Paper lover

Come down from the game, the time is four o'clock in the afternoon.

Exactly halfway through the day.

There is still half a day to write for me.

But before writing an article, I always want to touch some fish to play...

Li Shuoxing reckoned that everyone should have seen the new chapters and supplements posted today, so he boldly refreshed the webpage and went to the article discussion area, and saw that there were many more comments in the discussion area, and this time, Comments are very different from two hours ago:

"Nothing happened, Nine votes are not welcome here."

"Nothing happened, Ximu is [-] meters today."

"Nothing happened, it will be better to come back tomorrow."

"The sky is full of hype, I am grateful, and a million is huge, but it is just a heart."

The neatly organized meme comment area was only ruined by a system default reward of [-] yuan.

Li Shuoxing clicked in and took a look, and found that besides the system theme, there was a line of messages.

"Nothing happened, just a little silver. Ps: Is there a new update? Is there a fourth update today? by: Hunshimowang"

Plus there is no plus.

Ordinary lords don't, silver lords don't, and gold lords don't.

In this life... well, it is still possible to add more in this life.

Now that he saw it, Li Shuoxing conveniently added an essence, and then closed the webpage.

Close the web page and open the document.

However, Li Shuoxing still didn’t start writing immediately, but went to QQ first, and yelled in the foodie group at the end: “Is there anyone who spells the essay?”

Dan Dingziruo will always be the first to appear: "No, Calvin."

Li Shuoxing: "What's stuck?"

The egg is calm and composed: "How can Ka flirt with a man."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Little Monk with Six Flavors: "..."

Suo Ren: "This group is getting more and more perverted."

Shi Lingling: "Eggy, did you make a typo?"

Dan Dingziruo sighed: "That's right! I'm really writing about men! Do you remember my last book that was banned? The reason for banning me was that I described too many negative social habits, which caused bad imitation behavior, but that book I really didn’t write anything about officialdom and gangsters. Later, I analyzed it with the editor for a long time. Maybe I wrote that the hero rescued the married woman who was kidnapped, took in the female college students who were wandering on the street, and asked a big-breasted colleague to do his own laundry. Cooking, there is a pure and clean fiancee on her body..."

Wind and rain between fingers: "Actually, looking at your text, I think it's nothing. But reading this summary, I don't know why, and I feel that you really deserve to be banned."

Dan Dingziruo: "[Big cry] [Big cry] There are only men and women in the world, I can't write about women, I can only write about men!"

The people in the group had no sympathy, and collectively laughed.

Laughing loudly, Li Shuoxing said, "Actually, I just flirted with a guy just now."

silence.

Suo Ren said coldly: "This group is over."

16:15 Suo Ren has left the group

No one cares.

Anyway, this guy said at least two or three times a month to withdraw from the group, and this is just the beginning.

Dan Dingziruo hurriedly said: "What kind of guy are you flirting with? How did you flirt? Come on, let me see if I can use it in the text."

Li Shuoxing felt that he had done a good job of flirting just now. After briefly talking about the background, he generously posted the four sentences of the conversation between himself and Zai Zai.

Still silent.

Silence is today's chat group.

Dan Dingziruo: "...Although it feels really good, but eunuch, are you teasing too deeply?"

Liuwei Xiaoseng: "The dialogue is well written, but I also feel that this is a bit beyond the pure friendship between men and men."

Without Suo Ren who told the truth, the heavy responsibility of telling the truth fell on Zhijian Yuyu: "Damn gay."

Li Shuoxing didn't care, who cares about the gender of the game villain?"You don't know how cute he is," he said.

Without waiting for everyone to make any comments on this sentence, a sentence came out.

The lively group finally blasted out Sang Wugui who doesn't usually appear.

Sang Wugui couldn't bear it very much: "What kind of straight male aesthetic and earthy love talk is this, do you seriously think that the above dialogue is well written? And beautiful and beautiful describe buildings, not people."

Li Shuoxing: "I know this, but I thought this idiom has been used now, so it hasn't?"

Sang Wugui said earnestly: "When it comes to writing emotional dramas, you all have to learn from Brother Lu."

Lu Guo Fangcao: "Is someone looking for me?"

The ID that jumped out suddenly surprised everyone in the group.

Egg calmly: "Brother Lu is here!"

Shi Lingling: "Brother Lu is here?"

The wind and rain between fingers: "Brother Lu, after the first book is finished, you said to go on a blind date, have you met now?"

16:20 Suo Ren has joined the group

Suo Ren, who had withdrawn from the group, seemed to have clairvoyance, and returned automatically as soon as Lu Guo Fangcao appeared.

Suo Ren: "What kind of wind is blowing today that brought Brother Lu here?"

Among all the Lu brothers, only Little Monk Liuwei has a different address: "Fangcao Girl Benefactor, long time see you."

Seeing the comparison between the two names, Li Shuoxing behind the computer screen showed an indescribable expression.

Because the author of Deer Guo Fangcao... is really hard to describe.

Lu Guo Fang Cao is the author of the end point, which is nonsense.

Lu Guo Fangcao is a great author who writes about the urban harem style. It is not surprising that many male readers regard it as "My God Brother Lu" and have a good name "A deer passes in the grass".

But Lu Guofangcao's real gender girl is an out-and-out author who writes about urban harem style with great beauty... This has completely swept the limelight at the end of the annual meeting.

The situation is like this, when this tall and long-legged beauty walked onto the stage, the male writers in the audience thought that she was the master of the female channel website next door, but she smiled slightly and said to everyone in the audience:

"Hi everyone, I am Lu Guo Fangcao."

What... the... Fuck...? !

This was the only thought of all the male authors at that time.

Li said why Xing knew so clearly.

Because he was also one of the male authors who regarded Brother Lu as a brother, but collapsed on the spot...

Memories so far.

A faint shadow rose in Li Shuoxing's heart. Although two or three years had passed, every time he thought about it, he could still recall the thunderbolt from the blue sky at that time...

Li Shuoxing looked at the screen again and found that Lu Guo Fangcao was already evaluating his four sentences.

Lu Guo Fangcao: "This..."

Lu Guo Fangcao spoke earnestly and earnestly: "Brothers, girls, don't flirt. If you see these words and haven't blocked you, marry them. It's true love."

The great god of the harem has decided the world with one word.

The rest of the straight men turned their backs one after another, accusing Li Shuoxing of writing poorly and flirting with nothing, and they must have lost their favor.

Li Shuoxing: "..."

He suddenly remembered the 5 favorability points that fell.

My heart was once again covered with a layer of shadow called Lu Guo Fang Cao.

A group of fools who have no opinions of their own!

Lu Guo Fangcao said again: "Ximuzi, this flirting tone is familiar, don't you refer to it from our female channel? If you want to practice emotional flow, you can't just watch our female channel, we The women's video is wireless, not artistic enough. You have to go to the next door to see how many lingering loves are all in..."

Li said that Xing hadn't finished watching.

The shadow in his heart was too heavy, so he closed the group silently, hid himself, and decided to write his own article and let the people in the group go.

After closing the group, before switching the software, a new conversation popped up.

The panda is looking for him.

Panda: "Are you free? Ximu."

Li Shuoxing: "?"

Panda: "Volumes 1-3 of "The Great Controversy" will be printed soon, and I want to make an appointment with you to sign the book."

Li Shuoxing is not interested in the signing: "I want to write."

Panda explained: "You don't need to travel all over the country. Let's make a signing in your city first. You only need to spare an afternoon to come and come. There is an appearance fee."

Li Shuoxing is still not interested: "Readers can just read the book, why bother to look at the face."

Panda: "Readers just want to see your face, what can I do?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Li Shuoxing resisted to the death: "Just don't show it."

panda:"……"

Panda took a step back: "Okay, so, we won't hold a signing event for the time being, but you have to come to the printing factory to sign some names for me. Right now, I happen to be in the printing factory to see samples, and it won't take much time."

Li Shuoxing still didn't let go: "The pseudonym Caramel Ximu is too long, my hand will break it."

The panda was shocked. He thought to himself how fragile your hand is, can it break after writing this little character?

But the author is God.

He gave an idea: "Then let's simplify it. I printed the word caramel directly on the title page, and it is enough for you to sign Ximu. Anyway, the caramel in your pen name has no sense of existence."

Can you do this?

Li Shuoxing was also shocked, but he soon had a new idea: "But flipping through the books and signing are too tiring and heavy."

The panda broke through immediately: "How can I thank you for turning over the book, we haven't bound it yet, the title pages are stacked together, and you don't need to pull out the paper, I will help you! You! Pull!"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

At this point, he succumbed: "As for?"

Panda: "Hehe."

Panda: "I called a car for you."

3 minute later.

A car drove to Li Shuoxing's downstairs, picked up Li Shuoxing and left.

Four 10 minutes later.

Li Shuoxing met the panda in a printing factory full of noise and powder.

45 minute later.

Li Shuoxing sat in the office and began to sign a stack of title pages with the word "caramel" printed on it.

He signed Ximu very seriously at the beginning.

After signing about [-] pages, it collapsed, and the block letters became cursive.

After signing another hundred pages in cursive script, my hands hurt.

So Li Shuoxing stopped and thought for a while looking at the many, many title pages left, and then he had an idea.

Cursive script becomes Sibi again.

One stroke for the left border of the chestnut, one stroke for the right border of the chestnut, and the remaining two strokes, you can also add two small eyes to the chestnut.

Not to mention, it looks cute.

With this stick figure, Li Shuo Xinggou completed all the signatures.

He put down the signature pen, raised his head with ease, and met the eyes of the panda Jiong.

The two stared at each other for a moment.

Panda: "What is this?"

Li Shuoxing: "Chestnuts."

Panda: "I know it's chestnut." He paused, "But shouldn't you sign your pen name?"

Li Shuoxing was calm and composed: "What does it matter, I believe smart readers will understand it. And you can also say..."

Panda: "Say what?"

Li Shuoxing: "This is a special lottery. It is under the banner of Mr. Ximu's soul painting."

The panda was speechless for a while, and finally commented: "Ximu, you are really a spiritual author."

Li Shuoxing: "Thank you for the compliment. Now that the signing is over, then I will..."

The panda quickly grabbed the person who was about to leave: "Master, you really want to sign when you come out? It's almost time now, let me treat you to a meal, and discuss the promotion plan of the physical book by the way."

Li said that Xing would always refuse, but on second thought, it would take time to deal with this matter sooner or later, and he had to eat anyway, so he just took advantage of the time to solve it while eating, and he could start writing directly when he got home.

So he nodded: "OK, let's talk."

The two agreed, and the panda chose a nearby Haidilao.

Things like hot pot are most suitable for talking about things that need to be communicated but are not particularly important.

When we arrived at Haidilao, it was a little earlier than the normal meal time, and there were not many people in Haidilao, so the two chose a spacious booth by the window and sat down. The panda handed the menu to Li Shuoxing, and waved his hand:

"If you want to eat whatever you want, you don't need to save money for me. Anyway, the meal will be reimbursed by the company."

That's really nothing to be polite about.

Li Shuoxing picked up the menu and looked at it. After ordering the dishes he was used to eating and pairing them with two new seasonal products, he returned the list to the panda.

Panda took the list, glanced at it, added two more meat dishes, and called the waiter to place an order.

He began to speak: "Since you are not willing to participate in the book signing, there is no way for our book signing activities to start, so we have to think of a new promotional idea. The company still attaches great importance to your book, and it has confirmed the A category. Publicity channels, there are special publicity funds, this fund is not in vain. What we have to consider now is how to promote the maximum effect with limited funds. Regarding this point, I have some immature ideas..."

At this point, the phone in his pocket rang suddenly.

Panda looked down at his mobile phone, and stood up from his seat: "Excuse me, I'm going out to answer a call."

Li Shuoxing: "It's okay, you can do whatever you want."

The panda took the phone and went out.

Li said that the star waited for a while, and the panda waited for a long time until the bottom of the pot was served, and the panda came back in a hurry, apologizing: "I'm sorry, the child is sick, I have to go now Take a look at the hospital, Ximu, you have to eat tonight, I've already bought the bill, let's make an appointment next time."

After finishing speaking, he rushed out like a whirlwind without waiting for Li Shuoxing to answer.

Li Shuoxing: "..."

The food was served, and the order was bought.

Li said what else Xing could do, of course he stayed and ate the hot pot.

He continued to sit alone, waiting for the food to be served.

The bottom of the pot has already been placed on the table, and the dishes were delivered quickly. When it was almost finished, the waiter who served the dishes suddenly asked: "Sir, I see that you have been sitting alone. Are you here to eat hot pot alone today?" ?”

Li Shuoxing replied casually, "Yes."

Waiter: "Wait a minute."

He turned and left, and came back shortly afterwards with a big cat doll in his hand.

He placed the big cat doll on the opposite side of Li Shuo's constellation, and carefully arranged the doll's clothes, then raised his head, and said to Li Shuoxing intimately: "It's a bit lonely to eat hot pot alone, let's let it go today." Let Cady come and dine with you."

The caring waiter left the doll and left.

Li Shuoxing, who was sitting in his seat, became confused.

Is it lonely to eat hot pot alone?In fact, he didn't feel so alone.

Is it lonely to sit and eat hot pot alone with a doll?He feels really lonely...

After looking at each other for a long time with the smiling doll sitting across from him, he lowered his eyes unbearably, took out his mobile phone, opened the Love Bar app, played the game and sucked the cub: "Cub, are you ready to eat?"

Su Mingqian was a little surprised: "Why did you come here suddenly? Haven't eaten yet."

Li Shuoxing first took a photo of a table of dishes with his mobile phone, sent it to Su Mingqian, and then complained: "I have been pigeonholed, and now I am eating hot pot alone, so forget it, the waiters here are still there." Bought me a doll called cady, and said he would eat with me..."

How much is this loneliness?

Level 10 can't beat it!

Su Mingqian laughed dumbly: "Don't bother with the doll, I'll eat with you."

Li Shuoxing: "Okay! I came to you to eat with you. What do you want to eat tonight? If you can buy hot pot there, we can eat the same style..."

When he typed here, he was taken aback for a moment, and after thinking about it carefully, he felt that this was actually completely achievable.

After all, the game can conjure anything Zai Zai wants, as long as you ask Zai Zai to wish for a Haidilao set meal, wouldn’t you be able to eat the same meal at the same table?

He immediately instructed: "Zai Zai, make a wish and ask for a Haidilao set meal."

Su Ming made his wish modestly.

A Haidilao set meal is immediately available in the store. It is not expensive at all, but only 99 contributions.

In reality, someone else pays for me.

In the game, I pay for Zai Zai.

One money, two meals, perfect.

Li Shuoxing bought it calmly and used it directly. After seeing a full set of hot pot dishes on Su Mingqian's table, his heart was suddenly satisfied.

For some reason, I suddenly felt a real feeling of being accompanied.

So, when the waiter came again and was about to blanch the black beef slices for Li Shuoxing, Li Shuoxing said, "Please take that cady away, I have a companion."

As he spoke, he put the phone on the opposite side, propped it up, put on a posture facing himself, took a bowl and put it in front of the phone, and spoke again.

"When you are blanching the meat later, divide it into two parts, give me half and give him the other half."

waiter:"……"

He looked at the mobile phone that was displaying the game screen for a moment, and asked humbly, "Excuse me, what is this?"

Li Shuoxing: "My lover, my cub. I eat hot pot with him."

waiter:"……"

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