this messed up world

The mercenaries finally realized that something was wrong, looked at each other, then pointed at each other's face and laughed.

Angrily, Ali held two fat sausages to ask Milu Xingshi for his crimes. Ufa gave Ali a cold look, and crossed his hands on his chest leisurely, but the muscles on his body were tense, maintaining a position that could burst out and hurt people at any time. state.

As soon as Miru saw the two fat sausages... no, it was Captain Ali, he finally stopped laughing and burst into laughter again, "Pfft ha ha ha ha! ─────"

"Don't laugh! It's your things that caused us to become like this, right! You poisoned our mercenary group?!" Ali was very angry, followed by Simon who came to seek justice, and the other mercenaries had the responsibility to protect the surrounding area, so They didn't come over, but even so, they still looked this way angrily.

"Why did I poison you? Do you have diarrhea, fever, nausea and vomiting after eating it?"

"no."

"Then it's over!" Miru spread his hands.

"No! Don't fool me. Is there something wrong with your jerky? Why did our mercenary group become as virtuous as they are now!" Ali opened and closed his two sausage mouths, although his expression was serious, but Talking with that sausage mouth becomes a kind of joy.

The handsome Simon also glared over to demonstrate, but it was a pity that Junxiu was destroyed by the sausage mouth, which was too funny.

Miru's face was contorted, his face was flushed, his tail was shaking in the air, and he grabbed Ufa's hand with one hand, fearing that he couldn't help but burst out laughing and anger Ali.

"You said there is something wrong with my jerky, but we all eat this way in our hometown, so it's fine!"

Miru had already thought of his countermeasures.

"I do not believe!"

"If you don't believe me, just return the jerky you begged from me to eat!" Miru thrust his waist.

When Miru said this, Ali hesitated a little, but Simon was a little smarter than Ali, so he slapped Ali on the head, and then stepped forward and handed the bag of dried meat that had been half eaten to Miru. Ask him to eat.

"Wow! I worked so hard to make such a big bag, and half of it disappeared within half a day!" After speaking, he opened the bag and sniffed, "It smells so good, I just said that the taste of this chili powder is really good! There is more of that smell Sesame is fragrant, and the flavor is much more complex, if someone is not ashamed to ask for it, I don’t want to give it.”

Ali blushed instantly, and only then did he realize that he insisted on begging for the jerky, otherwise the other party wanted to eat it himself... Feeling that the jerky is poisonous, he began to feel suspicious.

"Didn't he give it to you on his own initiative? Did you go and force it?" Simon questioned his captain squinting at him.

Ali scratched his hair, looked up at the sky, and acquiesced.

Even so, it still couldn't eliminate Miru's impression of poisoning them, so Miru took the initiative to pick up two pieces of jerky, one for himself and one for Ufa.

Anyway, he and Ufa had a little bit of Dazui chili powder in their mouths before Ali came over, and the low dose of Dazui chili powder jerky had no effect on them.

Seeing that Miru and Ufa ate it without any hesitation, and chewed it with relish, Miru also commented on how well the jerky was roasted this time, and told Ufa that next time he should sprinkle more black pepper to enhance the flavor and so on. , let Ali completely believe that the jerky is not poisonous.

"You said this jerky is fine for people in your hometown to eat, so why did my brothers become like this after eating it?" Ali's tone softened, and there was a hint of flattery, because he thought of the taste of the jerky , Thinking about it was just a swollen mouth, and it didn't cause any harm to the body, so I couldn't help but want to return the half bag of jerky.

"Probably because you are not used to the chili powder on our side! Some of us had this kind of experience at the beginning, but it disappeared after we got used to it." Milu lied and didn't write drafts, and he became a black cat in his heart.