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Chapter 79 Farming, Plants vs. Zombies...

"Stop messing around, the zombies will come later, do you want me to go out naked to fight monsters?" The scene returns to the kitchen, and the two who have no knowledge of God's conspiracy return you and me.

Liu Lindong carried Han Pangyuan to the dining table, groping restlessly with his hands, as if doing a complete set.But the one below was worried that the man's body hadn't recovered yet, and strenuous exercise would inevitably tear the wound, and he couldn't just sell his butt in the level where zombies would appear at any time, for fear of causing inconvenience, so he found a very lame excuse: " It’s okay to be laughed at twice by your own people, there are other god players outside, and you can’t throw shame outside.”

"Who said you were naked? Aren't you wearing a cute bunny costume?" She stretched out her hand to pull on the thong, which was poorly made of fabric, and the string sank into the crotch, tightening it tightly.The unwrapped ball was exposed from one side, Liu Lindong pinched it twice, and played with the little thing between his fingers: "I love you so much, even this place looks so cute!"

"Liu Lindong!" The thing was held in someone's hand, making Han Pangyuan struggle uncomfortably.He bent his knees and kicked the man's abdomen with his feet, trying not to let him succeed: "Stop playing, I'm serious, I can't be hard seeing you with a canna plant on your head..."

"It's not the seeds you forced me to eat!" Roughly tearing off the flowers on his head, the man subdued his swaying lover with brute force, and grabbed his vitals: "It seems that I have been too kind to you recently. I won't hit you for three days." Fang Jiewa."

"You just swore that you would never beat me, and you regretted it in just a few days. I won't believe a single punctuation mark in your words." In fact, he doesn't care what tricks the man uses to torture him, but it must be within the range that his body can bear , If you really use a bamboo board and rattan whip instead, and smash your butt like last time, the pain will be unbearable.Out of fear, he twisted his body vigorously and kicked Liu Lindong's thigh. Seeing the painful expression on the man's face, he became nervous again: "Let me see if I got a wound. I told you not to act recklessly, but I don't believe it."

"I mean I won't hit you again without control, it's not that I won't hit you." I don't know if he was angry, but Liu Lindong's expression was terribly cold, he pressed Han Pangyuan tightly, and bit his neck: "If you don't obey, you have to punish."

"Then owe it first, owe it!" Seeing that he was very serious, Han Pangyuan panicked.

The next few levels are levels where once you die, you will really die. You must take it seriously, go all out, and make no mistakes.

"Want to pay on credit? Okay, laughing at me for my hip injury, my head blooming, refusing to fulfill my partner's obligations, and arbitrarily contradicting me. How would you punish me?" He condemned himself, and admired the look of shyness and timidity.It seemed that he couldn't hide, Han Pangyuan weighed the man's preferences in his heart, and then put on an innocent face professionally, his eyes instantly became moist: "I was wrong, I will never laugh at you again..."

"It's only now that I admit my mistake, it's too late." Wanting to tease him once, Liu Lindong simply put on a very ghostly expression, with a gloomy expression on his face: "Say it yourself, how do you want me to punish you!"

"Woo, don't hurt me, I'm so scared." Based on their understanding of each other, of course they know that each other's fear or hostility are all fake, all acting.But for some reason, no one wanted to expose it, and they continued to play with joy, making it seem like it was real.Han Pangyuan even imagined himself as a weak woman who encountered thugs in the bloody TV series.Shrinking into a ball in fear, he hugged his arms with both hands, showing a pitiful expression: "The hero, spare your life!"

This line almost made Liu Lindong burst into laughter, the corners of his mouth twitched, and his face trembled unnaturally for a long time before he couldn't hold back the laughter.

"Shut up, if you cry again, I will rape you first and then kill you, then rape and then kill, until you can't be killed!" Liu Lindong also assumed the posture of a bandit and villain, and cooperated with the idiot to finish the dog blood theater: "However, If you are willing to be obedient, I will take you back to be Mrs. Yazhai. You will eat delicious food and drink hot food. Not only will you have new clothes to wear, but you will also have money to spend. At night, I will feed you with both upper and lower mouths to ensure that you will be comfortable. Awow."

"The treatment is so good?" The idiot's eyes flashed, he didn't look like a victim, it was clearly rape and adultery!

"Of course, but I have to do it first, sir, I want to inspect the goods." He opened his knees vigorously, and his private parts were almost completely exposed to the air. Let the little stick look up.

"I said no, you can't understand people's words, right? Damn, why do you use seeds now!" Suddenly, the notification of seed refreshing sounded, and after three seconds, the restriction was lifted.Han Pangyuan didn't have time to put on his clothes, so he could only turn out from the kitchen window and join the battle quickly.They are usually unable to leave the houses they live in, unless it is the time for the seeds to be refreshed. Of course, they will be killed if they do not come back on time after going out.

After Liu Lindong ate the seeds, he couldn't participate in the snatching, so he had to watch by the window.Yue Ye came in to get water, saw the clothes all over the floor, shrugged: "You guys have taken over the kitchen, I've been thirsty for a long time."

"Sorry, we'll go to the room when he comes back." After all, he was unreasonable, and his attitude was naturally much better than usual.

"That's not necessary, I don't mean to drive you away." Yue Ye smiled amiably, her thick and long eyelashes were like two small fans, and cunningly asked: "Before going back, let's cook something to eat, except for Han Fangyuan. , Whoever cooks the food is not delicious, I have had enough of eating dry food."

"Okay, I'll tell him." Although Liu Lindong is a very possessive person, he is not stingy enough to prevent others from seeing Xiao Yuan or eating the food he cooks.

But the situation outside is not good, so he can't take Yue Ye into account.

Han Pangyuan and the others went out for less than 2 minutes, and the system sounded the notification of the zombie attack again, and hundreds of zombies were quickly brushed in the public area, overwhelming the public area.There is no worse situation than now, almost all the players are concentrated there, surrounded by countless monsters, it has become a mobile meal for zombies.Those who did not respond in time died on the spot, Absolute Charm made a decisive decision, gave up the snatching of seeds, and led everyone back to the house.A small wave of zombies followed, but fortunately they were blocked by the planted plants.

"Yishuang, what's wrong with you?" The sorcerer Yishuang walked last, his complexion was not very good, pale.

"I'm sorry, I've been too nervous these days. I didn't have a good rest. I was a little dazed just now." It's understandable to be a little frightened when you come into contact with so many zombies at close range. Click back to Room Adjustments.He didn't shirk, he stepped up the stairs in two or three steps, and quickly disappeared from everyone's sight.

"Why do I think he's a bit weird." Asked by Yue Ye to cook, Han Pangyuan rolled up his sleeves and started to work, while whispering to the man: "I was fine before going out, it doesn't look like I didn't sleep well."

"Scared." Liu Lindong also felt that he was abnormal, but because he didn't get along much, it was hard to make a conclusion.

"Sorry, I wasn't scared. By the way, did you see my brave performance just now? I killed two zombies with a flying kick, turned around and killed two more. The record is impressive!" I didn't notice that I was almost naked, and the fluffy tail on my ass was flicking around.Taking out the ingredients from the refrigerator, he cracked the eggs and claimed credit: "If it wasn't for me, Yingning would have been bitten just now, no matter what, I would be his savior, so you don't even come to thank me."

"Even if you don't cut it, the little tire will cover you." Although the archer hit him with trembling hands, the situation was too chaotic at that time, so no one else could be blamed.In all fairness, he has a high accuracy rate and is a rare good shooter.

"I heard that he used to be a special soldier, specializing in sniping. This game is really Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon. It's amazing to just pull one out." There were too many people, and it was impossible to prepare exquisite dishes to satisfy everyone's tastes, so he Decided to make the simplest egg fried rice, and then a cabbage tofu soup.The cold dish is fermented soybeans mixed with scallions, which is delicious and appetizing, and it goes well with rice.While he was busy, he exchanged information with Liu Lindong: "Vatican came to me today and said that Garner was missing. I think something is wrong."

"Never mind, this matter has nothing to do with us." Liu Lindong didn't think as much as he did, as long as Xiao Yuan wasn't involved, he wouldn't get involved in other matters.

Seeing that he was not interested, Han Pangyuan stopped talking, but just wondered what the Gita was going to do.

In the next few hours, I spawned three seeds and four zombies.The interval between zombie spawns became shorter and shorter, and the number increased every time. At one point, they dug up several of their plants and almost broke into the house.Fortunately, in the end, there was no danger and survived the attack safely.But frequent refreshing made everyone feel tired, so they had to drink vitality potion as water and rely on the effect of the potion to maintain energy.At night, new players entered this level, and room 1 on the opposite side got a keyword upgrade.

Michele, unhappy with the stagnant points, finally exploded.He made a new plan, sold all the dead plants to NPCs, and exchanged two out cards.

The going out card allows the player to leave the house for 15 minutes. It is absolutely charming. Take Tianqing with you, and dig up other players' plants to destroy them when others are not prepared.Michelle's method is very despicable, even if they can't upgrade, they can't let others take the lead. Others are somewhat disgusted with this method, but no one has stood up to oppose it.After all, this is a competition for victory with flesh and blood, and life and death is the only criterion!

Only Han Pangyuan was at a loss. He asked Liu Lindong, is it right for us to do this?

Liu Lindong thought for a while, shook his head, and nodded again.

A night of silence passed, and other players followed suit and wreaked havoc with out cards.The situation has become very chaotic, not only to fight zombies and grab seeds, but also to pay attention to sneak attacks by players.In order to prevent others from destroying the plants, Absolutely Charming ate a potato mine seed, and then gained the right to move freely on his own land, and stayed outside for several hours.

"He seems to be hiding from me on purpose." After changing shifts, Han Pangyuan went back to his room to catch up on sleep.

The man who has replanted all the consumed cannas is reading a book in the house, when he looked up, he heard Xiao Yuan discussing his rival in love, somewhat unhappy: "Wouldn't it be better to hide, lest I accidentally cut him down?" .”

"Please don't take him as an imaginary enemy. I think he is very pitiful. He can't help himself in everything." With such an unscrupulous father who shoulders too many heavy responsibilities, he has never been easy, and must have been very hard.

After saying this, he couldn't help but think of the Gita again. That crazy god was in a sense as unhappy as Absolutely Charming.He sighed softly and looked at Liu Lindong: "Lin Dong, I love you, and you love me too, we are so happy...Listen, to be with you, I am luckier than all the people in the world combined, And be happy, so let's not bother with the less fortunate, shall we?"

"Okay, as long as I have you, I don't care about the others." Putting his arms around his head, the man turned his gaze out of the window.

Absolutely charming has been patrolling the land, not letting go of any blind spots, just looking up at Han Pangyuan's room from time to time.The moment their eyes met, both of them had an irresistible hostility. Liu Lindong didn't like his overly revealing affection, and he didn't like a man's desire for monopoly.Because of Han Pangyuan, because this idiot only loves one person, these two will never be friends!

"Sleep for a while, wake me up in four hours, and I'll change shifts." Yawning, Han Pangyuan got into bed, found the most comfortable position, and breathed evenly after a while.

Liu Lindong looked at him with loving eyes, pressed a kiss on his forehead, and stood by him...

"These two people love each other very much, and they don't get tired of it." Under the misty clouds, the inner bedroom of the luxurious palace is decorated with resplendent and magnificent decorations. Fan Ge hugged the pillow and watched Han Pangyuan and Liu Lindong's every move from the illusion.His father hugged him from behind, almost begging, "If you want to find him, I'll let you go. Why are you still so unhappy when you come back? Good boy, don't get angry with Dad, just smile at me. "

"Old man, where did you hide Ghana!" After knocking off his father's hand, Fan Ge became more and more angry: "Stop pretending to be pitiful with me, I know you did it."

The God of Disaster shook his head helplessly: "It's not me who wants to hide him now, but he himself who wants to hide."

"Then you let me go, I'll go find it myself." Standing up, he was embraced by the King of God as soon as he left, and refused domineeringly: "No, you can't go anywhere. My child, are you My flesh and blood are the continuation of my life. I love you, and I cannot let you be exposed to danger, and I cannot let you die. You should know that as long as you leave my shelter, there are countless gods who want to crush you to ashes , put to death!"

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