Teachers all over the world [Transmigration Book]

【…】Jiang Yan smiled for a moment, put down his sleeves, out of sight and out of mind.

System: [Does it hurt? 】

Jiang Yan smiled: [...It's okay. 】

The pain is really not very painful, like being pricked by a needle, a little stinging and slightly itchy.Compared with this touch, the visual impact is much more unacceptable.

Jiang Yanxiao decided to think in a good direction. For example, even if he is covered with white hair, he must be the most handsome of all furballs. He can roll in the snow from the top of the mountain to the foot of the mountain...

【I'm thinking about something! ] Jiang Yan smiled and made himself laugh.

"Be careful." Yun Duo had already reached the ground, stepped on the cloud with compassion, turned his head, and saw his little apprentice standing on the cloud blankly, with erratic eyes and a mysterious smile on the corner of his mouth, I'm afraid he couldn't bear it. Chuang was stunned and said, "It's okay, Zichu, come down quickly."

Only then did Jiang Yanxiao come back to his senses, shook his head, and said to the system: [System, do you believe it?I just had an epiphany. 】

Compassionately pulled Jiang Yanxiao to her side, quickly took out a talisman from her sleeve, recited the incantation silently, and made a seal on the talisman paper with her right hand.

System: [... What? 】

The Buddha seal was formed, and the seal and the fingertips burst into golden light together. Compassionately let go of his hand, and the talisman was like a piece of gold foil, which cut into the soil with a whistling sound and disappeared.

[My feeling is...] Jiang Yanxiao stared at the land that hadn't changed a bit, [Don't panic, don't be nervous.The more fear you have, the faster you die.The disordered spiritual power and accelerated blood flow will provide Xuesitang with a steady stream of nutrients. 】

System: [So? 】

[So, I want to treat it as a part of my body, accept it, love it, let it let go of its defenses, indulge in tenderness, and no longer rush to grow wildly, fearing that I will starve to death. 】

[…] The system said, [Are you okay? 】

Jiang Yanxiao didn't answer directly, but asked instead: [Why does Xuesitang grow crazily as soon as she is discovered?After the concubines were burnt to charred corpses, where did the snow silk entanglements on their bodies go?What should they do if the master says they won't be contagious and lose their original host? 】

[Isn't it just long hair?What's the big deal. 】Jiang Yanxiao tried to ignore the discomfort in his arm and brainwashed himself, 【I want to learn to live in peace with it. 】

Jiang Yanxiao has been talking to the system in his head, and after making the decision to live with Xuesitangheping, Cixin just used a talisman to attract a ghost.

"Hey, he's an acquaintance." Jiang Yanxiao squatted down and looked at Xiaokulou's sunken and hollow eye sockets, "Master, he is the kid who helped Ji Jiuyun in the beauty pageant!"

"...It's a soul seducer." Ci Xin corrected, "Every hundred miles in the world, the ghost king will set up a soul seductress to help him collect ghosts wandering around the world."

Jiang Yan smiled: "And then used by him? Can't enter reincarnation?"

Little Skull: "I only accept ghosts whose obsessions are still there and who refuse to enter reincarnation!"

Jiang Yan smiled: "What happened to the nineteen female ghosts?"

The upper and lower jaws of the little skull opened and closed: "They died for no reason. Rather than turning into ghosts and harming the world, it is better to go to the Valley of Bliss to serve the owner of the valley and be reborn in bliss."

"...You are reasonable." Jiang Yan smiled and bent his index finger, and his knuckles flicked on the forehead of the little skull, "Let's go, lead the way, we are going to find Ji Jiuyun."

He didn't explain the specific reasons, firstly, he didn't want to expose himself as a weak person, and secondly, he didn't want to mention Xuesitang. Seeing this, Cixin didn't say anything, and took out another golden talisman and stuck it on the little skull's forehead superior.As soon as the talisman came into contact with the skull of the little skull, it seemed like a fish swimming in water, it swooped in and disappeared without a trace.

"Trouble, be sure to see your valley master within a day." Compassionate voice was low and deep, slightly tense, "If it doesn't arrive after a day, this talisman will take effect."

Little Skull: "...what will happen to me?"

Compassionate: "Into the Yunfu Mountain sword array."

Xiaokulou and Jiang Yan smiled: "..."

[It seems that the master really does not kill animals,] Jiang Yan laughed at the system, [The old enemy who went to Yunfu Mountain to send off the master last time is understandable, this time it is completely "killing ghosts with a sword". 】

In short, Xiaokulou was coerced, and led the two masters and apprentices on a journey to find Ji Jiuyun.

There is a teleportation array between Yaocheng and the underworld, which is convenient for the little skull to send the collected ghosts back to the underworld.It took less than an hour for everyone to enter the underworld. As soon as they appeared in midair, the little skull reminded: "This place is extremely sensitive to the breath of living people. Hurry up and put away your anger, so as not to cause trouble."

Just as Jiang Yanxiao was about to ask "how to take it", Cixin took out a small bottle from her sleeve, poured out two pills, handed one to Jiang Yanxiao, and took the other by herself.

"Zi Chu, eat quickly."

"Oh, okay." Jiang Yan smiled without saying a word, and swallowed it in one gulp.

[I can't tell, the master is quite familiar with the rules here, did he come here often before? 】

System: [Why are you here? 】

Jiang Yan smiled: [Anyway, it won't be for fun. 】

The dark cloud carrying two people and one ghost landed quickly and landed at the exit of a ghost street.Just as Jiang Yanxiao jumped off the cloud, a gust of wind passed through the alley, making him shiver from the cold.

Compassionately pulled him behind him: "Be careful."

The alley in front of us was narrow and cramped, as if a black hole sucked in all the light, and there was no end in sight.On both sides of the alley are some tall and short houses, some of which are made of mud and some of which are built of stone. They overlap in a mess, depressing and chaotic.

Bloody smell mixed with rancid smell, spread in the air, Jiang Yan covered his mouth and nose with a smile, turned his head and asked the little skull: "Where is this?"

Little Skull: "My home."

"..." Jiang Yanxiao glanced at him sympathetically, then quickly remembered his identity, patted the little skull's thin and hard shoulder bones, and almost slapped the little skull to pieces, "It's not easy to come out and mess around, the same is the end of the world. .”

Hearing this, Ci Xin frowned and squeezed Jiang Yanxiao's hand even tighter.

The little skull lowered its head, pushed Jiang Yanxiao's hand away, ran to a door, and knocked lightly three times.

"Boom, boom, boom."

"Who is it?" A rough voice came from inside.

"Aunt Yasha, it's me, Ah Sang." The little skull said, "I want to ask you something, please open the door."

"What do you have to open the door to say?" The hoarse female voice asked back, "Tell me first, who are the two little ghosts you brought?"

The little skull said: "It's my new friends, two Rakshasa."

As soon as the words fell, Jiang Yanxiao felt that he was locked on by a gaze from a dark place.He looked along, and found a very thin green light coming from the crack of the door, which was the glowing eyes of the hag.

Seemingly confirming their identities, the dominatrix said after a while, "If you have any questions, just ask them here."

It seemed that she refused to open the door.The little skull looked at Ci Xin, and Ci Xin nodded.The little skull said: "Aunt Yasha, it's like this. My two friends collected the enchanted lotus from the demon world and wanted to dedicate it to the owner of the valley. It's a pity that the whereabouts of the owner of the valley is uncertain. I have been in the mortal world for a long time and I don't know the movements of the underworld. I have news, do you know where the owner of the valley is staying recently?"

"..." The dominatrix was silent for a moment, "You don't even know this?"

Little Skull: "...and ask my aunt for advice."

The dominatrix's voice came through the door panel, hoarse and ugly, with a vague smell of blood: "Look at this empty alley of ghosts, only people like me who are 'remnants of flowers and willows', old and immortal, can't be bothered." Will rush to the Valley of Elysium."

Little Skull: "You mean, the owner of the valley is in the Valley of Elysium?"

The dominatrix smiled strangely: "Today is the Weiwei Festival!"

Little Skull: "..."

It is said that the skeleton lost its flesh and could not make the expression of a mortal.But at that moment, Jiang Yanxiao was very sure, he read expressions such as "surprise", "regret" and "frustration" from the face of the little skull.

"Also, you said that your two friends are Rakshasa? Rakshasa... Rakshasa should have self-knowledge," the hag said meaningfully. !"

"Many, thank you aunt for your advice." Before the little skull could say goodbye to its aunt Yasha, the whole skeleton rose into the sky and landed on a cloud.

Jiang Yanxiao yanked and pulled the little skull to the ground.The little skull struggled to get up, and Jiang Yan smiled at it.

"..." Xiaokulou's back felt cold, "What are you doing? I already helped you find out where the owner of the valley is!"

"Ah Sang, right." Jiang Yan smiled and said, "I said before that I would let you go when I saw Ji Jiuyun, but just now, I changed the rules."

Little Skull: "...what?"

Jiang Yan smiled shamelessly: "As soon as I get the antidote, I will release the spell for you!"

"...!" The little skull hiccupped angrily.

The black clouds rose higher and higher, flying faster and faster, the messy and dilapidated alley turned into a black trickle, the monk robes of Compassionate Heart and Jiang Yanxiao bulged, and their sleeves fluttered.Ci Xin held Jiang Yanxiao with one hand, and pressed the other hand on the Buddhist beads hanging around her neck, rubbing and turning them one by one, as if this could calm her anxious mood.

Compassion: "If I remember correctly, is the Valley of Ultimate Bliss headed in this direction?"

Little Skull: "...Yes."

Compassion: "How much longer?"

"At a normal speed, it takes at least an hour to drive the cloud or magic weapon." The little skull said weakly, "If you push it with all your strength, it will arrive in half an hour."

The atmosphere became tense again, and even the little skull flinched.Jiang Yanxiao knew without thinking that Ci Xin must be going crazy.

He held back Cixin's hand, squeezed it, and put his other hand around Cixin's back, hitting with moderate force to help Cixin stretch her shoulders.

"Master, don't worry. I'm fine. The little white spots haven't grown. It doesn't hurt or itch." Jiang Yanxiao comforted me, "I've never had any other skills since I was a child. The movement is absolutely smooth, and when I get rid of the poison, I will learn Vajra Finger from you!"

He intentionally slowed down the speed of speech, just like Ci Xin used to coax him, comforting Ci Xin's ears.Coupled with the soothing movements, the kindness really improved a lot, the shoulders gradually relaxed, and the back was no longer tense.

"I...I really can't see you again..."

"No way!" Jiang Yan smiled and didn't want to interrupt, didn't want to get to the bottom of it, and didn't want to touch the wound of compassion, "Look... what's that in front?"

They were flying in the air, with stretches of scorched earth under their feet, and a purple moon in the sky.The underworld always seems to be like this, all tones are dull, without any color or vitality.

At this moment, Jiang Yanxiao keenly noticed that a burst of red light suddenly appeared in the dense darkness of the sky.

It seems to be thousands of miles away, witnessing a spark splashing down.The red light was on for a moment, then quickly dimmed, and then lit up again, and the cycle went on and on, on and off.

This scene evoked Jiang Yanxiao's memories. He remembered that he was in a ghost car. He had just subdued the disgusting Fuxian Sanren, stabbed himself twice, and opened the curtain with bloody hands. What he saw was a similar scene.

Jiang Yan's eyes sank with a smile: "...is the Valley of Elysium ahead?"

The little skull said: "Yes, yes."

"That's it... I forgot to ask another question," Jiang Yan narrowed his eyes with a smile, "What is the Weiwei Festival that your aunt mentioned?"

Little Skull opened his jaws, his empty eyes swept over the bald faces of Compassionate Heart and Jiang Yanxiao: "You are monks... Are you sure you want to listen?"

Jiang Yan smiled resolutely: "Listen!"

"That's right..." Xiaokulou gritted his teeth and said, "The annual beauty pageant in Paradise Valley! Whoever is lucky enough to be chosen by the owner of the valley can have a spring night with him and become the new favorite of the harem of the owner of the valley!"

Jiang Yan smiled: "..." This pervert.

Jiang Yan smiled and twitched the corners of his mouth, but Ci Xin didn't respond when he heard it, his face was still sinking like water.Jiang Yanxiao couldn't help thinking, according to the current situation of compassion, even if he was asked to go up the mountain of swords and down into the sea of ​​fire to get an antidote, he would not hesitate at all.

"...Master." Jiang Yanxiao felt warm and astringent in his heart, and was speechless for a while.Taking advantage of his compassionate heart to look at the Valley of Paradise, he turned his back secretly, avoiding his sight, and rolled up his sleeves to take a look.

"One, two, three... 49, fifty."

Sure enough, even though Jiang Yanxiao tried his best to ignore the feeling of lacerations on his arms, the snow silk coils grew wildly - within an hour, seven or seventy-seven and forty-nine white silks were pulled out!

Jiang Yanxiao hurriedly put down his sleeves, for fear that Ci Xin would see her and feel a little melancholy.

[It seems that your Huairou policy is ineffective,] the system said, [Smile, let's get the antidote as soon as possible. 】

During the conversation, the black cloud quickly sailed towards the Valley of Elysium.The closer the distance, the more clearly Jiang Yanxiao can see what kind of extravagant and promiscuous scene is in the Valley of Elysium.

The entire valley seemed to be soaked in red light, everywhere was tied with red silk like a curtain, and red candles as thick as stone pillars were lit, as if about to enter a bridal chamber.The candlelight was flickering, and the ghosts in the valley danced wildly. At a glance, it was as dense as a sea tide, as if all the ghosts from the underworld had come out.

The sweet and greasy fragrance of powder floated in the air, the strange sound of silk and bamboo and the screams of excitement or fear one after another, Jiang Yanxiao once again felt the familiar panic and heat, starting from the lower abdomen, winding along the meridians superior.

At the same time, Xue Sitang, who was dormant in her body, seemed to be stimulated by something, and suddenly grew crazily!

"Hmm!" Countless white silks came out of the body, blocked by Jiang Yanxiao's monk's robe, and had to be entangled unwillingly.Jiang Yan laughed so hard that his eyes went dark, and he thought in a trance that he had exploded into a hairball.

"Zi Chu!" Ci Xin immediately sensed that something was wrong, quickly grabbed Jiang Yanxiao's wrist, injected a burst of spiritual power into him, and whispered a series of spells at the same time.

A thin layer of sweat broke out on Jiang Yanxiao's forehead: "Master... what are you reading?"

Compassionate Heart: "Pure Heart Mantra."

The aura inputted by the compassionate heart was generous, gentle, and penetrated into Jiang Yanxiao's body without barriers, colliding with the ghost energy that was attacking the city.It was as if the great river met the sea of ​​flames, two diametrically opposed mana collided together, and a small-scale explosion occurred in an instant.

Generally speaking, the result is nothing more than the east wind prevailing over the west wind, or vice versa.Fortunately, just after Jiang Yanxiao was affected, he was suppressed by compassion with spiritual power. In addition, he didn't have the bad luck to suffer from spring poisoning this time, so it was obvious who would win and who would lose.

Jiang Yanxiao felt the blood vessels in his whole body swell slightly, without any discomfort, the heat disappeared like a flint submerged in the river.

Xuesitang was also inhibited and its growth was suspended.

Jiang Yan smiled and gritted his teeth: "Master!"

Compassion: "Have you remembered the mantra?"

Jiang Yan was dumbfounded with a smile, and slapped himself on the forehead: [System, why can't the photographic memory be used? 】

[You also said that it is "remembering with a photographic eye", not "remembering with a passing ear", ] the system said, 【Don't rely on golden fingers, hurry up and memorize it! 】

Seeing Jiang Yanxiao's appearance, Ci Xin knew what he was embarrassing.He bent down slightly and looked at Jiang Yanxiao's level, his brown pupils were like a whirlpool, staring into Jiang Yanxiao's eyes.

"Zi Chu, there's not enough time, please recite the key points of the clearing mantra for the master, try to memorize it."

Jiang Yan smiled and his head hurt even more. Suddenly, with a flash of inspiration, he said to Ci Xin: "Master, didn't you give me the amulet water? Isn't it all right if I have that?"

"That's not enough." Ci Xin patted Jiang Yanxiao's forehead, leaned close to his ear, and began to chant the mantra involuntarily.

"..." Jiang Yanxiao had no choice but to forcefully remember, just so she didn't have to worry about Xuesi.

After loving kindness repeated twice in his ear, they just arrived at the top of the Valley of Ultimate Bliss.

The little skull bent down and knelt on the cloud, his dark eyes were aimed at the Paradise Valley, which was decorated with lights and festoons, and was a little nervous: "Be careful, don't be too ostentatious!"

Jiang Yan glanced at it with a smile: "What are you careful about? Aren't we here just to see Ji Jiuyun?"

"Or do you think...our disguise can fool the ghost king of the underworld?"

Obviously, Ci Xin agrees with Jiang Yanxiao's thoughts.He drove the clouds to fly downwards, and undisguisedly landed at the place where the ghosts were most concentrated—under a golden platform.

When the two jumped off the cloud with a ghost, there was almost no place to stay - it was too crowded here.The demons and ghosts are swarming around. If it weren't for many ghosts and ghosts without entities, Jiang Yanxiao would be squeezed so that his feet would hang in the air!

However, the imaginary scene of trying to open the way did not appear. The moment Jiang Yanxiao jumped into the crowd of ghosts, screams rang out in his ears.

"Ahhhhh! Who's calling me!!"

"Hot - hot!!!"

The ghosts around Jiang Yanxiao squeaked and squeaked, rolling and crawling to both sides, howling while hiding: "Fuck you! Who is so shameless! In order to get the favor of the valley owner, even such indecent means It’s all used!! I curse you to be widowed and lonely for the rest of your life!!”

The cursing was upside down and endless, which made Jiang Yan laugh and his ears hurt.He covered his ears, and relying on his golden light to protect his body, he rushed forward without hesitation. Wherever he passed, ghosts dodged one after another and howled.

Compassion wanted to open the way for him, but he didn't expect the little apprentice to be so reckless, so he rushed up by himself.Compassion shook her head helplessly, held Jiang Yanxiao in one hand, and the little skull in the other, and followed Jiang Yanxiao to protect her.When Jiang Yanxiao finally squeezed to the edge of the high platform, he had already gained a bunch of titles, such as "Shameless Rakshasa", "Manny Dog", "Ugly Toad with Wishful Thinking", "Wise Bitch"... and so on, Compassionately frowned frequently, her face getting darker and darker, but Jiang Yanxiao rushed straight to the golden stage as if she hadn't heard it.

Jiang Yanxiao stopped in his tracks, looked back, and confirmed that he was holding on to Compassionate Heart. He felt certain, and stretched his neck to look around again. The path that had been split before had already been closed again.

With Jiang Yanxiao as the center, an extremely small encirclement circle was formed.Countless ghosts were screaming and running around him, but none of them could really get close to him.

"Master," Jiang Yan smiled at Ci Xin, "I will get the antidote soon."

"En." Ci Xin shook his hand back, and looked at the golden platform with Jiang Yanxiao.

In the center of the layers of red mantles stands a golden platform.

The Golden Terrace is suspended in the air, about the size of the Huxin Pavilion, and it happens to be in the very center of the entire Bliss Valley, where the lights are brightest and most gorgeous.

If you look down from a high altitude, it looks like an orb emitting a strange light, hanging above the heads of the ghosts like a sea-suppressing needle, making the ghosts flock to it and worship it.

Jiang Yanxiao made a lot of noise, but it wasn't too big.After all, this is the annual "Plucking Myrtle Festival", a festival with the best chance to get close to the ghost king, and if selected, one step to the sky.

In order to get close to the Golden Terrace, all the ghosts did everything they could to let Ji Jiuyun see their well-dressed appearance. You beat me and sprayed you, causing countless riots and turmoil.The turmoil created by Jiang Yanxiao wearing the "Raksha" skin is just one of them, and it won't be so eye-catching.

The ghosts in the audience wanted to get closer to the golden platform like crazy, but the ghost in red on the stage was unmoved, stretched out his pale fingers, and twisted a glass of wine like twisting flowers.

"Tsk... an uninvited guest." He chuckled, straightened up from the black jade couch, and walked barefoot to the edge of the golden platform.

The black hair flowed down, and just when the corner of the red dress appeared, all the ghosts in the audience screamed and pushed and shoved even more fiercely.Ji Jiuyun raised the corners of her lips, took a step forward casually, stretched out a hand, and the loose red dress fell off, revealing a snow-white shoulder.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"What the hell is your nosebleed!! You were still a virgin before you died?!"

"Get lost!! Valley masters are those vulgar fans! One look at my soul is worth it!!!"

Jiang Yanxiao got a splitting headache from their quarrel, wishing he could pull out a bamboo pole and stab these skinless ghosts to death one by one.

A pair of hands went around in front of him, covering his eyes: "Zi Chu, don't look."

Jiang Yanxiao frantically recited the Mantra of Purifying Heart, while stabilizing his mind, he said to Ci Xin in a dull and calm voice: "It's okay, master, people in Buddhism have a pure heart and few desires, how could they be disturbed by such unsightly scenes! "

System: [Slow down, you read it all wrong! 】

Jiang Yan smiled: […]

Fortunately, Jiang Yanxiao is very talented, has compassion to protect him, and has suffered losses before, so he has always been vigilant. Although he stumbled and made many mistakes in chanting the Qingxin mantra, he did not have his soul captured like other ghosts, and he was able to stay awake. .

Through the slits of compassionate fingers, he saw the pale hand on the high platform twist slightly, the luminous goblet at the fingertips refracted a gorgeous light, and the clear wine poured out, like a falling star in the night sky.

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa andaaaaaaaaa' was all the crowd of ghosts excitedly rushing forward, wanting to snatch a goblet of wine poured down by Ji Jiuyun, even ignoring being burned by the golden mask.

Crowds of ghosts squeezed past Jiang Yanxiao, and Jiang Yanxiao's whole body crackled, giving off a pungent burnt smell.He himself was squeezed and staggered, and he was firmly held by compassion, so he didn't fall down.

[One by one, five delusions and three ways,] Jiang Yan said with a smile, [What medicine did Ji Jiuyun give you? 】

Of course no one could hear him, and he didn't care about him.The few ghosts who squeezed in first raised their faces and greeted Ji Jiuyun's "gift" with the most devout gesture.When the wine fell, some caught a drop with their mouths, and some were splashed all over their faces, but no matter what, as long as they touched it, they were all ecstatic.

A female ghost sticks out a foot-long tongue, turns it around, licks the splashed wine on her neck, and passes out happily.

Jiang Yan smiled: "..." I couldn't see it.

After pouring a glass of wine, Ji Jiuyun looked around, and his cool voice swayed in every corner of Bliss Valley: "Everyone, the last part of the Weiwei Festival is also a very important part... Who is so lucky?"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

The moment he saw the flower in Ji Jiuyun's hand, the cry and the sound of silk and bamboo pushed to a climax together, and stopped abruptly at the same time after a while.

"Quiet," Ji Jiuyun gently caressed the blood-red to scorching, sweet to dizzying blood myrtle flower, her eyes swept somewhere vaguely, "this blood myrtle will help me choose a flower to spend the spring night with me. a predestined person."

"...Go, help me choose a person to sleep with tonight."

There was silence, and all the ghosts were staring at the sky bewilderedly, their eyes were fanatical and bewildered.

Then they saw that the blood myrtle flower fluttered like a blood-stained catkin, stopping in front of an ugly Rakshasa.

Jiang Yan stared at Xuewei in front of him with a smile, and his temples popped: "..."