The way I came back wasn't right

[Team][Dong Liushui]: What is the Hengshui pen?

A sentence that came out of nowhere obviously stunned the others in the team channel, and the entire channel was blank for two or three seconds.

Su Zejin has been used to it since he was a child. He didn't wait for anyone to type an inquiry sentence, and then explained the matter clearly in one sentence: [Team] [Dong Liushui]: Dong Liushui just went out for something, and he won't be there in about an hour or two. return.I forgot his birthday before, and now I just made it up for him.You don't have to disband or find someone else to make up the numbers.But I haven't played the game much, it takes a little time to get familiar with it, or is there any plug-in with no brain output?

[Team][I'm a little bird]: ...I always feel that everything I want to say has been exhausted.

[Team][ごHell★Sura彡]: ... I always feel that I have exhausted everything I want to say + mobile phone number.

[Team][Yaoshen]: ...I always feel that I have exhausted everything I want to say + mobile phone number.

[Team][My tears fell when I found out]: ...I always feel that everything I want to say has been said + mobile phone number, I haven't seen a brother who is so straightforward for a long time.

[Team][I'm a little bird]: ... It's been a long time since I saw such a straightforward person + mobile phone number.Wait, it stands to reason that the gender of Dongliu's friend is still unknown.

[Team][Yaoshen]: I tend to be brothers. Ten out of a hundred brothers can be so forthright, and only one out of a hundred girls can be so forthright.

[Team][ごHell★Sura彡]: +1

[Team] [My tears fell when I found out]: All right, can you stop talking like that?Friends who learn from Dongliu!We must seize the time to open up wasteland for five people. As long as we can successfully open up wasteland, the possibility of producing Hengshui pen will be greatly increased.But speaking of it, how do I see that Dongliu's current position is on the battlefield?

[Team][I am a little bird]: ...

[Team][Yaoshen]: ...

[Team][ごHell★Sura彡]: ...Will...PK...?brother……?

When this sentence was posted in the team channel, Su Zejin had already seen that the heroic Confucian scholar named Dongliushui on the game interface was knocked out of his last drop of blood by another game character. The generosity of "the past will never be returned" withered to the ground.

...In fact, if you die, you will die.

Su Zejin thought.

If the person who kills Dongliushui doesn't jump up and down and swipe on the World Channel, 'I PK lost Dongliushui, idiot hahaha idiot, make you crazy again! ', if there aren't so many people watching and swiping in nearby channels, 'the operator isn't here? ', 'Have you changed someone? 'If you ask this sentence...

He will definitely not feel guilty at all for killing Chen Jian, an obviously super awesome game character!

[Team][Dong Liushui]: This game...is there any loss if you get killed?

[Team][I'm a little bird]: [Crying][Crying][Crying] Dongliu's undefeated golden body!

[Team][My tears fall after knowing the truth]: I'm here!

[Team][Yaoshen]: I'm here too!

[Team][ごHell★Sura彡]: I saw you!

[Nearby][Wolong Doctor]: Fuck, Dong Liushui, you are a **** PK, but what kind of a hero is it to ask people from the gang to come to the battlefield to escort you!I have been playing games for so many years, I have seen you such a big ****!

On the game page, the Confucian scholar in white who was lying on the ground had been rescued.He stood on the blood-red Gobi, the white Confucian shirt on his body seemed to be coated with a golden halo by the sun in the sky, and the upper, lower, left, and right positions were all surrounded by pure, seductive, dignified, or hot beauties... They occupy.

Not to mention the blessings of the Qi people, the blessings of the two Qi people are here, no wonder Chen Jian has not been in a hurry to get a girlfriend!This was Su Zejin's first thought when he saw the scene in front of him.

[Team][Dong Liushui]: Is it alright if you come to protect me?Or should I say that I am not myself?To wash away the stigma of Dongliu Shui?

[Team][I'm a little bird]: [Contempt][Contempt] Dongliu's friends, don't listen to them, there are too many people who can't play on the battlefield and ask friends to come over to help!However, Dongliu has really been on the battlefield alone since the beginning of the game, and he often wins undefeated!

[Team][Dong Liushui]: By the way, you are all women?

[Team][ごHell★Sura彡]: Male.

[Team][Yaoshen]: Male.

[Team] [My tears fell when I found out]: Male.

[Team][I'm a little bird]: Big friend, he's also a man ↖(^ω^)↗.

Su Zejin: "..." After knowing the truth, my tears also fell... Are all the female characters with low emotions are shemale?

When Chen Jian returned to her apartment from outside, she felt something was wrong.

The intense heat for several days made the night lose the coolness that should have existed at night. The voice-activated lights in the corridor lit up one by one following Chen Jian's footsteps. The brightness in the hallway does not match.

The light was on in the living room.

Chen Jian thought.His movements did not stop, he still gently opened the iron door, and when he slid sideways into the room, he took out a bat from the back of the bright living room shoe cabinet, and walked towards the study room where the sound came out and the door was closed ...

Su Zejin, who was sitting in front of the computer, was taken aback by the sudden opening of the door!

He turned off the page on the screen with a shake of his hand, and then he saw the person in front of the door and the white bat in his hand: "...you always bring a bat when you go home? What's wrong?"

Chen Jian, who has something wrong with holding a bat: "...you should have gone back, right? I thought the house was broken into."

Su Zejin: "Turn on the computer, turn on the air conditioner, and turn on the lights. Such a crazy little thief?"

Chen Jian laughed dryly: "...mainly inertial thinking." He put the bat in his hand against the wall, "What's the matter, do you still have something to wait for me to come back?"

"Of course," Su Zejin said, "I'm waiting for you to come back and say happy birthday to you!"

"Oh!" Chen Jian was a little surprised, "This is the first time you remember my birthday on time!"

This time it was Su Zejin who smiled dryly: "How is it? Since I remembered it on time, do you want to go out for a birthday meal?"

Chen Jian was obviously not very interested: "If I want to eat, I have already prepared it myself, and I am still waiting for you to come? It's okay, just a word from you is enough."

"I'm a bit hungry." Su Zejin said.

"There is food in the kitchen, and there is a takeaway order under the coffee table in the living room. What do you want to eat?" Chen Jian said.

"I'm already boiling water in the kitchen to cook instant noodles." Su Zejin said.

"You're really welcome..."

Su Zejin hehe twice, and left the study, Chen Jian came to Su Zejin's place and sat down, opened DOS with the shortcut key and looked at it, and then double-clicked the game icon on the desktop.

After 10 minutes, Su Zejin came out with a bowl of hot noodles: "Do you want to eat? Old altar sauerkraut flavor...uh," he suddenly uttered a syllable, "Are you on the game?"

Chen Jian turned to look at Su Zejin and nodded.

Su Zejin: "About someone scolding you on the World Channel..."

[World][Mr. Crouching Dragon]: Fuck, Dongliu Shui, you are a **** PK, but what kind of heroes are you just asking people from the gang to come to the battlefield to escort you!I have been playing games for so many years, I have seen you such a big ****!Everyone, look at Dong Liushui's true face, he is a **** villain!

[World][I'm a little bird]: Hehe.

[World][Mr. Crouching Dragon]: Fuck, Dongliu Shui, you are a **** PK, but what kind of heroes are you just asking people from the gang to come to the battlefield to escort you!I have been playing games for so many years, I have seen you such a big ****!Everyone, look at Dong Liushui's true face, he is a **** villain!

[World][Killing God]: It's been a whole night, so the money is too much to burn your hands?

[World][Mr. Crouching Dragon]: Fuck, Dongliu Shui, you are a **** PK, but what kind of heroes are you just asking people from the gang to come to the battlefield to escort you!I have been playing games for so many years, I have seen you such a big ****!Everyone, look at Dong Liushui's true face, he is a **** villain!

[World][Yaoshen]: Hehe.

[World][I'm the true love of your life]: Oh, what's new when you don't play games all night?

[World] [East Flowing Water]: Hehe.

The vision returns to the study.

Su Zejin, who walked to the computer with the noodles, also saw the World Channel again, and of course he also saw the "hehe" that Chen Jian typed casually. He completed the second half of his sentence: "...I can still explain it."

Chen Jian stretched out his hand and pointed at the screen, and Dongliushui in a white Confucian uniform appeared among the dense crowd at the entrance of the dungeon. Chen Jian pressed the shortcut key to block other players on the keyboard, and the new weapon held by the Confucian scholar It stands out.

This writing brush, which is as long as half an adult's arm, is completely black, with dots of silver light wrapping around the brush body, turning into a coiling long snake pattern, hovering and bouncing from time to time with different visual angles. The original body - a long snake in the Hengshui River that is about to transform into a dragon.

Horizontal pen:

Transformed by the Hengshui daughter and daughter who died of despair and madness, she condenses the resentment and curse of the daughter before her death, and is extremely dark and evil, always turning back against her master.

Magic attack +1223, defense +15, defense breaking +183, curse +5, poisoning +5, chaos +5, luck -5.

当游戏角色血量剩余5%的时候，75%的几率法术攻击-1000，25%的几率法术攻击+2000。

"The attribute is really good..." Chen Jian said, "Did you hit it?"

Su Zejin immediately stopped explaining the World Channel, and he gave a "hmm" with his face straightened.

"You don't play games, do you?"

Continue with "um".

"...Is it because you didn't know how to say the second word until I was shocked and moved?"

Change to a calm and indifferent "ha".

Chen Jian opened her mouth to say something, but facing Su Zejin's face, all the words slowly turned into an unexpected complicated smile: "I really didn't expect...a very good gift, thank you A blessing."

Su Zejin immediately cut the indifference on his face into complacency: "I knew you would say that! How about it, isn't it a pleasant surprise?"

"Absolutely surprised and delighted, I have nothing to say!" Chen Jian replied, "But who is this person on the World Channel?" He patted the seat next to him, motioned for Su Zejin to sit down and talk, and operated Follow the character, fly to the special build NPC in the main city, put the horizontal water pen in the equipment column into the pop-up build frame, and go to the warehouse manager next to it to take out various materials and place them in the main build Build the box around the box...

Su Zejin was already tired of serving the soup bowls, so he stopped asking Chen Jian if he didn't want to eat noodles, and directly gave each other half of the two pairs of chopsticks, two pairs of spoons and two bowls in his hand, and then looked at Chen Jian's Move, by the way, signal the other party not to be busy, and eat with yourself first.

Chen Jian said "thank you", first put the noodles in the soup bowl into his own bowl with his right hand, then changed the chopsticks to his left hand, took a bite of noodles and put in an ingredient, and when he put in the last one, he felt a little Unsure, I pondered for a while, put down my chopsticks, opened the drawer on my left hand side, and took out a stack of A4 papers from it.

Su Zejin was looking at the game screen, so he was naturally attracted by Chen Jian's actions: "What is this?" He asked, and when he glanced at it, he saw the various parts of a pen scrawled on it with a pencil. There are comments next to each component, such as functions, bonuses, and attributes.

"Equipment construction map." Chen Jian said.

"Horizontal pen?"

"Yes."

"Didn't this just come out today?"

"There was news on the official website before, and I estimated it based on various information." Chen Jian looked at the draft drawing he wrote, put the last material into the blank box, and then clicked the confirmation button "This game It’s quite exquisite, the AI ​​of the game itself is very powerful, and there is almost no paradox in the data independently generated by the game.”

Su Zejin looked at the flames on the game in the shape of a gossip pattern: "Is this all right?"

"Then wait for the computer to calculate the logical fit." Chen Jian said, "There shouldn't be any major problems."

"How long will it take?" Su Zejin asked, biting his chopsticks and reaching for the A4 paper in Chen Jian's hand, "By the way, the noodles seem to be a bit rotten."

"No, it's just right. The soup base is delicious."

"I think so too." Su Zejin said with emotion, "Absolutely an alchemy seasoning package! But..." He had already read through the stack of materials in his hand, which was nearly a hundred pages long, and only three items were described in total. Equipment: Hengshui Pen, Crown Feather Clothes, Absolute Wing Boots.

"Are you really good at playing games?" Su Zejin finally understood why he looked all the way over, only the equipment on Chen Jian's body was shining with a particularly burnt golden light.

"This is the first time you know me like this?" Chen Jian smiled, and brought the topic back to the original direction: "Back to World Channel."

"It's really not the first time, your obsessive-compulsive disorder and planning control are hopeless!" Su Zejin ate another chopsticks of noodles before bringing the topic back to the original place: "Didn't you stay on the battlefield in the first place? This person killed me—your account—on the battlefield once, and then the four monsters came to escort me to the dungeon. At that time, he probably wanted to kill your account again. If he failed, he would start swiping the screen Cursed—but maybe it was because he was killed once by those four monsters."

While speaking, the waiting time for weapon making was over, and the fireworks and golden light filled Chen Jian's computer screen almost instantly!

Now even a novice in the game knew that the equipment was built successfully, so Su Zejin whistled at Chen Jian.

This seemed to be all in Chen Jian's expectation. He didn't look nervous at all. First, he calmly entered the following line of words in the chat box of the already frying world channel, and then the naming box popped up in the center of the screen. Type the words 'Hengshui Evil Blade' casually in the middle of the screen, and then press the OK button.

[World][Dong Liushui]: On the single-to-one battlefield, the loser apologizes and deletes the number.Otherwise, go away.

[World][Mr. Crouching Dragon]: Fuck, Dongliu Shui, you are a **** PK, but what kind of heroes are you just asking people from the gang to come to the battlefield to escort you!I have been playing games for so many years, I have seen you such a big ****!Everyone, look at Dong Liushui's true face, he is a **** villain!

[System]: In the mainland of China, demons dance wildly, and divine soldiers descend from the sky, dazzling the world!At three quarters of the day today, Dongliu Shui obtained the magic weapon Hengshui Evil Blade in Yuzhou.

[World][Mr. Wolong]: ...

Su Zejin clicked his tongue: "Indescribably cool, handsome and domineering! Are you going to be angry at the crown?"

Chen Jian said calmly: "That's right, how can I not do this if I get angry with the crown?" Seeing that the other party won't respond, she closed the game.

Su Zejin was drinking the soup, and when he choked on it, he turned his head and coughed violently on the spot.

good chance!Chen Jian quickly picked up the last noodle in the soup bowl and ate it into his mouth with a sharp sound.

Su Zejin managed to stop coughing: "For a bite of noodles, as for it!"

"Of course I'm not here for a bite of noodles," Chen Jian said righteously, "I'm here for the last bite of noodles!"

"Are you full for the last bite of noodles?" Su Zejin asked angrily.

"Not really..."

"I haven't..."

"Another bowl?" Chen Jian said to Su Zejin.

Su Zejin signaled the other party to 'have another bowl' with his eyes.

Chen Jian rubbed her nose, stood up obediently, packed up the dishes and went to the kitchen to get another bowl.

Su Zejin sat on the chair with her feet up, followed Chen Jian's back and said, "I won't drive back at night, I'll make do with you for one night."

"Okay, can I drive you back?" Chen Jian kicked open the door and said with her back to Su Zejin.He felt that the person behind him also stood up from the chair and walked out like him. He simply didn't look back, and said to Su Zejin during the busy process of carrying the bowl into the kitchen, "You sleep in the guest room, and someone came to clean it three days ago. , All the sheets and quilt covers have been washed. You can take mine for underwear and pajamas. If you have worn it in the closet, it is the yellow plaid..."

Chen Jian felt that she caught a glimpse of something out of the corner of her eye. When she turned her head, she happened to see Su Zejin grabbing a yellow plaid pajamas and a box of new underwear, taking off her shirt while walking, and turning into the bathroom right in front of his eyes, " The door slammed shut with a bang.

Chen Jian said: "...Well, it seems that you understand everything."

He bowed his head again to prepare the food.

After taking a comfortable hot shower under the shower in the bathroom, Su Zejin realized that there were only Chen Jian's own toothbrush and cup in the bathroom when it was time to brush his teeth.

Su Zejin took a look at the plain ceramic cup, and muttered, "It's really a life of a single man without any fantasies. And..."

He brushed his hair in front of the mirror.

Where are the new toothbrushes and cups?According to the old habit of Chen Jian's family, it was placed under the sink in the bathroom, but now Chen Jian lives alone, um——

Su Zejin glanced down, and there was a cabinet.He bent down and opened the cabinet, toothbrush cups, paper towels and soap were all there.

"Hey, it really is a person who won't change his habits in another ten years."

"I think it's very convenient to put it like this. Why change it?" When Su Zejin said this, he and Chen Jian were already sitting at the dining table and continued to share a new bowl of instant noodles.

This time, Chen Jian chose Master Kong's Seafood Fish Pan Noodles.

When Su Zejin saw it, he muttered, "My least favorite flavor".

Chen Jian replied calmly, "Laotan sauerkraut is also my least favorite flavor."

"Are you fighting me!"

"Fight is war, who is afraid of whom?"

"Let's fight! The loser washes the dishes!"

"War, the loser must wash the dishes!"

…So in the end, Su Zejin quietly returned to the kitchen with several empty bowls.

As soon as he put the bowls and chopsticks in the sink, he saw a bowl of longevity noodles on the counter on the left. Su Zejin reached out and touched it, but it was still hot. Have a bowl of noodles? Did you cook too much just now?"

"Cook more." Chen Jian answered Su Zejin outside, "I was going to eat longevity noodles tonight, but you cooked instant noodles. I think instant noodles are better."

"so……"

"So I cooked instant noodles again." Chen Jian said.

All right.Su Zejin shrugged her shoulders, finished washing the dishes in the sink, walked to the guest room before arriving at twelve o'clock, and buried her face in the soft pillow—it seemed to still smell like sunshine!

He yawned big and closed his eyes to sleep.