Dressed as the sword of a Babylonian tyrant

After squatting in the toilet for about half an hour, Luo Lai's stomach felt better.

Trembling, he dug into his trouser pocket, intending to dig out the papyrus he had hidden.

His clothes were two pieces. The robe on his upper body had no pocket, but the wide-leg trousers under the robe had a small pocket sewn on the outside.

Usually, Luo Lai would put some papyrus in it (for wiping his butt), or stuff in the bits and pieces and snacks that are temporarily inconvenient to take.

In this set, the papyrus was brought out together with a ruby ​​gold earring.

"How did I forget it? If I fall into the latrine and go to Sartu, I will be beaten to death."

He was so frightened that he quickly put the earrings on his knees carefully, and was about to wipe his butt with the papyrus, but unexpectedly, his stomach started to hurt again.

Luo Lai: ...No, come again?

So, more than 20 minutes later.

Luo Lai's small face is sallow, his eyes are wandering, and the scenery in his vision even begins to have black spots!

As for the two legs?

I don't feel that kind of thing anymore.

"Fuck... Laozi's ass..."

This fucking won't pull out all the intestines, will it?

Luo Lai, who felt hot somewhere, wanted to cry but had no tears. He tried to wipe it off with soft hands and feet, and tried to stand up, but in the end...

Everyone knows that the toilets in schools or some public places are squatting, so people who love to play with mobile phones when going to the toilet will temporarily put their mobile phones between their thighs and stomachs when they get up.

The personality is a little bit confused, and the moment he stands up after wiping, he will forget the existence of the phone. As soon as he stands up, oh shit, the phone falls out.

He swears, he really really forgot that the gold earring that Sartu gave him was still on his lap!

The moment he stood up and heard the crisp 'dang' sound, Luo Lai immediately regretted it.

He frantically stretched out his hand and swiped twice in the air, but because he had already squatted down to his unconscious thigh, he could only watch his earrings jump up a few times from the ground, and then fell through the wooden door of the toilet like a one-dollar coin. The high gap below rolled out and disappeared from his sight...

Luo Lai: "........."

Damn it is my mother-in-law's relic! ! !

He opened his eyes and clenched his teeth, leaning on the wall to hold back the numbness and soreness coming from his legs, and staggered out in a panic.

His emerald green eyes were fixed on the ground, looking around for the earring.

but.

In such a flat place as the doorway, the earrings don't have long legs, so logically they wouldn't roll too far, but the ground is so empty that there are no traces of the earrings.

Could it be... lost?

Sartu's cold and disappointed face after knowing this flashed through his mind, and Luolai shivered violently!

Looking at the maid not far away who hadn't noticed him for the time being, Luo Lai thought to himself that Latas must not let Latas know about this matter. If Latas knew about it, Sartu must also know about it.

He swallowed his saliva, gritted his teeth and moved to the side with two noodle legs, quietly dodged the maid and rummaged around.

Damn.

Where did it go.

The polished and smooth stone surfaces here are perfectly connected, and there are no ground seams. Although there are a few tall flowers and plants, I have checked them all, right?How could there not be?

"Don't lose it, don't lose it... How can I explain to Sartu if I lose it..."

Luo Lai was in a hurry, so he just squatted on the ground and fumbled in the corner, his green hair fell on the ground and was stained with dust, but he didn't care.

After a while, Luo Lai, who was sure to check everything around the toilet but found nothing, squatted on the ground covered in cold sweat, blaming himself and regretting in his heart.

Reflect on why you didn't give the earrings to Latas for safekeeping, and why you didn't remember this when you got up.

"Why am I so stupid!!!"

"Ugh!"

Biting his lips, the frustrated Luolai covered his face with his hands, not knowing what to do.

At this moment, someone poked his arm suddenly.

Luo Lai was taken aback, and looked over with his hand away.

A young man in a golden shawl and fine attire, jewels and a crown on his head squatted in front of him with his cheeks in his hands.

The other party's light chestnut soft hair was curled in front of his forehead, and there was a bit of tenderness in his obedience. When he found that Luo Lai was looking at him, the youth's aquamarine eyes burst into light.

"Long time no see, dear."

He said, "Did you miss me?"

Luo Lai: emmmmm... Handsome guy, who are you?

Perhaps it was because Luo Lai's confused expression was too obvious, and the other party's smile was much smaller. He pointed to his tone with intimate complaints and imperceptible loss:

"It's me, Alan, the little prince of Assyria back then."

Ugh?

Alan?

Isn't that the current king of Assyria!

Luo Lai's eyes widened in disbelief, "That... Your Majesty?"

Alan nodded with a smile.

Luolai was about to stand up in a panic. Now that he was on his territory, he should have saluted the king, but before he could speak, Alan waved his hand.

He sighed and said, "We made an agreement to be together in the future, have you forgotten? Is it because of the king of Babylon that you are so unfamiliar with me? How unkind."

You can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. When did I say this?

Why are you an Assyrian king so gay in gay! ?

The corners of Luolai's mouth twitched, thinking that the King of Assyria might be mentally ill, he watched him carefully and thought of leaving: "Well, His Majesty the King of Assyria, the palace is holding a celebration at the moment, you must be busy too, so I won't bother you Now, and then—"

"Oh~~~" Alan raised the corners of her lips, and her elongated tone directly pointed out Luo Lai's thoughts: "You don't want to talk to me, do you?"

Luo Lai was a little embarrassed: "It's not..."

"Hey, since you don't want to talk to me, I won't show you the treasure that Wang just picked up."

Alan pulled out his hand from his clothes as if disappointed, and took out a familiar gold and gemstone earring, and squinted at Luolai with faint eyes, "Speaking of which, why is this earring so familiar... Oh, hehe, this king seemed to be so familiar back then. What a coincidence to see that the king of Babylon also wore the same one~"

Alan: "Originally, this king planned to give it to you, but it seems that you don't like this king, and you don't remember this king. In this case, there is no need for this king to give it to you—— Right?"

Luo Lai gritted his teeth: "...that was originally my thing!"

Alan was surprised: "Really? But it doesn't have your name, and this is the palace of Assyria. Everything here belongs to this king. How did it become yours?"

Alan: Brilliant smile.jpg

Luo Lai: Beautiful appearance, soft face, dark tone and smile...Damn it, this glutinous rice ball stuffed with sesame seeds is gone!

He was so cute when he was a child, like a little white rabbit holding a carrot, but now he looks like a big bad wolf in the skin of a little white rabbit? !

No...

I have to figure out a way to get the earrings back.

Luo Lai pursed his lips, looked at him bravely and said: "Your Majesty, I only met you once, and we have not had any contact for four years. I don't know why you make such a joke, but the things are mine. If you don't return them Give it to me, I can only ask Sartu to ask for it from you!"

He straightened his back and tried to make himself look more confident, but Alan still had that relaxed expression.

"Okay," he said.

"You go to the king of Babylon and ask him to come to me. Even if he comes, I won't give it to you. And in our identities, the discord between me and him is the discord between the two countries. If the two countries do not agree, there will be friction War, ah~ If this causes a war, it's your fault, horn!"

Alan laughed lowly as if thinking of something funny, and twirled his fingers around the earring.

His expression, movements, laughter, and the cold blue eyes without a smile that Luolai occasionally glimpsed, were full of a strong aura of snake spirit disease and perverted, which made Luolai's spine shiver and fear in his heart.

Thinking of what Bain said, Luo Lai now has 1 unbelievers.

As long as labor and capital are not stupid, it is absolutely impossible to date such a person!

And it was impossible in the previous life, and it was even more impossible in this life!

Watching him smile blankly for a long time, Luolai suddenly thought, how could a king suddenly appear in the toilet of the side hall without a single attendant at the busiest time?

It also happened to appear in front of his toilet door, and happened to pick up his things.

It's not that he eats too much to digest food, and it doesn't look like he has a hole in his head.

So... Luo Lai, with his arms around his chest, had a flash of inspiration, and suddenly thought of an extremely narcissistic but extremely possible reason.

After a moment of silence, Luolai asked the young man on the ground whose laughter hadn't stopped: "You, talking so much, are you trying to pick on me?"

The laughter stopped abruptly.

Luo Lai tentatively added: "Then like third-rate novels, oh, just like love stories, they threatened me with my things, and wouldn't return them if I didn't agree to your conditions. In the end, I had no choice but to carry Sartu and you behind my back." Sneaking around in the grove, being forced to have an affair...that kind of thing?"

The beautiful blue eyes blinked and blinked.

The big emerald green eyes blinked with it.

After a while, Alan's smiling face disappeared suddenly, and he looked at Luolai coldly, just when Luolai thought he had guessed wrong, his face turned red a little.

Luo Lai: Damn, you really are the body of a greedy old man! ! !

at the same time.

The relationship between the old female officer Latas and Luo Lai has always been very good. Luo Lai is not acclimatized to go to the toilet, she is worried and goes to the toilet door to look a few times, for fear that the little guy's legs will be weak and he will not be able to squat and fall into the toilet.

After checking again and finding that Luo Lai was still there, Latas felt relieved and went back to the maid to ask the doctor if he had arrived, thinking that he would wait for Jiao to come out for diagnosis and treatment.

Who knew that after talking like this for a while, when Lady Latas went to the toilet to inquire again, she found that the horn was missing!

Didn't you fall into the toilet? !

Lady Latas was taken aback. Just as she was about to call for someone to look for her, she saw a green-haired monster coming out from behind the toilet with her mouth pouting, looking very upset.

"Master Jiao, why did you run over there?" Latas looked at Luolai's clean clothes and breathed a sigh of relief, and hurried over to help him.

"...It's okay, my legs are numb, I'm walking back and forth."

Luo Lai laughed dryly, not daring to tell her that he had lost the earrings Saertu gave him, nor that he was threatened by a snake spirit.

He walked back together behind Latas, but Alan's words kept playing automatically in his head, and he pursed his lips in a heavy and complicated mood.

Is it time for a double update?

The holiday is coming soon, I haven't saved the manuscript yet...

@相同呀: The same is given to Trilobite x1 in "Transformed into the Sword of the Tyrant of Babylon". 】