You can't hurt the author who wears meat

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"It's a rare melon stealing festival, cheer me up and work harder, I will die of anger if I don't take this pumpkin home today." On an autumn night, the weather is still very hot, and there are two teenagers in the farmland outside A sneaky figure.One of them cut off the melon vines swiftly, put the golden-colored, ripe and plump pumpkins into a cloth bag, tied the mouth of the bag, handed a drawstring to his companion, and said confidently: "I'm dead, I called you here to be a coolie." .”

"You won't find a smaller one." The boy wearing glasses tried it, showing embarrassment: "Xiao Yuan, you are too greedy, this melon weighs at least thirty catties."

"You idiot Lin Dong, if you want to steal, of course you have to steal the biggest one, otherwise it's not worthwhile to come here, and the travel fare is more expensive than melons." Although it was only in the suburbs, the two teenagers came here by bicycle, but eating and drinking along the way was also a must. No small expense.For Han Pangyuan, who only has 2 yuan of pocket money per day, half a month of tightening his belt is only for tonight, and of course he can’t return at a loss: "It’s so heavy, are you really helping, why does it feel like I’m all contributing. "

"Be quiet, don't be heard." In the quiet night, the noise they made was especially harsh.

After all, he came here to steal things, wouldn't it be too much to make such a big splash.

"It doesn't matter if you get caught stealing melons, we're not doing bad things, so what are we afraid of." The idiot retorted as a matter of course, and proudly puffed up his chest, explaining: "In my hometown, people who don't steal are pitiful. On the contrary, which family's pumpkins are stolen more, which means that this family has high morals, has many friends, and the coming year will be smooth and good, and everything will go well."

"Please, we are not an autonomous region for ethnic minorities. We only celebrate the Mid-Autumn Festival but not the Melon Stealing Festival!" The moon in the sky was bright and bright, as round as a freshly baked sesame seed cake.

Liu Lindong was somewhat angry. During the beautiful Mid-Autumn Festival, not only was he unable to reunite with his father who was working out of town, but his mother was hospitalized because of illness, so there was no festive atmosphere at all.It doesn't matter if the house is deserted, at least I can stay in bed and feel sad for a while, and pass this difficult festival.Unexpectedly, this idiot Han Pangyuan killed him at his house after dinner, coaxed and dragged him away, and yelled to give you a surprise, but the result was more or less frightened.

I rode a bicycle for more than two hours exhaustingly, all the way to the suburbs, just to steal pumpkins.Looking at the heavy object in his hand, he said angrily: "There are a lot of these things in the vegetable market, and they cost a few cents a catty."

"Buying and stealing are different. Although the ending is eaten in the stomach, the meaning is different. By the way, I used to act alone. This is the first time I have cooperated with others. Hehe, my precious first time I gave it to Lin Dong, you don’t cherish using it, and you still mutter and complain, be careful to beat you.” Two unprofessional thieves took the booty and returned along the not spacious country road, panting from exhaustion.Although he didn't understand why he was so obsessed with stealing melons, Liu Lindong still showed great support for his buddies: "Didn't I come with you, okay, okay, hurry up and take your baby Pimple home, I don't want to be Grasp."

Although most of the farmers were honest and honest, they probably didn't care about being stolen and pulled out three or four radishes, but they carried a big pumpkin weighing [-] catties, which was too conspicuous no matter how you looked at it.

"You think I don't want to hurry up. This thing is heavy and heavy. It's more laborious than changing the bottled water in the shift. It's exhausting me!" A boy of thirteen or fourteen, when his body is growing, logically shouldn't It was such a strenuous effort, but one of them broke his back, and the other hadn't carried anything heavier than an easel. After walking for a short distance, they were sweating from exhaustion.Liu Lindong rubbed his frustrating blue hands, looked up at the moon in the sky, and suddenly asked, "By the way, don't you spend the Mid-Autumn Festival with your family?"

"My dad was so dazzled by the vixen that he even forgot my existence, but that's fine, out of sight and out of mind." He said it lightly, as if he was talking about someone else's business.

Liu Lindong kept quiet. Every family has scriptures that are difficult to recite. Even good friends are inconvenient to scold the vicious stepmother and irresponsible father together.He punched the lonely Han Pangyuan with his fist, and used the newly purchased game software as a bait: "Go to sleep at my house today, anyway, tomorrow is Sunday, so you can play all night. My brother bought me a genuine Tomahawk, it's very fun."

"Aren't you going to the hospital to accompany your mother?" The idiot grabbed the bangs on his forehead indiscriminately, a little embarrassed: "Actually, I don't particularly want to play games, but you seem to have bought a new controller, so you can barely try it."

"Throw away the pumpkin, or you won't be able to get home tomorrow." If you go back to the city, you have to ride a bicycle for at least two hours. With this thing on the back seat, you will definitely be exhausted.Looking at the watch again, it was already past nine o'clock, and I continued to dawdle, fearing that I would not be able to go home until early in the morning.There was no time to waste, Liu Lindong was determined, shook his sore arm, and strode forward: "Let's go, I will buy a bigger one tomorrow to compensate you."

"No, I agreed to take it back!" A stubborn refusal came from behind.

"Anyway, I can't carry it. You can find a way by yourself. I'll wait for you in the driveway." The bicycle was locked next to the diverter of the expressway, some distance away from here. They walked a long way along the field and found the pumpkin after crossing the river. Tian, ​​it is not easy to carry heavy things back home.Liu Lindong walked a few steps, and found that the idiot didn't keep up, and he was very upset: "What do you want, I told you that I will buy it for you tomorrow, so go."

How much he loves pumpkins!

"Liu Lindong!" There was a slightly crying voice behind him: "Who do you think I came to steal the pumpkin for? I didn't want to make you happy!"

"It's so annoying..." As soon as he cried, Liu Lindong couldn't do anything, this crybaby used this trick every time to force himself into submission.Although I saw through his tricks, I just couldn't ignore him. When I saw him crying, I couldn't help but feel uncomfortable: "Wipe the snot off, it's so dirty. You're not a woman, so why don't you cry every now and then."

"I can't carry it by myself." She cried more and more: "Don't leave me here, woo..."

Nothing to do but share half the weight.

On the way back, the two of them didn't speak, they moved forward silently in the moonlit night.Liu Lindong heard Han Pangyuan's heavy breathing, panting heavily, and made a slight nasal sound from time to time.He knew that his back was sprained, and it was not healed yet, and it hurt when he tried hard.It's all self-inflicted, he said in his heart, but he couldn't help looking at his face.Some people are really wonderful, talk like a fool, babble, and shut up like a different person.Have to say, he's adorable when he's silent.The eyes are round and misty, and the cheeks are also stained red, which makes people want to pinch.

Han Pangyuan's forehead was full of sweat, and his hair was wet and sticky together, he must be uncomfortable.Liu Lindong looked at it, dialed it for him, and wiped away the wet tears.

"What are you doing?" As soon as he got on the small bridge, he was startled by the hand that suddenly stretched out.Seeing his frightened expression, Liu Lindong suddenly had the idea of ​​teasing others.He grabbed his side waist violently, his fingers nimbly creaked a few times, and said maliciously: "Crying bag, it must be a girl pretending, show me if you have a penis."

After speaking, go to pull his pants.

"Hahaha, it's so itchy, don't make a fuss, it will fall." The ticklish one laughed and hid, giggling.

"It's just right for you to fall, and it will wash your brain, maybe you will become smarter." The bridges in the countryside are very simple, made of several wooden sticks juxtaposed together, covered with a layer of soil, and stepped on firmly.The surface of the small bridge is bumpy and uneven, and the two children grew up in the city, and they are not good at walking on dirt roads. You chased me for a while, but it didn't happen. Han Pangyuan slipped on his feet and really fell off the small bridge. down.At the critical moment, Liu Lindong grabbed his hand without even thinking about it, and both of them fell into the water.

"Melon, my melon, save the melon first!" Dragging the idiot who can't swim ashore, Liu Lindong complained about how long he couldn't forget his pumpkin, and dived to the bottom of the water to find it.Afterwards, the two drowned chickens dragged the broken pumpkin back home. Han Pengyuan got up and started cooking before his butt was hot. After a while, he brought out a pot of finished products.When Liu Lindong came out after taking a bath and changing clothes, there was hot pumpkin porridge on the table, which was fragrant.

And Han Pangyuan, who had been running all night, was exhausted, paralyzed on the sofa and sleeping soundly, with a trace of crystal clear saliva hanging from the corner of his mouth, and his little nose was red.

When he was asleep, he had an indescribable charm, like a doll, pink.How could this guy be so cute? Liu Lindong's heart moved, and he didn't know what was wrong with him, so he just walked over and poked his lips with his finger.Soft, hot, and slightly soggy.His fingertips rubbed back and forth on the soft lips, probably due to itching, the sleeping idiot smacked his lips, gave a vague refusal, turned over and continued to dream.

Amused by his reaction, Liu Lindong stroked his body lightly with his fingertips, watching him raise his hand indiscriminately, waving it like a mosquito.

He teased him for a long time, but he didn't wake up, so he lowered his head and quickly pecked his lips.

"It seems to be dreaming of something extraordinary." The man woke up, his eyes were full of red, and after gradually regaining consciousness, he realized that the night more than ten years ago was all a fond dream that he couldn't bear to let go.

I remember that I seemed to be crying, and then lost consciousness. I can't remember what happened after that.

Han Pangyuan was not in the room, and there were broken ropes scattered around the table. Judging from the shape of the crack, it was caused by breaking it with force.Running away again, Liu Lindong smiled wryly, very rarely angry, and didn't look around.He just sat quietly on the floor and recalled the dream just now, recalling many past events.It seemed to be the first time he kissed him, the touch was less than a second, it had nothing to do with love, everything was pure and clean.I can't remember the specific feeling, I just remember that his breath was very warm, his lips were soft, and he didn't want to let go once he stuck it on.

But he only kissed...

"Are you awake?" There were footsteps in the corridor, followed by the sound of pulling the door, and a limping black rabbit jumped in: "You look so bad, why don't you take a rest."

"You thought you... ran away again." The man's face was pale, and he stared at the things in his arms with lingering fear, which were two black and red food boxes.Han Pangyuan poohed twice, and said loudly that I am not a professional runaway who has no heart and soul, how could I leave you alone when you are lying on the ground half dead.While nagging, he opened the food box he brought. On the emerald green perilla leaves lay exquisite sushi, and the other box was sashimi.He put out a small dish of mustard and seafood soy sauce, and poured another glass of wine for Liu Lindong: "You were the one who beat, and I was the one who was beaten, why did you bastard pass out, and your butt is swollen like a sandbag?" I'll take care of it. If you want to do something, please exercise your muscles and bones before hitting someone next time, don't let your old waist flash, and change the rope to a stronger one."

"Wow, there are sea urchins, you don't like to eat them, give them to me." With sushi in his mouth, he started to eat sea urchins again, his cheeks bulging like a little chipmunk.

Liu Lindong wanted to say something, but seeing him like this, he had no choice but to swallow the words in his throat.He stared at him intently, feeling that his eyes were sour, and his face was full of unprecedented despair.

"Hi, I haven't eaten so full for a long time." Han Pangyuan, who didn't notice anything strange, patted his slightly swollen belly and began to point fingers: "Although sashimi is delicious, but the taste is too bland, draw me two quickly." Pig’s trotters, if you don’t eat greasy ones, you’ll feel like something’s missing. By the way, you haven’t eaten much, so I’ll get you something else.”

"Xiao Yuan, I don't need your pity." The man grabbed his arm: "Let's break up."

"Are you drowsy, or did I break my brain? It seems that I heard some incredible words. How could such a conversation about breaking up happen between us." He shook his head vigorously, in disbelief: "Ha, I see , You want to scare me, right? This is not fun, it really scared me to death, my heart seems to stop beating a few times. If you talk too much about breaking up, you will really break up, so stop making trouble. "

Incoherent.

"The sea urchin is delicious, and the sashimi is also delicious, but it's very expensive. I've always been reluctant. I didn't expect to be able to eat enough in the game." The man didn't speak, avoiding his gaze, and Han Pangyuan said nonsense in a panic: " Having said that, Lin Dong must think it's nothing, only a country bumpkin like me who has never seen the world would feel it."

"Xiao Yuan." Finally, the man said, "We're done."

"You're not full, right? I already know how drinking alone can fill your stomach." He grabbed his rabbit ears firmly, he didn't dare to look at Liu Lindong, and couldn't hear what he said, everything around him became blurred: "Then you sit down obediently, and I'll get you something else. Do you want to eat stir-fried vegetables or hot pot? No, you haven't had a good rest these days. It's better to eat some warming soup. I don't know what ingredients are here. I want to help you do it myself..."

"Han Pangyuan!" Liu Lindong stood up, grabbed his arm, and forced him to look into his eyes: "I've had enough of you!"

"Aren't you scaring me again? You really scared me." He forced a smile, and used his usual tricks, hoping to let the man hug him lovingly like every time before.The sockets of his eyes were misty, and the liquid turned into tears accumulated more and more, and finally burst the embankment, but there was only determination in Liu Lindong's eyes.How could this happen? He didn't understand what he did wrong, so he could only grab the man's skirt and hold it tightly in his hands, crying out of breath: "I know I'm wrong, I know I'm wrong... Lin Dong... I really know I was wrong..."

"Calm down." The man's expression was no better than his. He broke Han Pangyuan's hand cruelly: "You are not wrong, but it is a mistake for us to be together. I just don't want to continue."

After finishing speaking, Liu Lindong took out the Void Warehouse and tied it on Han Fangyuan's wrist with his own hands: "The money and equipment we have saved are all in it. You can join whoever team you want, whether it is absolutely charming or your new friend."

He opened the game manager and clicked yes on the option to kick out player Han Pangyuan.

"I hate you." At the moment when the relationship between the teams was terminated, there was irreparable despair in the eyes of both of them.