A Li Fugui was thrown into Marysu

"As long as you promise to be my friend, will I promise you?"

Li Fugui read it again uncertainly.

He touched the fine sweat on his forehead, the heater was turned on too high, and he was a little groggy when he got up early in the morning.As usual, before he opened his eyes, he reached out to touch the mobile phone next to the bed, wanting to casually browse Moments to wake up, when he saw Yu Chizheng sent him three WeChat messages last night.

shit.

The time when I received the WeChat message was 11:42 last night, and Li Fugui's bewildered head instantly returned to his senses.Last night, he just wanted to squat in the car for a while, then get up and go upstairs when he got home, but he didn't expect that he slept like a dead pig, and he was probably carried upstairs by someone in the end.

He patted himself on the head without disappointment, telling you to sleep and telling you to sleep, Godzilla is already at the door, you probably thought it was a kitten.

but……

Yu Chizheng means that as long as he is friends with him, he will agree to act in a drama?

And such a good thing? !

Li Fugui replied to him immediately: "Okay, okay."

[Li Fugui: I fell asleep in the car last night, so I didn't see WeChat...]

By the way, a "trapped into a dog" emoticon package is included.

Not long after, Yu Chizheng replied: Good morning.

Comes with a "smiling" death emoji.

Li Fugui: "..."

He tentatively returned a "smile".

Another one came back to him, and the next sentence:

[Yuchi Zheng: In a good mood today? 】

have to.

smile = good mood

Li Fugui has classified Yu Chizheng into the ranks of "middle-aged and elderly people with a generation gap".

Li Fugui couldn't wait to send this good news to the president, and said: Coco Cat's autographed comics, remember on Monday!

This is the condition negotiated with the president at the beginning. As long as Yu Chizheng is pulled into the fire pit (bushi) to play the princess, the president promises to snatch the signature comics of the cartoonist Ke Kemao from his cousin and give him to him.

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh !

Cocoa Cat, as the name suggests, is a cartoonist who specializes in drawing cute and cute comics. He is very popular in Huaguo, but because of his shy personality, he doesn't like to meet strangers, so he has never held a signing event, and the signed comics are also Signed from home and sent to the company, the company then packaged it as a collector's edition for sale, the quantity is very rare, 10,000+ people clicked in the middle of the night to grab only [-] sets, Li Fugui, as a handicapped star, naturally missed it.

Of course, if Li Fugui hadn't been handicapped, he wouldn't be able to win the gold after three years of fighting, and the peace elite could only be evenly matched with man and machine after two years of fighting.

Li Fugui: Hehe.

Closer to home, he has coveted the president's cousin's comics for a long time, and now such a good opportunity is in front of him, let alone Yu Chizheng playing Sleeping Beauty, let him play the seven dwarfs!He also...

I don't seem to be able to shout... (virtual)

cough cough.

"Just be friends with him" though...

It's a bit strange.

Friends and so on, don't they all go with the flow?

Just like him and Lin Shu, when they were freshmen in high school, they were not at the front and back desks, and he and Xueba had no common language, so they have always been lukewarm, just nodding acquaintances.Until one day he accidentally caught a glimpse of the game played on Lin Shu's phone, hey, isn't that the card game he's been playing all the time?

"Wow! You're playing this game too!"

"Yeah, you play too?"

"Yes, yes, what is your ID? Shall I add you as a friend?"

Especially after knowing that the other party is also a non-chief, it is even more late to meet each other, and cherish each other like brothers who have been separated for many years.

The same goes for Ling Zheye and Xia Ningyan. They grew up together and became good friends naturally. I forgot when and because of what they became friends with.

But what Yu Chizheng said seemed to regard friends as a kind of declaration, standing in front of him one day, and swearing righteously: "From today onwards, you are my friend."

And they have been at the same table for almost two months, Li Fugui has already regarded him as a friend.

Bridge Bean Sacks!

Isn't that just right?They are already friends, and Yu Chizheng regards it as a condition for acting as a princess, isn't that equivalent to...

He picked up Cocoa Cat comics for nothing? ?

Earn a fortune hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Li Fugui rolled up the quilt happily, rolled from left to right, from right to left on the big bed, and back and forth several times, he was like a caterpillar cocooned, only his head was exposed, and his body wriggled again , I found that things were starting to go a bit wrong...

Li Fugui broke down and shouted:

"Dad! Mom! Come and save me! I was tied up by the quilt! I can't move anymore oh oh oh oh oh ..."

qaq

……

On Monday, the morning when he was so sleepy that he wished the world would be destroyed, Li Fugui still closed his eyes and touched the mobile phone on the bedside, and started to browse Moments with his heavy eyelids.

Unexpectedly, someone posted a Moments in the middle of the night last night.

Li Fugui aroused a little interest, opened his eyes and looked, and was instantly relieved of laughter.

【Qi Xuan: Such a big pigeon flew to my window, it scared me, what to do (cry loudly)】

With the picture, a big dingy pigeon stays at the window.

Comment below:

Qi Xuan: Does anyone have a coup? (covers face)

Ling Zheye: Catching Live Soup

Xia Ningyan: Roasted pigeon (drool)

Ouyang Yu: Let's braise it.

Qi Xuan: So many practices, but only one pigeon, ah... (distressed) (frowning)

Li Fugui laughed for a long time, feeling that he was full of energy, his head didn't hurt and his waist didn't hurt anymore, he felt that he was doing well again.

After laughing for about 5 minutes, Li Fugui covered his stomach and replied with a smile: Gege is so cute, why do you eat Gege (angry) (angry)

An hour later, Qi Xuan finally woke up and replied: "Eat three bowls with tears in my eyes." (grievance) (grievance)

……

Two hours later, Li Fugui collapsed on the desk.

Sure enough, being full of energy is a lie...

And maybe it was because he was too tired from laughing in the morning and overdrawn his energy, so he slept in the dark this time, even in the class of the head teacher Hao Gege, he was still sleeping soundly, completely unaware of the upcoming danger.

Yu Chizheng, who didn't communicate with Li Fugui because he was sleeping all the time: "..."

He shook Li Fugui's arm.

No movement.

He shook again, leaned down and said in a deep voice, "Li Fugui."

Still nothing.

Yu Chizheng pursed his lips, shook it again, thought for a moment, imitated the name Ling Zheye and others called him, approached his ear, and whispered:

"Rich boy."

The deep voice has a gentleness that is very strange to himself.

Li Fugui, who was sleeping like a dead pig, groaned, waved his hand away impatiently, and muttered: "Well... big tomato, don't hit me... Well... I don't like tomatoes..."

Yuchi Zheng: "..."

"Li Fugui."

Li Fugui: "Hey! Carrots are here too! Get out! I don't like you guys! zzZ..."

Everyone: "..."

The voice was cold, "Li Fugui."

Li Fugui: zzZ...zzZ...

Hao Gege took a deep breath.

"Li, rich, expensive!!!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Sitting up in shock from the dying illness, Li Fugui had two creases on his face, his face paled in shock, his lower lip trembling, "Big, big radish?"

Class A students: "..."

Yuchi Zheng: "..."

Hao Gege: "..."

Gritting his teeth with a ferocious face, "Li Fugui, come to my office after class." Hao Gege smiled deathly, "Let's discuss which is more unpalatable, tomato or carrot."

Li Fugui: "..."

Hao Gege turned around and returned to the podium, "Let's start class."

Li Fugui lay down on the desk in despair, and whispered bb, "It's so delicious...QAQ"

After class, Li Fugui went to the homeroom teacher's office and had a good discussion on who was more unpalatable, carrots or tomatoes, and was sincerely invited by Hao Gege to eat fried radishes with tomatoes that he made [by himself] next time.

Li Fugui: Next time for sure. Next time for sure. (nodding and bowing)

Li Fugui shrugged his head and returned to the classroom, and took the last math class without interest. When the bell rang, his eyes lit up, his body was still, and the sky was clear again. Li Fugui felt that he was doing well again, and his deskmate After saying goodbye, I happily packed my schoolbag and prepared to eat.

Yu Chizheng didn't move.

Li Fugui stomped anxiously, "Get up quickly, I'm starving to death!"

Yu Chizheng pursed his lips, "...But you promised to be my friend."

Li Fugui:?

What's the meaning?Will you not let me go to dinner if you are friends?Don't you want to cultivate with me not the friendship in the campus novels, but the friendship in times of war? !

Li Fugui, who stopped thinking because of hunger, was in a mess like a hairball.

Yu Chizheng stared at him coldly, "But you still say hello before class, and then run away after class, no different from before."

Friends are always different from classmates.

Now that you have agreed to be friends, you have to have a different way of getting along with them than before, otherwise it will be irresponsible.

Li Fugui (small eyes, big doubts): Bridge bean sack!irresponsible?Different way of getting along?Why can't I understand? I'm so hungry, I don't want to think! !Let a zombie eat my brains! !

Suddenly, the light bulb on Li Fugui's head flickered, and he was so blessed that he suddenly realized: "Do you want to eat with me?"

Yu Chizheng pursed his lips.

Still staring at him coldly, then, as cold as ice, ruthlessly...

A quick nod.

Li Fugui: "..."

He patted his thigh, "Oh, you should have said it earlier, let me tell you that you wasted my very precious 3 minutes of eating time."

Yuchizheng who was suddenly pulled away: "..."

There was a hint of a smile in his cold eyes, and the corners of his mouth were slightly raised.

The people around looked at this strange duo in amazement, bowed their heads and talked a lot.

Li Fugui didn't realize it, his eyes were only on the destination full of delicious food.

Then, in the next 10 minutes, Yu Chizheng watched Li Fugui lead him to turn left, turn right, go straight for 20 meters, turn at the intersection, go straight for another [-] meters, turn left, and turn right at the second intersection... …

Yuchi Zheng: "..."

After 10 minutes, Li Fugui's expression brightened, "It's here!"

A cozy Japanese restaurant is in front of you.

When Li Fugui opened the door excitedly and entered, Yu Chizheng couldn't help but recall a Chinese class where the teacher asked Li Fugui to get up and recite "Mulan Poetry".

Li Fugui's eyes rolled back and forth, and with difficulty he could choke out a sentence: "Chirp, chirp, chirp...uh...um...Mulan is flying a plane?"

The end result was that Li Fugui was trained to stand in the corridor as punishment.

Yu Chizheng had to think, is it because Li Fugui couldn't memorize things because he used all his brain capacity to store the address of the restaurant?

Yu Chizheng felt that this was very reasonable.