You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"I'll go and have a look." The man drew out his big sword and stepped forward to check.

Han Pangyuan originally wanted to follow, but his waist was sore and his whole body was weak, so he couldn't stand up, so he had to give up.He was lying on the ground with his head resting on his arms, twisting his neck and looking over there. The man's back was always so tall and straight, which made people feel refreshed.He couldn't help thinking, why Liu Lindong always maintained a dignified and charming appearance, while he was always in such a mess, smelling of sweat, as dirty as crawling out of a garbage dump.

They're all men, they're the same age, and their family backgrounds are about the same. Why is there such a big gap!

Infected by loss, he suddenly sulked, turned his back, and stopped looking at the almost perfect man.Compared with Liu Lindong, he looks so ordinary, even unsatisfactory.

He doesn't have a handsome face, nor a tall body, nor does he have outstanding motor nerves and extraordinary leadership. Like most ordinary people, he can't be found among the crowd.But, then again, Han Pangyuan is actually not an ugly monster who doesn't catch the eyes of the law, nor is he so short that both humans and gods are angry. Although his behavior is a bit stupid, he is smart, but he is not good at expressing, and he seems to be more brain-dead.

All in all, it's not too bad, but compared with men, it's a lot worse.

"What the hell does he like about me?" Although he had slept in bed and confessed, he was still not at ease.

I can't explain why, although they love each other, they always feel that there is still a layer of unopened window paper between them, and they have not yet reached the point of spiritual connection.He thought wildly for a while, and the man came back with a sword in his hand: "That's the follow-up to 'The Treasure Map of the Pirate King'. You can talk, but you can't hand over the task. It seems that you have to collect all the bottles first."

He walked to Han Pangyuan's side, began to pack his equipment, and finally bent down: "Come up."

"Are you kidding? I'm such a big man, I don't want you to memorize it." He refused with righteous words on his lips, and his heart was so excited that he jumped up in twos and only put on the green jade shield.Climbing onto Liu Lindong's back, hooking the man's neck with both hands, he deliberately said in a whiny voice, "I don't want that dress, it's so dirty, go to the transfer station and buy a new one for me."

"It's useless to buy you anything, you have to take it off sooner or later anyway." Others are naked wearing an apron, he is naked with a shield, and he is still a green tortoise shell, not to mention how funny: "I don't think it's a waste, just go naked .”

"Whatever you want, anyway, I'm naturally immune to onlookers, and I won't get pregnant no matter how many times I look at him." Since a man doesn't care whether others look at him, he has no sense of shame, and it is much more comfortable to be naked than to wear clothes.And you will get a new costume in the next level, if you really can't do it, you can call out the purple butterfly jade gauze to cover the key parts, it's not a big problem anyway.Han Pangyuan really doesn't mind being naked, but when it comes to the topic of pregnancy, he is still a little sad.In order to cover up his depression, he hangs on the man's back like ADHD, with his legs dangling. After holding back for a long time, he opens his mouth cautiously: "I have a question I've been wanting to ask, Lin Dong, do you want a child?"

"No, I'm so annoying." Liu Lindong has a sister who is two years older than him. She got married a few years ago and gave birth to twins in one go. She is like a little devil in the world.

He had visited once during the full moon and was distraught by two bawling blobs.He didn't know that such a small body would burst out with such great power that it could cry continuously for several hours, causing him to have auditory hallucinations for the next few days, which seriously affected his creation and left a lot of psychological shadow.Next, my sister will occasionally bring the children to visit him and cook him something to eat and drink.When cooking, he has to be responsible for serving the two little ancestors. After a day, the backlog of anger can burn down a mountain.

Therefore, in his life, he is doomed not to have a relationship with children.

"But it will be very miserable if you don't have children. Maybe you will die at home and no one will know. You will be alone, and your neighbors will find out when the body stinks." Raising children to guard against old age is a traditional Chinese thought.

"Don't worry, I won't let this kind of thing happen." Liu Lindong paused and said firmly, "This is also the reason why I must participate in the game."

"Huh?" By the way, I haven't asked the man why he participated in the game.

"Liu Lindong, your daughter-in-law asked us for help last week, are you okay?" At the critical moment, Yingning's disturbing voice came from the team badge. Although their conversation was interrupted, it could be heard that this affectionate tank was real. In caring about people: "Damn the third level, you can get enough points to exchange for keywords until you vomit blood on the battlefield."

"It's okay, thank you." Han Pangyuan quickly thanked, and then reminded them to find the drift bottle: "Our progress has fallen behind other players, everyone should work hard, don't lose."

"Oh my god, please don't say such nasty things. Come on, save it when you have sex with your man." It seems that they are not people who like inspirational conversations. Goosebumps all over his body, even Liu Lindong twitched the corners of his mouth, black lines all over his head.Haha said a few words, and explained the precautions to Yingning and the others. The man slapped Han Pangyuan's ass hard: "Just leave the positive side to me, and you don't have to smile at everyone."

"Understood." He was severely reprimanded when he was friendly with Xiu, so he didn't dare to refute, and honestly agreed: "There seems to be a bottle over there."

There is a white flash in the corner, and it really is a glass bottle.Finding one so quickly boosted Han Pangyuan's confidence, and he rolled his eyes, not letting go of any corner.

"It seems that falling into the whale's belly is not a bad thing. It's all done so quickly. If it's on the sea, I don't know when it will be finished." Except that I almost got into a fight when I met Tianqing, who was looking for absolute charm, this It can be said that the task was completed very smoothly. He smiled with a bunch of drifting bottles in his arms: "Open it, come and put together the map."

It is not difficult to pour out the sheepskin rolls and splice them according to the gaps.

Soon, there was a sound in the air, and the treasure map of the Pirate King was completed. He gained 6999 experience points and got the left half of Aiwen's treasure map.

"Fuck, I only pay half for such hard work!" Holding half a map, he felt like crying, "Lin Dong, what should I do."

"There are words on the back." Liu Lindong opened the back, and saw the words on the back of the parchment——after completing the task of drifting bottles, please go to the cemetery of the Pirate King, and pass the test of courage to get the missing part.If you can't reach it smoothly, you can also find players who own the other half of the map to form a friendly unit for a common mission. After the map is stitched together, you can follow up.

"I can't get out now, so is Absolute Charming the only option left?" They wandered around in the fish's stomach for a day, and they really didn't meet any other players except their deadly enemies. If they couldn't find a way out, what else could they do.

The man was silent for a while, and stood up first: "If he has the right half of the map."

As long as the direction is determined, the rest is action.Liu Lindong took him back from the original road, and soon found Absolutely Charming near the statue of a human face.He looked very weak, leaning against the rain, but he still spoke with confidence: "Let me guess, you are holding the left half of the map in your hand, haha, I have the right side here."

"I give you a chance to cooperate." The man summoned a big sword, surrounded by black mist: "Or, die once."

"Now it's 5 vs. 2, and you're still bringing along an idiot who is holding you back. No matter how you look at it, we have a chance of winning." Tianqing was very dissatisfied with Liu Lindong's arrogant attitude, and immediately drew out her weapon to fight: "However, I am enough to deal with you .”

"Tianqing!" Stopped my younger brother, absolutely charming and turned his gaze to the man: "Cooperation is fine, please put away your weapons first, since we want to form a team, we should put aside the past."

"He's right, Lin Dong, calm down." Han Pangyuan also persuaded from the side.

The man put his sword on his shoulder, showing no intention of letting go of his defense. He was so arrogant that Tianqing was so angry that he wanted to rush forward, but was stopped by others.In fact, they all understand that they can't get out now, and the only way to find a way out is to truce with the enemy. It's just that both sides are a little awkward and can't let it go.In the end, she was absolutely charming and able to bend and stretch. She first bowed and softened her posture: "Thank you Lord Liu Lindong for your gift. I will join your team now."

After entering the team, Ying Ning first uttered a strange cry: "I'll wipe it, something dirty has gotten in here, Liu Lindong, you're fucking crazy."

"Excuse me, let's cooperate for a while, and leave after finishing the task. I will never delay the cultivation of your relationship. I don't want to force my way in. Why is the situation special now? Forgive me." Absolutely charming is indeed smooth, even if I hate it , the etiquette is really thoughtful.Ying Ning cursed for a while before turning off the communicator. The man didn't like them and didn't speak. His expression seemed to be ready to kill at any time, and the atmosphere was very awkward.Han Pangyuan wiped the cold sweat off his forehead, and came out to smooth things over: "I'll talk about what I'm not satisfied with, let's put together the map first."

The two maps are connected together, the gap facing the gap, exactly matching.After putting it together, the parchment first emitted a dazzling light, and then radiated a beam of light upwards, revealing a human figure inside, and the name on the head was the residual image of the pirate king Aiwen.

Aiwen's image said: "Brave ones, first of all congratulations on finding my treasure map."

"Why, do you want to give us gold, silver and jewelry?" Han Pangyuan rubbed his hands together and asked a silly question, which immediately drew a lot of blank stares, causing him to shrink back behind the man in fright.

Remnant smiled, looked amiable, nodded slightly, and continued in a gentle voice: "Yes, children, as long as you help me, I will give you an incomparably rich treasure and the key words of this level. But I also have to warn you that the road ahead is full of thorns, challenges and difficulties, dangers are everywhere, and life is often more fragile and vulnerable than you think. This is a difficult choice, you can refuse it, it’s nothing, But it is also possible to rise to the challenge, to receive the crowning glory and praise."

"Who wants to praise, we are only interested in key words." Tianqing folded her arms and got angry at the nonsense NPC.

Han Pangyuan gave him a blank look, thinking that the NPCs are all programmed, there is only so much talk, what's the use of losing his temper with him, it's better to listen carefully.He shook the man's hand, and Liu Lindong looked at him sideways, then pecked him on the forehead.

A light kiss made him feel refreshed and sweaty.

He lowered his head to hide the blush on his face, but felt a piercing gaze from the opposite side.Looking up, Absolutely Charming was staring at him intently.In fact, he was wearing a mask, so it shouldn't be described as staring at him, but he just knew that this person was looking at him.His eyes are hot, his emotions are exposed, fierce and tender, and can go straight to the heart.

He won't really like me, Han Pangyuan became even more uneasy, but fortunately Ai Wen's speech interrupted his delusion.

"When I died, I was full of pain. Regret and unwillingness tormented me. My body was ups and downs in the cold sea without end." Aiwen's image spread his hands, his eyes were painful, and people dare not look directly: "I My body was swallowed by a giant whale named Dong, and my soul could not find an exit, so I could only live in that monster. I long for relief, and I hope to be brought back by kind people and buried in the cemetery of my tribe. If you can go to the giant I will be grateful for the rest of my life and reveal what I have hidden all my life. Of course, there is also the key word of this level.”

Speaking of this, everyone understands that no matter where this map is spelled out, it will be led here by the mission.So this is strange, it can be upgraded, and equipment can also be obtained.

It's just that they came in first.

"Children, are you sure you want to accept the mission?" Treasures are extra things, dispensable, but the key word is the big one, which must not be missed.

The man took a step forward, chose OK, and then the afterimage began to chant: "I will use my last strength to put you into the belly of the giant whale, where you must find the four-color demon that resides in the stomach of the sea monster." .My bones are being taken by them. Only by defeating those demons can I get back my body and bury it for me. These demons respectively control the four emotions of joy, anger, sadness and happiness, which will affect your heart, thus Confusing judgment, one has to be careful."

The afterimage cast a spell while talking, and after a few seconds, everyone was surrounded by a white light and teleported to the wall with four faces.

"We were there just now, and now we are teleporting here. The distance is less than 50 meters. This is the first time I have seen such a short teleportation." Han Pangyuan pursed his mouth, and he regretted not enjoying the long-distance teleportation: "Then, follow-up ?”

"Wait first." Absolutely Charming took the first step, pushed everyone aside, and hid in a hiding place where he could observe the four-color demons without being easily noticed by others: "I always feel that this thing is not right, every time I walk When you get nearby, you will be infected by their emotions and do something incomprehensible. Moreover, these four demons are all skeleton-level, with infinite attributes. Even the BOSS cannot use such a powerful attack power. I don’t think the task will be called If we kill them, there must be something wrong. There are players from other gods in this level, and there are a large number of them. Let's wait and let them do it first."

"Then when will we wait?" Han Pangyuan couldn't stay still, he didn't think there was anything scary about those four clown-like faces, but the man seemed to agree with this statement, he patted his back and comforted him: "Be good. "

"It's so boring." One hour passed, five hours passed, they took turns to rest, but still no challenger came.Han Pangyuan rubbed his skin itchyly, rolling around in the man's arms, wanting to drink coconut juice and eat pig's trotters.For some unknown reason, Liu Lindong completely satisfied him, and even Absolutely Charming handed over a bag of chocolates: "I found them on the boat, liqueur chocolates, don't get drunk."

"You'll get drunk after eating chocolate." He snatched it up, and regardless of the man's complexion, he peeled off two pieces and stuffed them into his mouth: "It's delicious!"

"Hush, someone is coming." There was a crackling sound in the air, and after the white smoke passed, a group of heavily armed players appeared in front of the wall.They looked at each other, seeming to be discussing countermeasures, and then stepped forward to hand over the task...