[Rebirth] You won't die if you don't do it

"It's a luxurious three-person suite. The milky white marble window sill is very wide, and it is very warmed by the midday sun. I suggest that it is better to do it on the window sill, 'Be careful of being photographed." Juan Tian said as he drew the curtains, Although already a little emotional, his movements are still so graceful.

"On the bed, he suddenly seemed to be a completely different person. He took off his thin blue striped shirt, and looked at me with yearning eyes. Although this is not the first time we have, I still can't bear his gaze. .I kissed his thin lips, took off his trousers, and was about to enter with my strong | straight desire, but he blocked it: "No... first... lubricate first..."

"I couldn't help laughing, I reached out and groped to open the drawer at the head of the bed, and found out the lubricant skillfully. Like the previous two times, he still liked to put the lubricant within my reach. I scraped a piece, To his back|court visit.

"Finally put three fingers in, I was looking for a sensitive place in his body, when I touched a little, he suddenly moaned in a low voice, his voice was still deep and sweet, but it was more than his singing Kind of obscene.

"His gaze has been blurred, his beautiful eyes are stained with a layer of water, and his long and black eyelashes are also covered with a layer of mist. I can't help it anymore, and when I mention my lower body, which is already hot and painful, I just..."

The post came to an abrupt end here, and the host hastily added:

"Sorry, I just received an announcement. I have to be at the scene at two o'clock in the afternoon. I will update it next time. If you love me and Luo Yingdi, don't go away~"

Yi Chen pressed the "Publish" button, put down the mouse, ignored a slipper that fell under the computer, and hopped on one leg to open the door.

"Your takeaway. It's seven and five yuan in total." The delivery man said blankly.

Yi Chen took the plastic bag containing the lunch box, put it in his mouth, and reached into the pocket of his shorts to feel for the money.

"Here, you don't need to look for it." The ten-yuan bill was handed out, and the delivery man took it, and after completing the task, he turned around and left with the tip. After a while, Yi Chen's earth-shattering screams came from the corridor:

"What I want is eggplant with sauce, not garlic eggplant—"

Yi Chen depressedly took the lunch box and walked back to the computer, picked up the garlic in the eggplant with chopsticks one by one, and refreshed the post just now.

In a few minutes, there were more than a dozen replies below.

Floor 7089 [Luo Yingdi is black all his life]

sofa!The boss has changed again!

Floor 7090 [You shoot a plane]

SF~

Floor 7091 [You shoot a plane]

I was a step slower. . .

Floor 7092 [Smoke of Aijun]

Ciao, the landlord came to blackmail me Luodi again, begging to go home, wash and sleep

7093 floor [mlgb]

Premium black

Floor 7094 [I have a good hand]

Groove, I took off my pants and you haven't entered yet?

Floor 7095 [first love の injury]

Oh, I went to the landlord to buy a cake

Floor 7096 [Lolita Loves Yujie]

Damn, this post hasn't been deleted yet? @moderator/Your mother called you home for dinner?

Floor 7097 reply to floor 7088 [Love Naruto Love Naruto]

What did I see (⊙o⊙) Gaara?

7098 F[. . . ]

Upstairs Sentence Catch Chicken

Floor 7099 [etwyt]

I beg the host to continue...I really want to know what happened next...Dangshou Luo Di is so cute (*^__^*)

Floor 7100 [hehe]

Strong demand for technology Teijin meat landlord

Strong demand for technology Teijin meat landlord

Strong demand for technology Teijin meat landlord

(follow post)

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Pull the mouse back to the top, the title of the post is "The Secret Secret in the Circle: I sneaked into Luo Yingdi that day", the poster: Hug your thigh so you can get the upper hand.

The time of posting was a month ago, and it was pushed to more than 7000 floors in just one month. The host claimed to be a small star in the entertainment industry, with a very manly face and honey-colored eight-pack abs. By chance, he ran into actor Luo Juntian, and was successfully seduced in bed, but found that actor Luo was not only gay, but also a pure zero... So the following article will record the process of actor Luo's shocking explosion.

Although it does not sound shocking, but firstly, the author’s writing style is real and beautiful (commented by a certain Luo Hei reader), and secondly, there are gossips and gossips. If someone hangs up, others will gossip. Therefore, in just one month, Luo Juntian, the king of the film industry, has become a The news of homosexuality and inferior status quickly spread in various gossip forums, and the sexuality of the actor Luo was also questioned.

Yi Chen sat in the swivel chair again, raised his legs, put a chopsticks of pork ribs into his mouth, and refreshed the post again, gnawed the meat and spat out the bones, and the corners of his lips could not help but slightly raised.

Yi Chen is pure black.Actor Luo made his debut in the entertainment industry seven years ago. In just a few years, he quickly became popular in the film industry with his masculine appearance, superb acting skills and gentle and humble personality. He won the "Golden Bell Award" for several times in a row. The best actor, was dubbed the king of the entertainment industry.

However, at the peak of his career, Luo Juntian suddenly announced his retirement from filming and retired behind the scenes. One year later, he became the president of Shiyan Entertainment.

Luo Juntian was a very low-key person, looking through the entertainment weekly magazines during his fame period, he could hardly find a single decent negative news.So in the past few years, there have been countless fans, but there are very few black fans, and the only few are hardcore black fans, such as Yi Chen.

No one knows how Yi Chen, who has never even seen a movie, is so determined to black the actor Luo, and it is not an ordinary black. According to Yi Chen, black is an elegant word.To be black is to be black with technology, black with high level, black with taste, and black with state.

So Yi Chen opened a documentary post on "Digu Bagua", "recording" the process of him sneaking into Luo Dayingdi several times in an extremely devout tone.It strives to disgust the words first, then smash it from the imagination, and finally completely smash the image of the elegant and abstinent actor Luo in the hearts of countless girls.

Yi Chen grabbed a paper towel and wiped his mouth, threw it together with the lunch box into the trash can under the table, then rolled the mouse to pull the post to the reply box, and continued the process after typing "in".

After coding a paragraph, Luo Yingdi groaned and ejaculated, just about to click the publish button, when he suddenly remembered that he should be "hurrying up the announcement".

The ghost knows how long it will take to catch up with the announcement. Yi Chen minimized the window and glanced at the time in the lower right corner of the computer screen. It's less than eight o'clock, so let's play a few rounds of Teemo first, and wait until after ten o'clock.

Turning his gaze away from the time, Yi Chen slid down to take a look again in a strange way. Sure enough, the date below 59:28 is July [-]th.

Yi Chen turned his head, tried his best to ignore the number, and double-clicked lol, but his thoughts had already wandered to the mailbox downstairs."Captain Teemo is on standby!" on the stereo, before he finished his stay, Yi Chen "snapped" him to sleep, put on his sneakers and jacket, and went downstairs.

This is a high-end residential area, with a residential area of ​​more than 100 square meters, and most of the residents in the community are the children of high-ranking officials.The mailbox is on the north side of the building. Yi Chen took the key and opened the bottom one. As expected, there was a package inside.

Yi Chen opened the package layer by layer with no expression on his face. Inside was a check for 1 yuan, a second-level computer review textbook, and a VIP gold card for a newly opened fitness center in the city.

Yi Chen snorted, threw the check into the mailbox together with the second level of the computer, turned around with the VIP gold card in his hand, hummed a song, and locked the door of the mailbox.

Fortunately, that fitness center is not far away, so I happened to stop by and exercise my unnecessarily eight-pack honey-colored abs, maybe I can grow a thick 18 cm long, so I will be a little more real next time when I am the actor of Heiluo Material, writing is more emotional.

When he walked to the road, Yi Chen was still thinking about where it would be better to have a fling with Luo Yingdi next time, and suddenly he caught a glimpse of a white Ferrari passing by from the corner of his eyes, and the numbers on the tail number made Yi Chen stunned .

AE9378!

Yi Chen didn't even think about it, he ran after him, the cars all around were honking their horns, the red lights were dazzlingly on, and there was only a piercing screech of brakes, Yi Chen's body flew out in a parabola.

The hustle and bustle of the surroundings seemed to be cut off, fading away, and seemed to be very clear in an instant.

Before Yi Chen closed his eyes, two thoughts flashed through his mind reluctantly.

Damn, who told you to make 3 and 8 so similar!

Ciao, my post hasn't been posted yet...

……

When Yi Chen opened his eyes again, he was stunned for a while.

There is no oxygen mask on his face, no blue-striped suit on his body, and no smell of disinfectant in the air—it has to be said that Yi Chen once looked forward to such a scene, of course he is not a masochist, and he swore by raising his middle finger, When he abused the enemy's defense tower, the crackling excitement in his eyes flashed millions of volts.

There is a large bed under him, which is very soft. On the ceiling is a crystal chandelier, and the dim light reflects the corners and corners of the room softly.Yi Chen moved his fingers, followed by his toes, and found that the parts of the extremities of the limbs were still intact. He couldn't help but questioned the taxi driver's bumping technique just now.

Yi Chen stood up and sat up from the bed, suddenly felt something was wrong.It's not that he's not injured, or that his legs seem to be a few centimeters longer than the previous two hours, but——

He stared straight at the bare|exposed, pink 10 cm below his body, and a very serious and serious question suddenly popped into his mind-where are his clothes? ! !

Yi Chen quickly got out of bed, and the only thin bathrobe on his body fell off.Yi Chen quickly pulled over, wrapped his lower body tightly, and walked to the other side of the room in two steps.

In the tall full-length mirror, there is a strange, fair and thin boy.This boy was ten centimeters taller than him, and his brows and eyes were somewhat similar to the original clean, but much more refined.The student spirit on his body has faded away, and there are still two bright earrings on his right ear.Yi Chen blinked twice, and when he lowered his head, a piece of black contact lenses fell off.

"..."

In Yi Chen's mind, from the back of the ninety-nine multiplication table to the 100th decimal place of pi to the last set of c language codes, after confirming that there is no problem with the memory center, he carefully opened his eyelids in front of the mirror and checked the dark brown pupil.

Suddenly, Yi Chen's unusually active mind flashed a bunch of novels that a girl in the department enthusiastically recommended to him last month. He scanned the screen of the e-book and made a casual remark, but his hero merged into the gray screen in the next second, so he had a very clear impression of this matter.

This can't be blamed on his brain detour, "Rebirth of XXX", "[Rebirth] XXX", "(Rebirth) XXXX" are neatly lined up on the screen of the e-book... He followed the rotten girl's words in astonishment. Trend asked, "Which pair of CP is Rebirth, so popular?"

Yi Chen: "..."

Is this scientific?Is this really scientific?Who can give him a second explanation? ?

Yi Chen was in a mess for a while, he didn't know whether it was more important to be pinched by aliens for no reason at this time, or it was more frightening to lie on the big bed of a five-star hotel with |no| nothing on his body.

Wait, this familiar rhythm... he won't be regenerated into an MB, right? !

The more Yi Chen thought about it, the more likely it was. The more he thought about it, the more frightened he became. He searched the room, and finally found a pair of tight leather pants and a short shirt with an open collar in the bathroom.The guess in his mind was terribly clear, and without caring so much, Yi Chen put on his clothes and hurriedly slipped out of the room before the "gold master" came.

The hotel was decorated extremely luxuriously. It seemed that some kind of banquet was still being held in the lobby. Celebrities from all walks of life shuttled between the banquets. Some familiar people seemed to have seen it on TV and newspapers.Yi Chen cursed "What the heck" in his heart, immediately slowed down, stepped aside, leaned against the corner of the wall, pretended to be a passerby, and slowly moved towards the direction of the suspected exit.

Yi Chen was walking with his eyes on his nose, his nose, his mouth and his heart when he was suddenly patted hard on the shoulder by someone from the back door.

"Hey, Yi Chen, you got Mr. Luo done so quickly?"

The author has something to say: Note: Yi Chen's identity after rebirth is not MB, because some girl misunderstood it, so please note the new pit, and ask for flowers and collections every day (^o^)/~! ! ! ! !