackened pig's trotter on a small island.He must be exhausted, and he didn't notice that anyone came to him. He was absolutely charming and lovingly pushed back the hair on his forehead. He looked at the wheat-colored face in a daze, and thought to himself, this guy is still better looking, but dark. Skin appears more lively and energized...

"I'm your mother, the sun, don't pull me up!" Absolutely charming thoughts had already drifted to other places, and they were suddenly dragged back to reality by a scream.

Taking a closer look, the raft seemed to have been hit by something violently, one corner was broken, and the small raft was bumping on the water.Han Pangyuan couldn't move, he could only feel the strong impact, and his face turned pale with fright.

"Pig trotters, be careful!" Going to Shark Bend is a lie to scare Han Pangyuan, of course he won't really drive there, but there is indeed a huge black shadow lurking under the sea surface, waiting for an opportunity.Absolutely Charming doesn't know what it is, but his gut tells him it's dangerous.At this moment, the black shadow under the water rose suddenly, lifted the raft four or five meters high, and fell heavily again.

"Ahhhhhhh——" The raft fell from a high place, sank into the water, and took a long time to float up.The sense of weightlessness and suffocation caused Han Pangyuan to scream so loudly that even he himself was startled: "Bastard, if you don't save me, I will be eaten!"

The huge monster only protruded a little from the surface of the water, and it was already as big as an offshore drilling platform. I don't know how amazing the body hidden in the sea is, and I can't see what it is.

What kind of monster is this? Absolutely Charming cursed inwardly. Without thinking about other issues, he quickly threw off his coat and jumped into the sea.The rope connecting the raft and the boat broke during the collision, and the small raft rolled over in the waves, threatening to be overturned at any time.Regardless of Tianqing's call, he swam desperately in the waves, and finally caught Han Pangyuan who was drifting with the tide.

"It's okay." He swiftly cut off the shackles that bound the little pig's feet, and then hugged him, who was frightened and pale, in his arms. The whole movement was done in one go, without any sense of disobedience.

Han Pangyuan can't swim, and has a natural fear of water. He was tied up again just now, and he was ups and downs in the water without any resistance. He was really terrified.Maybe because he was still in shock, he didn't push away the perverted embrace of the mask, but grabbed his arm tightly. This small movement made Absolutely Charming very proud: "Remember, who is the one who will stay by your side when you are in danger? .”

"That's nice to say, if you hadn't caught me, there would have been so much trouble?" He was so angry that he had nowhere to vent his anger, he raised his head and gave the instigator a hard look, panting: "I still don't think of a way to get out of this place." Ghost place!"

"Yes, yes, you really have a big temper." Their boat was not fast, and they could only pray that the sea monsters were full, but they just passed by: "I said, why don't you even say thank you."

"Oh, thank you, it's better to feed the fish." A standard white eye.

Do you just hate me that much? Absolutely Charming shook her head helplessly, didn't say anything, just gestured to Tianqing.The boat sailed towards them quickly, the ladder was thrown down, swaying in the wind and waves.Han Pangyuan still looked angry, but he didn't have the backbone to refuse help, so he could only lie on the pervert's back and let him swim to the side of the boat with his back.

"Slow to death, hurry up." Holding his butt, he managed to send the clumsy Han Pangyuan up, and the absolute charmer who was still submerged in the water felt a premonition that something bad was about to happen.

He quickly climbed onto the deck and directed the ship to turn, so as to leave this ominous place.

After a while, the waves became more violent, the water shook abnormally, and a powerful force pushed their boat more than ten meters away.White water splashed out from the center of the turbulence, tumbling like boiling, and then, a huge monster emerged from the water.

"Okay, what a big whale..." With dark skin and a body as large as an island, the powerful big fish poked its head out of the water and sprayed out a jet of water, which was as high as several floors.Han Pangyuan was stunned, and even forgot to be afraid. He was more curious about unknown creatures, and sighed at himself who seemed especially small in front of the behemoth.Whales are mammals with the largest biological clocks in existence on the earth, but compared with the monster in front of us, whales in real life are also the difference between shrimps and dolphins.

"Damn headwind." Unlike the sentimental writer, Absolutely Charming is far more realistic, bent on getting out of here, out of this damn place.There were six people in his boat, none of whom knew how to sail, and only knew how to sail with the wind, but the strong wind blew towards the giant whale.

"Don't stand there stupidly, come and help!" His roar finally brought Han Pangyuan back to reality, and he hurriedly ran under the mast to help put up the sail.

The wind is getting stronger and stronger, the waves are huge, and the boats are like uncontrolled leaves in the wind and rain, bumping and spinning around the edge of the vortex.The power is not enough to escape, no matter how hard you try, you can't escape the dangerous range, and the whale seems to have a strong interest in this boat.It made a muffled sound and accelerated towards the boat. Han Pangyuan's face twitched and he stammered, "No, no, the whale is coming."

Before the words fell, the giant whale opened its mouth like a black hole and swallowed the boat in one gulp.

"Little pig's trotter!" The light was cut out, mixed with a large amount of sea water, and they spun in the whale's esophagus.Absolutely charming, trying to maintain balance, swam towards Han Pang Yuan, hugged him with all his strength, and protected him with his body...

I don't know how long it took, Han Pangyuan felt that the contents of his stomach were about to be spit out before he stopped spinning and fell to a slightly flat place.He got up in embarrassment and looked around. This place was probably somewhere in the whale's esophagus. It was as big as a cave, full of all kinds of things that the giant whale swallowed indiscriminately.There are boats and flotsam, undigested prey and, of course, human remains.

"Uh, it's disgusting." The smell in the whale's stomach was unpleasant. He covered his mouth and nose and began to check his body.Fortunately, except for sore limbs and a stomach full of water, there were almost no injuries.

The boat disappeared, and no one else was seen, only Absolute Charming fainted not far away.

Although he didn't want to care about this bastard, Han Pangyuan knew in his heart that if he hadn't been protecting him with all his strength just now, he bumped and fell all the way, and he didn't know whether he was drowned or crashed to death.Absolute Charm gets hurt, and it has something to do with protecting him.He folded his arms and hesitated for a long time before he found an excuse for himself: "It's hard to live alone. I'm just increasing the chances of surviving, not trying to save you."

Thinking about it this way, his back is absolutely charming, put him on a relatively dry high place, and then sit on the side in a daze.

"Lin Dong, if you were here, I wouldn't need to save this idiot." Suddenly, he felt a sense of grievance, and an inexplicable pain filled his heart, and the ebb and despair hit him together.Whether he could get out alive became a big question, but he still sniffed and cheered himself and the man on the team badge: "Lin Dong, listen, I will work hard to survive, and nothing will happen to you."

There was still the same rustling sound in the badge, and Han Pangyuan waited for a long time, but there was no response.Even though he had expected this result long ago, a sense of loss still filled his chest, like long needles pricking his heart tightly.He was very depressed, wronged in every possible way, unable to see hope in a dangerous situation, thinking about the past and present, his eyes became more and more sour, and finally he couldn't help but choked up.

"...Xiao... Yuan..." Painful sighs spread to the deep sea through the badge, hitting Liu Lindong's eardrum one after another, he clenched his fists, and repeated the name again: "Xiao Yuan, don't cry..."

"Lin Dong?" Although the voice was weak, Han Pangyuan still caught the familiar voice, and he almost jumped up, holding the badge and shouting: "Lin Dong!"

Then, no reply.

"Ahhhhh—" Suddenly, there was a shrill scream from the other end of the badge, and then the message was cut off again.

"Lin Dong, where are you, don't scare me." What happened over there, what happened?Shocked and frightened, Han Pangyuan called his lover's name like crazy, lost his position, and was defeated by fear: "Liu Lindong, talk, I can't take it anymore, where are you, please speak... please..."