Adventures of the Prince of HP

Afternoon Defense Against the Dark Arts class was a disaster!

Alan listened silently to Draco's mocking of Harry and his contempt for Lockhart, and looked at the newly decorated classroom with huge portraits of Lockhart everywhere, then the new professor opened The door came in, wearing a flamboyant golden dress and a cloak of the same color.

"Let me introduce you to your new Defense Against the Dark Arts professor, that's me! Gilderoy Lockhart!" He descended the stairs. I have won the Witch Weekly Charming Smile Award five times in a row!" He walked up to the podium, "But I don't want to say that, I didn't fend off vampires with my charming smile!" Then he showed that silly smile again. Silly smile.

Alan:  …

He glanced around and breathed a sigh of relief - all the boys showed unbearable, unbelievable expressions, but then he found that the girls all showed a nympho expression - even Hermione was no exception .

Lockhart glanced around and nodded with relief, "I think you've all bought my complete set of books, that's great! Then let's do a little test first to see how much you've absorbed!"

Alan recalled his story-telling and beautiful writing, and couldn't help but fell silent. This professor...does he really plan to use his books as textbooks?

Then he got the professor's test paper and was even more silent.I saw it read: 1. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's favorite color? 2. What is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest wish? 3. What do you think is Gilderoy Lockhart's greatest achievement?Almost all questions of this type, there are three big sheets of paper in total.

The last question is: 64. When is Gilderoy Lockhart's birthday?What gift would he most like to receive?

I only heard Lockhart say: "You have three and 10 minutes to answer the questions, okay, start now!"

Allen threw the paper on the table angrily, what the hell are these!

Draco also stared at these questions in disbelief, startled by the sound of Allen throwing the paper, and smiled.Hey, this Lockhart is also a talent to make Allen so angry that he throws the test paper!

Lockhart was attracted by the voice, and he walked up to Allen with his standard smirk, "Oh, this classmate? Do you have any questions?"

Allen took a deep breath and showed a perfect smile. He stood up, "Professor Lockhart, I don't think it is necessary to answer such a test paper!"

All the little wizards stopped writing, the girls looked at Alan in confusion, and the boys blushed. Finally, someone spoke their minds!

Draco looked at Alan with bright eyes.

Alan felt Draco's gaze, and his anger suddenly faded. He looked at Lockhart with a smile, and his words softened, "I have read all your books during the summer vacation. I still have confidence in my memory, I think I can recite all your articles! So..."

"Oh, really?!" Lockhart interrupted Allen enthusiastically, "Then you will recite a passage for us? Oh, let me think about it, just the part about taking a boat with a vampire, let me see, Page 104!"

Allen looked at Lockhart in disbelief. Can't he understand what he said?

Draco gloated and laughed heartily, he had never seen Alan so deflated!

Seeing that Alan paused for three seconds, Lockhart regretted, "Oh, can't you recite it? Forget it!"

Allen was so angry that someone questioned him!After living for 12 years, this is the first time someone questioned his ability!The subject is still an idiot! !

So he sneered and recited ten pages from page 104, with teeth gnashing in his voice.The little wizards all opened the book and looked at it, and found that he was not wrong in a single word, and couldn't help being stunned by his memory.

Lockhart was flushed, obviously very satisfied with Allen, and then he did another move that made Allen want to strangle him to death - he stopped Allen's shoulder, let go and patted Allen vigorously back, happily, "Oh, you are really... It seems that you are my big fan!"

Alan frowned slightly when he touched him, and almost couldn't help rolling his eyes when he heard this.

Lockhart continued, "No wonder you said that there is no need to answer the question. Okay, what's your name, child, I'll sign it for you!" Before Allen could speak, he opened the book on the table with great interest. A few books were signed eloquently and flamboyantly, and they looked up at Allen, "What's your name?"

"...Ellen Cornwall."

Lockhart hugged Allen happily, which made his whole expression almost collapse. The man's face was flushed and his eyebrows danced, "It's so ingenious, so ingenious! How do you know the creature I'm going to show you today? , is one of the most vicious and terrifying ones - the Cornish elves!!"

He walked quickly to the table, and suddenly lifted the red curtain covering the cage. In an instant, ear-piercing screams lingered throughout the classroom, and he saw blue lightning flashing all over the body of the elf in the cage. , about eight inches tall, with a sharp face and a thin voice.After the cloth was removed, they began to dash around in the cage, rattling the iron bars and making faces at those who sat closer.

"Okay," said Lockhart loudly, "we'll see what you do with them."

Then he opened the lid, and the elves immediately scattered into the classroom.

Some elves smashed the windows, and the people in the back row were covered with broken glass; In a panic, they snatched his paintings from the hands of the elves; they turned the garbage basket upside down, grabbed their schoolbags and textbooks and threw them out of the window; two even pulled Neville's ears and hung him on it on the chandelier.

Some of the other students were hiding under their desks, while Harry, Ron, and Hermione tried to smack the troublesome elf with their books.

There is an invisible armor spell around Alan, which protects him and Draco. There is not even a single elf around them. Alan's chest heaves a little—he was so angry that he didn't take out his wand to deal with these elves. He wanted to see what this teacher was capable of, wasting the students' precious study time and testing him with ridiculous questions!

Draco was very relaxed, he gloated and laughed at Harry's embarrassment, Alan looked at him helplessly, there were no elves to harass him anyway!

Lockhart tried in vain to salvage his paintings, but they were still torn to pieces by the elf. He laughed dryly, took out his wand and waved it slowly (from Allen's point of view), reciting spells word by word unskillfully, Before he could finish, however, his wand was snatched by an elf and thrown out the window.Lockhart dodged in embarrassment, and smiled, "I'll leave them to you! Catch them back to their cages!" Then he actually ran away from the back door of the classroom.

Allen's eyes widened in shock. He couldn't imagine that there would be such a useless and irresponsible teacher. How did Dumbledore recruit him? !He took out his wand angrily, and the elves seemed to have their throats pinched, and the classroom fell silent for an instant. Allen waved his wand, pulled the elves together and stuffed them into the cage.Once the cage plug and curtain fell, it was finally quiet!

The students crawled out from under the table, Alan waved his wand slowly, Neville floated down from the chandelier, followed by a powerful restoration spell, repairing the mess in the classroom.A few young wizards from the Muggle world looked at the cold-faced Allen with bright eyes, full of admiration and trust.

In the end, Allen helped up the little wizards who were scratched by the glass in the back row, comforted them gently, and told them to go to the medical wing.

He looked at Draco, concealed his anger, stuffed a piece of chocolate into the little peacock's mouth, and said gently, "I'll go to the principal's office! Remember to go with Crabbe and Goyle!"

Draco glanced at Harry who was arranging his clothes from the corner of his eye, and nodded indifferently.