You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"It's easy to say, this is beyond my control!" He was angry, and he opened his mouth to bite the man's wrist, the teeth marks were so deep that blood could ooze.

"Okay, let go, what's the point of having one more person in pain." The bite was so hard that even others couldn't bear to watch it. It was about to pull the crazy puppy, but was persuaded by Liu Lindong: "It's okay, let him bite. I owe him."

"It doesn't matter what method you use, let the liquid drain out quickly, I'm afraid that the belly of the little pig's trotters will really burst." The round belly has stretched to the point where the skin is shiny, which makes Absolutely Charming extremely worried.

Yueye proposed the method of surgical incision and drainage of the abdominal cavity, which was opposed by everyone.Michelle was worried that his artifact would not be able to take shape, while others were worried that Han Pangyuan's body would not be able to bear it, and they were even more worried that the medical conditions could not keep up, causing follow-up problems such as bleeding or infection.In desperation, he had no choice but to change the method, suggesting that Absolutely Charming use his fingers to pull apart the skin covering the male, insert a catheter into it, and drain the hot liquid little by little.

This seems to work!

Although Liu Lindong didn't want his love rival to touch his Xiao Yuan, he had no choice. Yue Ye couldn't do it alone, Michelle was too dirty and refused to do it, waiting for others would take time, and Han Pang Yuan couldn't stand it anymore.

"Be careful, don't make him sad." The man made a concession, closed his eyes, and didn't want to watch the next scene.

"You don't need to remind me what to do!" She was absolutely charming and turned her head away, trying not to look at that part, but the heat and breath still rushed towards her face, and even the pulse of her private parts was so clear.This is a silent torment for him, the one he loves is lying there with someone else's thing in his mouth, and he has to use his own hands to help him relieve the pain, and he can't have any extravagant thoughts.

As soon as he moved his fingers, Han Pangyuan sobbed in pain, and wrapped the intruding object even harder. The scene was so embarrassing, even Liu Lindong, who never cared about other people's eyes, couldn't say anything good, and only Michelle seemed to be watching the show. .

After repeated attempts several times, the catheter finally entered the body, but new difficulties followed.The liquid produced with the artifact is translucent mucus with a certain thickness. The catheter is too thin to drain smoothly, and the fundamental problem is still not solved.

"Just put your fingers in it and try it, maybe you can stretch the inner wall to let the liquid flow out." Yue Ye was sweating profusely, and came up with an idea in a hurry.He has lived for dozens of years, and he has never seen such a big storm, but this is the first time such a shocking scene, and he can't calm down: "Try to go deep in, slow down, Liu Lindong, please cooperate."

"No..." Absolutely Charming tried for a long time, then shouted with a blue face, "Are you a donkey or some other animal? Why are you so long?"

The huge front end completely blocks the intestinal wall, and it must be longer than that to get the liquid out, but it's a pity that the absolutely charming fingers are not so heaven-defying.He was somewhat shocked, and worried about Han Pangyuan. He was so anxious that he didn't know what to do. He completely lost his usual calmness: "Little pig's trotter, how are you? Does it hurt? If it hurts, bite me."

Han Pangyuan pushed away his outstretched hand, wanted to curse but was exhausted, and cried as soon as he opened his mouth: "It hurts... woo..."

"I can't help it, I think we can only cut off Liu Lindong's penis, and then find a way to break it and take it out little by little, otherwise the little pig's trotters will die of pain." The screams and those tears burned his remaining reason. He pulled out his weapon and was about to cut him down, but Liu Lindong couldn't help but punched him in the face, cursing a few words: "You're out of your mind, stay away from me!"

In order to save his life, he hugged Han Pangyuan, but he didn't know that this action made the person in his arms feel more pain and howled loudly.

"Let him down, are you going to stab him to death, Michelle, drag your son away!" There was such a chaos, Yue Ye couldn't stand it anymore, so he had to ask unrelated people to go out and try to find a solution.When there were only three of them left in the room, he was about to cry, unable to find any effective solution...

"He has refined a few artifacts, how long does it usually take to come out?" The abdomen swelled to the limit, but fortunately it didn't continue to swell, it seems that the only step left is to produce it.

"It used to be very fast. I've never been delayed for so long. What's the matter?" Probably because the artifact blocked the exit, Han Pangyuan's mind was blurred due to the pain, and both eyes were out of focus.Liu Lindong's heart ached so much that he kept kissing his body to distract him: "Xiao Yuan, can you hear me? Don't be afraid. I'm here and Yue Ye is here. He will find a way. I promise everything will be fine. of."

"Yeah, nothing will happen." Yue Ye also comforted him: "Everyone is worried about you, you have to be strong."

The players of the God of Time are not bad. Except for Michelle and a few subordinates, there are no villains and evil people, and they can take care of each other at critical moments.I just heard that something happened to Han Pangyuan, Ying Ning and others wanted to rush over, but they were stopped by Yue Ye, it was difficult to do things with too many people, and they still had tasks to do, but the concern was from the heart, it was definitely not a hypocritical courtesy .

"It's coming out..." Han Pangyuan was grateful and wanted to say a few words of thanks, but a stirring in his lower abdomen made him sit up suddenly.

Compared with the continuous pain, this moment was simply too good. He let out the sound of being relieved from his long-standing constipation, opened the door wide, and spit out the thing he had been biting to death.When it first slid out, a kazoo was still attached to the top of Liu Lindong’s male body, and the kazoo turned into a pendant on the piercing ring within two seconds of contact with the air, and the system also sent out a notification in due course. Congratulations to player Liu Lindong for obtaining the artifact treble laser cannon!

"Treble...what the hell?" Before Han Pangyuan could react, Yueye yelled to stay away from him, dragged him up from the bed, and the two rolled to the corner of the room together.

"Be careful!" Liu Lindong's masculine symbol was already on the verge of eruption, but he was bitten just now and couldn't vent. Now he is free from restraint and erupts soon.

Because he became an artifact, he didn't know what the liquid he shot would become.It's only when you actually shoot that you realize how powerful it is.It was no longer a liquid, but some kind of laser beam, blasting out with a piercing screech, smashing the bed apart, and blasting a hole in the floor, all the way down to the ground floor.

I rely on!This is the only thought in Han Pangyuan's mind!

"I bet you can shoot through a one-meter-thick steel plate." Yue Ye inspected the damaged floor and came to an incredible conclusion: "Although the lethality is great, this is too impractical. You can't hit the enemy every time Take off your trousers first."

"My friend, thank you very much for your help, but can you leave us alone for a while now?" The man was also dizzy and didn't want to say a word of extra words.He randomly picked up half of the bed sheet, wrapped up Han Pangyuan, and carried him to the bathroom to wash his body.Yue Ye blindfolded her eyes very sensibly, pretending she didn't see anything, strode out of the messy room, and said: "Got it, the light bulb will leave now, and I will help you stop the unimportant people!"

"Does it still hurt?" He had no time to care about others, and when he got to the bathroom, the man put Han Pangyuan into the bathtub filled with warm water, found essential oils on the sink, and rubbed them on his hands to help him massage his shoulders and neck.

"It doesn't hurt anymore, it's just too embarrassing, I really want to die." I don't want to recall the scene just now, it is simply a stain in my life.When he said that, the man was a little displeased, lowered his head and bit his ear as punishment: "Why, it's embarrassing to be seen having sex with me?"

"You know I don't mean that." I like to hold on to his little braids and pick words, which makes Han Pangyuan feel uncomfortable: "The problem is that we broke up and got mixed up, what should others think."

"It's none of their business." Liu Lindong disagreed.

It doesn't matter whether it's seen or it becomes an artifact, it's not a big problem for a man.The only thing that bothers him is that a certain organ has become a lethal weapon, and he will no longer be able to have sex with his beloved in the future. This is a very painful thing, and it feels very difficult just thinking about it.However, in order not to turn Han Pangyuan into a meat sauce, he must endure until he finds a solution!

"Xiao Yuan, aren't you afraid?" Speaking of which, seeing him shoot through the floor, Han Pangyuan didn't run away immediately. Could it be that if he doesn't run away, the Death Star will change his personality?

"Huh, if it's you, I can tolerate it. If I have the ability, I can stuff the laser cannon in. No matter how powerful it is, I can crush it." The atmosphere seems to be back together again, maybe they shouldn't break up at all , because there are no other two people who are so compatible in this world.Liu Lindong smiled, lowered his head and kissed him heartily, and promised softly: "Don't be so tolerant to me, I hurt you and should be punished. I don't dare to hope to get back together until you completely relieve your anger."

"That's true." Han Pangyuan nodded, and felt that he should not be too soft-hearted: "By the way, you can use the game manager to call and call other people. Why didn't anyone respond when I called you?"

"Uh, this..." The man was at a loss for words, not daring to say that he asked everyone not to expose it, so that he could use Henry's appearance to approach Han Fangyuan.But his hesitant appearance is too suspicious, it's hard not to think of it that way, so someone's face sank: "I knew, you didn't take off your clothes when you were doing it, it's because I'm afraid I'll see your tattoo, bastard , you know how to lie to me, are you sick, so you like to use the appearance of others to force me. Abnormal, crazy, mentally twisted!"

"Yes, I am perverted, insane, and psychologically distorted. But it is undeniable that it is quite fresh to change the way of playing once in a while, isn't it fun for you?" The man can feel whether he is uncomfortable or not.

"It feels good this time, but it's also because I know who you are in advance. It feels good because it's you, not because of another person. Do you understand the cause and effect relationship? I can't imagine being with you. It's disgusting to be with other people, so don't do that." He lowered his eyelids, the fog made his eyes wet, making the man think he was crying, and he felt even more guilty: "I'm sorry, I will never do that kind of thing again Yes, I swear!"

"How much is your oath worth?" Han Pangyuan sneered.

The man may have made a similar promise before, but it still made him want to die, so this also confirms the old saying - the country is easy to change, and the nature is hard to change.

Trying to transform an extreme chauvinist into a good man is simply impossible, even with his toes, so he has given up hope.As long as it doesn't happen that he becomes someone else and rapes him, everything else can be compromised and tolerated.Of course, you can't tell Liu Lindong this kind of thinking, otherwise he will be unscrupulous and extremely proud.

"By the way, how to get the prestige of the Senate is to do the task of killing monsters?" Han Pangyuan brought the topic back to the game and asked the question he had been worried about: "You have all changed, but I am still the original identity , Does it matter? I think everyone has their own duties, and I, a commoner, shouldn’t be able to enter the palace at will. Haven’t you become a prince? Get me an official position.”

"I've thought about this question. The vacancies are not very good. Why don't you marry me as a princess." The man smiled happily, showing the expression that he had planned for a long time and finally achieved his wish: "Don't refuse, this is for Earn the prestige of the Senate as soon as possible, and it will be easier for heirs with spouses and heirs to get their support."

"Are you sure the people in the Senate are so easy to fool? Be sober, no one will support the male princess, where do you want me to give birth to a child." The best way to deal with the dishonest Liu Lindong is to ignore him.

Han Pangyuan wrapped a bath towel and walked back to the severely damaged bedroom, trying to find a set of clothes to put on, but turned around and found women's clothes.

"It's not so enlightened that the people here support gay marriage, but you can pretend to be a woman." Liu Lindong looked serious, not joking at all, and showed him the gorgeous long dress that is common in European movies: "Anyway You are white and tender, put on makeup, cover your Adam's apple, and keep silent, you can definitely hide your body, and the Senate will not send someone to check your nakedness."

"No, it's easy for me not to speak, but how could the prince marry a mute, they would definitely not agree." She shook her head, continued to shake her head, and shook her head resolutely.

No matter how you look at him, he is not a material for a fake girl. To pretend to be a beauty, only Michelle or a handsome guy with a feminine style like Absolute Charm can do it. At worst, there is a ready-made Moonlight Night. Although she is a loli, she has always maintained the appearance of a little girl.Looking at him again, he is fat and round, so he doesn't blow himself up.Seeing his refusal, Liu Lindong could only persuasion patiently: "Just say that you were attacked and frightened yesterday, and temporarily lost the ability to speak, and the problem will be solved."

"Why don't you find someone who is prettier, I'm so ugly..." He has a low self-esteem in terms of appearance, especially surrounded by a group of outstanding and tall people, his height is almost the same as a hobbit: "If you want me to say Yue Ye is the most suitable candidate, anyway, he has been a fake mother for decades, so he is very handy."

"Don't think about Yue Ye, he looks at most 12 years old, do you want me to become a perverted pedophile?" Persuasion doesn't work, so go ahead.

Liu Lindong lost his patience and planned to force Han Pangyuan to wear tights, but the other party didn't cooperate, and the two scuffled in the room.Of course it's not the kind of going all out, it's more like playing around, chasing and fleeing, laughing more than fighting.

"Little idiot, I've caught you!" Finally, the man pressed the panting prey firmly on the bed, and grabbed his hands: "Tights, skirts, and suspenders are all indispensable. If you are sensible, please wear them for me." Tidy up, and then go to the hall to hold the wedding ceremony. Otherwise... be careful, I will execute you on the spot!"

"I said Liu Lindong, did you make a mistake? First of all, I didn't forgive you, why did I act with you? Second, if you want to marry me, shouldn't you propose first? What's the point of pressing me like this? I don't know I thought you were going to get stronger again." Pushing the man away hard, Han Pangyuan sat up, not to be outdone, and rode back on him, occupying the commanding heights: "But I am not such a domineering, unreasonable guy, in order to win the game, It's okay for me to wear women's clothing, but it's unfair for me to wear it alone, and you have to accompany me."

"Please, which country's prince have you seen wandering around in long skirts?" The man imagined how he looked in a lace dress, and suddenly felt chills all over his body.

"Then go find someone else and see who is willing to make trouble with you, a sadist." He refused, and Han Pangyuan refused to give in, and the two stalemate for a long time.It seems that Xiao Yuan is no longer the little white rabbit who listens to what the man says. Liu Lindong weighed the pros and cons in his heart, finally sighed, and said: "Only at night, when we are alone together, we are not allowed to take pictures. Can't tell anyone!"

"Understood, you can choose what you want me to wear." Although he was not very satisfied with the result, it was still very cool to let the ghost animal Chauvin pig do this, so he didn't continue to embarrass him.

Liu Lindong shook his head, and reselected a white tights, a petticoat of the same color, and a purple long skirt from the cabinet.While Han Pangyuan was researching these complicated clothes, the men began to choose wigs and hats again. In short, he prepared all the necessary accessories for ladies in high society.

"Lin Dong, come and help me, I don't know how to wear this." He had seen tights before, but he couldn't tie the straps on the back at all.

"Take a deep breath and tighten your stomach. I'm going to use my strength." Although Liu Lindong studied fine arts, he also took design for a school year, and he is no stranger to medieval dresses.He quickly helped his lover fasten the tights, put on the suspenders, and adjusted them carefully until they fit perfectly.Although Han Pangyuan is not fat, he is a man after all, and his frame is still thicker. After wearing a petticoat, he does not have the charm of a woman at all. Instead, he is a bit thick-shouldered, which made him complain: "I just said no, it's so ugly, I don't want to wear it!"

Unable to bear his weird appearance like a clown, he started to take off his clothes.

"Light colors will make people look a little swollen. It's okay. You'll be slender when you put on the outer skirt. You're right." He took out the dark purple long skirt and put it on for Xiao Yuan with his own hands.

Because of the tailoring, this skirt doesn't have such an exaggerated hem, it doesn't rise as high as the general court dress, it hangs down and drags on the ground softly, and with the neckline design, it is indeed not that strong.But Han Pangyuan still felt very awkward, and he appeared dazed in front of the mirror, timid, a little cautious who had never seen the world.But he didn't know that Liu Lindong simply loved his expression.

"Put on the wig, it might be a bit hot." He chose light brown slightly curly long hair, tied it into a clean and refreshing bun, pinned it with delicate beads, and began to show femininity: "Do you want to put on makeup, your face It's a little too pale."

"It's all done like this. If you don't draw me beautifully, be careful that I will bite you to death." After giving him a blank look, Han Pangyuan decided to play this role well and show some queenly temperament.But he is really not suitable for women's clothing, no matter how you look at it, he looks awkward, a bit like a shemale who hasn't grown up well.He himself was dissatisfied and disgusted, but Liu Lindong liked it very much, and carefully helped him apply powder, draw eyebrows, and brush eyelashes, and the effect was actually very good.

"Look, my Xiaoyuan, my princess, you are so beautiful." He hugged him from behind, and the two of them stood in front of the mirror for a long time, looking at the seemingly well-matched couple inside, quietly enjoying this moment.

"Why did we break up again?" Han Pangyuan lowered his head, staring at the floor, not daring to look at Liu Lindong's face, feeling pain even for a second.

"Because I did something too much and hurt you, it's all my fault." The man sighed and held his hand: "You're right, I'm a real coward, because I can't confirm that you have Love me so much, so I did those absurd stupid things to prove the doubts in my heart. Now I know I was wrong, Xiaoyuan, I'm sorry, I'm a jerk, you should be angry."

"Actually, I am not angry anymore. I just think that we have missed too much. Why can't we cherish each other after we are together?" , even broke up twice: "Speaking of it, I was also wrong. Because I was too weak, I always relied on you and left everything to you, which made your machismo swell out of control. In fact, this problem I After thinking about it for a long time, maybe I should be stronger, become independent, and have my own life."

"Are you not going to forgive me?" These words stung Liu Lindong, he grabbed Han Pangyuan's arm and dragged him into his arms: "Don't do this, I don't want to hear such words, if you hate me, punish me , but cannot leave me."

"Lin Dong, you still don't understand, I just don't want to be so humble in love, and I don't want to be your toy or accessory." I want to fight side by side with him, I want to help him repel the enemy, I want the two of us to overcome difficulties together, but these words And I don't know how to say it: "Because I love you so much, I have no self anymore, and I am even willing to be raised by you like a livestock. This is incredible. Normal people would not have such terrible thoughts. I am very scared, afraid of myself... …would be like a pervert."

"So what about perverts, you care so much about other people's opinions?" Liu Lindong has always acted his own way and is not afraid of the eyes of the world at all, so he can't understand Han Pangyuan's fear: "It doesn't matter if I'm a saucy pig or a sadist. Even if it is crazy, it has nothing to do with others. I care about you, only you, and you should only look at me and only consider my thoughts. "

"It's too difficult. Living in society, how can you not care about those gossips?" People's words are scary, especially for people like Han Pangyuan who are not strong enough inside, can't imagine how to face the stinging reality: "Life is not Game, one day we will leave here, real life is much crueler than here, how do you tell your parents that you are in love with me. I am a man, the law does not recognize our relationship, and I cannot pass on your family. Have you thought about the difficulties we are facing, this is not a matter of two people... Sorry, I said something unsightly again, ignore me, let me be alone."