Delusional woman who wants to be a chef

Leo is a good boy with an upright and sunny face.

This sentence can be put another way, Leo is a boy with an upright, sunny, and good face.

He has a nice face, just like his mother.His mother is a well-known beauty.Therefore, Leo can be regarded as handsome and exquisite just by that face.

It's just that every time his father came home, he always looked at him with pain in his face, and then looked at his mother indignantly.Then say that very classic sentence. "Except for the face, there is no advantage."

In fact, there is a more classic sentence, which was said to him. "You have not learned the advantages of others. You have learned all the shortcomings of your mother."

Then, Leo always looked at Dad with the same innocent expression as his mother.Said that they have not done bad things recently.

The fact is that Leo became the king of the capital when he was less than 10 years old.You don't need to do bad things at all to meet your own requirements.

I remember when he was very young, whenever his mother accidentally met those burly underworld uncles.They will desperately send them money and loose things.Mom always took it as a matter of course.

Later, he became sensible.Ask my mother: "Why do they give us things for nothing? Why do we take them? Grandma said, don't take other people's things casually!"

Mom always frowned and said: "This is not just taking it casually. This is accepting their protection money for Dad. Grandma lives in a small town and doesn't understand the rules in Wangdu. In this place, Wangdu always has to collect money." For protection fees. And it’s very expensive. Dad used to do this job.”

"Oh, that's it." Later, it slowly evolved.Leo collects protection money for his father.

It's just that mom said it well. "We have to be more stylish than my father. We must not take the initiative to ask others. We must let them hand it over." Now, when my mother thinks that her father still regularly collects protection money from her after serving in the army, she becomes annoyed.

"Forcibly collecting protection fees is the most unfashionable." I don't know why, when my mother said this, she felt very sad.

So Leo used it for several years.Finally, I did what my mother said.

However, in the middle of the journey, something went wrong.Accidentally, his father discovered his secret part-time job with his mother.This also caused a thorough education reform in their family.Since then, he and his mother have been forcibly separated by their father and grandmother.

Mom began to accept grandma's lady re-education with tears in her eyes.He is also always forced to listen to the passionate stories of some honest and kind-hearted young people.Even after he learned to read.The books that are allowed to read are also some hero biographies, hero legends, and the history of the struggle of passionate teenagers.Great people who have defeated giants in human history.By the way, his father was also written many biographies later.

The beginning of "From Gangsters to Strongest Soldiers" reads like this, "He was born as a poor boy. His father died at the age of three, his mother at the age of four, his home at the age of five, and he started living in the underworld at the age of six." Wandering in the street..."

That book, in an extremely exaggerated way, wrote the history of the abuse of a bitter child.He almost died laughing.He secretly gave it to his mother, and then his mother died laughing too.They all waited impatiently, the look on Dad's face when he read the book.

As a result, that night, his dad didn't watch it at all.Just throw it away.And yelled at his mother, "You're reading this shit again," and threw him out the door.A night-long re-education was carried out for his mother.

But, the next day, my mother looked in a good mood.

Later, I began to develop a collection of books about my father.Prepare to be an heirloom joke to be passed down from generation to generation.

One of the most interesting is called "Underworld Heroes Fighting Female Demons".Although the writing is very rough, the writing style is poor.But it was carefully collected by his mother.

"Is this important?" he asked.

Mom said: "This is the love history between me and your father."

Cover your face, love history is written like this, you can be proud of it.However, he didn't dare to tell his mother that.His mother was never soft on him.

In short, he grew up under the influence of those bloody heroic biographies.He lived up to expectations with a sunny and upright face.Well, only face sunshine integrity.

At the age of 10, he completely accomplished his goal in life.The underworld uncles he met would take the initiative to give him pocket money.He is also the only financially independent child in the family.However, my mother took 3/4 of it away from him abruptly.The reason is that he can't beat her.

very good, very powerful.He was convinced that the takeaway had to give in.

When he was young, his mother always had special expectations for him.When he was a child, he didn't quite understand why he was the only child in his family who had to be forced to practice high jumping?

Later, when he grew up, he realized that his mother was afraid that he would not be tall enough and would not be able to marry a wife.

He wondered if women had such double standards.Looking at his stature, my mother worried that no woman would like him.

But I couldn't see my father's stature.I often suspect that there will be a vixen seducing others to a middle-aged, 160cm short father.

Every time Dad came home, she would be like a hound, looking for the smell of a strange woman on him.Will rummage through all his clothes, check to see if there is a woman's hair in them.

He thought that his father, who was very grumpy, would definitely be angry.But, the fact is, Dad always pretends not to know what Mom is doing.Then what to do.

When they went to the street together, my mother always subconsciously hugged his arm.Then he looked around, glaring at every woman who looked at his father.From time to time, I will also write letters to my "undercover" aunt in the army.Ask if there are any ignorant women pestering Dad?If there is, ask my aunt to kill her without anyone noticing.

My aunt never wrote back.Then every time I came back to see my grandma, I was nervous.I don't want to see my mother's face at all.

My aunt's tragedy is that she can never beat her mother.Therefore, you will always be crushed to death.

Women are really complicated animals.

When he was 13 years old, his height still did not catch up with the average level of ordinary teenagers.However, there is a girl holding a biscuit and confessing to him?Is this destined that his future love path will be open all the way from now on?

Even though it was a little bear girl who confessed to him, he was still very excited.

Although, Little Bear is only five years old.But as an unscrupulous, immoral, and shameless boy in the manic stage of youth, he still has the urge to abduct the little bear girl and raise him as a child bride.

The little bear girl has a round face, round eyes, and limp golden curly hair, why don't you just abduct her?Anyway, Uncle Ivan can't beat him.Ming snatch it.Be an underworld without style, grab a little wife and go home?

He kept thinking in his mind about the shady collusion.Just look at the 2-meter-tall figure of Uncle Ivan in the distance.Then consider Alva's height of 1 meters.

His integrity and morality returned in an instant.His lower limit as a human has finally reached a leap-like improvement.

Then he smacked his cheeks and said to the golden-haired bear doll with a righteous face:

"Sorry, I feel like there's an unbridgeable gap between the two of us. I don't want to marry a woman taller than me."

Aww, so cute, he really wanted to abduct her home.

The little bear girl looks very sad.But no crying.Then he said, "Brother Leo, can you eat the biscuits?"

"Okay." He took the biscuit and ate it.not bad.

Then he held out his hand to Sister Xiong. "Bring it?"

"what?"

"Cookies?"

"Didn't you eat it?"

"Just one piece?"

Actually took a biscuit and confessed.Little bear girl is too cute, right?What should I do if I am so tempted?forget it.

When he was leaving, the little bear girl suddenly yelled. "Biscuit, I licked it!"

Whoops, he fell down.

For the first time since he could walk, he tripped over a pebble.

I don't know if this has played a certain predictive role?

Later, the little bear girl began to show up at their house uninterruptedly to gain a sense of presence.

He always had the idea of ​​simply leaving the bear at home.But thinking about height, I still give up.

Later, the women in his family always looked at the little bear stalking him with a kind of theater look...

In fact, he didn't feel much troubled, but the strange eyes of the family members made him a little irritable.

Quick, stop him quickly, he was abducted by that bear girl.Otherwise, it will be a tragedy in the future.

Later, he grew up to 23 years old.Except for the bear girl who was growing up slowly, there was not even a shadow of a woman around him.

So where are all the women?

They were all driven away by that little bear with all kinds of despicable means, threats, intimidation, and deception.

……

For 10 years, Elaine kept praying that God bless her not to grow too tall.At the same time, I pray that my brother next door will grow taller.

Ivan's heart is about to break...

Ten years later, the chubby Elaine walked up to the grown-up youth with a hunchback and a full face.asked sadly:

"Brother Leo, is it only 1cm tall? Please." In fact, it must be 3cm, right?Telling lies or something, Xiong Niu Yi Lian said that there is no pressure.No pressure even if you tell a lie!

"Okay! Since you've been chasing me for 10 years, let's forget about 1cm!" Nima, if she doesn't accept Xiong Niu, she just waits to be single.

Xiong Niu will never compromise.

In ten years, many exquisite beauties passed by him.Just thinking about it broke his heart.

However, every time Xiongwa walked away from his house crying.The women of his family surrounded him and called him a beast playing with Lori's feelings.Then, he beat him severely.

Hey, don't you see it?It's the bear loli playing with him, okay?

"I heard that recently there is a kind of miraculous shoe that can increase height, it seems to be called high heels. Otherwise, brother Leo, I will buy a pair for you?" Xiong Niu Elaine said excitedly.

"Stop. Just pretend I didn't say that." Leo turned around and was about to leave.But his legs were tightly hugged.

In other words, inexplicably, in recent years, thigh hugging has become popular in marriage proposals.

"Hey, I just don't understand, what on earth do you see in me?" It's been ten years, and all kinds of people are chasing after me.The little fat girl stared at him like a puppy staring at a fleshy bone.All the girls who might develop with him were blocked by this little chubby girl's various despicable means.

It stands to reason that he is shameless enough and has no lower limit.But in front of the little fat girl, he is a real sunny, upright and good boy.

"Because..." Little fat girl, a blond beauty in the chubby world, looked at him with a flushed face.

"Say it!" He was a little impatient.

"Then what..." The little fat girl bit her lip, unable to speak out.

"Hurry up!"

"..."

"What?" Nima, he didn't hear wrong, right?Is it so unreliable?this?

"Because, Brother Leo, you look very delicious!" The little fat girl finally couldn't help but roar.

Shit, Leo couldn't help kneeling down to Xiong Niu.

So, you don’t understand the foodie world!

The author has something to say: when the shameless Leo meets the even more shameless foodie Bear Girl.Really very happy!

Little Bear said: I love you more than food.

Leo said: let the ball go!Ball Free!Ball your sister within three steps of me! l3l4