How to break into a ring

Fay can understand many languages, but he will not deliberately change a word into another ethnic language to pronounce, nor does he understand the subtle differences in the pronunciation of different languages.

The name Gothor is obviously the Sindarin language, but Fay never thought of this, because he and Gothor have been speaking in the common language of the continent, and Fay doesn't know what kind of language the humans here usually use. The word is used as the name, so he didn't even have the idea of ​​doubt.

When the blond elf yelled "Morgoth" angrily, Fay's first reaction was not "Who is Morgoth" at all, his idea was particularly ridiculous - Fay thought that the Demon Lord Sauron had come to save the Ringwraiths !

Morgoth, in the Sindarin Elven language means: terrible darkness.

Just imagine a very powerful light elf suddenly looking at your direction angrily, and shouting vigilantly: Terrible darkness, the greatest enemy from the darkness!

Then who else?

Fay's breathing was almost stagnant, and when the eight Ringwraiths appeared on the wasteland, his spirit was already so tense that it was about to break.Then came the light elves who brought the giant eagle into battle, and now... even Sauron himself went out to rescue his subordinates?

Just when Fay was feeling flustered, the blond elf suddenly broke off his long sword and tore through the terrifying darkness covering the wasteland with a ball of dazzling white light. Falling into the thick down, he felt himself start to float, and watched his body suddenly become a phantom, and then was swallowed by white light.

No pain, no fear because everything happened so fast.

Basically, Fay's eyes went dark, and when he was about to open his eyes, he heard a crisp "choke".

——It's a very familiar feeling, without hands or feet, I can't use my strength.

——What a bizarre field of vision, all the 360-degree scenes around ten meters are unobstructed.

He turned back into a ring again! !

No, to be precise, his clothes were gone, his body collapsed, and he was forced to return to the Lord of the Rings.

Fay looked at the stone-carved birch colonnade and the silver fountain in front of him, and almost couldn't help but want to roll over and bump into the pillars.

OTZ, he watched a vigorous mudslide on the lonely mountain, rode a giant wolf to cross the Romanian wasteland, was taken as a prisoner by the wasteland tribe and brought into the underground fortress, and participated in the first half of the bloody battle in the wasteland. Limited, I really can't play it and can only watch. In the end, because of the sudden appearance of the demon king Sauron (inference error), all previous efforts were unlucky, and he was kicked back to the original point-and Bilbo Baggins, why are you still in the underground palace of the Elven King? !

The cost of accommodation and food in Mirkwood will be very high!Is there anything you can't think of about the Hobbit?

Bilbo picked up the Ring from the fountain, and said worriedly, "Perhaps it is trying to escape from me."

The cold golden ring reflects the water of the fountain. This is a remote corner behind the colonnade. Legolas, who is wearing a gray-green cloak, hangs a dagger carved with ivy patterns on his waist, and takes off the fir bow. Look carefully, the handsome face is full of joy and joy.

"Here, put this away!" Legolas threw over several packages wrapped in leaves.

Bilbo stuffed the Ring into his pocket, lifted the leaves, and was immediately embarrassed.

"Fresh dried raspberries. There is no sunlight in Mirkwood. These are dried in a special process in the wine cellar. The color is a bit ugly, but the taste is still the same..." Legolas saw Bilbo panicked. Stuffing the dried raspberries into the package, he asked suspiciously, "I remember you like this very much."

He also exposed his whereabouts because of stealing food.

"Oh, they're light, and easy to carry... I mean, they're not easy to break! They're so nice!" said Bilbo, looking down and packing up his things, incoherently.

Legolas didn't notice Bilbo's embarrassment, because hobbits were short, and if they lowered their heads, the elves really couldn't see their expressions and eyes.

"Dried raspberries are just ordinary food. I saw the elves from Lothlorien...the food they brought was lambas!" Legolas was very interested in everything outside Mirkwood. Bo said: "Lanbas is a kind of elf round cake. It is the method of making that Vera taught the elves. Just a small piece can save you from eating for a day."

"Ah, that sounds good."

The Lord of the Rings in the hobbit's pocket thought silently:

——It’s very good, it’s probably a high-grade compressed biscuit!

The gods in this world are so capable, they even studied how to make compressed biscuits.Is this the marching ration?Think about the rations of half-orcs in Mordor, and look at the elves... How do humans compare?Just talking about military supplies is far behind!

There was a commotion in the hall ahead.

"Why hasn't Lord Elrond come yet..." Bilbo quietly poked his head from behind the colonnade and looked out.

Then he couldn't help asking Legolas: "By the way, how is the situation on the other side of the Lonely Mountain?" "The dwarves of the Iron Hills have come."

Legolas didn't seem to want to talk about it, "They were confronting the people of Long Lake Town, and they heard that the dwarves had found the Mountain Heart Gem...but there are many other things, because they sank into Long Lake Here, the dwarves can't salvage, and the townspeople of Long Lake don't let the dwarven boats appear on the lake."

"...Forget it, they always get the treasure from the dragon, and they go back to their hometown." Bilbo said to himself, looking very depressed. "I am the most failed person in this adventure."

"No, you resisted the temptation of the Lord of the Rings!" A voice suddenly came from behind.

"Lord Elrond?" Bilbo turned quickly, and he carried the brown felt-covered bag on his back. He still held a short stout stick in his hand. "I'm all ready and ready to go."

"As I said, you can stay here for three days... As far as I know, the dwarves have not forgotten to rescue them from the dungeon." Elrond looked at Bilbo with sharp eyes, covered by the dark red robe The light source outside the corridor, behind him, the water droplets thrown by the fountain were smudged with a layer of gorgeous white light by the shimmer.

Suddenly a strange idea occurred to Bilbo.

Lord Elrond first came to the Mirkwood from the Holy White Council. Under the big black hooded cloak was a very ordinary robe, so the silver robe from the meeting in the Jungle, and this dark robe that he had seen in Rivendell. Where did the red clothes come from?

Although there were Noldor elves from Rivendell at the Jungle Conference, there were not many of them. It seemed that the only ones who went to the Romanian wasteland to wipe out the half-orcs were the elves of Roslorien and Mirkwood.After all, Rivendell was on the other side of the Misty Mountains, and it was too late to join the battle after a long journey—those Rivendell elves who rushed to attend the meeting in the dense forest couldn't have brought clothes for their lords!

"...They are willing to give you one fourteenth of the treasure."

"Huh?" Bilbo recovered himself. He had only heard Elrond's last words, and he emphasized at once: "Nothing can stop a hobbit from coming home! Not even treasure!"

Nor does it stop a hobbit from coming back to make tea and bake bacon and eat cake in front of the cozy fireplace!

—Wait, why did the hobbit go back?Isn't their itinerary going to Mount Doom to destroy the Lord of the Rings?

Fay was stunned by this series of events.

Now he doesn't know whether losing his mobile body is a good thing or a bad thing. If he is still in the Romanian Wasteland, he must be foolishly waiting for the Hobbit to come with the Lord of the Rings!

"Glorfindel will arrive by tomorrow evening at the latest. You take Bilbo out through the tunnel he discovered. Elaidan and Irohor are waiting for you not far from the Jungle River. You must cross the Misty Mountains as quickly as possible. , and finally remember..."

"No barrel?" Legolas asked.

Stories have spread that the townspeople of Long Lake picked up wooden barrels from the sandbar and found a group of dwarves.

Bilbo twisted his neck in embarrassment.

Elrond was obviously not in the mood for joking. The wise elf lord once again told Bilbo and Legolas: "Don't get too close to the north, where the remaining shadows haven't disappeared for 6000 years, and don't go south around the Pass of Isengard. Remember, stay away from the kingdoms of Gondor and Rohan, stay away from human settlements, don't go to Lothlorien, don't go through the tunnels of Moria..." "Moria?" Bilbo felt as if he had heard the name somewhere Pass.

"That's the land of the dwarves."

Elrond closed his eyes wearily, and said in a low voice: "Those dwarves keep digging ore. They always dig too deep. The dwarves of the lonely mountain dug the gem of the heart of the mountain. Have other dwarves been so lucky... That's something that Vala doesn't even know. The underground kingdom of Moria crosses the Misty Mountains, and there is a dangerous atmosphere there... Many half-orcs are hidden in the Misty Mountains, and Sauron will send them to intercept the Lord of the Rings."

"The Ringwraith?" Legolas immediately thought of the Witch King of Angmar.

"That's the worst-case scenario... but Glorfindel may have taken care of that for you."

Fay was about to sigh, how could this guess be close to the truth?

It's better to pray that the ring spirits don't appear. Sauron obviously didn't get the ring, so why did he appear?This formed a mystery in Fay's mind.

Gorsol...can only hope he's alright in the chaotic wasteland battlefield.

Fay thought about it carefully, and found to his dismay that his own identity was even more strange than Gosor's bizarre identity as "Haladrin Warlock".

It's not the identity of the Supreme Lord of the Rings, but the body he got inexplicably and is now destroyed.

Because no matter how powerful the Lord of the Rings is, it cannot be a god, not even a sub-god.The brown-robed wizard said he looked familiar, and he immediately thought of Glorfindel's name when he saw the blond elf. What's going on?

Fay decided not to think about such confusing things for the time being.

Because he had to make a new escape... oh no, a rolling plan.

"Find a chain, and put the ring on it." Elrond reminded Bilbo at last, hoping to make the latter wary: "Whether this ring is true or not, its owner will always be Sauron. The Ring wants to be returned to Sauron, and Isildur's unfortunate fate is enough to show that, Bilbo, don't let it be lost."

"..."

There is no chance of escape! !

Still chained! !

Who said the Lord of the Rings just wanted to go back to Sauron?The Lord of the Rings also has ideas!

Follow a demon king who is doomed to failure, and stand opposite the gods who have the entire world as a monitoring system and help the elves with logistics and news transmission. How will this battle be fought?

Fay wanted to curse the damned fate.

"I can always change this, it just takes time..." Fay thought to himself.

At this time, he didn't know that on the Romanian Wasteland, a dark force suddenly appeared and then disappeared rapidly, awakening Smaug who was snoring.

The dragon sniffed hard, following the smell of gold coins, first fiercely opened the defensive iron gates and stones of the underground fortress, amidst the panicked screams of the wasteland tribes, Smaug smashed the The hapless giant wolf swallowed it.

"Too poor, too poor!" Smaug didn't pay attention to those running around, and flew away in disgust.

When it appeared on that battlefield, it could only see half-orc corpses everywhere.

It squatted in the weeds and smelled it for a long time, and finally let out a roar: "The hateful light elves have taken my treasure!"

Just as Smaug spewed out flames angrily, a bandaged hand suddenly appeared, and the terrifying shadow and cold air formed a magic sword in his hand.

It was like a layer of water waves passing by, first a silhouette, then a hazy shadow, and the last figure slowly appeared in front of the dragon. At first it was the appearance of Anata, but when the entity gradually appeared, the long silver hair emerged from the tip of the dragon. It started to become pitch black, and continued to burn, the skin also turned light brown, and the dark blue eyes gradually blackened until nothing could be reflected in it anymore.

Scary black lines appeared on the neck and arms, and there were also on the face, but just as these ferocious and evil auras emerged, they were sucked away by the stone wrapped with a silver chain as a pendant.

At the same time, Anata's appearance is also changing. When the evil aura disappears, those original amazing charms also disappear.

In the end, he becomes the Gosor that Fay is familiar with.

Now the Shadow Demon Sword in Gorthor's hand is touching the hole in the jeweled armor on Smaug's left chest, and red blood is already flowing down the edge: "I don't need your obedience and loyalty, Glauron descendants, but I will use your life in exchange for you to do something for me."

Smaug glared at Gorthor fiercely, and it recognized the man before him as the Ringwraith who came to the Lonely Mountain to make trouble that day! !No matter how it changes, that terrifying dark force will not change!

These ring spirits can never be killed...

"If it is a request, I can hear it. If it is a threat, great Smaug would rather perish than grant it!" The dragon was still very stubborn.

"Then this is a request." Gosor said without any hesitation, "A hobbit named Baggins will return to Shire from the Misty Mountains, and he took Fay away!"

"Who is Fay?" Smaug asked curiously as he suddenly tilted his head and exhaled high-temperature steam.

"..."

"In Lonely Mountain, the one who killed me with you."

"What? He is the companion who can help me get back all the treasures, the dragon's companion! I have this hunch...Damn it, Shire! Baggins!" The dragon roared, and thick black smoke spewed out from its nostrils, "Smao Ge agrees to your request!"

The author has something to say: about why Sauron let Smaug go, and why he didn't go—

Because Smaug can fly ╮(╯_╰)╭

Yes, no doubt, it's that simple.In the world of the Lord of the Rings, there is no teleportation, no teleportation array, if you want to hurry, please ride a horse, climb a mountain, or take a flying eagle at most.

The wizards here don't Apparate, and neither do the Bosses.

small theater:

said Smaug darkly, Shire, Baggins!Aww——

The eight Ringwraiths looked back at the Witch King of Angmar: Boss, someone stole our movie lines. The Witch King of Angmar: I finally made me wait until this day, Lord Sauron is finally willing to change someone to find the Lord of the Rings!