Paper lover

...Looking at this Weibo advertisement, Li Shuoxing was in a daze, and the female voice actress's gentle inciting voice sounded in his mind.

It's all too real, causing a slight discomfort.

He quickly shook his head to shake out the voice in his head, and then looked at the Weibo in front of him intently.

[-] forwards and [-] comments.

It is indeed the number one in the hot search, and it is really popular.

He clicked on the specific content again, and saw the first few hot pages.

"It's okay, if you have a paper man, what kind of bicycle do you want?"

"Under normal circumstances, there are many heterosexuals, and there are many homosexuals on Weibo... Until today, I found out that everyone is actually a paper sex!"

"Haidilao, it's you, the place where my paper man and I made love!"

There are all kinds of hot spins with different styles, and there are many exciting works, but they all have to bow down when the first hot spin is under [-] rpm.

Hot first:

"It's me."

It was me who was talking about on Weibo.

It's me in the photo.

Isn't this what I look like?

One world, one me, we are all good friends today!

Even Li Shuoxing, who came to search for the truth, felt a little impulsive when he saw this retweet.

But he woke up in time, and in the process of waking up, he was keenly aware of doubts.

In fact, seriously, this picture is indeed as promised by the waiter last night, it is quite blurry, the specific content cannot be seen clearly on the screen, and his side face is not exposed much, except for the exposed lips and one jaw , the rest cannot be seen clearly.

Moreover, there is no one on this weibo for him, and his backstage is also quiet, which proves that from last night to now, no one has linked the trending search with him.

The vest was saved.

It didn't really hit the headlines of the social news.

After Li Shuoxing breathed a sigh of relief, he suddenly woke up.

Wait, since no one on Weibo linked me to this incident, how did those guys in the group identify me with this photo?

think carefully.

At that moment just now, did the group of animals act a little too eagerly? One person can use the summoning spell, but a group of people line up to use the summoning spell. It's like pre-rehearsed...

……

……

They couldn't be sure it was me at all!

It's a lie!

be cheated!

Li Shuoxing was annoyed for a moment, and immediately clicked on the QQ group to make up for it: "This photo is a show, and Haidilao's advertisements are getting more and more powerful. I was so tempted by them."

But it was too late.

His defense was met with even louder ridicule from the group.

Suo Ren: "Be mature, don't explain."

Shi Lingling: "You were completely exposed just now."

Dan Dingziruo: "Look at what you did just now, I fucking died laughing."

The wind and rain between fingers: "Ximu, it's useless to write such a high-end witty battle in your essay, but in reality... tsk tsk."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Thankfully the screens are separated from each other.

Otherwise, it is very likely to cause group fights that no one wants to see.

Li Shuoxing collected his mind, steadied himself, and typed: "Okay, how did you find out? That photo is obviously so P that Mom doesn't even recognize it."

Dan Dingruo said, "Although your face is almost covered, you can still smell your anger, eunuch, even through the screen."

Li Shuoxing sent a [vomiting] emoji.

Suo Ren, Shi Lingling, and the wind and rain between the fingers followed.

Everyone can't stand the description of Dan Ding Zi Zi.

Dan Dingziruo accepted it humbly, actively corrected it, and said seriously: "Actually, it's nothing, I think the figure and feeling are quite similar, anyway, I'm idle, so I'll just ask you."

Li Shuoxing used single quotation marks to emphasize his tone: "...you are really 'casual'."

Dan Dingziruo seemed to be modest: "It's so-so, so-so, it just took me a minute to come up with an idea. After all, I'm also a writer of officialdom. Feng? The higher-ups are just here to fuck me, even if I have changed countless pseudonyms, they can see the essence through the phenomenon and discover my interesting soul."

What he said really made sense.

Everyone was speechless for a while.

Just watching Dan Dingziruo still not satisfied, he continued to play: "Elder-in-law, this photo has become the number one searched photo, or you can take off your vest and admit it, anyway, you just started a new book, and you need a little publicity. "

Li Shuoxing: "Forget it, it's nothing interesting."

Everyone also made a suggestion, Li Shuoxing didn't want to, and no one talked too much.

Changed the subject, and went on to talk about something else.

Li Shuoxing closed the group chat and opened another chat box.

5 minutes ago, the panda knocked him.

Panda: "Ximu, have you seen the hot searches on Weibo?"

Sure enough, this is the case.

Li Shuoxing: "I see."

Panda: "Yesterday we went to Haidilao..."

The corner of Li Shuoxing's mouth twitched.

Yes, if it weren't for you, I wouldn't have had dinner with Cady, I wouldn't have taken out my phone, I wouldn't have been on trending searches, and I wouldn't have stumbled into a pit and been buried by those guys in the group.

You are the real murderer behind the scenes, the culprit!

Panda sighed: "Haidilao's planning is really talented. As soon as the treasure knife came out, it won the hot search. How could I not think of such a perfect planning and promotion plan?"

……what?

Li Shuoxing suddenly felt that something was wrong with the panda's words.

Instinctively, he deleted the long string of words he typed, and replied with an ellipsis.

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Panda continued to sigh with emotion, and analyzed the advantages of this wave with Li Shuoxing: "Look, in this hot search, Haidilao has firmly grasped its fundamental advantages, expanded its target group, and precisely targeted the hearts of young nerds, and has become a youth of nerds It is a holy place for hot pot. And all the expenses are just an idea and a photo, a very small effort has achieved a huge result, and a lot of money is nothing more than that.”

Li Shuo Xingzhen: "..."

He is also confused.

Ding Ziruo, who hadn't seen Egg for half a year, made an accurate guess based on just a blurry photo.

And the panda who sat face to face with him yesterday chatted with him about that photo as if he had lost his memory.

So what?

Even if you can't remember his face, you should remember what clothes he is wearing!

Panda complained: "Oh, every time I talk to you about promotion, you don't care very much."

Li Shuoxing's method of ellipsis reappeared: "..."

He was so speechless to the blind man opposite the computer that he could only type an ellipsis.

But think about it again...

Forget it, I don't even remember what the panda was wearing yesterday.

After all, who cares what a man is wearing?He's not my cub.

Panda didn't know what was going on in Li Shuoxing's mind, so he continued: "Although publicity is indeed not the author's job, you are the one who knows the novel best. We can communicate more to inspire inspiration! Well, not much Having said that, we have started working here, Ximu, you can hit me up anytime you have an idea."

Li Shuoxing was as lonely as snow: "..."

Although I try not to communicate with you.

But it feels like you have successfully concluded your communication with me.

After finishing the online chat, Li Shuoxing immediately shut down QQ.

He sat on the bed and sighed long, feeling that today hadn't even started yet, and more than half of the strength in his body had been used.

In order to accumulate some energy, Li Shuoxing got up from the bed and opened the game at the same time, and went online to watch his cubs.

Entering the game, I haven't seen anything yet, the screen flashes first, and a letter flies across the screen like a paper airplane and is thrown into the mailbox.

Li Shuoxing was stunned for a moment, just in time to see that the villain had gotten up and was sitting at the table not knowing what to do, so he simply typed and asked, "Cub, did you write to me?"

Su Mingqian was awakened by the sudden appearance of the light screen.He covered the paper in his hand and replied, "No. You came here so early today."

Li Shuoxing replied briskly: "I miss you when I wake up, so come and have a look."

Su Ming asked quietly, "Have you done your work today?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Su Mingqian: "What about the ten o'clock update?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Su Mingqian: "How many manuscripts are left?"

Li Shuoxing: "..."

Su Mingqian: "The next thing you do—"

Li Shuoxing can no longer be silent!

If he keeps silent any longer, he will be ashamed of all the readers who follow the article!

His head was big enough, and he answered cautiously with the poked bag full of hair: "Cub, I just got up just now, and I usually don't write in the morning, um... I start writing at noon, and I've been writing all the time." I wrote it until I went to bed at night."

Su Mingqian watched quietly without speaking.

Li Shuoxing was a little bolder and continued talking, since the schedule may be late but will not disappear, it’s better to do it early: “I’ll get up in the morning, meet you, and go home to write the essay around noon, and go to bed at night. The progress is about 6000 words a day."

Su Mingqian still didn't speak.

But the numbers +1+1+1 tore through the silent exterior and began to jump on his head.

There is a little joy in his heart.

If possible, he also wants to see Ximu as soon as he gets up in the morning.

Just work is important.

Of course, if it doesn't affect work, you can still get up and meet first...

Su Mingqian confirmed: "Six thousand words a day?"

Li Shuoxing had already grasped Su Mingqian's thoughts from the degree of favorability, and for a moment he forgot about his handicap, so he definitely said without hesitation, "Six thousand words a day!"

A smiling emoji appears on the villain's head.

Then, a piece of paper folded in half was taken out by the villain.

Su Mingqian: "This is the flyer I picked up at the door this morning. You should also take a look. It seems that there will be a shopping event called 11.11 in two days."

Li Shuoxing: "..."

He clicked on it, and at a glance saw four huge numbers in blood red on the leaflet.

11.11

See the slogan next to the headline.

The world's best Double Eleven, the event is waiting for you!

It’s raining red envelopes from the sky, and you can get any red envelopes!

The Double Eleven event will officially start three days later. At that time, the courtyard will rain red envelopes with rich prizes at three time periods: [-]:[-] am, [-]:[-] pm, and [-]:[-] pm.

The more you catch, the more you gain.

Players and lovers are requested to actively prepare and work together~

Li Shuoxing only glanced at the flyer, then closed his eyes in pain, and couldn't even look forward to the upcoming small event of the two collaborating to receive red envelopes.

Obviously have escaped the double [-] bombing in reality, why should we revisit this day of fear for patients with difficult choices in the game?So much stuff, I really don't know what to buy...

Li Shuoxing just wanted to throw away the leaflet, but after a second thought, he thought again:

No, wait.

It doesn’t matter if you don’t watch Double Eleven in reality, there is really nothing you want to buy anyway.

But you still have to watch the Double Eleven in the game. According to the urine nature of this game that releases some new things from time to time, maybe it will release precious and important items directly in this Double Eleven, such as air tickets...

With this in mind, Li Shuoxing was not in a hurry to throw things away.

He looked at the leaflet again and saw a brief introduction to Double Eleven.

After the content of the event, there will be an introduction to the venue.

This Double Eleven event will open three venues.

The first venue is fresh food and department stores, which will be open from 10:00 am to 12:00 am.

The second venue is Apparel and Furniture, which will be open from 3:00-5:00 pm.

What is the third venue? ? ? , will be open from 8:00-10:00 pm.

Li Shuoxing stared at the three question marks.

A very simple logical reasoning is established at this time.

Since there is no idea of ​​making trouble, why do you have to classify the venue?

Obviously there is an idea of ​​making trouble, so the venue is classified into codes.

But you have Zhang Liangji, I have a wall ladder.

Li Shuoxing skillfully opened the chat box, and wiped the villain like an Aladdin magic lamp: "Zai Zai, come and make a wish, and the wish is a list of hot items at the Double Eleven and Three Conference venues."

Su Mingqian was stunned: "This... can I make a wish?"

Li Shuoxing believed in the power of the magic lamp, and replied firmly, "It will definitely work."

Just make a wish.

Su Mingqian didn't object, and said what Li Shuoxing said.

Li Shuoxing simultaneously opened the store interface and began to wait for the store to be refreshed.

But 1 minute passed, 2 minutes passed, the store was as motionless as a mountain, and there was no intention of updating it at all.

what happened……

Li Shuoxing was stunned for a while, and then suddenly remembered the letters he saw flying across the screen when he was playing the game.

Is it?

He closed the store and opened the mailbox.

Sure enough, I saw an unread email lying in the system mailbox.

From: System

Theme: Update version 1.03 of Love Bar

【New content】

(1) Large-scale 11.11 series activities are launched, with red envelopes, full discounts, and coupons, all of which will be available

【More optimization】

(1) Optimized the system mail function

(2) Fixed a new program vulnerability on the goods in the store

(3) Solved the problem of lover requests being abused

【Update Explanation】

Recently, the system has detected bugs in which players have repeatedly used the built-in program of the system to take care of their lover's life, persuaded their lover to request supplies from the system, and successfully obtained it.

In order to protect the lover's physical and mental health and the numerical balance of the game, the system has changed the built-in program logic to detect the real needs of the lover before realizing it, so as to solve the situation where the player manipulates and deceives the lover.

Example 1: The player coaxes the lover to ask for [item A], the kind lover is forced to make a wish, and the system will not give [item A].

Example 2: A kind lover wants to research [Item B] out of physiological needs or academic research, and the system mall will open the corresponding [Item B] option.

【Reminder】

Please cherish your lover, love your lover, and build a better tomorrow with your lover under the premise of abiding by the rules of the game.