Paper lover

On January 1th, at night in Guangzhou, the tables of ordinary food stalls were filled with empty beer and bare skewers, and two men were full of wine and food, sitting opposite each other.

The one on the left is a baby face, with a long life card hanging on his chest, and a string of bodhi beads in his hand, blushing, and he said: "Ji Liu, what have you been doing recently? The ticket, the monthly pass has been suppressed for five days and still hasn't pressed enough, do you really want to give it up?"

Ji Liu is a very fat man.

He is tall, wide, and has a big belly. He looks full of elasticity and has a soft feeling that makes people want to sink into it.

His temper is also like his appearance, unhurried and gentle: "Old Mine, Gagen is not a problem, but the recent wind direction makes people nervous, I really don't want to wear women's clothing."

Babyface's network ID "There is a mine at home" is Jiliu's Golden Alliance. This time tracking the monthly ticket battle between Jiliu and Li Shuoxing, I see it in my eyes and feel anxious. I have knocked on Jiliu several times on the Internet and there is no specific response. , Today, I simply flew over to find someone.

There was a mine at home who slapped the table, and opened his mouth reeking of alcohol: "What's wrong with women's clothing, it's just women's clothing! You lose if you don't wear women's clothing, and what you lose is dignity! The dignity of a man! The dignity of an author!"

Ji Liu remained silent, his heart was clear.

I don't wear women's clothing, I lose my monthly pass, and I lose my dignity for a month.

I dress as a woman, I won a monthly pass, and I lost ten years of dignity.

When there was no response, someone at home was in a hurry: "I'll arrange a golden alliance for you, and you arrange the women's clothing quickly!"

Ji Liu: "Impossible."

There are mines at home: "Ten!"

Ji Liu was helpless: "Let's be more realistic. Look at my figure, does it look like I can dress like a woman?"

You Mine at home waved his hand violently and knocked all the bottles off the table. He gritted his teeth and said, "Okay, you don't want to wear women's clothes, I'll wear women's clothes. If you don't want to make a debut, I'll send myself out. Isn't that just a woman's debut? Who Who are we afraid of! We want to fight to the end with the opposite party, and if we are men, we will never admit cowardice!" He yelled, "You remember to add more, ten, twenty, thirty, I will give you a big gift bag!——"

This guy, must be too drunk...

Ji Liu looked at the mine at home and thought to himself.

But Jiageng doesn't matter, Jiageng is a rhythm he is familiar with, as long as he doesn't wear women's clothing, everything is easy to talk about.

Ji Liu readily agreed: "No problem."

He has already started planning in his mind how he can maximize the benefits of the explosion, send this guy out of the world, and pick himself out of the vortex of women's clothing at the same time...

Ji Liu smiled and looked at the mine at home, poured wine frequently, and tried to persuade him to drink.

***

January 1th, at 7:1 pm, the last day of the double monthly pass at the end of January.

The terminal APP suddenly pops up a banner advertisement for all users. The content of the advertisement is:

"There is a mine at home to reward "Lord of Ten Thousand Vehicles" with 100000000 end-point coins: Silent flow is not silent, brother supports you!"

The moment the advertisement popped up, all the users who saw it with their mobile phones were attracted by the long 0 in the notification, and started counting 0 involuntarily.

1、2、3、4、5、6、7、8……

May be dizzy and count too much, count again.

1, 2, 3...

There is no mistake in counting, 1 is followed by 8 0s, and there is a mine at home that rewards Jiliu with 100 million terminal coins, which is [-] million RMB.

People fell silent, and then people exploded.

They were so dazed by the 100 million yuan that they couldn't control their hands at all. They clicked on the APP, grabbed the supreme treasure box, and then entered "Lord of Ten Thousand Vehicles". Point-to-point direct spraying, the big local tycoon is not only rich, but also has the ability to speak out above everyone:

"Isn't it just women's clothing? It's like no one can wear women's clothing anymore."

"I have a mine at home, and I wear women's clothing during the live broadcast!"

"Everyone is wearing women's clothing, what are you so proud of? There is no Golden Alliance yet, right? Heh, as long as you can raise funds to create a Golden Alliance, I will write a 'clothes' and eat it!"

The users in the terminal are already shocked by the large amount of rewards that have mines at home, but the shock is more than that.

Ten minutes later, "Lord of Ten Thousand Vehicles" was updated with fifty chapters.

Jiliu directly exploded [-] words, and returned a huge reward from the family who has a mine!

The atmosphere was completely heated up, every inch of the air was sparkling with dazzling sparks, everyone was driven crazy, even the monthly pass was crazy.

100 million RMB will give away 1 monthly tickets, plus the effect of double monthly tickets at the beginning of January, so that the monthly tickets of "Lord of Ten Thousand Vehicles" will increase by [-], and coupled with the enthusiastic votes of many readers at the moment, it will directly increase by [-] votes , surpassed "Jiudu" at the speed of a rocket, and ranked first on the monthly ticket list!

***

At this time, Li Shuoxing was watching the video.

The women's clothing promised by the Baiyin League has now been fulfilled one after another, and even the video is being recorded, but the latter is still in the internal error correction process and has not been posted on the Internet.

Li Shuoxing rubbed Zai Zai's account to watch the various versions all night, laughing so hard that he almost died.

Then he was determined by the egg@.

The egg is calm and composed: "Elder-in-law, there is a trench with a million yuan on the opposite side, and it feels cold."

Li said that Xingwei was surprised.

The egg is calm and composed: "Then Jiliu, the 50th chapter will be updated, and the feeling will be cooler."

Li Shuoxing was taken aback.

Dan Dingruo thought about it: "Although it is unlikely. But father-in-law, if you also get a million rewards for your article, hey, how wonderful the picture is..."

Li Shuoxing's heart skipped a beat, suddenly frightened.

What Dan Ding Zi Ruo said was indeed impossible.

But not afraid of ten thousand, just in case.

Li Shuoxing hurriedly opened his article just in case, before he even had time to read the discussion area, he edited a single chapter and sent it out.He clearly stated in the single chapter: "Everyone, don't be impulsive! There is no 50 update, no matter what! Even if I wear women's clothing, there is no 50 update!"

Just as he released the single chapter.

At the end, a banner advertisement pops up again.

"Bill Bridge Booth rewarded "Jiudu" with 100000000 terminal coins: Who doesn't have a mine at home? Father-in-law, come on, 50 more! I will bear the women's clothing."

The user base at the end was shaken again.

Fans and passers-by both endured the second shock and all ignited.

Li Shuoxing's discussion forum is just like Jiliu's discussion forum, which is about to be maxed out by readers.

When he first saw the horizontal bars, Li Shuoxing became numb.

He braced himself, and left a message in the most discussed post: "There is really no 50 update, can you refund the tip..."

Shortly after he left his message, Bill Bridge Booth came in.

Bill Bridges Booth replied: ":)"

Book friends are laughing crazy.

At this time, the book friends are very gentle, and each of them has illuminated their coaxing skills without a teacher:

"Don't be afraid, father-in-law, come down from the tree, you really don't need women's clothes."

"Who said you want women's clothes? Stand up and I'll kill him!"

"Eunuch, you are an author, we are all joking, we never want to see your women's clothing, we just want to see your updates."

"You said it yourself, you just need to carry the weight and move forward, we are all behind you to support you~"

Do you think I will be deceived by you?

Ha ha.

When I finish my 50th update, and you guys finish eating, you will definitely bring up women's clothing again and let me make my debut again.

Li Shuoxing looked at these messages and thought.

He continued to refuse, firmly refused, repeatedly refused.

However, no matter what content he posted, Bill Bridge Booth would always appear in time and reply him accurately: ":)"

After a long stalemate, Li Shuoxing received a call.

电话是菖蒲打来的，她已经变成了一只尖叫鸡：“啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊100万啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊，公公你要更新啊，五Ten chapters can be updated without missing a chapter, this is 100 million ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

Li Shuoxing hung up the phone.

The camel broke at the last straw.

His eyes were red, and he leaned in front of the computer, begging Zai Zai for comfort, he was pitiful: "Zai——"

Things got so big, Su Mingqian knew about the situation in the first place.

When he saw Ximuhong's eyes approaching, he became nervous, and quickly patted him across the screen: "Ximu, it's okay, there will be more articles, after you updated [-] words, you still have [-] words left."

Li said that Xingxin was broken into pieces: "There will be no more, my [-] words..."

Su Mingqian: "Yes, yes, I will supervise your writing more seriously!"

Li said that Xingxin was even more broken into scum: "Zi, you have to comfort me, you have to kiss me, I can't live anymore, Ji Liu, you are really the enemy of my life!!!"

Su Mingqian didn't hesitate at this time, he really wanted to go out and hug Ximu, but unfortunately he couldn't do it, so he leaned over to the screen, ready to kiss Li Shuoxing's approaching cheek.

Li Shuoxing leaned forward, halfway, he stopped, raised his finger and pressed it to his lips: "It's not the cheek, it's here."

Su Mingqian was stunned.

He looked at Li Shuoxing, and saw the smiling but serious eyes of the other party: "Kiss...?"

Li Shuoxing: "Cub, if you don't want to, we can change to the original position."

Su Mingqian subconsciously said, "No."

As soon as the words came out, he realized what he had said.

His face was a little hot, he looked at Ximu and slowly moved closer.

Li Shuoxing was already waiting on the screen.

His forehead was pressed against the screen, his eyes were half-closed. In this posture, he could hardly see Su Mingqian's actions on the screen, but at a certain moment, a strong feeling suddenly flashed in his heart——

Su Mingqian kissed me.

Feel……

After drinking, I was a little dizzy.

Li Shuoxing supported his forehead and felt the heat on his skin.

He was silent for a moment, raised his eyes, and laughed at Su Mingqian on the screen: "Baby, you took my first kiss away, you have to be responsible for me."

Su Mingqian nodded indiscriminately, turned his head and flew away on the blanket, leaving only a vague sentence: "I'm already in charge."

On the top of the screen, there are still a few lines of narration, which slide slowly:

【Su Mingqian is extremely shy. 】

【Su Mingqian is very happy. 】

【Su Mingqian escapes. 】

***

At the end of the day, Li Shuoxing still updated 50 updates, and after the update, he was paralyzed.

And things are still going on.

The back garden of Internet authors, Zhiguantianxia will also be affected by this incident. The forum has been completely overwhelmed by this incident. Every forum, every post, and everyone is talking about this.

One of the posts is the most representative.

Landlord:

"New Year's monthly tickets are in full swing, and it's not uncommon for hundreds of thousands to explode. The exchange of millions of dollars has not stopped, and all women's clothing is angry as C-how to evaluate the dispute between Caramel Westwood and Jiliu monthly tickets?"

Reply everyone:

"Two divine books, two divine men, we are beyond the reach of mortals."

"Women's clothing is justice, and women's clothing is high!"

"The boss is a bit weird these days, don't guess what's on your mind."

"My father-in-law's road to becoming a god."

"The height of the end point this year ends at this point."

By the next day, the matter was still fermenting. First, it was spread and discussed by various book friends, and it directly sparked a lot of heated discussions on Weibo, and then it was summarized and commented by various online media. Then, #Terminal Haofan Readers Smashed Millions of RMB #'s TAG, the last few on the hot search.

The end point that has been paying attention to this matter, the official struck while the iron was hot, quietly bought it to the top of the hot search.

The moment the hot search reached the top, things exploded!

People all over Weibo knew about this. They first succumbed to the magic of money, and then were blinded by the hot-eyed women's clothing pictures in the marketing account. Amid the positive and negative stimulation, they rushed to the finish line one after another. , Gathered crowds to watch the two divine books.

Caramel Westwood, Ji Liu, Bridge Millions, Mine Millions, all of them filled the pages of Weibo, WeChat and even paper media in an instant.

This extremely strong enthusiasm also brought an extremely powerful effect to Li Shuoxing.

The original 35W collection increased by 20W a day to 55W, and the 4W5 subscriptions also doubled, approaching 10W subscriptions, breaking the highest average subscription record of the terminal master station.

As for the wireless terminal other than the main station, the performance is equally strong. With a very small number of words, it has already rushed to the top three best sellers, which can be described as extremely popular.

This twists and turns monthly ticket battle ended here, and basically ended early.

No one is a loser, and both parties in the competition have benefited a lot from the enthusiasm of the joint fight.

The two beneficiaries, Li Shuoxing and Ji Liu, were all in front of the computer, spending the night decadently and laboriously typing.

tired.

Sleepy.

I want to sleep——