Paper lover

"What the hell is this..."

The calm readers are aware of the seriousness of the problem, and they express their opinions angrily:

"If there is no update for three days, the update will be [-] more?"

"It's fine to update [-] words. After all, they are all in the hospital. The right way is to recuperate well."

"But you went to the hospital, neither updated nor recuperated, and you wrote [-] words bragging about Caramel Westwood???"

"Caramel Ximu next door, hehe, don't think we don't know. This author, in the past, was okay, but a little procrastinated, and he went in and out of the palace from time to time to be annoying, but now, Caramel Ximu is base!"

"He is like the vast and depraved author at the end. His gaze no longer stays on women, but on men; his pen and ink are not spent on women, but on men!"

"But you are different, Ding Ding, do you still remember the time when you were all ambiguous?!"

"Dan Ding, you can't do this!"

"Damn, you can't just go to the hospital and get your sexual orientation wrong."

"Dan Ding, you are the last hope of our whole village!"

The readers of Dan Ding Ziruo's article have already let out a hoarse cry of collapse.

But one person expressed dissatisfaction.

In the Luguofangcao screenshot group, the focus is on 'the last hope of the whole village': "What's going on, the last hope of the whole ambiguous sect, isn't it me? I am Luguofangcao, don't I deserve a name? "

"Hahahahaha, Brother Lu, don't get entangled. I am the last hope of the whole village, and you are the last hope of the whole Jiaoren." Dan Dingzi replied in a second. After a short chat with Li Shuoxing, he is now full. The blood was resurrected, and he was alive and kicking, "As for the others, you, you, who dares to stand shoulder to shoulder with me and Brother Lu?"

The rest of the people online bowed their heads in shame.

It can't be compared, it can't be compared, it can't be compared.

Between the fingers, the wind and rain sighed with emotion: "Oh, I think back then, when I clicked on the first book of female characters and the second female characters, I don't know when, not only the brothers did not write female characters, but even the readers Gentlemen don’t like to see girls and girls, and the editorial department even held a training class on ‘how to describe the sincere and touching brotherhood’, it’s really time gone, and the ending point is now a monk...”

Said the monk, the monk arrived.

Little Monk Liuwei popped up at this moment: "Eggy, I have already asked Master to bless you with a string of rosary beads, to bless you to be safe and smooth and free from all evil spirits. I will send them to you later."

Dan Dingziruo: "Thank you!"

After he finished speaking just now, Suo Ren popped up again.

Suo Ren also came to report the good news: "Eggy, you are number one on today's best-selling list."

Dan Dingzi was taken aback for a moment: "I've been out of work for three days, how could I be on the list?"

The full name of the final best-selling list is "24-hour best-selling list", which calculates the total amount of subscriptions and rewards received by book friends for a work within 24 hours.

After returning to Suo Ren, Dan Dingziruo had a premonition in his heart, turned off the group chat, cut out the terminal APP, and took a look.

He saw a silver treasure chest flying over the bookshelf first.

After flying for about ten seconds, another silver treasure chest flew over the bookshelf.

Another ten seconds later, the third silver treasure chest also flew over the bookshelf.

All are sent to him.

Dan Dingziruo clicked on his article and read the discussion area.

The previous posts complaining about his relationship with Li Shuoxing are still there, but everyone started complaining and complaining:

"We're all in the hospital. Don't worry about writing too much, Eggy. Let's take a good rest. I set an update reminder for you. No matter when you come back, I will be notified of your return."

"Students, I don't have much spare energy. I plan to use my spare time to work this month. The estimated income is 500 yuan. The 500 yuan will be rewarded to Danda first."

"I'm ashamed to say that I'm the kind of reader who only reads the conclusion. Due to well-known reasons, I can only see Danda's name in the txt every time. Even so, I still follow it down... Today I happened to hear that Dan Da was sick and hospitalized, so I hurried over here and returned the money I owed to Dan Da, thank you Dan Da for insisting on writing such a good article.”

After a series of silver alliances came down, there was actually a gold alliance.

The book friends who rewarded the Golden League didn't say much, just one sentence:

"I've been reading your books since I was 40, and now I'm 45. Thank you for accompanying me through the most difficult five years of my life."

Dan Dingziruo saw this, raised his hand, and wiped his face.

He typed a few words into the phone.

"Thank you too."

Tried to post it, but ended up deleting it anyway.

Some things don't need to be too sensational, just keep them in your heart.

***

then.

Li Shuoxing is online.

It's rare to go out for a trip, and people who visited a few scenic spots with their own cubs are not in the slightest.

"What's going on, why was I suddenly pulled away by Hedan Dingziruo?"

After Li Shuoxing typed this question from the heart in the group, he didn't wait for others to answer it.

He looked at his discussion area first.

In the discussion area, his readers are already busy, and all kinds of weird questions are posted on the discussion area.

"Elder-in-law, it's fine if you're in Wenliji, but you won't be in reality, right?"

"Ximu, pat your conscience and tell the truth, what kind of man-to-man relationship do you have with the author next door, don't you just go to a hospital to visit? I go to the hospital to visit my brother every day, why doesn't a brother write me three thousand A rainbow fart with deep meaning and meaning?"

"Seriously speaking, I don't think the blame is all on my father-in-law. After all, the same thing has completely different descriptions in the mouths of the two authors. Here, father-in-law, it is posted at the end of the chapter. There are two lines and less than one hundred words in total. The ruthless writing is incisive and vivid; next door, the number of words in the opening chapter is twice as many as the number of words in his main text. In contrast, how much love and devotion the latter has to the former!"

"My father-in-law is really aggressive, and my balls are really ballsy. The author's name has already revealed everything. They are a match made in heaven, and no one else can stop them!"

……

Li Shuoxing browsed all the way, his face darkened all the way, and he had no eyes to look carefully.

Fortunately, the people who said these words were just a small group of people in the discussion forum.

The vast majority of people in the discussion area focus on other aspects.Facts have proved that for readers, nothing matters, what really matters is the update of the article.

"Why do I feel that the tone of the father-in-law's mention of the hospital is full of strong hints?"

"It's like the last supper. Tell us: Grandpa, I can't hold on any longer. The update will be interrupted tomorrow. For today's last chapter, you can eat something good so you can starve."

"Bah! Father-in-law, do you think we will bow to you if you imply that we will break the update?!"

"Look down and cry."

"Don't create panic casually. I look at it horizontally and vertically. This is a simple insurance advertisement!"

"Is the life of the great master author already so difficult? Are you going to advertise insurance under the article?"

Browsing through the chaotic discussion area all the way here, Li Shuoxing's thoughts perfectly coincided with the original thoughts of Danding Ziruo's readers.

What the hell is this...

He was about to leave a message to refute the rumor, so that everyone should not believe in the rumor, when he suddenly saw a post.

Theme: Technical posts, detailing the update warnings of my father-in-law over the years.

Li Shuoxing: "???"

He was full of question marks, and entered the topic post full of doubts, let's see what the host can say!

Then he discovered that this technical post... is really a technical post.

The host is probably his loyal fan and data control. He made a table in detail. The first column is the time, the second column is the place where the warning quotes were published, the third column is the specific warning quotes, and the fourth column is Then change the number of days.

And he thoughtfully highlighted the key word, "hospital", in yellow.

Li Shuoxing counted carefully...

It was discovered that after ten years of writing, he referred to the hospital five times, and each time after the mention was completed, it was interrupted.

Li Shuoxing: "..."

It's okay, brother, you are a little more than a ruthless person!

Li Shuoxing admitted defeat, he closed the post, and silently retracted his words.

In front of the data emperor, even the author's own remarks do not seem to be so reliable.

He decided to use actions to wash away the shame of the past.

But before that, what Li Shuoxing could not tolerate even more was that he was pulled by book friends to be with the calm and composed Lang.

What a joke.

Why should I be with Dan Ziruo? Even if I want to be together, I should be with my lovely cub, the lovely hero of my novel, Su Mingqian!

Li Shuoxing plans to restore his reputation first.

He thought, since Dan Dingziruo wrote a long single chapter to confess his love to him, which aroused boos from book friends; then he should also write a long single chapter to confess his love to Ah Zai, which would surely arouse the boos of book friends.

And this single chapter is extremely simple.

Li Shuoxing knows how cute Zai Zai is.

He brushed and brushed for half an hour, and wrote [-] words of [-] words.

The ending of the last five hundred words is especially important, Li Shuoxing decided to write while sucking Zai Zai.

He swiped the phone screen and found Su Mingqian in the game, but unexpectedly found that not only he was writing, but the villain was also leaning over the table, writing seriously.

Li Shuoxing was shocked.

Should I start writing my daily schedule now?

He kept his composure, quietly leaned over, took a sneak peek, and saw the title...

"On the Importance and Necessity of the Relationship between Caramel Ximu and Su Mingqian"

But this title is crossed out.

The new title is written next to the line title.

"Based on Jiudu's Research on the Incentives and Catalytic Effects of Caramel Ximu's Feelings to Su Mingqian"

Then this is also crossed out.

A third title appears.

"Using Big Data to Analyze the Special Metaphors in Jiudu Wen to Deduce the Feasible Development of the Bond between Caramel Ximu and Su Mingqian"

Li Shuoxing: Huh? ? ?

These three titles were longer than the last one. When Li saw the last one, Li said that Xing Leng hadn't read it and couldn't understand it.

He looked and looked, but didn't understand why Su Mingqian suddenly wrote such a thing, until the little man who was writing with his head down moved his body, raised his arm, and revealed a document that was pressed under his arm.

Li Shuoxing only looked at one line and confirmed it.

This is Dan Dingziruo writing his single chapter, because the title of the single chapter is "He is here, my heart is at ease".

Li Shuoxing: "..."

You actually took such a title, you are so self-determined, you are really self-determined.

He secretly contemptuously found that the villain picked up the document, turned two pages, frowned, and slammed the document on the table, then picked up the pen and continued to write.

But I wrote it for a while.

About 5 minute.

The villain seemed to be stuck again, so he picked up the document again, continued to flip through it, and continued to throw the document on the table.

During this process, the narration is always refreshed:

【Su Mingqian is very angry. 】

【Su Mingqian tore the document in half. 】

【Su Mingqian looked at his article and let out a long sigh. 】

【Su Mingqian silently puts the document back together. 】

[Su Mingqian found a collection of essays. 】

[Su Mingqian compares the collection of essays, writing hard! 】