You can't hurt the author who wears meat

"Here again, aren't you tired of playing?" Han Pangyuan looked at the eggs waiting to break their shells, and was really worried that a monster with teeth and claws that could breathe fire would emerge halfway through, but the man didn't care at all, he insisted on pressing the person into a position that was convenient for entering, and moved forward. The gun goes into battle.Having been tossed so many times, no matter how unadapted it is, there is a conditioned reflex. When the hard object invades, the person who is the receiver instinctively twists his body to cater to the impact.This response made Liu Lindong very proud, he became very excited, and even shook his waist complacently: "Xiao Yuan, look, your body is so obsessed with me, and you won't leave for a moment, so tightly entwined, how greedy. How could you live without my grace."

The fast movement is more intense than ever, and the man seems unable to suppress the outburst of emotion, and he doesn't care if it will damage the people under him, just plundering without restraint.

"Hmm..." Han Pangyuan gritted his teeth to hold back the overwhelming pleasure, and put his forehead on the floor. The hard touch made him regain his sanity, and said with the last bit of strength, "The egg... is about to hatch..."

As soon as the words were finished, there was a click, and the eggshell cracked, and an ugly alien shape that could not be described in words popped out of it.The man cursed secretly for his bad luck, suddenly twitched fiercely in Han Pangyuan's body, then pulled out the male thing that was about to explode, and shot at the monster, immediately blasting the screaming monster to nothing.After killing the monster, he pulled Han Pangyuan up, complacent: "This artifact is quite useful, and its destructive power is much stronger than that of a big sword."

"It's a good fart, if you don't take it out, you'll beat me to death!" After regaining his freedom, his first action was to wipe his butt, and then he found anti-inflammatory ointment from the void warehouse and applied it.Without lubrication, after stabbing so fiercely for a long time, the entrance has already burst. Just now, because the pleasure affected other sensations, I only found the burning pain after doing it.

"Let me see." Liu Lindong is not a hard-hearted person either, seeing that he was injured, he took the ointment on his own initiative.He opened the tightly closed buttocks, and found that although the folds were a little red and swollen, there was no bleeding and it was fine: "You deserve it for not relaxing."

"Who told you not to lubricate!" He was the one who was injured, and he was the one who was blamed, how could such a thing happen!

"Xiao Yuan, you've learned to talk back now." The man's face sank, and he slapped his butt a few times, leaving two red palm prints.

The crisp applause echoed in the room. This sound could easily make people feel ashamed, and it made Han Pangyuan blush.Liu Lindong took the opportunity to say a lot of hot sentences and practice language training. In the end, even the God of Time Traveling couldn't stand it anymore, and appeared again: "I said, can you stop using this as a love hotel? This is a transit station, just for supplies. No, it's not a place for you to have sex."

"It turns out that gods also have voyeurism." Liu Lindong didn't care about other people's eyes, but knew that Xiao Yuan would be shy, so he quickly helped him pull up his pants.

"Who cares to see you two perverts?" God was furious and drove people out of the transfer station.

"It's so hot." As soon as he left the transfer station, Han Pangyuan began to complain that the temperature was unbearably high.Even though the team uniform has the function of regulating body temperature, the face and neck are exposed, and within half a minute, it is already profusely sweating.Liu Lindong is not much better. They live in the southwestern region with a pleasant climate and moderate temperature. They have never experienced what is called scorching heat, let alone the heat that can bake eggs in the desert.

The man took out a hat and umbrella with sun protection function and put it on Xiao Yuan. He put on a baseball cap and walked in the boundless desert.The last time they came was in the evening, the temperature dropped, and it was not an extremely cold night, so it was not difficult.But now, even Liu Lindong felt the heat was unbearable and his strength was exhausted.

The desert is extremely quiet, if you don't speak, there will be only the whistling wind.The whole world is a dizzying yellow, and as far as the eye can see, there are only rolling sand dunes, vast and endless.

After walking for an hour, there was an explosion sound in the distance. He took out his long-sighted glasses to watch. Two groups of players were fighting. The man immediately changed his route and walked in the opposite direction.

There are no obvious markers here, and it is not known where the water source is, but it is said in the information book issued by the God of Transmigration that the oasis will be randomly refreshed in the nightmare space, and the location is uncertain, and the time of existence is uncertain.There are plenty of plants and drinking water in the oasis, and they have special effects. After eating, you can replenish your physical strength. If you are lucky, you may also encounter fruits that have healing or detoxification effects.

The current world is no longer Han Pangyuan's flesh and blood, but a genuine battlefield. For them who have no combat experience, the only way out is to avoid enemies who can fight hard and find keywords under the premise of saving their lives.

"Are you tired? Sit for a while." There is a boulder not far away, and you can take a rest in the shadow.

Han Pangyuan squinted his eyes, nodded, and moved his legs in that direction, trying not to become a burden: "Actually, I'm very scared. If we don't get the key words, we will die."

"Then I will die too, and you are not alone." As long as you can be with Xiao Yuan, physical death is actually not that terrible. The man behaves calmly, but it does not mean that Han Pangyuan can also face death.After walking a few steps, he suddenly stopped and looked around the desolate desert, with a look of despair in his eyes: "It's better to live than to die, even ants steal their lives, let alone human beings."

"Don't think so much, let's go, I'll make you something to eat later." Liu Lindong took his hand, found a shady place to sit down, took out water and food from the empty warehouse, and the two ate together.

As long as you avoid direct sunlight on your body, the temperature seems to drop a few degrees, and even the gravel is no longer hot under the shadow.Han Pangyuan was greedy for coolness, and he couldn't walk anymore, so he refused to move when he sat down, and looked at the man eagerly, wanting to rest for a while.But they weren't the only ones who couldn't stand the heat. This boulder was at least a dozen meters high, and it was quite conspicuous in the desert. Other players would gather here to rest when they were tired from walking.So after replenishing your strength, it's better to leave as soon as possible.

"If you can't walk, I'll carry you on my back." The man bent down, motioning for him to climb up.

"You still carry me, you're choking on yourself." After drinking half a bottle of water, Han Pangyuan hiccupped, showing no intention of standing up.He lay down in another direction, fanned the wind with his hat, and his expression was a bit confused: "With no destination and no idea how to get the key words, with no clues, where should we go, do you have a clue? I said, with such aimless consumption of physical strength, not to mention whether you can touch the oasis, or you may encounter wandering monsters, it is better to stay here and wait for the opportunity."

He suddenly became negative, which made Liu Lindong very irritable: "Then I will watch, you sleep for a while, and we will leave when you wake up, okay?"

The man took the umbrella and fanned him.

The refreshing wind rushed towards his face, Han Pangyuan felt comfortable, yawned twice, and soon fell asleep.It should be said that he was born with few tendons or that his brain can't bend. It's at this juncture. Just now he was worried that he wouldn't be able to survive, but now he can sleep so soundly when he is full.But that's okay, at least don't worry about it.Seeing his peaceful sleeping face, the man also heaved a sigh of relief, and the tension and stiffness after entering the nightmare space gradually eased.What to do with so many thoughts, whether you can find the key words or not, whether you will die or not is not a big problem, as long as you enjoy every minute and every second with Xiao Yuan at the last time.

Of course, the most important thing is to let him forgive himself, and he will be fine.Although their relationship seems to be back to the past, Han Pangyuan has never let go of his reconciliation, which made Liu Lindong feel uncomfortable every day.

But he doesn't want to force him...

"Xiaoyuan, I seem to have changed. I'm not as domineering as before. Is it a good thing?" I whispered in his ear, even I couldn't believe the change: "It turns out that to love someone is just to use all your strength. Not enough. I no longer want to imprison you and deprive you of your happiness, because, if you are unhappy, I will not be happy either."

"It's so affectionate. I don't know if it's luck or misfortune for Xiao Yuan to be loved so domineeringly and fiercely by you." A sentence with a gentle tone but harsh content came from behind. Liu Lindong stood up in shock and swung his big sword across Fend off enemies on your chest.The person who came was smiling, he was the only one, his hair was messed up by the wind, he was carrying a big rucksack, and he didn't make any offensive moves.He combed the messy hair like a bird's nest with his fingers, and said amiably as always: "Relax, the desert is too hot, I don't have any sunshade tools, I want to take a rest here."

After speaking, he took two steps towards the shadow.

"Stop, this is my territory." Although the man was still smiling, his intuition told Liu Lindong that he had undergone a fundamental change.Although I can't tell the specific problem, there is a sense of danger: "I don't like outsiders wandering around my territory."

"Mr. Liu, I told you that you are old and not young. Why is your secondary illness still not cured? Is your name written on this place?" Hanxiao spread his hands irrelevantly, ignoring threats, walked to the boulder and sat down. He took out the food and water and ate it on his own: "I advise you to put down the sword. If you have time to guard against me, you might as well spare some strength to cut down the real enemy. You are facing more threats than you imagined."

It seemed that he didn't want to stir up trouble.

Liu Lindong hesitated for a while, put away his sword, and walked back to Han Pangyuan.Maybe it was because he was too tired, he slept soundly, and even the conversation just now didn't wake him up.The man sat next to him like this, staring at Hanxiao, as if facing a formidable enemy.Michelle is definitely not normal, but I can't tell what's wrong, in short, it's full of incongruity.

What was wrong? Just as he was thinking about this question, there was a sharp and piercing strange sound not far away.

"It's still chasing me." Shaking his head with a smile, he stuffed the bread into his mouth, jumped up nimbly, ran over a few steps, and carried Han Pangyuan, who had just opened his eyes from sleep, on his shoulders.Before Liu Lindong could react, he ran away.

The man looked dumbfounded, but the sand behind him rolled fiercely, and a huge earth-boring worm rose from the yellow sand. The exposed part was at least three or four stories high, and the one hidden underground was not known how long. .Holding the big sword, Liu Lindong saw that Hanxiao had already run a hundred meters away from the corner of his eye, and shouted at him that he was an idiot, and didn't run away, so he gave up the fight, left two self-exploding sheep to attract the monster's attention, and fled eastward with Hanxiao .

"Smile?" Han Pangyuan was carried on his shoulder by a tall smile, and he didn't understand what happened, so he was at a loss.

"Xiaoyuan, are you awake? Just now Liu Lindong wanted to bully you again, I couldn't see it and stole you here, now let's go to a safe place, lest he keep you out of bed for a few days." Keep moving fast At the same time, he was still joking, which is absolutely impossible for a real smile.Liu Lindong looked at all this with cold eyes, and did not expose it, but he had an extra layer of defense in his heart.

"He's used to it when he doesn't bully me." In fact, sometimes it's quite comfortable to be bullied: "Put me down, I can go by myself."

"No, you move slowly, and it will be a disaster if you are overtaken by the Burst Burrower." The huge bug is the lowest level wandering monster in the nightmare space, but its lethality is amazing, and it is relentless in pursuit.After it finds its prey, it will chase it to the ends of the earth like a hyena, and then tear the loser to pieces: "I don't want to become a worm's feed, so I wronged you to stay on my shoulder for a while."

"What kind of exploding earth borer..." Han Pangyuan rushed down, already dizzy from the shaking, but fortunately, this jolt lasted for about ten minutes, and finally stopped with a cheer.

It is the oasis that appears randomly that arouses the great joy of Xiaoxiao.

However, looking at the oasis from the game management area, there are already other players in it, and there are quite a few of them, five people, just a small team.With a smile, he picked his nostrils noncommittally, glared at Liu Lindong, and said with a smile: "To kill or go around, it's your choice."

"Let's go." Weighing the pros and cons, the chances of winning three against five are not high, and Han Pangyuan can't fight, so don't take risks.

Abandoning a great supply opportunity, they moved towards the edge of the map. The road was peaceful, not to mention players in twos and threes, and they didn't even meet wandering monsters.Han Pangyuan remembered the advice given by Fange, if he wanted to survive, he had to stay by Hanxiao's side, so he chased after Hanxiao like a tail, grabbed the other's arm, and said flatteringly: "Xiaoxiao, you are alone anyway, why don't we go together Let's take care of each other, so it's safer."

"Okay." He glanced at Liu Lindong with a half-smile, and said, "I'm afraid your man won't agree."

"Are you kidding again, he is not my man." Although it is a well-known fact that he was crushed and unable to get up, for the sake of male dignity, he still cannot admit it casually: "But how did you pass the level before, Why one person, other team members?"

The last stage suffered heavy casualties, so it shouldn't be mentioned again, but a certain idiot didn't keep his mouth shut for a while, and talked about it again.

"It's all dead, I'm the only survivor. If you say that the team that has survived the most players is your team of the God of Time, why are you also alone?" Hanxiao walked quickly, with a clear goal, and the man kept his face cold. Talking, following on the left, ready to enter the fighting state at any time, only Han Pangyuan, who didn't see anything, was so affectionate: "There is something wrong here, everyone is not united, hey, I don't know what happened to them. "

"You still have the mind to worry about others, you are an idiot." In competitive games, only one person is destined to become a god. At this time, he still cares about his opponent's life and death. Should he be called stupid or stupid.

"After all, we are friends." This is the truth.

After getting along during this time, except for the bad-hearted Michelle, everyone else has become a partner.

"Okay, then when I kill you, try to let you die with these people." Hanxiao suddenly stopped, the smile on his face disappeared, replaced by a strong murderous look.

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