Paper lover

Inside the group, it was silent again.

After a moment of silence, Shi Lingling smiled: "Hahaha, Ximu, your jokes are getting bigger and bigger. Soul friend is soul friend. Talking about the partner will make everyone misunderstand."

Calmly and composurely, he also sighed: "That's right, Ximu, you're joking so seriously, I almost misunderstood you."

Everyone was joking, but they still paid attention to saving face for Li Shuoxing in front of the professor, and quietly hid the title of father-in-law.

Su Mingqian said: "What Ximu said is true, we are indeed a couple, and we plan to hold a wedding soon. Please come and watch the ceremony."

Calm and composed: "..."

Passing bustling: "..."

Suo Ren: "..."

……

A series of ellipsis began to line up in the group.

Everyone looked at Su Mingqian's words, and suddenly remembered what Li Shuoxing once said.

"My wife Su Mingqian!"

They couldn't help but fell into deep thought.

Now that the father-in-law and Professor Simon are together, why did the father-in-law say the above sentence?

It can't be because Simon's professor's Chinese name is Su Mingqian, and the time is simply not available.It is reasonable to infer that the father-in-law knew something about Professor Simon when he posted the picture of Professor Simon on Weibo. up.At that time, my father-in-law was still very normal. Looking back, it is really embarrassing.

Is it...

Could it be...

The father-in-law really fell in love with his protagonist.

And Professor Simon, the tenth-level fan of my father-in-law's novels, did not just turn his father-in-law's past imagination into reality. Wen Bing set his Chinese name and screen name as Su Mingqian, and sure enough... he won the heart of his father-in-law!

It turns out that there is a golden house in the book, and there is Yan Ruyu in the book, and it is serious.Writing essays can really win a wife!

The father-in-law is the most successful example that appeared in front of us!As long as I keep writing, I may not be able to get a wife like Professor Simon, but it doesn't seem like a delusion to find a more ordinary, delicate and lovely wife who likes my articles...

The single dogs in the group fell into deep imagination, which caused their hand speed to drop directly, and they were unable to express their thoughts on this matter in the first place.

Li Shuoxing felt rather strange, but this did not prevent him from speaking smoothly what he wanted to say next:

"I came back this time mainly to pack some things, and also to get together with everyone. Maybe I will live in the United States for a long time in the future, and I don't know when I can meet my brothers again... Sigh."

In fact, the father-in-law has not changed. When he is about to leave, the first thing he thinks about is us.

It's no use getting acquainted with my father-in-law!

Everyone was very moved, and they all patted their chests and promised: "Don't worry, Ximu, even if you ask for leave, we will rush to your place to have this farewell meal!"

Li Shuoxing praised: "That's interesting! How about next Monday?"

Little monk Liuwei hurriedly said: "Next Monday, the Buddhist temple will hold a large-scale religious ceremony, and all monks will be there. Let's change it to another day."

Change the day, change the day, anyway, freelancers are free.

Li Shuoxing suggested again: "Then next Tuesday."

Shi Lingling hurriedly said: "There will be a crucial game next Tuesday, and I will sit on the spot."

Then change another day, this time he picked a free time of an office worker to make up for it.

Li Shuoxing gave another example: "How about we next Sunday."

Now, Lu Guo Fangcao and Suo Ren said together: "I have something to do next Sunday!"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

After that, Li Shuoxing proposed Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, and Saturday, but every day there are people who are busy, and there is no day that can get everyone together.He flipped the table: "I said before that you can ask for leave because of me, now?!"

A faint embarrassment permeated the air.

Calmly said: "The main reason is that we have too many people and are scattered all over the world, so we can't find a good time, or else," he suggested in a flash of inspiration, "We will keep up with the times, and this farewell meal will be passed directly. Have you eaten the group video?"

Before the rest of them had time to answer, Sang Wugui, who was invisible to the dragon, appeared without a sound.

Sang Wugui: "That's a good idea. Do you remember the Haidilao paper sex that was popular a few months ago? It was also eating with a mobile phone. We have caught up with the fashion haha. Everyone has it these days , I don’t know who came up with this trick, normal loneliness is level ten, he must be level fifty.” After laughing, he suddenly realized, “Is it a newcomer to be calm and composed? Where’s Eggy?”

Group, more and more embarrassing.

Everyone silently looked at Sang Wugui who was wandering out of the situation, and really didn't want to speak.

Calmly and passing by prosperously, he silently changed his name back again.

In the silence, Li Shuoxing felt extra complicated.

I really didn't expect that one day, I would also become a popular weather vane... He shuddered, and once again strengthened his determination not to give up, and said: "Okay, everyone follow the example of paper sex, choosing a date is worse than bumping into it, just go online Let's eat hot pot together!"

The Internet has changed life, and everyone has responded to this convenient and simple way of meeting without consuming time and money.

Only Little Monk Liuwei suddenly came to his senses and asked a question: "...do you want to eat hot pot?"

But at this time, the crowd had dispersed in all directions, preparing the ingredients and pots that will be on the scene later, and no one answered Liuwei Xiaoseng, so Liuwei Xiaoseng disappeared silently.

About half an hour later, Dan Dingziruo was the first to return to the group: "I'm ready, how about you?"

Suo Ren was the second to respond, and Shi Lingling was the third to respond.

After 5 minutes, everyone said they were ready.

So Li Shuoxing adjusted the camera and pointed the lens at himself, Su Mingqian and the hot pot and dishes in front of him.

Everything was ready, he opened the group video.

One after another group of friends appeared in the video, Ding Ding Zi Zi, Liu Wei Xiao Monk, Fingers of Wind and Rain, Shi Lingling... Everyone is alive, waiting for Li Shuoxing to speak.

Li Shuoxing did not speak immediately.

He lowered his head to ponder for a while, and clicked on the video beauty option with the mouse, only to hear the sound effect of "plop plop plop", and a pink heart jumped out, enclosing Li Shuoxing and Su Mingqian together in the frame.

Li Shuoxing asked: "Have you seen our Xinxin? Doesn't this have a more atmosphere of love and marriage?"

Everyone: "..."

Everyone's dead eyes: "I saw it, it really has a lot of atmosphere."

Li Shuoxing was satisfied: "It's good if you see it, should you give me some kindness?"

Everyone ordered.

[Suo Ren presents you with a heart. 】

[Ten Ling Tombs presents you with a heart. 】

……

When you collect more than five hearts, you can summon a heart rain. Li Shuoxing happily clicks on it again, and the pink hearts will splash up from the bottom of the video frame, adding to the pink atmosphere.

In the rain of pink hearts, Li Shuoxing and Su Mingqian raised their glasses together: "Come on, let's have a toast."

After finishing speaking, he and Su Mingqian lightly clinked the rim of their glasses, and there was a light click.

Everyone: "..."

I don't know why, since Professor Simon, every move of this guy is full of uncomfortable sour smell.

They bowed their heads and pondered for a moment, not to be outdone, raised their glasses to each other with both hands at the same time, pretending that they were accompanied by others!

After repeated light touches, Li Shuoxing took a sip of his wine, and began to say a toast in satisfaction: "Everyone knows that I am off the list. Actually, there is nothing to say. The feeling after getting off the list is very good, very Well, it’s very good, after a few days, two people can’t sleep in one’s bed anymore. So, I hope everyone can find a good partner like Mingqian, just like me!”

Everyone: "..."

Everyone's hearts were blocked.

They felt that they couldn't let Li Shuoxing talk any more, so they interrupted calmly: "Elder-in-law, start toasting."

Li Shuoxing: "It starts with you."

He raised his glass to the egg calmly, drank it, and then made a movement that no one expected.

After he finished drinking, he turned his head, across the air, gave Su Mingqian a big sip beside him: "MUA~ I love you!"

After the MUA is over, Li Shuoxing urges Dan to be calm: "Hurry up, there are roses for the video function, hurry up and give me one to suit the occasion."

Not only the others were stunned.

Su Mingqian was also stunned.

A few seconds later, red flew onto Su Mingqian's cheeks.

He also tilted his head slightly, and kissed Li Shuoxing back in the air: "MUA. Me too."

At this time, Dan Ding Zi Ruo just clicked to send the rose.

A big rose blooms above the video, which seems to be showing the grand and beautiful love between the two.

The corners of everyone's mouths twitched wildly: "Damn, Ximu, are you inviting us to dinner or dog food?!"

Li Shuoxing smirked: "We eat two meals a day, taste love first, and then eat." After that, he sighed, "In fact, video eating also has the benefits of video eating. The atmosphere is awesome! Hurry up, and give me and Mingqian, order some roses and snacks, and don’t forget to blow up some more fireworks!"

I rely on!

Is this meal still edible?

I can't eat anymore, I'm full!

Gritting their teeth, everyone clicked on the rose firework hearts under the video, and gave them all to Li Shuoxing and Su Mingqian.

The overwhelming special effects covered the faces of the two of them, only to see the gorgeous fireworks.

In this way, Li Shuoxing and Su Mingqian were immersed in the lively atmosphere, toasting one by one.

From the egg to the deer to the fragrant grass, from Suo Ren to the wind and rain between the fingers, all the way to the six little monks.

Li Shuoxing and Su Mingqian were stunned.

The rest are also stunned.

A total of nine people joined the line, eight soup pots, three red and four white, the red soup was boiling, the white soup was rolling, a pot of clear water, gurgling alone.

Liuwei Xiaoseng is the owner of this pot of clear water pot that is out of place.

I saw a small pot placed in the center of the Eight Immortals table in the antique temple wing, with three plates next to it, one dish of green vegetables, one dish of tofu, and one dish of mushrooms.

And the young monk wearing a yellow cassock sitting behind slowly lowered his head, revealing his clean and shiny head.

Little Monk Liuwei: "All benefactors, can we not eat hot pot?"

Everyone: "No."

Little Monk with Six Flavors: "But the tofu, vegetables and mushroom pot is really not very tasty..."

Everyone sighed with emotion: "Seeing that you are eating hard, we can eat comfortably."

Dan Dingziruo picked up a piece of fatty intestine, and shook it in front of the camera: "Monk, did you see it? This is pig large intestine, which is thick, delicate and chewy. When you bite it down, your mouth will be full of oil."

As soon as he loosened his chopsticks, the large intestine fell into the soup pot, picked up a small splash, and sank and floated in the water again.

Suo Ren scooped up a spoonful of Brain, trembling in front of the camera: "Monk, did you see it? This is Brain, eat brain to nourish brain, smooth as creamy fat, tender as butter."

He put his spoon into the red soup pot, letting the red soup lick his brain.

It was Li Shuoxing's turn.

Compared with the previous two, Li Shuoxing is much more simple.

He picked up a piece of beef tongue, scalded it a few times, took it out, blew it, and gave it to Su Mingqian: "Taste it and see if it tastes good."

Su Ming tasted it modestly and nodded: "It's delicious."

Little Monk with Six Flavors: "..."

Amidst the roar of laughter and the sound of looting and eating meat, he was indignant: "You guys, really, it's too much!"

This online meal ended with Li Shuoxing and Su Mingqian showing their love, the rest of the people were full of wine and food, and the six-flavored little monk didn't know what to eat. When the hot pot was removed, everyone slumped on their chairs and looked at each other. Suddenly the wind and rain spoke:

"In fact, when Ximu goes to the United States, he can spend the American time with us, stay up late and write code words until dawn. The time we spend together has not decreased, but has increased..."

A word to awaken the dreamer.

Everyone was surprised: "Doesn't this mean that the distance between Ximu and us is getting closer?"

Suo Ren added: "If you want to eat together, just organize a video dinner like this."

Lu Guo Fangcao: "That's right, there is more atmosphere, but it's a pity that we can't go to the United States to attend Ximu's wedding."

"About this," Su Mingqian said suddenly, "Do you mind participating in a virtual wedding with brain nerve access?"

Everyone was stunned: "...Wait, is it the one we thought? Is it the technology you announced before?"

Su Ming smiled modestly and said, "Yes."

A brief freeze-like stagnation.

Suo Ren let out a howl, breaking the ice: "Me, me, me! Please give me a quota! The era of virtual online games in human fantasy is really coming!!!!"