Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

When Levi came home, he had Wings of Liberty on his back.

He looked at Zooey's stomach, and finally couldn't help being stunned.

The child who had been looking forward to not coming for several years finally got rough after he left.How could he not drop his jaw?

Zooey looked at him with a frown, looking at him with displeasure. "You won't deny the bad things you did." Zoe said sarcastically.It's like he's the world's most asshole husband.

Who told him to leave his pregnant wife behind and go to serve as a soldier.

Thinking of these things, Zooey was full of grievances.No matter how strong she is, she is just a "fragile" "pregnant woman"?How can the bastard husband be swollen for several months without news?

The husband frowned and didn't say a word.

Nima, who was nervous and gave him a lot of food?Then, in the dark and windy night, threw him down like a beast?Of course he would not object to her doing these beastly things to him.

It's just that now the children have all the evidence.

Please don't blame him for all the bad things, and pour dirty water on him... okay?It sounds like a beast to him, but that's really not the case.Okay?

As a result, the man who rushed home all the way, facing the accusation of his pregnant wife, couldn't tell the pain.You can't admit that he was thrown by his wife in front of others, right?

So, he had to face the same dilemma a few years ago.

The crazy wife started to convulse again, relying on the privilege of pregnancy.Make him do this and that.Moreover, he told the twins arrogantly that they should treat their father as a servant.

The twins 囧囧 looked at their mother intently, and then at their pale-faced father.

Short oil, mom, she is playing the dead game again!

Finally, the twins looked at Dad speechlessly.I just hope that because my mother is pregnant with a little brother, my father will be more tolerant to my mother.

From the time when they were a little sensible, the twins realized, who always occupies the bottom between father and mother?

The person at the bottom is always provocative and tries to resist.The end result, of course, is repeated battles and repeated defeats.

Mom, it's not that we're talking about you, just be honest.I can't bear to hit you.Talk about it with your mouth, it's fun or something.You are always the one who suffers in the end, didn’t you notice?

The twins looked at each other, even though it was wrong to do so.But they really began to doubt their mother's IQ.

It's better not to say these things.

Emma, ​​their mother never showed mercy to them.It has always been very cruel and beastly to them, it is enough!

How old are they?Mom, I beg you to be more tolerant.

Well, as a husband of a pregnant woman, he endured all these bastard things his wife did.

But this is definitely the last one.I will never have children again.He wants to see how arrogant this bastard is?

Nima, when he got home, facing his psychotic pregnant wife, he felt like a pear.Might as well go out of town and kill giants.

Just when Levi was about to endure the limit.Mrs. Baker finally patted Zooey on the head, and pulled Zooey away.

"You stupid child, how can you treat your husband like this?" Mrs. Baker looked at this stupid daughter angrily.

"It was because he went too far." Zooey said aggrievedly.No news, no news for months.Instead, she wanted to write to him and teach him the stunts of running away immediately or pretending to be dead when on the battlefield.But there was nowhere to post her letters.

(Short oil, so dangerous, fortunately she has nowhere to send letters. Otherwise, someone's reputation will be ruined for the rest of his life.)

"He went to the battlefield, what else can you expect him to do? He has worked very hard to come back alive. Are you torturing him like this? Is it really okay?" Mrs. Baker looked at her deeply.Nima, she had to strengthen re-education of her daughter.In the past few years, she has been working hard.However, the child's excessive doting made the child completely unaware of the majesty of heaven and earth.So, now, she not only has to educate her grandchildren, but even her daughter must be re-educated together.

Thinking of this, she thought of that shameless bastard of her husband.The guy who evades responsibility is the most shameless.

"But, is he at fault? It made me lose sleep all the time. I'm already pregnant. Is it really okay to go on like this?" Zooey said angrily.

"If...he doesn't come back next time, what are you going to do?" Mrs. Baker looked at her with a frown, and finally said this.

In this world, women seem to be doomed to live a life of fear all the time.This is a fact that no one can change.As her husband said, everything is for the survival of human beings.

"I, I'd better break his leg!" Zooey heard the horrifying words.Decisively changed my mind, decided to forcefully keep my husband at home, lock him in a small dark room, take a small leather whip...Educate and educate...

Thinking of this, the female beast Zoe turned around and was about to leave.

"You're back." Mrs. Baker called out to her just in time.

"Do you want him to hate you to death? Bastard. Don't always say such strange things and do such willful things! He has tolerated you enough. If you go too far like this, you will definitely be disgusted and hated! You want to destroy Lose your own family, ruin the man you like? Stupid."

Mrs. Baker scolded Zooey severely.Only then did Zooey calm down, and then quietly sat back beside her husband.Staring at him like a dog staring at a meaty bone.

Until her husband glared at her angrily. "Turn your head away and eat well."

Zooey sat down and started eating.

Levi once again complained fiercely in his heart, as the husband of a crazy female animal, Alexander.Fortunately, he didn't know about breaking his leg, closing the small black room, and taking the small leather whip...

Fortunately, during the holidays that followed, everything calmed down.

Zooey finally stopped tossing.

However, she started to take her family on picnics, or wandered casually in the capital with her husband.

Zoe said confidently, "Accompanying a pregnant woman on a date is the duty of a husband."

So they started to visit all the vegetable markets in Wangdu.Now, he is not so resistant to the market and the like.Even so, it will disappear out of the market without a trace.

Zooey ignored him and collected a lot of ingredients, intending to nourish his body.

Until, the husband put down the soup bowl and looked back at her with two tubes of nosebleeds. "Bastard, are you going to make me lose so much blood that I won't be able to go to the battlefield?"

He really thinks too much.Why does Zoe have such a smart brain?

At most, this guy would think of breaking his legs, shutting down a small black room, and taking a small leather whip...

Zooey, on the other hand, drank the remaining soup in his bowl in one gulp, and then despised him confidently. "Tch, it's obvious that you are too weak."

"Hey, you are pregnant. Don't drink weird things." The husband persuaded this stupid and stubborn wife.

"Tch, a countryman who doesn't know ginseng, Ganoderma lucidum!" Zooey looked at him with contempt.

Until a big "well" character popped up on his head.How long has he been away?The bastard wife is planning to turn the world upside down, isn't she?

So, the husband who had long since given up his moral values ​​in front of female beasts frowned and looked at Zooey with dead eyes.

"Do you want a divorce? Bastard." The husband's ultimate nirvana.

Zoe also wanted to steal this move.The result is still defeated.The past is unwilling to look back, because it is all tears.

Sure enough, I watched Zoe play a makeover again.

Zoe opened her mouth and looked at her husband in disbelief.

"Are you a beast? Say this to your hard-working wife who is about to give birth to your child? Where's your conscience? Where's your dignity as a human being? Where's your moral bottom line? Hey." Heartless, immoral, and without lower limit, Zoe, who has been enjoying the convulsion life wantonly, finally received her retribution at this moment.She finally had a chance to call people beasts.

Zooey couldn't imagine that her husband, who had always been considered upright, actually said this to her when she was pregnant.

But her husband walked up to her and slapped her head hard.Looking down at her. "Conscience? Moral bottom line? Hasn't it been eaten by you a long time ago? Bastard." Hey, are you implying that Zoe is equal to a dog?

"What's the matter, are you... are you going to domestic violence against the pregnant woman?" Zooey pretended to be in pain, and looked at him with teary eyes.I couldn't help playing that domestic violence stalk again.

"Shut up, idiot. If you don't want a divorce, you have to fulfill your promise. Be obedient." Levi looked at her with dignity.Then he turned and left, and just a few steps away, he heard Zoe screaming.

"Tell me who? Who is the vixen? Which vixen, who will be trampled to death by a giant, dares to seduce you? And it makes you fall in love? Let you treat your pregnant wife like this?" So the vixen play finally started.

Zoe's words finally made Levi stagger a step.

Nima, facing his crazy wife, it turns out that his practice is not enough.

"Where is the vixen coming from? Don't think about it." Levi frowned and yelled at his wife roughly.Psychopath paranoid?

How could he be so popular?Don't look at his physical condition (height).

In his life where he had made up his mind to be single forever, there was only such an accident.

A shameless woman who desperately insisted on marrying him.And threatened him with dirty tricks.

Obviously it was only a few years ago, obviously he was forced.

Such a strange thing.Now, when he thought of it, he couldn't help laughing.

It turns out that he has been with this Shenjingbing wife for so long?The children are all this old?

"Are there no women around you to seduce you?" Zooey looked at him suspiciously and said.Her face was full of disbelief.

It's like saying, what's going on?My husband is so nb, could it be that the group of blind women didn't notice it?

Super Plus enjoy!Not to mention picking up the treasure, those stupid female humans don't seem to know it's a treasure!

Even if it must be a very happy thing to be a wife, but it can't go on like this.

A wife has to be taught, or she'll always be messing around like a primitive beast.

Therefore, in the following days, a certain pregnant woman had to be forced to switch back to the mode of the little maid and the landlord.

The twins 囧囧 watched intently, and the mother with fierce eyes didn't say a word in the end.

And their grandma couldn't bear to look directly at her daughter's stupid face.

So, life goes on.

The author has something to say: ps: This article does not follow "The Choice of No Regrets" at all. I think Wu Regrets is a fan, and after reading it, I feel that the setting is unreasonable.

Ahem, well, I don't like anime BL Xipi at all.

Then I went according to my own deduction, and then, I think that male gods definitely don't need to be trained for three years.

then……

In the next chapter, the heroine will be educated again, and she will grow up after crying so much!Not abusive, just growing.

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Heck, tell me a joke.

One day I heard an advertisement = "Chuck's hardcover diapers!

====Then I suddenly turned a corner and became ========" Que's Hardcover Healing Book! ==== "Let's talk about me again!

⊙﹏⊙b Khan, I was sure later.

[You are indeed in Sparta! 】

[Could it be that you have finally played yourself badly! 】

Well, Que's Hardcover Healing Book ==== 100 questions for couples, let's go! ==============》

Question 5: I want to ask a very serious question, please be sure to tell me what is your exact height?

Little Monster: About 148.5cm, what is concentrated is the essence, you know!

Bumpman: Ahem, there are probably about 170!

The little monster squinted, Fei: Husband, you're not that bad, are you?

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ps: When I saw the mines, I was surprised and frightened!

Aww... I hope my dear ones will like it after reading this article!

I like every dear one who reads this article, they all read my article with a smile!Get this idea now!

Then after I improve my level in the future, I hope that every dear one, before reading my article, even if you are depressed or bitter, will keep laughing at the end of my article.

Aww... this is my ideal right now!

Thanks girls...