You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"There are a lot of props, not inferior to the second level, but Xiao Yuan only needs a rope." Liu Lindong stood in front of the cabinet, with a smile on his face, and took out several bundles of ropes of different lengths and thicknesses.

He seldom showed such a smiling expression, but instead frightened Han Pangyuan enough: "Lin Dong, don't laugh, it's so scary..."

It's not a good thing to have an angelic smile on this guy's face. It's often when he's on the verge of going berserk and immediately switches to shaking S mode, turning into a ghost crawling out of hell.Knowing that he stepped on the tail of the beast, he trembled all over, and a urge to urinate rushed from his lower abdomen to his whole body, not good, he was so scared that he wanted to go to the toilet.Being so unpromising at a critical moment, he held his breath and quietly moved towards the door, the only thought in his mind was to escape.No matter how stupid he is, he knows that the next thing will be bad. If he doesn't leave here quickly, he will definitely be repaired miserably.

Glancing at Liu Lindong again, he didn't seem to be looking this way.good chance!

He got on all fours and crawled towards the door like a puppy.Although I don't know where I can hide, at least I can wait for him to calm down before coming back, so I don't have to face the eruption of the volcano head-on.It's just that he never thought that his running away again and again had already worn out the man's patience, and if he ran again, he would definitely be courting death!

"Where are you going?" Before reaching the ramen, a long knife fell from the sky, stuck it against Han Pangyuan's forehead and inserted it into the tatami, cutting off a few strands of hair.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa——' looking at the broken hair. It's scary, I can't run away!"

Han Pangyuan never knew that he could run so fast. He galloped in the inner corridor full of dark red atmosphere, and successfully found the exit by virtue of his exceptionally good memory at critical moments.Behind him was the sound of hurriedly chasing footsteps, he didn't dare to look back, and kicked over the mascot at the door that was used as a signboard.Liu Lindong chased him out, but was blocked for a while, the idiot in a bikini bunny costume had already flashed into a dark alley in the middle of the building, and disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"Master Oiran, you can't leave here, or I will use force. Although Huajie cannot cause armed conflicts, the prostitutes who run away after being taught by the manager are not included in this category. So, if you step out of this threshold, I will not hesitate. Cut off your head." The commotion between the two alarmed Hechuan, and after Han Pangyuan escaped, he blocked the door with a smirk, drew out a Japanese sword with one hand, and pointed the tip at the man: " Hearing that you are strong makes my blood boil. I don’t have any hobbies, I only participate in this game because I like to kill people who are stronger than me...or be killed by stronger people..."

He cracked the corners of his mouth and let out a weird laugh, his eyes glowed red, and even his body was shrouded in black mist.

Seeming to have offended someone, Liu Lindong looked at the direction in which Han Pangyuan was escaping, and said blankly, "It's also my personal interest to fight perverts, but you don't have that kind of temperament."

"Do you look down on me?" Seeing that he had no intention of doing anything, Tsurukawa put away his knife and showed a hypocritical smile: "Since Oiran-sama is not interested in sideshows, please go back to your room and have a good rest. By the way, don't think about sneaking around." Come on, I have a good nose."

Liu Lindong glanced at Hechuan, and returned to his room without saying a word.

This person is very strange, not like a living person, and there is a terrifying dead air all over his body.When we met for the first time, I probably didn't pay attention to it because of the noisy environment, but now I realize that there is a festering smell on his body, which makes people very uncomfortable.

It wasn't that he was afraid, but Liu Lindong didn't want to be an enemy of this person deep down in his heart, he didn't want his hands to be stained with corrupt blood, and he didn't want to be stalked by the stench.The disgusting smell that couldn't be washed off or wiped away rolled in his mind, and he couldn't forget it no matter what.Why didn't I smell it when we first met, just because of the environment at that time?No, maybe it's because Xiao Yuan is around and all the attention is on him.If so, wouldn't Xiao Yuan become his weakness.

It's not good to lose your footing as soon as you encounter him, and lose even the most basic insight.

Sitting alone in the room, Liu Lindong began to think about every crisis after entering the game. If they were not lucky enough, they would have died dozens of times if they did so many stupid things: "Since it is a game, this way of playing doesn't work, so I can only change it." One. However, Xiao Yuan’s escape disease must be cured, otherwise he will still cause trouble everywhere.”

When Liu Lindong was thinking about countermeasures, Han Pangyuan had already fled to the other side of Huajie.

The rain was still falling, and it was getting heavier. He was swaying in the cold in only a bikini, squatting in front of a brothel to avoid the rain, like an abandoned puppy, pitiful.

"Huh? Isn't this the gentleman from just now?" A shadow came over, and it was the oiran who had bumped into him earlier smiling.He was holding a lot of things in his hands, which seemed to be food: "Why are you in such a mess, you must have been kicked out by some beauty, you can't take things here seriously."

He smiled softly and waved to Han Pangyuan: "If you don't mind, please come to Hualing for a seat. There are hot tea and freshly bought snacks."

"Boss and oiran at the same time, your role is really complicated." Anyway, there is nowhere to go, and it is difficult to find Absolute Charm, so Han Pangyuan simply followed Han Xiao into Hualing, where he had the right to rest.He curled up by the stove, wearing a borrowed bathrobe, and unceremoniously stuffed pastries into his mouth: "They are all Japanese-style brothels, why is your business so bad here, you can't even see a customer, and the soup house is a day." There is a constant stream of people at night.”

"No way, there are too few players in Hualing, and NPCs are not very easy to use." There are about 100 players in this level, which is far from the effect needed by the city that never sleeps.In order to create a bustling and lively scene in Huajie, thousands of NPCs have been added to the system.However, the characters controlled by the system are too mechanical and cannot be used flexibly in many cases. The last team is coming."

"Don't be discouraged, can't you still upgrade by getting keywords or battlefields?" Going to a brothel with a lot of people is not necessarily good. Even if the soup house takes the first place, only the players whose personal points are in the top five can upgrade, and everyone else can still upgrade. No play: "This dumpling is delicious, what do you use to make it?"

"That's Xue Mei Niang, the main ingredient is glutinous rice flour, filled with butter and fruit." Smile is very gentle, speaking in a leisurely manner, the voice is also pleasant, people can't help but want to hear go down.Although men should not be described with words like tenderness, this man is indeed beautiful and tender.After chatting for a while, he went to the kitchen again, brought barley tea and takoyaki, and smiled gently: "You will get tired of eating sweets all the time. Try this, Mr. Rabbit."

"Who is Little Rabbit? I have a name, Han Pangyuan." He obviously saw the writing on his head, and deliberately called him Mr. Little Rabbit, but he couldn't be angry with the person who smiled like this.

"Understood, Mr. Han Pangyuan, please try the takoyaki I made." The delicate food box was pushed over, and there were round balls inside, hot, dripping with unknown sauce, and fragrant. Spicy: "You made it? It's amazing. I can only make the simplest egg fried rice and instant noodles. When I was rushing to write, I would eat instant noodles three times a day. Now thinking of the taste makes me want to vomit. Wow, this is delicious, It's completely different from the counterfeit goods sold by street vendors, and the whole person feels warmer."

"Thank you for the compliment, but if it's cold, it's better to wear more clothes." Smiling, he raised his head and looked at the dark-skinned stupid rabbit carefully: "Aren't you a guest? There's no need to dress like a hostess."

"It's a long story." Han Pangyuan sighed and shook his head. He really didn't want to recall that ghost animal Liu Lindong and all kinds of things he had done in such a good leisure time: "By the way, why did you become so stupid? A handsome name."

As long as you pay, you can change your name at will in the game, so most people use fake names, just like real online games.But it was the first time he saw such a martial arts name, and it was very sad.Smiling nine springs, smiling half-stepped, etc., seem to be very bad words, which make people feel a dull pain in the chest.People who can call this kind of name seem to be hiding a sad story.

Perhaps seeing his doubts, the boss of Hualing sat upright, and put away the smile on his face for the first time: "The late wife liked the flower of Michelle very much, and said it was because it was not often in full bloom, and it was very similar to me who was forbearing. I remember her When she was dying, she said to me: "This flower is really like you. Whether it is character or posture, it always accepts others gently." She just smiled like this, looked into my eyes, and kept saying that it doesn't matter, even if I'm not here And don't cry, because even if the flowers die in the severe winter, they will bloom again in the spring."

"Sorry." After hearing the sad story, the octopus balls in his mouth were also tasteless. It could be seen that he had a deep affection for his wife, but he inexplicably raised this topic, and he didn't know how to end it.

Shaking his head with a smile, he quickly recovered his smile: "I should say sorry for letting you hear some boring stories about the past."

"What nonsense, the difference between humans and animals is that humans are creatures that make mistakes, suffer, fall in love with others, and miss. Missing someone is definitely not boring. In this way, if you tell a past event, I will also compensate you One thing. My mother passed away very early. Although her face has been blurred for a long time, I still remember how she prepared breakfast for me every day. I can see her every day when I wake up A busy figure, although there are many trivial things, but the face is always happy, because it is a happy memory, so when I think of these, I also feel happy." It is very stupid to dig a stranger who just met , but Han Pangyuan couldn't control his mouth, I couldn't say these words to Liu Lindong, because he knew himself too well.

Unwilling to expose the softest and most vulnerable part of his heart in front of that person, he chose to remain silent.Therefore, Han Pangyuan was able to confide his thoughts without any scruples in the face of the smile he met by chance and seeing such a gentle smile.

He talks a lot about the past, family, parents, and then concludes: "Look, it's not boring."

Hanxiao was taken aback for a moment, then said: "You're right."

The feeling of meeting each other and hating the lateness came spontaneously, and they chatted for a long time until the takoyaki in their stomachs was completely digested.The host smiled and stood up, moving his legs that were paralyzed by sitting upright: "Mr. Rabbit, how about treating you to a fat beef hot pot, so that you can get the best beef, but my team members are all vegetarians, and I am alone." It’s too wasteful for people to eat.”

"They say it's not a little rabbit." Why are his nicknames so stupid, either pig's trotters or rabbits, and he also wants a domineering nickname like White-haired Ghost, Ten Directions Annihilation: "By the way, can we call it again? Will it be too much trouble if I come alone?"

"It's too late to welcome. The more people there are, the more friends the better." Putting on a milky white apron, the oiran smiled and instantly turned into a married woman with a smile, busy in the kitchen.The clumsy Han Pangyuan was too busy to come to the door, so he simply ran to the paradise and called Absolutely Charming.The masked oiran's face was not very good-looking, and his tone was also very stiff, obviously angrily said: "What are you doing when you come back, aren't you running faster than anyone else?"

"I had cramps in my stomach just now, and the chrysanthemum lost my guard. I was afraid that I would pull poop on you, so I escaped." He tried to pretend to be innocent with his eyes wide open: "Okay, now I invite you to eat hot pot, don't be angry."

Throwing away his hand, Absolutely Charming just stood there, because he was wearing a gas mask, and he didn't know what his expression was.Seeing that acting like a baby was not enough, Han Pangyuan rubbed his hands a little anxiously.I don't want to fall out with him. This guy is very strong, and he will definitely be useful in the future. One more friend is definitely better than many enemies.

"Forget it, I probably want to eat good food and don't have any money, so let me pay the bill." After putting on his coat and greeting the management of the paradise, the two headed to Hualing together.

Absolutely Charming didn't speak a word along the way, and the atmosphere was embarrassing to death.

"Why do you like me?" It's almost time to arrive in Hualing, if you don't ask some questions, you won't have a chance to speak after passing.

I didn't expect him to be so straightforward. He turned his head in an absolutely charming and bewildered way, and stood there thinking for a long time before he gave an unimaginable answer: "Because you are like my hamster."

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Hamster, hamster, so I am that kind of thing...

If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't have asked...

With a black thread on his head, Han Pangyuan introduced to the two.This meal was very pleasant, even the absolutely charming with thorns all over her body felt very easy to get along with with a smile, and the chat was full of enthusiasm.While pawing rice grains, he was playing tricks.The handsome blond man likes him, but he has Liu Lindong, so it is absolutely impossible to respond, but he feels pitiful and can't let him go, so he has the idea of ​​introducing someone for him.But there are no female players in this game, where can I find him a wife?After thinking about it, the smile in front of him is still suitable.

He is gentle, considerate, and tolerant, and he is suitable for beautiful young people who have suffered trauma in childhood.Although he misses his wife wholeheartedly, that's all in the past tense, and the living always have to plan for themselves.Moreover, even if he was with Absolutely Charming, he would never feel sorry for his late wife, because he did not find another woman, but a man.

Well, I am indeed a genius!

Han Pangyuan, who was constantly brainstorming, seemed to have seen the lingering sex scene between the two beauties, and his blood boiled for no reason. He suddenly thought of Liu Lindong who was thrown in the soup house by him, and suddenly petrified.That guy hasn't chased him until now, so he must have been blown away.

"I have something urgent, I have to go back right away!" He stood up in a hurry, and before he had time to explain, he rushed out of the brothel and ran towards the soup house.

The soup house at the end of Huajie was brightly lit, illuminating the dark night sky. As always, He Chuan stood at the door to welcome the guests. Seeing Han Pangyuan running in the door covered in sweat, he kindly reminded: "If I were you, I wouldn't wear clothes from other brothels." Yukata is back, be careful Oiran-sama gets mad."

However, Han Pangyuan, who rushed into the soup house like a gust of wind, didn't hear the advice at all...