little demon

When Crow returned to the house, the little Taoist priest was already lying down on the bed, his hands neatly tucked under the quilt, and his eyes were not daring to glance at the front.

"Don't be angry, I won't kiss you anymore, I'll take my medicine well."

The crow smiled when he heard what he said, lowered his head to touch his mouth, then raised his head and smiled again.

The little Taoist's breath was stagnant, and he suspected that he had fallen into an illusion, otherwise how could he be as light as a cloud, and how could the crow kiss him on his own initiative.The little Taoist priest who had evil thoughts in his heart before and his head was full of **** thoughts, now just a superficial contact that can't even be called a kiss made him mess up, his mind was dizzy, and he felt that death was worth it.

"Am I dreaming?" the little Taoist stared at the crow in a daze and asked.

"Of course not," said the crow.

"Then can you kiss me again?"

"No."

not dreaming...

That is the crow enlightened?

The little Taoist looked at the crow expectantly: "Do you understand what I mean?"

The crow smiled and said, "You like kissing, I will let you kiss, as long as your illness can recover quickly."

The little Taoist scratched the bed, obviously he hadn't enlightened yet.

"If I recover from my illness, can I still kiss you?" the little Taoist asked.

"Why don't you kiss me when you're not sick." The crow asked strangely.

The little Taoist scratched the bed again, in order to kiss the beautiful monster Fang Ze, it seemed that he was seriously ill.

So the little Taoist's illness can't be cured no matter what, no matter what... Even if the crow is slow, he also discovered the mystery.

He wanted to discuss it with the weasel, but the weasel packed up his things early and disappeared.

One day, a pretty girl came to the inn. She had bright eyes, bright teeth, and red lips. The little Taoist priest looked at her eyes from a distance upstairs and couldn't take them off.

He changed into a brand-new Taoist robe, straightened the collar and straightened his crown, and went downstairs thinking he was handsome, and sat beside the girl.

"First fate, second luck and third feng shui, this girl, I see that your cheekbones are smooth, your face is beautiful, and peach blossoms are faintly visible between your brows... But, with tears in the corners of your eyes, I'm afraid you have a very bad life!"

The girl glanced at him when she heard the words, she was clever and playful.

"Oh, you little Taoist, can you tell fortunes?"

"Not only can you tell fortunes, but you can also read faces."

The little Taoist said as he touched the delicate hands on the table with both hands.

The girl slapped the little Taoist priest on the face: "Wretched, nasty, I've seen this kind of trick a lot!"

The little Taoist covered the corner of his mouth and said aggrievedly: "If you don't show it, you won't show it. How can you beat someone?"

"It was you who hit me." The girl stared.

Just at this time the crow came back, the little Taoist immediately got up and ran over to hug him, but a slender figure jumped into the crow's arms faster than him.

"Brother, you've come back, someone belittled me."

"Who upset you?"

The crow hugged her back, his eyes full of doting.

Seeing the two embracing each other, the little Taoist couldn't help but feel amused, and he didn't know whether he was jealous of the girl or the crow, anyway, he couldn't stand it for a moment.

"Do you know each other?" The little Taoist stepped in and insisted on separating them, then pointed at the girl and asked, "Are you a demon too?"

"I knew you were pretending to be an apprentice fortune teller, and the Taoist uniform was fake, and you couldn't even see my real body." After the girl despised the little Taoist, she acted like a baby to the crow, "He is the one who stole my hand, damn it Extremely."

The little Taoist was simply wronged, he was slapped without even touching his hand.

He also imitated the girl to act coquettishly with the crow, but now the crow only sees the pretty woman, and introduced to the little Taoist priest with a smile: "This is a magpie, and I am closest to me on the mountain."

After finishing speaking, he bowed his head and asked the magpie: "Why did you run down the mountain without authorization, do you know that it is very dangerous?"

The magpie pouted and said unhappily, "Little snake stopped playing with me, and you ran away again. I'm almost bored and crazy."

The little Taoist muttered in a low voice: "It's better to be crazy."

Now he doesn't want to take advantage of the magpies at all, he understands that there are so many beauties in the world, the best one is his crow.Good temper, good looks, and high mana.

Thinking of this, the more you look at the magpie, the more unpleasant it becomes. I really can't believe that I thought she was pretty just now.

The magpie also gave him a stern glance, one man and one monster secretly fought each other, but they refused to let the crow be snatched away by the other party.

Crow didn't seem to notice the turbulent undercurrent between them, and felt that they were similar in temperament and hoped that they could become good friends.And this wish is doomed to fail.

The little Taoist and the magpie not only quarreled but also fought with each other. The little Taoist used his housekeeping skills and performed spells with talisman papers.Magpie's cultivation level is actually not too high, but he was aroused to be competitive, and every time he barely escaped, he insisted on putting on a relaxed look and mocking him for his lack of knowledge, which made the little Taoist grit his teeth in anger.

Crow thought they were joking at first, but then realized something was wrong when he heard that the little Taoist wanted to go to Qingshan to catch the giant python to prove himself.

"That Qing Mang's Taoism is extremely high, and his understanding is very good. I may not be his opponent, how can you beat him?"

Who knows it's okay if you don't persuade, the more you persuade the little Taoist, the angrier you get.

"Well, it turns out that you have always looked down on me, thanks to my sincere treatment of you."

It was a disaster without reason, and the crow became a heartbreaker for no reason.

Usually no decent little Taoist priest was as stubborn as a donkey. Magpie also realized that she had gone too far, and she took the initiative to admit her mistake when the crow mentioned it a little.

Although the magpie loves to act like a baby when she is young, she was taught well by the crow, and she is well-behaved and sensible in nature.Originally, it was just to fight for favor, and I didn't want to harm him.

In the evening, the little Taoist packed his luggage angrily with puffy cheeks, and the magpies turned into their original forms and flew around him.

"Don't turn around, I'm going to be stunned by you."

The magpie turned back into a human form and stuck out its tongue.

"Don't go looking for Qing Mang, he lives well with the little fox and doesn't like being disturbed."

The little Taoist "hummed" and didn't speak.

Magpie lay down on the table to hold down his package, and rolled his big eyes: "Actually, you are very good. I was almost arrested. I pretended to be very good on purpose."

The little Taoist's ears couldn't help pricking up, his heart couldn't help but his face was still tense.

Magpie said again: "I don't really hate you, it's just that Brother Crow liked me the most before, but now he likes you, I'm a little jealous."

Hearing this, the little Taoist couldn't help asking: "The crow likes me?"

Magpie nodded and said, "Of course, brother Crow is kind but he doesn't care about everyone. I can see that."

Hearing that the little Taoist couldn't hold back his face anymore, he immediately smiled, hugged the magpie's face happily and kissed him twice.

Magpie was caught off guard and thought he was being taken advantage of, subconsciously raised his hand and slapped him: "Deng Tuzi!" After the slap, he began to regret that he shouldn't have comforted him. Brother Crow said he was a good man, but he turned out to be a dissolute only.

The little Taoist's face was red and swollen and he was not annoyed. Unlike the grievance of being beaten for the first time, he hugged his cheek and smiled silly. Instead, he felt that the pain meant that this was not a dream, and the magpie didn't lie to him.

Thinking that crows like him, the little Taoist laughed even louder.

Magpie shook his body, it turned out that the Taoist priest was not only a pervert but also a lunatic.

She ran out quickly, the mountain was too dangerous, she had better go back to Yaoshan.

The little Taoist was still laughing until the crow walked into the room, his face was almost cramp.

Gently pinching his face, the crow said: "The soul is back."

The little Taoist kept a grinning expression, leaned closer to the crow, and then... Chirp~

Crow's white face began to flush: "What is this all of a sudden?"

"If you are in love, of course you have to do some things between lovers." The little Taoist said while rubbing his stiff face.

The crow wondered: "When did we fall in love with each other?"

The little Taoist immediately said in grief and indignation: "You're going to be chaotic and abandon again."

The crow said: "When did it start and when did it become chaotic and when did it abandon it?"

The little Taoist asked, "Do you like me?"

Crow said: "I should like it."

The little Taoist asked again: "Do you hate me kissing you?"

The crow said: "I don't hate it."

The little Taoist held his hand and said: "This is the love between two people. Yaoer, although you are beautiful, your brain is not very bright."

Crow felt that there was a problem with the logic of his words, and couldn't find anything wrong for a while, so he could only ask: "As a lover, do you have to kiss more often in the future?"

The little Taoist winked and said, "It's not just about kissing, but also doing more outrageous things."

"Something more egregious?"

"Of course!" The little Taoist came close to his ear and whispered, laughing while talking.

The crow struggled for a while after listening, hesitated for a while, struggled for a while, and said: "Do you have to do it?"

The little Taoist nodded quickly: "Definitely! Definitely! Must!"

"Okay." The crow made up his mind, "if you want."

"I am willing."

The little Taoist didn't give him any chance to hesitate, and threw his clothes on the bed as soon as he took off his clothes.

The crow also took off his coat: "I have never done this kind of thing, if something is wrong, please remember to tell me."

"Lie down, I'll do it... Wait, what are you doing... No... Stop..."

"..."

"..."

"Can't stop."

"..."

The next day the magpie dragged the crow back to Yaoshan, and the crow readily agreed. Before the magpie had time to be happy, they found that they had a big burden, which they couldn't get rid of.

The Taoist went down to collect the demon, but was brought back to the mountain by the demon.

It can be regarded as a kind of same goal by different routes.