violent love affair

Shao Junzhe, who was slammed on the door of the room, was in a panic: I finally finished work early today, and I was able to go home before 8 o'clock to have a romantic candlelight dinner with my lover, drink a romantic flirtatious wine, and take a romantic bubble bath by the way Take a bath together, and then do this and that, and that and this on the bed...

In the end, this and that and that and that didn't even finish this, and the atmosphere was just good enough to undress, when someone knocked on the door desperately!

After opening the door, Young Master Shao was not only furious, but also on the verge of bursting into anger: This is not a life-threatening thing, this is a life-threatening and shameless product! ! !

"Get out." Shao Junzhe said concisely to Fang Shuping who was standing outside the door through a thin crack in the door.

"No." Fang Shuping casually drank a cigarette, and quickly inserted his foot into the crack of the door.

—— Xiao Mian, play this with the young master?Did Zhuo Yangbai knock me down so many times?

"Aren't you going to America? Go away!" Shao Junzhe stretched out his foot to step on Fang Shuping's foot, "My name is Amelia, and I will book a ticket for you right now, first class! Fly directly to the city of Vail!"

"I rely on you to treat my feet as doormats. Why did you step on them so hard?" Fang Shuping, who had been stepped on several times, not only did not retract his feet, but also tried his best to squeeze into the door while slamming Shao Junzhe's face shamelessly. Breathing out smoke rings, "Stop talking nonsense and let me in!"

Shao Junzhe, who was suddenly sprayed with smoke circles by Fang Shuping, loosened his grip, and was squeezed halfway in again by the bastard. In his anger, he even tightened the door, refusing to let him go again. Take half a step forward, "Fang Shuping, don't be ashamed! You can't understand the Mandarin of 'Ge Wuen Gun', can you? If you take another step inside, I will sue you for breaking into a private house!"

"You sue, you sue," Fang Shuping put his shoulder against the door, and confronted Shao Junzhe, "The director of the Beidu State Security Bureau is my elder brother's younger brother, and no one pays any attention to you when you sue the Ministry of National Security..."

Just when the two were tearing into a ball regardless of their appearance, Shao Yichen, who had tidied up his clothes, walked to the door and looked out curiously: "Jun Zhe, who are you talking to?"

"Hey, Yichen, it's me, it's me, it's me." Fang Shuping greeted people enthusiastically, "Don't you care about your old man? Do you know how to treat guests with courtesy? Do it for nothing A friend who has been with him for so long even took roll call for him in class!"

Fang Shuping's breakthrough point was chosen very precisely, and Shao Yichen really grabbed Shao Junzhe, who was about to become a fighting cock: "Junzhe, what are you doing? If you have anything to say, you can't come into the house and talk about it, don't make people talk about it at the door." It's just a joke."

Although Shao Junzhe, who is "strictly controlled by his wife", was reluctant, he obediently let go of the door to fight for power, and watched Fang Shuping tidy up the messy shirt just outside the door with a fierce look in his eyes. Push the door open like a dog and enter the house.

"Shameless, stinking shameless!" Shao Junzhe pointed at Fang Shuping's nose and cursed: "I was the one who called your name when you were in college, right? Did dogs eat all your filth?!"

Fang Shuping knew the Shao family's "power structure" very well, ignored Shao Junzhe's bluster, and said to Shao Yichen with a pure smile: "Hello, Yichen, have you had dinner yet? I invite you Go out and have a rub?"

"Rub your mother!" Shao Junzhe said angrily, "It's already 11:[-] pm, what kind of dinner did you have?!"

Shao Yichen patted the back of Shao Junzhe's head casually, then put his shoulder on his shoulder and said, "Junzhe, what are you talking about?... Mr. Fang, we have already had dinner, and Junzhe is the cook."

"Damn it, can you still eat that meal? Didn't you eat dead people?" Fang Shuping walked into the living room while complaining, and when he got to the edge of the sofa, he fell limp on it as if he had lost a bone, and covered it with one hand. I closed my eyes and said sadly: "I really can't bear to see you two show affection... I flew from the United States for more than ten hours before I came back. I was emotionally frustrated, tired from the journey, and didn't drink any water. Nothing is more sad than heart-to-heart death, but I want to see you one last time before I die..."

In the end, his tone was so tense that he didn't look like he was alive when he was fighting with Shao Junzhe just now.

"Pretend, you pretend to be so hard!" Shao Junzhe picked up the sofa cushion beside him and smashed Fang Shuping's head vigorously, "If you die, it will be Du Zhuoyang's only contribution to society, so die!"

Shao Yichen who accidentally heard the word Du Zhuoyang was taken aback, but he still held back Shao Junzhe who was "whipping the corpse" and said, "Junzhe, stop!" Then he said to Fang Shuping, "Mama Liu has gone to bed, How about I cook a bowl of noodles for you?"

Fang Shuping struggled to get up with the back of the sofa, and hummed angrily to Shao Yichen's back: "I want to lay an egg... I want an egg... I want to add green vegetables... I want..."

"Are you going to die?!" Shao Junzhe, who had temporarily left Shao Yichen's jurisdiction, became furious when he saw this man's aggressive face, grabbed Fang Shuping's neck and beat him again.

So, Shao Yichen, who came back with a noodle bowl and a glass of ice water, picked up the following items in the living room: "Master Shao who lost his shirt button" x1, "Second Young Master Fang with messy hair" x1, and the result was not surprising at all. Shouted: "If you make trouble again, get out and sleep on the street!"

"Eat quickly, get out after eating!" Shao Junzhe said with one arm around Shao Yichen, looking at Fang Shuping who was sitting on the sofa opposite him and was devouring it.

Fang Shuping was really hungry.What he said to Du Zhuoyang at that time, "I stayed by your bedside without eating or sleeping for several days" was not false. During the two or three days of guarding, I only drank a few glasses of water.In the end, Aji couldn't stand it and forced him to drink a large glass of glucose. Because Fang Shuping's heart was tied to Du Zhuoyang's body, Fang Shuping gulped it down indiscriminately, and retched beside the bed for a long time. .

What he said to Shao Yichen just now is true, because he took care of Du Zhuoyang non-stop for two or three days, and fell asleep when he got on the plane. When he opened his eyes, it was almost 11 o'clock in the night in the northern capital. .

Although Shao Junzhe spoke harshly, Kanfang Shuping looked like an African refugee, so he got up and poured him another glass of water, and threw it heavily in front of him angrily, "Look at how you eat, you really should record it and post it Show it to your old man."

Mr. Fang's family rules are very strict, "no talking when eating, no talking when sleeping" is the most basic requirement.If Fang Shuping really recorded the video of Fang Shuping eating noodles and showed him, Fang Er Shao would be imprisoned for a month and learn eating etiquette, which would basically mean nothing.

After even drinking the noodle soup to the bottom, Fang Shuping licked the side of the bowl contentedly, and stared at Shao Yichen with wide eyes.

"There is no lower limit!" Shao Junzhe pulled Shao Yichen into his arms to block Fang Shuping's sight, "Yichen, get out of the way, it will be a year of bad luck if you are caught by this guy."

Shao Yichen was very speechless, stretched out his hand to give Shao Junzhe a big chestnut and pushed him away, Fang Shuping said very embarrassedly: "I'm really sorry, there are only these two bags of noodles left at home, and I already cooked them all for you, how about Shall I cook another egg for you?"

"I rely on Shao Junzhe, are you still a man?!" Fang Shuping slammed the bowl, "You're not even willing to buy instant noodles for your wife, you are hopelessly scum! Yichen, you just need to steam a bowl of custard for me again." Put sesame oil and no chopped green onion, I will help you find a lawyer to divorce you and sentence him to leave the house!"

Shao Yichen's nerves were stung by the word "wife", and his face turned cold: "Shut up!"

Shao Junzhe was overjoyed, and echoed like a dogleg: "Yes! Shut up!"

"Shut up, too!" Shao Yichen slapped Shao Junzhe's increasingly dishonest hands off, and once again suppressed the riot at home with fifty army sticks each.

Facing Fang Shuping who was licking the custard bowl again, Shao Yichen really couldn't bear to say anything about him, so he slowed down and asked, "I've finished eating, what happened?"

"I'm warning you," Shao Junzhe said murderously, "If you dare to ask Yichen for food again, I'll really turn against you!... I haven't even eaten his boiled noodles and steamed custard yet!"

"...It's not a good thing..." Shao Yichen felt powerless already, "You two are adults now, right? I wonder if I'm going to send you two to kindergarten? Kindergarten? Big? Class tomorrow When going to school, everyone needs to pin a flowered handkerchief on their chest!"

"I also want milk-flavored lollipops~" Fang Shuping raised his hand first to speak.

"Fuck! Are you still shameless?" Shao Junzhe was naturally furious when he heard the words, and rushed forward to pinch Fang Fangshuping's neck again, "I haven't made a fucking request yet, you dare to ask first?!"

"...you...you fight for a while..." Shao Yichen looked helplessly at the two of them who were twisting together again, "...I'll go upstairs to sleep first..."

Shao Junzhe, who had changed into his torn clothes again, sat on the sofa with an ugly face: It's almost 1:[-] in the morning, and today's originally beautiful night is destined to be completely spoiled by Fang Shuping, a bastard!

Fang Shuping, whose shirt collar was also torn, had no clothes to change, and sat on the sofa on the other side in tatters, with his legs on stilts, without disturbing his master's sense of rest at all.

"You two," Shao Yichen's face sank like water, his tone was ruthless, "If you mess around again, no one here will ever try to do it again!"

Children Shao Junzhe and Fang Shuping nodded obediently, for fear that Shao Yichen would really kick them out.

Shao Yichen nodded in satisfaction this time, and pointed at Fang Shuping: "Now, tell me what's going on first?"

"Zhuo Yang has changed his mind, woo woo woo..." Fang Shuping immediately said with snot and tears.

"Pull you down!" Shao Junzhe sneered at him, "His heart has never been on you, okay? You'd put gold on your face, but I'm ashamed to listen to you if you say it!"

"Shao Junzhe!" Shao Yichen glared at him.

Young Master Shao immediately rushed forward to express his loyalty, "My dear, don't be angry when I was wrong..." Then he turned around and pretended to be aggressive to Fang Shupinghu, "And then? Tell me!"

Fang Shuping took out another cigarette and took a deep breath: "Naturally, I want to change his mind and make him realize how good I am to him."

"Get to the point," Shao Yichen was afraid that Shao Junzhe would say something more, and then the two of them pinched for another hour, "What's the purpose of your coming to see us? Isn't it just for a meal?"

"Do you know about the Oscar Film Festival to be held next month?" Fang Shuping finally named his reason for coming, "Give me a ticket, and I will go there."

"That's called a nomination invitation letter, it's so uneducated." Shao Junzhe laughed at him, "And what do you mean by 'you know'? If we, AE, were not invited, it is impossible for anyone in Huaguo to be invited. However, I What can I give you? Besides, even if you pass by, so what? Why don't you get trampled on by someone and come running here to show off your stupidity?" After speaking, he glanced at Shao Yichen with a guilty conscience.

However, Shao Yichen ignored his preemptive talk, thinking about something in a daze.

——In the diary sent back from the United States, the "brother" written...could it be...

"...You can take my invitation letter." Shao Yichen said.

"What?!" Shao Junzhe immediately objected, "It's agreed that I will go with you, and we have to go to Lhasa Bran to register for marriage!"

"Okay, okay~" Fang Shuping stretched out his hand and pulled Shao Junzhe aside, ignoring his protest, wagging his tail at Shao Yichen, "Xiao Chenchen, you are so kind, brother, I love you so much."

Shao Yichen pressed Shao Junzhe's scratching the wall with one hand to protest. After hesitating for a moment, he asked Fang Shuping seriously, "Before I give it to you, please answer me a question: Are you serious about Du Zhuoyang?"

Fang Shuping put away his usual cynicism, and looked seriously into Shao Yichen's eyes: "I can die for him, and I have already done so."