Paper lover

The white background of Word casts a faint light indoors.

Li Shuoxing has been sitting in front of the computer for two hours. Facing the blank document, his posture has gradually changed, from putting his hands on the keyboard with his back straight, to leaning on the chair with his hands folded on his chest, to standing behind his head with his legs stilted Yang, more and more loose and casual.

Time ticks forward.

The QQ icon in the lower left corner of the screen also kept beeping.

Li Shuoxing, who looked like his soul was out of his body, finally got annoyed.

He retracted the two legs that were on the table, straightened up and sat upright on the chair, and with a swipe of the mouse, he clicked on the dancing pink kitty cat head.

Sure enough, a cliché.

panda:

"Are you there?"

"Ximuzi, it's been five days since you last said you would give me a special episode."

"It's been 240 hours since you said you would give me a special episode."

"The last time it was 35*24*60 minutes."

"Ximuzi, you have to write well and make progress every day, so that you can raise little chestnuts, little chestnuts, little chestnut mothers, little little chestnut mothers..."

Li Shuoxing sighed again.

Panda is his Simplified editor, signing his last book.Don't think that this person is a cute girl because he likes to use pink kitty cats and cute pictures as his profile picture. In fact, he is a big and three rough old man. It is worthwhile to drink a bottle of beer in one go.At that time, several authors and editors met for a drink, and I was tied to the wine table by them to drink, and I signed the contract in a daze when I was drunk, and then lived a life of being urged to write every five days... The other party was better than him The utility bills are diligent.

Li Shuoxing cursed, put his hands on the keyboard, and typed a line.

"Hello, I am going out to collect materials now, and I am not in front of the computer. I will talk to you later. (This is an automatic reply from the system)"

panda:"……"

The panda roared angrily: "So Caramel Ximu, are you dove again? Goo goo again? You're killing me!"

Li Shuoxing is the contracted author of Ending Novels, the largest male literature website on the Internet at this stage. His pen name is Caramel Ximu. Anyway, that's not the point.

Li Shuoxing continued to reply to Panda:

"Hello, I'm going out to collect materials now, I'm not on the phone..."

The panda slammed a screenshot, which was the negative comment under Li Shuoxing's historical martial arts novel "The Great Controversy":

"Eunuch Ximu is an eunuch again."

"Dead eunuch is double eunuch again."

"Some books are finished, but it is not finished; some people are still alive, but he is a eunuch."

"What the hell is written in the second half of the book, open the reverse golden finger, and move the heart of Jack Su, the father-in-law?"

"Today, right now, I only let out a roar, what about the episode?!"

After posting the pictures, the panda didn't stop.

He continued: "Looking at these comments, don't you have any sense of vigilance? Don't you have any sense of anger? Don't you have any desire to justify and slap your face?..."

Li Shuoxing: "No."

Panda: "You are indeed there."

Li Shuoxing curled his lips, followed by posting pictures, and sent people the many and long positive feedbacks in the comment section of "The Great Contest" and on Weibo. Who doesn't know how to post pictures? What, I don't care."

The panda looked at the swiped chat box.

Obviously he cares a lot.

Panda language is earnest: "Even if you don't justify and slap your face, you should write your writing thoughts and explain the development of the second half of the plot to the readers. Maybe you will have extra inspiration during the process of explaining?"

Li Shuoxing: "No."

Panda doesn't understand: "Why?"

Li Shuoxing said conceitedly: "Only I can understand my writing mentality."

Panda: "..." God damn it.

From the day of the earliest reminder, he has been urged for 35*24*60 minutes in a row, and has been urged by various postures. The panda is also at the end of his rope, so he decided to use his trump card.

The panda slowly said: "The last time we drank together, you made your fingerprint."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

He looked at the text that appeared in the chat box, and subconsciously recalled the last time he drank...

Fragmentary images flashed through my mind.

It seems that there is really a note.

Under everyone's booing, he placed his handprint without reading it. The content was... yes...

Panda silently sent a screenshot of a note, which was Li Shuoxing's own handprint.

I, Caramel Westwood, myself.

Announced that if you don't finish the "Great Controversy" episode within three months, you will write another [-]-word ending!

I put JJ on it!

Everyone witnesses, if you don’t write, you will die!

Li Shuoxing said calmly, "What kind of enmity do I have with you?"

The cold words appeared coldly.

Panda: "We have no enmity or grudge. Mr. Ximu, I am your literary fan."

***

The fighting power of this fan is really terrifying.

Li Shuoxing was extremely depressed, but after all, it is impossible to turn back time. The only thing he can do now is to just stop talking about it.

He logged off, fell onto the sofa, and was about to check Weibo.

If you don’t have any inspiration, why don’t you use Weibo to find inspiration when you’re writing Mao Fanwai?

Li said that Xing was absent-minded, and when he clicked on the icon, he accidentally tilted it and slid to the side.

Phone black screen.

After a few seconds.

A pink heart appeared in the center of the screen, beating twice.

The stars appeared in the darkness, then turned into streamers, gathered under the pink heart, and merged into three words.

fall in love!

Li Shuoxing was stunned for a moment, looking at this very strange picture, feeling at a loss.

what is this?

Have I downloaded this?

Could it be that it was downloaded when the game was downloaded in batches last time...?

A few seconds later, the opening logo disappeared, and a long statement of responsibility appeared.

"This game is a love development game."

"The player will meet his own lover in the game. This is the person who will accompany the player for the rest of his life. When the player agrees to enter the game, it means that the player agrees to sign a love contract."

"The contract is as follows."

"one:……"

Too lazy to watch.

Li Shuoxing directly agreed.

With a "bang", the contract seal was stamped on the statement of responsibility, and then both disappeared together.

The game officially begins.

The darkness disappeared, and a Q-version room appeared on the screen.

The room is very simple, with white walls, black floor, frosted windows and doors, you can see something vaguely, but you can't see anything clearly.

In addition, there are tables, chairs and beds in the room.

On the edge of the bed sat a Q-version villain.

The little man has long hair, gray eyes, and is wearing blue and white striped pajamas, looking around.

Li Shuoxing only glanced at it, and a name box popped up on the screen, with the novice guide next to it:

"Please choose a name for your lover."

Li Shuoxing typed indiscriminately:

"Weotuotuodk."

unsuccessful.

Do you want to use Chinese?

"Wang Wang Wang."

Still unsuccessful.

"Li Meow Meow."

Still unsuccessful.

After three failures, the name box turns gray, and a name suddenly appears in the name box.

The novice guide next to it also changes automatically:

"You have named your lover Su Mingqian, and the name has been successfully named, and it will enter the game soon."

Li Shuoxing complained: "...what a broken game, you can't customize your name, why do you pop up the name box?"

The novice guide continued: "The lover needs your company and love. You can touch your lover. Each touch will randomly increase the favorability by 1~3 points. When the favorability reaches 5 points, you can unlock the chat system."

Forget it, let's continue...

Li Shuoxing raised his hand and poked the little man beside the bed.

The villain moved a little to the side, and a number slowly rose from his head.

+0.

Ok?

Li Shuoxing glanced suspiciously at the novice guide, raised his hand again, and poked the little man beside the bed.

The villain moved to the side again, and a new number appeared.

-1.

"..."

Li Shuoxing fell silent.

Unknowingly, he changed from lying on the sofa to sitting on the sofa. He held the mobile phone, stared at the screen for a while, raised his finger, and poked!

then.

-1-1-2-1-3-3-3-3-3-3……

When the finger finally moved away from the screen, the friendship between him and the villain had become -24.

The distance from favorability is 5, which is a whole difference of 29.

Li Shuoxing became sober for two minutes, and was no longer so absent-minded.He sat upright on the sofa, stroked his chin with his fingers, and began to study the game.

The screen of the mobile phone is clear, and there are no buttons similar to the system interface, and it may not be unlocked yet.

There is an empty heart in the upper left corner, with a -24 in it, which should be the favor pool.

Li Shuoxing nodded his heart first.

There was no movement.

His finger turned in one direction, pointing at the table, chair, bed, and the ground on the screen one by one... When his finger slid across the kettle, the kettle tilted, and a glass of white water appeared on the table.

Finally came an interactive one.

Li Shuoxing tried to drink the white water, and found that the newly-appeared water cup could be moved, so he moved in front of the villain, watched the water cup appear in the villain's hands, and was drunk by the villain.

He waited patiently.

About 1 minute long.

+1

Reluctantly, procrastinating numbers floated out of the villain's head and dropped into the favor pool.

It was this.

Li said that Xing had found the right thing, and without delay, he began to poke the kettle non-stop.

One poke, two pokes, three pokes——

+1+0-1

Ok?

Li Shuoxing slammed on the brakes and watched helplessly as the little man walked from the bed to the table with a water glass in his hand, and put the water glass on the table.

Then, a bubble appeared over the little man's head with the words:

"I'm full, no need."

Li Shuoxing stared at the villain.

Are you a little hypocritical?

But the villain is ignorant and acts as usual.

Three seconds later, Li Shuoxing took the lead to look away.

waste time.

He doesn't care about villains, remembers this lesson, and thinks silently:

After drinking water, it should be eating. Do you want to find where the pots and pans are?

Li Shuoxing glanced at the game, but found no props related to food on the table, but there were half frosted glass doors on the left and right sides of the screen, which seemed to be able to enter other places.

He clicked on the one on the right.

Game pop-up narration:

[You found the bathroom. 】

Next, the options box appears.

【Do you want to clean Su Mingqian? 】

【whether】

All villains in the game need to be cleaned to maintain cleanliness.

Li Shuoxing didn't think much about it, and according to the general rules, he chose yes.

The next moment, the frosted door opened, a translucent light path appeared in the game, and a palm-like icon appeared beside the villain, and a new prompt appeared in the game:

[Please long press to select the lover, before moving the lover to the bathroom. 】

According to the game prompts, Li Shuo Xingdian middle villain directly lifted the villain from the bed and slid to the bathroom.In the process of lifting and dragging, he found that the villain was struggling all the time, and he looked like a panicked little turtle whose shell was suspended in the air after being caught, which was very cute.

He put the villain in front of the bathroom, a little affectionately, and touched the other person's body extra, causing the villain to stagger, and grabbed the door of the bathroom.

But in the next second, the villain holding the door frame suddenly turned his face. Instead of entering the bathroom, he pulled the door frame hard!

"boom!"

Li Shuoxing was taken aback.

It doesn't stop there.

Immediately afterwards, the -50 favorability lightning bolt jumped out of the villain's head, and the villain turned and trotted back to the bed, pulled up the quilt to wrap himself up, faced the wall, and turned his back to Li Shuoxing.

Game Narration:

【Su Mingqian slammed the bathroom door and rolled his eyes coldly at you. 】

Li Shuoxing was dumbfounded.

I?

he?

Does this work too?

Is this game mentally handicapped?

He couldn't think of it for a while, and he was completely impatient, so he decisively went back to the main screen and dragged the app to delete the game.