Adventures of the Prince of HP

1. Reporter: Welcome!Welcome to the Dark Lord and Mr. Cornwall. You must know that everyone has been looking forward to today's interview for a long time. So, let's not talk much, let's get to the point-may I ask you two, who is the first to be tempted?

Tom (looks at Alan dotingly): Me.

Allen (blushing): He.

2. Reporter: So how did the Dark Lord realize that he was tempted?

Tom (with arms around Allen): Because I saw Allen's collarbone...

Crowd: ? ? ?

Allen (shocked): So early?

Tom (kiss, affectionately): Master is my love at first sight...

3. Reporter: Where did you two meet for the first time?

Allen: Forbidden Forest.

Tom: In the diary.

(The two look at each other and smile helplessly.)

Reporter (carefully): Why are there two locations?

Tom (looks at Alan seriously): When I was in the Forbidden Forest, I was just a cloud of mist. Our beginning should not be a conflict of interests, but a gentle conversation in a diary!

Allen: Didn't you use me when you said it like the diary?

Tom (tearing Alan's shirt carefully): I was wrong...

Reporter (inner OS: I don't think I should stay here...)

4. Reporter (cough heavily, attracting the two people's attention): Where did the two hold hands for the first time?

Alan Tom: In the diary.

5. Reporter: When was your first kiss?

Alan (glances at Tom with a smile).

Edward (stare—)

Tom (the hairs on his back stand on end, coughing lightly): Before the Chamber of Secrets incident, I was still in the diary.

Everyone (shocked): How old is that? !

6. Reporter: What is the token of love between the two?

Alan Tom: Aurora.

Reporter (wanted to ask in doubt, and suppressed a smile after seeing Tom's eyes): Wow, so romantic~

7. Reporter: When did Mr. Cornwall fall in love with the Dark Lord?

TOM (looks expectantly at Ellen).

Ellen: I don't know either (laughs), it was around the time he kissed my forehead for the first time.

Reporter (aunt laughs): Oh~ when was that?

Alan (looks sideways at Tom): I was 13, an exchange student in Durmstrang.

Tom (jumps, wraps his arms around Alan's waist)

Edward (gloomy face) (inner OS: 13 years old...)

Tom (glances at Edward, Survival Desire is online): But we have been guarding Lei Chi closely, and we have never tasted the forbidden fruit!

8: Reporter (aunt laughs): Then, when was the first time for you two?where?Who took the initiative?

Allen (blush and tilt his head)

Tom (laughs): You may not believe it, but after the Christmas ball in the Trifinals, Allen asked.As for the location, of course it was Allen's bedroom.

Edward (desperate support)

Draco: What? !In the bedroom? !I do not know how? !

9. Reporter: I would like to ask the Dark Lord, what do you think of the rumors that Mr. Cornwall once pursued Mr. Draco Malfoy?

Draco (shrinks his neck)

Lucius (panicked)

Tom (face sank, looking at Allen aggrieved): Master...

Edward: Why don't I know, Alan, what else are you hiding from me?

Allen (cough lightly): Everyone, calm down...

10. Reporter: So, what does Mr. Draco think of this matter?

Draco (panic): I don't know anything!

Allen: He really doesn't know anything...

TOM (CONT'D) I testify that I saw Alan forget all about him.

Everyone (raise eyebrows collectively, there are melons in it, they want to eat.)

11. Reporter: I want to know, what did the Dark Lord and Mr. Cornwall do during the year they went to Durmstrang?

Tom (under Edward's gaze): Didn't actually do anything...

Allen (nods): That's right...

12. Reporter: According to a handsome blond guy who did not want to be named, Mr. Cornwall once claimed that the Dark Lord was his little girlfriend. How does the Dark Lord view this issue?

Tom (with a happy face): Alan also said that I have a bad personality, but where is it?

Allen: He knows anyway.

13. Reporter: According to that handsome guy, Mr. Cornwall once visited His Excellency Grindelwald when he was studying in Durmstrang. May I ask Mr. Cornwall, are you planning to use the saints to fight the Dark Lord?What does the Dark Lord think of this?

Allen: I never thought of fighting Tom, and Tom never knew that he was on the sidelines when I was talking to my uncle.

Grindelwald: How come I don't know?

Tom: No opinion, I support everything Allen does.

The crowd fell silent for a while.

14. Reporter: May I ask Mr. Cornwall, Lord Grindelwald has been imprisoned in the tower for nearly 50 years. How did you persuade him to transfer the command of the Saints?

Allen: The Saints command has never been transferred.

Grindelwald (snorting softly)

Tom (with a cold snort): It's because of that old bee.

Dumbledore (sigh)

Reporter (a moment of silence): Okay, next question.

15. Reporter: May I ask you two, it is said that all the famous treasures in the history of the wizarding world are in the hands of the two, such as the Philosopher’s Stone, Slytherin’s locket, the Hufflepuff Gold Cup, the Ravenclaw Crown, and Resurrection stone etc... is this real?

Allen: Sir, there is something wrong with that. We have inherited everything from Salazar’s ancestors—including Hogwarts Castle, including the locket and the resurrection stone. As for the other two...

Tom: I got it on merit, do you have a problem?

Reporter (whispered): No...

16. Reporter: As we all know, the Dark Lord has a bad temper, so the two get along...

Allen (perfect smile): You mean domestic violence? (glances at Tom)

Tom: I've changed it...Master (pulling sleeves)...don't leave me...

Allen (looking back at reporter): That's it!

Reporter (dog leg): You two love each other, how can there be such a mess!

Everyone: Why doesn't it feel right?

Reporter: Good!So let's move on to the next link - anecdotes between lovers!

1. Reporter: What is the other party's favorite food?

Allen: He likes everything I give.

Tom: Me. (The salty pig's hand was on the waist, and was slapped by Allen on the hand)

Reporter (face slightly red): shy

2. Reporter: What is the other person's least favorite food?

Allen: ...I don't know.

Tom: Sugar.

Allen (pulls on Tom's skirt apologetically)

Tom (takes his hand and kisses it lightly): Master doesn't need to worry about anything, just leave it to me.

3. Reporter: Who is the person most valued by the other party?

Allen (blushing, whispering): ...Me.

Tom (aggrieved): Father...

Edward: Huh

4. Reporter: What is the other party's favorite gift?

Allen (shy): ...me.

Tom (tsundere satisfied): Me!

Crowd: Okay, they got it.

5. Reporter: How much assets does the other party have?

Allen: I don't know...too many to count.

Tom: Mine are all Alan's, and Alan's are Alan's!

6. Reporter: What is your first impression of the other party?

Allen: Dangerous!

Tom: cute.

6. Reporter: What do you like most about each other?

Allen (with partial eyes and low voice): I like everywhere...

Tom (watching affectionately): I like everywhere...

7. Reporter: What is the thing you want to do most after your first kiss?

Tom (with a touch of greed): If you want him, make him cry right away.

Allen (feeling that his waist can't bear it): I want to slap him to death... (After seeing Tom's grievances, I change my words) Think about it later or forget it.

8. Reporter: How did you feel after the first time?

Tom (looks a bit wrong, satisfied and happy, wanting written on the corners of his eyes and brows, takes a deep breath with his arms around Alan's waist, and glances at the reporter): What do you think?

Allen: It hurts.

Tom (frowned distressedly, patted Allen's head): Who told you to do it!

Allen (looking at him with a smile): But I still want it.

Edward: ...

Tom (turning his eyes away, taking a deep breath): Don't seduce me, master... Father is still watching.

9. Reporter (feeling superfluous, but I still have to keep asking): When was the first time you confirmed your intentions with each other?Where?

Alan Tom: Durmstrang, Under the Aurora.

10. Reporter: What is the most dissatisfied with each other?

Allen: It takes forever to get up.

Tom: There is nothing dissatisfied... If the master doesn't like it, I'll go back and change it...

Allen (takes a deep breath and strokes the big dog's head): No, I like it.

11. Reporter: In each other's lives, what is the most regrettable thing?

Tom (lonely, wronged and distressed): Hurt Alan.

Allen: Didn't send the Philosopher's Stone out early.

Tom (brilliant again): Master...I love you so much...

11. Reporter (reading the manuscript with a blank face): If you could go back to the other person's childhood, what would you want to do the most?

Tom: Steal it!

Edward (stare—)

Allen (laughs): Take him to the palace and give him the best!

12. Reporter: What are most of the birthday gifts for each other?

Allen: ...me.

Tom: My big meal... Actually, I want to put myself into Allen's body.

Allen (pushes away in embarrassment)

13. Reporter (patting the table impatiently): What did you two see in the Mirror of Erised? !

Tom: Ellen!

Allen (somewhat guilty): Forget it, now it's Tom and his father.

Tom (aggrieved): Master...

Allen (past a kiss): Be good, you are the most important!

Reporter: Good!So--

A reporter in a suit and leather shoes pushed the door in: I'm sorry I'm late! (a pause) Shuomao, what are you doing in my place?

Shuomao (pseudo-reporter) (staring at the sight of Tom and Edward, coughing dryly, and getting up slowly): Nothing to do, let's go, give up the seat to Mr. Reporter! (scratch)

Tom (takes out his wand)

Edward (takes out a pistol)

The scene is chaotic, see you next time!