Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

"Then, Captain Levi, please take a good rest." The soldier in charge of delivering the message looked at the captain seriously.Finally, unable to bear it, he looked up at the purposely enlarged painting on the wall.After finishing the painting, he looked carefully at the serious soldier again.Then he couldn't help but look at the portrait again.He still can't resist this kind of temptation... The key is, he wants to laugh but can't laugh, it's so hard to endure!

If you accidentally offend the leader.Will definitely be led to wear small shoes.

Therefore, men, at critical moments, you must be able to bear it!

"Well, you go back." The captain said seriously.

After seeing off his subordinates, he finally couldn't help turning around to see what the subordinates were looking at?However, at the moment when he turned his head, a certain tenacious nerve thread of his finally couldn't bear the pressure and broke.

Nima, he knew that Shen Jingbing's wife did something bad again.It's just that, unexpectedly, that bastard actually had his idea?

No wonder she took him home directly yesterday.She also flattered him, acted like a baby on purpose, acted cute, and rubbed his back and massaged him very virtuously...

Seeing in the portrait, picking up noodles with a fork to brush the giant's scum, the blood pressure in his blood vessels finally couldn't help but rise again and again.

Nima, should he thank that bastard, didn't he finally draw him as a dog this time?

However, who can tell that it is him when it is painted as a dog?

But now, the sb in the portrait is indeed aggressive, just pulling, picking up noodles with a fork... Can it be played like a three-dimensional mobile device?Nima, even a god can't do this, right? (Zoe raised her hand weakly, I can!)

Fuck me... I was treated like this, and my subordinates saw it.Thinking that this incident was spread to everyone in the Investigation Corps.

He was almost mad.

The next time those people see him, they may be very serious on the surface, so why discuss him in private?

At this moment, what is his bastard wife doing?

Maybe the bastard is getting smug about his art.Thinking of this made him feel devastated.

Even old couples who have been married for many years.

He still couldn't help wanting to beat her to death.The best thing is, right now, immediately, immediately, on the spot!

Levi finally couldn't bear it and walked over.I happened to see his crazy wife, like a believer in God, fooling the public to buy her noodles.

What about supplements?to play.

Every time he drank long-bearded radish soup, he got a nosebleed every time.If you drink it for a long time, you will die sooner or later.Do you want to mend a lot of wool?

What about Alva?

All of a sudden today?

miracle?Do not make jokes!

It must be what the hell is his wife doing again?

Don't tell him that it's the function of the carrot soup.Go to hell!

But his wife was just using nonsense to deceive people, and others just believed her nonsense.

Let's look at the proud expert yesterday, bowing his head and kneeling with Shen Jingbing's wife...

What's the matter with that look of adoration looking up?

I don't know why, but he seemed to be even angrier. Other men knelt down in front of his wife as if they were proposing marriage.

Nima, I can't bear this precipice any longer!

Things got messy by the end.

The appearance of Captain Levi indirectly became a live advertisement.Under everyone's silent gaze, the god-like man known as the strongest soldier of mankind turned around and left with the beautiful and petite proprietress without saying a word.

Before the proprietress left, she couldn't help but say to them: "For the sake of my husband's return home, you can get [-]% off for noodles today!"

Nima is this trick again, advertising again?

"Actually, I've met Captain Levi...he turned out to be just...an ordinary gangster." Finally, someone in the crowd couldn't help but start muttering.As a result, he was slapped hard on the head by the guy behind him.

"Shut up, do you think others don't know? Do you know how the little bastard became the strongest soldier? Drink the proprietress's soup and make up for it!" Powerful.So awesome.Passerby B brother.That's what Zoe wanted.

"God, the proprietress sama is definitely a god!"

"God, the same cooking skills!"

……

So, the God-like proprietress who was pulled into the house by her husband.Zheng Nei showed gallantry all over his face, begging her husband's forgiveness.

"Replace the advertisement image!" Her husband looked at her fiercely.

"Can't you change the line? That effect is great. You don't even know your husband, and you've become a celebrity now. No wonder everyone is talking about the celebrity effect. It turns out that inviting a celebrity to endorse will immediately make the new store famous."

Before Zooey finished speaking, her husband slapped her forehead hard.

"Change immediately, or divorce!" The old man carried out domestic violence with righteousness.

Zooey looked at him with tears all over her face, as if her heart was about to break. "I don't want it, I just want to tell those little girls that you are my husband. I won't let any vixen get your attention!"

Nima, Shen Jingbing's wife originally had this plan.The husband looked at Shen Jingbing's wife and was deeply speechless.He's gone all the way.In his wife's words, he should retire as an old man.How can there be any little girl and vixen to attract his attention?

His wife must have nothing to do to think too much, right?Otherwise, have another child and distract my wife?Forget it, I heard that she almost had an accident during her last birth.Four kids are enough.

"Then change to a small one! If my colleagues see such a large painting next time, I will never forgive you!"

In the end, the husband took a small step back.

This is the first breakthrough in the history of Zoe's marriage.This was Zoe's first victory that was not considered a victory in the marriage war.

Husband, he has finally grown up, no longer domineering, ruthless, unjust, and vexatious!

Zooey was instantly moved.Over the years, how many pig brains she has fed to her husband, his IQ has finally been raised.

Seeing Shen Jingbing's wife's silly face, my husband knows what this guy is thinking?So, at last, I couldn't help but said tyrannically: "Hurry up and cook! Don't forget to make pig brains!" the husband said to Zoe through gritted teeth.

This guy still looked moved.It seems that his wife is really hopeless.

It's just that after his wife left, he finally couldn't help laughing.

After so many years, he has long been used to this fool's various resistances.But in various levels of family wars, he always has the upper hand.Some people say that in marriage wars, those who care more will lose more.

Over the years, his wife has been crushed to death by him.Lost badly all the time.

So, what if you let her go once in a while?

"Dad, what are you doing?" The little boy who looked very similar to him finally couldn't help sticking out his little head from the door.

Seeing this child broke his heart.Since he found out that his son was taught badly by Zooey.So he began to teach his son in a disguised form that he should be a good boy with passion and integrity.

As a result, his son is seven years old this year.Smiling all day long, with a passionate and upright face in front of people.Turn around and go to rob the underworld.Even more hopeless, when he robbed, he always looked upright.

This is the time to go crazy, right?

Think of the eldest daughter who is very cute (in his opinion), who has never been talkative since she was a child, and has been very obedient since she was a child.It's just that the sense of presence is very low.Until, the eldest daughter got to know Little William, so Little William was constantly pushed down, pushed down, pushed down in various ways!His daughter has an extra number one leg, the little manservant.Well now, his daughter is only seven years old, and her convulsive mother has bound a fiancé—the number one dog leg and little manservant.

That child is only 7 years old, and he has always been aloof in front of little William. Can such two little guys really mix together?

Crazy wives should not engage their children indiscriminately, okay?Thinking of his eldest daughter and her number one dog leg, he suddenly felt very irritable.

Think about the third child in their family, the black-haired little girl, who was the most successful one taught by her grandmother.When she was less than 5 years old, she decided to be a lady.It's just that when a lady gets angry, she smashes the house into a hole.Little lady who keeps saying that she wants to marry a gentleman, Dad really thinks that you may have no hope in this life.Otherwise, when the time comes, how about picking a soldier who is the most resistant to beatings from the army and introducing it to you?

He really didn't want to talk about the fourth child in their family.What else could he have said about a girl Alva fell in love with?He just wanted to ask her daughter, can you say goodbye, the hot-blooded girl just said to her father, you want to be a soldier, you want to be a soldier commander.Turn around and discuss with your mother, since giants can eat humans, why can't humans eat giants?How about such a sophisticated topic?

When eating, the whole family sits together, and a big bowl is placed in front of everyone.There are hot noodles in the bowl, which smells delicious.He suddenly seemed to have been served a good meal many years ago.As a result, the next day, he encountered the first major crisis in his life.Encounter with Shen Jingbing's wife hugging her thighs and proposing marriage in the street!disagree?Just let you have no face to continue messing around in the capital.

Many years later, his wife is still cooking for him. The whole family, including the cousin picked up by his wife, and the family of the young apprentice, are all slurping noodles and looking happy.

The atmosphere is really good.

"Husband, that's why I opened the shop again. I have found my ideal again. I hope that everyone who eats my food can show a happy expression."

His wife suddenly stuck her head in front of him.

"Husband, do you also feel very happy?" His wife asked him with a smile.

"En!" He sucked on the noodles, which were really delicious.

"So, you have accumulated good luck for several lifetimes to marry a good wife like me!" Zooey said cheeky words with a smile, with a dreamy expression on her face.

Good wife?where?Why didn't he see it?

If it was a few years ago, he would have sprayed the noodles long ago.But now, he can almost guess what his wife is thinking and what she will say.So he continued to suck on the noodles calmly.

"Yeah, I saved up and got so lucky that I married you!" He admitted calmly.Anyway, if he doesn't admit it, his wife will think that he is shy and embarrassed to admit it because of his good face.

Zooey suddenly hugged his hand.He had to stop eating noodles and looked at her suspiciously.

"Husband, I was so unlucky, bad, and miserable in my last life. It must be to accumulate rp and meet you in this life! So, those really don't matter. No matter how bad it is, no matter how painful it is, I will still thank God and let I came to this world." Zooey suddenly said these words to him very seriously.

My husband finally put down the big noodle bowl, although it was really wrong to do so in front of everyone.But he still stretched out his hand and stroked her red hair.Like petting a puppy.

Even this kind of touch still moved her very much.Those jewel-like red eyes were instantly filled with mist.

In an instant, he finally lowered his head and sighed.As if he had finally resigned to his fate, he took out a ring from his pocket, raised his wife's finger, and put it on for her...

Emma, ​​since half a year ago, his wife began to write to him regularly.

Hint him that he should give her a ring as a reward for taking care of him like a god.

Threatening him, if he doesn't give her a ring to trap her, he will stage a romantic affair for him.

Crying to him, he must not love her at all, otherwise he wouldn't say no after 7 years.

Questioning him, but not expressing it, means that he has not withstood the test of the seven-year itch, and must have raised a vixen outside.

Tell him that she helped the owner of the jewelry store think of an advertisement, and the boss gave her a big bonus.If you love her, give her xx brand gemstone ring.

In the end, he was tortured too much.I bought an xx brand gemstone ring.In the end, his wife insisted that he wait until that day to deliver it!I don't know when, it means that he definitely doesn't love her.Just get a divorce.

So, finally today, I gave it away.

Nima, isn't it just 8 years ago today, like a sb young man, he was hugged by a deep well ice girl in the street, and he has been locked up since then?

Got something to commemorate?

The atmosphere in the room suddenly became very dignified.All the people, whether adults or children, held their breath, waiting for the always serious male master to say something sweet.

However, the hostess was so pleased, he picked up the noodle soup and sucked it up.The noodles were all eaten, and there was not a single line to say.Then he quickly wiped his mouth and left the dining room.

Before going out, he heard Shen Jingbing's wife say triumphantly to everyone: "Husband, he is just shy. He obviously loves me very much. Seeing if this ring is there, it is worth half a year's wages. A husband who is like a stainless steel cock and has never plucked a penny. , spent half a year's salary to buy a ring for me, which means he loves me!"

Sure enough, if you don't respond, you will be considered as shy by default.

Forget it, let her play by herself!

Hua Ling slurped the noodles, and began to figure out how much Ai Ermin's monthly salary is?Go and tell him to save money for her tomorrow, can I get a ring?You can't let the hateful Z-shaped bottle be arrogant in front of her in this regard, right?

Hey, loli, you think too much.Young people should fight first!Otherwise, where's the money to buy luxury goods?

The author has something to say: Keke, I got here before I knew it~ Then tomorrow will be the last chapter of the main text, and there will be 5 extra chapters.

The extra episode includes two parts, 22 Cookies, the story of Alva and her boyfriend. 3 chapters.Little Monsters Clearance Sale Chapter 2.

From the start, set it up.It must be finished at that time in the next chapter.And then it's over.

I feel that the next chapter is a Dzogchen.Complete the final shortcoming to make up.It finally came to fruition.