How to break into a ring

If there is a new version of Fantastic Beasts, the Ministry of Magic will definitely give Balrog and Fay the five highest marks of danger!This can be seen from the fact that the escaped Auror did not return, only the snowflakes of accountability letters can be seen as the owl almost buried the white wizard.

The wizards of Hogsmeade were not as curious as yesterday, and dared to come to watch. They looked at the Balrog from a distance with terrified expressions.If it weren't for the Hogwarts professors here, they would definitely attack and drive away this monster that looks more like Satan than in the Muggle religious murals.

The professors didn't speak, but their attitude was obvious.

Hogwarts is a school, and there is only one week before the school starts. Before they figure out what the Balrog is, they will definitely not agree with the Balrog appearing in the school.Hogwarts has no shortage of magical items for lighting and heating.

So Fay was treated like a wandering wizard and escaped prisoner-to live in the Shrieking Shack, just outside Hogsmeade, where no one usually goes.

The roof was crooked and there was dust everywhere.

But compared with the old house of the Gaunt family, this place is not bad, especially from Fay's point of view, it is just in disrepair, and many places can be cleaned, and it is still a small two-story building, with a corridor, a living room, and a living room. .Although it was dusty and dilapidated, the curtains and sheets were not lacking.

Dumbledore had borrowed a house-elf.

Fay watched with interest as it used magic in a panic. The broom waved automatically, and the dust and garbage swirled and jumped out of the house automatically. Soon the glass and the floor became clean and tidy.

Hagrid volunteered to help, but he kept bumping into the ceiling and ripping out the curtains.

"Here's my homemade rock cake, I guess you haven't eaten yet," said Hagrid, rubbing his forehead.

Balrog's whole body is black, the muscles of his chest and arms are particularly rough (fed with a long whip), and there is also pitch-black fur, which extends from his neck to his lower abdomen. The flames on Balrog's body are not constantly burning.This appearance might seem horrible to others, but Hagrid only saw that the Balrog was pitiful.

No food, no drink, no clothes.

As for Fay... Fay doesn't look rich either.

The wizarding world couldn't prey as easily as in the Dark Forbidden Forest. Hogwarts had food supplies, but it was terrible outside.However, Hagrid's own life was not rich, and he was only a little better than the old administrator Filch at school, and he couldn't produce anything decent.

"Where's the kitten?" Hagrid turned left and right and didn't see the cage.

Fay pretended not to hear.

"Poor Professor Bubbaji, I heard that her condition is very serious and she needs to stay in St. Mungo's for a year to recuperate, and she insists on not going back to teach at Hogwarts, saying it is too dangerous." Hagrid rudely said Picking up all the broken tables and chairs and throwing them out, he said worriedly, "This is too bad! Those nasty Death Eaters!"

"Why don't you find another professor." Fay watched the house-elf timidly cleaning the fireplace.

"Who would want to?" Hagrid said dissatisfied. "Those cowards, they are afraid... Oh, the You-Know-Who is indeed scary. But they don't even dare to resist, they just hide at home and look through the defense guide issued by the Ministry of Magic."

After Fay thought about it carefully, the situation in the wizarding world was indeed grim. Nurmengard collapsed, and the German Dark Lord also escaped from prison.Originally, Dumbledore would also die by next summer... That was the darkest period of time, and the Ministry of Magic would also be controlled by Death Eaters.

That was Fay's idea!

Under normal circumstances, a person of unknown origin... No, it is a magical creature, let alone manipulating the Ministry of Magic, or even being a small employee in the Ministry of Magic.When the order is broken, those rigid regulations will become waste paper, and only power is the key.

Here, who can defeat Melkor?

"Damn it!" Fay suddenly thought of Sauron, he wasn't sure what this guy would do?Not to mention the numerical ratio of IQ strategy, Sauron alone is much more than him, and he only got to three when he even counted Smaug.

But Fay soon felt relieved, and he said to himself, "If Iluvita doesn't stand behind me, I'm sure fate won't be on Sauron's side either."

——Because Sauron couldn't understand English!

Fay thought proudly, of all the people from Arda, he is the only one who understands this world.

Fine, let's do it.When the war is over, those wizards have to thank him for preventing the bloodline theory of the Death Eaters from persecuting half-blood and hemp-seed wizards at a critical moment.

——If you do bad things, you should do what others sincerely thank you for.

After experiencing so many failures, he sees the world differently. If he is still as scumbag as before, and the whole world is against him, then don't be a god like Melkor.

Melkor has a strong desire to possess and control things, but if he really owns them, he likes to leave it to his subordinates to deal with the problem and take care of himself.Even Fay himself thinks what's the use of having such a boss?It can only be used as a decoration, and it can be counted as the spiritual leader of the dark camp. Fortunately, this is a god, otherwise he would have been kicked out of power long ago.

A good status, a life that can live without worrying about money in the future, that's all Fay wants.

Destroy the world, start a war... How tiring!What's more, this is not Arda, all power beyond this world will be restricted, and creation is one of them.

Without an army of orcs, without an elite army of dragons, what battle is there?

Just when Fay was thinking about when to destroy Voldemort's plan, he suddenly thought that Dumbledore didn't wear the resurrection stone ring, and he didn't suffer from the mortal black magic.The original trajectory of the story was that after the death of the White Wizard, the Ministry of Magic and Hogwarts were nominally controlled by Death Eaters... Now Fay couldn't help but sigh for Voldemort.

you knowwho, have always walked the way out of the trap, never changed.

"Vera." The Balrog, who had been silent all this time, finally spoke. He stared at Hagrid and asked, "Is this the descendant of dark creatures and humans?"

"Uh!"

In Arda, it is true that the stone giant trolls were all created by Melkor, but - Fay is glad that Hagrid couldn't understand what the Balrog was saying.

"He's Professor and Warden at Hogwarts, and Hogwarts is... well, Valorauka, remember, this is not Arda, and I have no creations but Smaug, except you Besides, I have no subordinates. All humans and other magical creatures are free, you can choose friends among them, and... er, you can choose friends, and you can only change your clothes for other things occur."

Balrog said puzzledly, "This is my best dress!"

"..." Forget that Balrog's divine essence has long been infected and distorted by darkness.

Fay supported his forehead heavily, thinking that this is fine, as subordinates who do not have excellent appearance values ​​are safer, neither will they be abducted by others, nor will they commit scumbag thoughts.

Fay stared at the Balrog for a long time, but couldn't remember what this guy looked like before.

There are many gods who echoed Melkor's dark variation in the climactic movement, but at that time their gods were all brilliant in nature, and Melkor didn't even bother to look at the ugly appearance after coming to Arda.

"Are we going to stay here forever?" The Balrog looked down at the flame whip sadly.

Fay reached out and threw the thing into the fireplace for lighting.

"Yes, we won't be recalled until Arda is destroyed." Fay said seriously. When he saw the Balrog squatting in the corner like a deflated ball, he felt that there was no need to buy the ground lamp.

Fay tapped on the wall, satisfied with the firmness.

When the Screaming Shack was first built, it was to conceal the secret that Lupine would turn into a werewolf every full moon night. How could a weak house withstand the tossing and turning of a werewolf?

After being tidied up by the Hogwarts house elves, the house was barely visible, but it was more like a scene from a horror movie. There were suspicious scratch marks everywhere on the floor and porch, as well as scorched black marks left by spells.

"It looks good." Fay has very low requirements for the house, as long as it can accommodate people.

From Angband to Mordor, it is definitely not a place for normal people to live in. Iluvita~ How can the ideal of having a roof above and a bed below become a luxury?

"There's a lot of things missing!" Hagrid waved his umbrella vigorously, where his wand was hidden, "There's going to be a small stove by the hearth for boiling water, and dishes... oh, Merlin! The house has been vacant for too long and there is a lot of little mess."

The nest of Hu Meizi was running out.

Fay has been curious about the wizard's spell for a long time. Although he didn't have a wand, he still tried to say: "Clean up?"

As a result, he felt a blur in front of his eyes, and then there was a loud noise.

"Boom!"

The wind is blowing cool because there is a big hole in the wall.

All the broken chest furniture in the room, including the fireplace, flew out, and even the floor was gone, leaving only bare walls.

"..."

Looking outside, Hagrid was sprawled to the left of the pile, Balrog to the right, with the curtains floating over their heads.A house-elf hung upside down from a pile of broken floors and furniture. It shivered, screamed in terror, and disappeared with a snap.

This is not a cleansing spell, it is simply a powerful expulsion spell.

When the White Wizard arrived after dealing with a pile of owl letters, he saw such a bleak scene.

Dumbledore could only take out his wand and cast a restoration spell on the Shrieking Shack.

The floor furniture sprang up one after another, and flew back in a swirl. When the white wizard entered the house, the last piece of wood was firmly nailed back to the wall with a bang.

Fei Hei was about to say something, when a broken cabinet that had just flown back to its original place suddenly shook violently.

"Ah, there is another resident here." The white wizard said with a smile, "There is no such thing in the dark forbidden forest, it usually likes to hide in old and dilapidated furniture and houses, likes to frighten people and make a little fun. "

Before Fay could react, the cabinet creaked and opened the door automatically.

Then, a three-dimensional trapezoidal object with fire shining inside rolled out of the black lacquer.

"..." Fay was dumbfounded.

This, what is this?Simulation toys?

The white wizard looked at Fay through the half-moon glasses in surprise.

Boggarts will show the food that is most feared in the heart, so what is Fay afraid of--volcanoes?

There is no strong sulfur smell, and the Bogut has been rising continuously since it rolled out of the cabinet door. The scorched rocks, tumbling magma, and the crater finally reached the ceiling, and the billowing smoke was very realistic.

Fay can be sure that this thing is still shrinking and deforming according to the Doomsday Volcano.

It used to be Lord of the Rings, of course I was afraid of Mount Doom, but——

"Hahaha!"

No matter which volcano is shrunk N times and stuffed in a room, it looks like a super large copper hot pot, okay?

As a result, the Boggart, who was treated like this, was deeply shocked. He turned into a cloud of white mist in panic, and rushed to Dumbledore. Just when it was about to re-transform, Dumbledore It had been spelled back into the cabinet and locked.

"Haha, this thing...keep it for me!" Fay was still laughing, and suddenly he had a bad idea, wondering what the Boggart would become in front of Sauron?Must find a way to try.