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Classroom 4603 of University F at ten o'clock in the morning.

Tao Zitao arrived unexpectedly early today, and there was no one in the classroom except for a few books on the front tables, but no one was there.

He consciously walked to the seat in the back row, picked a three-seater and sat in the middle seat, lying on the table, closing his eyes and cultivating himself.

It didn't take long before the movement in the corridor outside the door became louder. The sound of footsteps and conversations spread to the classroom, and finally the classroom was densely packed with people.

Song Shika clicked in, and was a little surprised when he saw Tao Zitao. He sat in the seat behind Tao Zitao first, and asked him curiously, "Why are you so early today?"

Seeing the thick dark circles under Tao Zitao's eyes, he was startled: "Are you so imaginary?"

Tao Zitao let out a "bah", "You're stupid!"

"No, I'm right, I slept for twelve hours last night." Song Shi pointed to Tao Zitao's dark circles that were about to drop, and asserted, "You must be doing something sneaky."

"roll--"

Tao Zitao cursed weakly lying on the table, not even able to lift his neck.

Song Shi insisted on dragging Tao Zitao's weak body up: "Leniency is allowed for confession, and strictness for research."

Tao Zitao didn't resist, and simply said, "I have a friend——"

Song Shi interrupted him directly: "Just say it's you, and you don't have to do so much nonsense."

Tao Zitao: "..."

He turned his head away: "I don't want to talk about it!"

Song Shi turned his head away from him and coaxed him: "Taotao, my good boy, I was wrong, your friend, your friend."

Tao Zitao snorted, and told the story from beginning to end: "I have a friend, he beat the King of Glory yesterday, and then I... Bah! My friend just spit back because of that shooter scolding him! "

"Then I...my friend." Tao Zitao couldn't get along, and gave up on himself and used the No.1 name to narrate, "After it was over, I added someone else's WeChat, sent the address to them, and let them beat me up."

His voice became smaller and smaller: "Then he really came..."

"Damn! You didn't get beaten, did you?"

Song Shi was so startled that he slapped the table and stood up. Fortunately, there was no class yet, but many people still turned their heads to see their movements.

Tao Zitao buried his head down again, pulled Song Shi who was standing to sit down, and said through gritted teeth, "You fucking roar louder! The next class hasn't heard it yet."

Song Shi sat down resentfully, and habitually talked back to Tao Zitao: "I think you deserve a beating! Let others give you a beating from society!"

When the two of them were arguing, there was a "bang" on the empty seat next to them, and a classic Xiaoxiang was thrown on the table.

——The girl with a delicate face and a fruity perfume smelled on her body and sat next to her.

Ye Shengsheng sat down with a "bang dang", and flicked her wavy hair like a queen. The first thing she did was to rub Tao Zitao's hair, making his messy hair as messy as a bird's nest.

Her voice is also a very distinctive Yujie voice: "Hey, what's wrong with our peach baby, so listless?"

Before Tao Zitao could answer, Song Shi had already recounted the story he had just heard, with ups and downs like a storytelling.

——"Our Taotao took out our mobile phone in the silent night last night, and prepared to play an exciting King of Glory, rushing to the 99999 stars of the King of Glory."

--"So powerful?"

——"Yes, he took out his national service support, but unfortunately he encountered a pit shooter, and he got 100 heads as soon as he gave it away."

- "?"

——"So our baby Taotao scolded him so much that he didn't dare to take a breath, and even sent him an offline appointment appointment invitation, saying that he wanted to knock out all his teeth."

——"Tell me something that can be believed."

——"Shut up, listen to me. So at two o'clock in the morning, a 1.9-meter, 190-jin macho contestant appeared in front of Tao Zitao's door."

Ye Shengsheng laughed a few times to save face, completely disbelieving what Song Shi said, unceremoniously tore off Tao Zitao's clothes and took a look.The skin under the black sweater is still opaque milky white.

Ye Shengsheng was so sore that she died: "It's not a single bruise. Could it be that you suffered an internal injury?"

"Get out!" Tao Zitao snatched her clothes back, not wanting to see Ye Shengsheng turn her head away, and what she saw was Song Shi's unbeaten face.

He turned his head back sullenly, "He is a friend of my friend, he probably just wanted to save my friend's face by not beating me up."

Ye Shengsheng teased: "Why can't you just fall in love with your beauty? Aren't you all wandering around, don't you like this fierce one?"

"Fuck!" Tao Zitao kicked her under the table, "You figure it out, okay! I'm a straight man! Straight man! It's Song Shi!"

"Go, go, go."

Ye Shengsheng nodded perfunctorily as if coaxing a child, took out the mirror and touched up her lipstick.

Song Shi accosted, "Xiao Taotao, do you know Schrödinger's straight man?"

Tao Zitao spat at him, ignored him, didn't turn his head this time, and buried his head in his arms to sleep.

Not long after he closed his eyes, the mobile phone placed in the table hole vibrated a few times, and he took out the mobile phone to have a look.

Zhou Wangshu, a friend who had no contact with him for hundreds of years, sent him a message.

[Shanghai Xiaowangwang]: Shi Chengye was at your house last night?

[Peach is so cute]: Yes

[Taotao is so cute]: Why?

Tao Zitao hugged the phone and waited for a while, the stupid Zhou Wangshu on the other side of the screen seemed to have disappeared, and only jumped out to reply to the message when the screen was about to go dark.

He sent an emoji over.

——It was a gray-white wall with the words Nuo Da sprayed with blood-red paint on it.

"Run away!"

After Tao Zitao scolded "crazy" in a low voice, Zhou Wangshu put the phone back without even wanting to return.

After hesitating for a while, he took out his phone again, dug out his own blacklist, and released Shi Chengye who was lying alone in it.

After lying quietly for a while, Tao Zitao raised his head nervously again, pulled La Songshi's sleeve, and asked him eagerly, "My face should be easy to touch."

Shi Chengye got on the first flight, took a fast taxi at the airport, and then trotted into the classroom, barely daring to arrive at the classroom after an hour of class.

Fortunately, he was lucky today. The professor accidentally didn't call the roll today, so he walked in through the back door.

His sudden appearance startled the roommates who huddled together and concentrated on listening to the class.

坐在他旁边的老大目光错综复杂，盯在被时成野放进课桌洞的拳击手套，问道：“老四，你真的去揍人了？”

Shi Chengye: "..."

He didn't know how to explain it, and wanted to cover it up: "I didn't go."

The boss wanted to ask more questions, but was interrupted by Shi Chengye in time: "Do you have a power bank? Lend me one."

Shi Chengye's cell phone still had [-]% battery left, and it was not long before it was turned off.

"Give you."

The third child flew over to him a [-] mAh power bank from the table, Shi Chengye thanked him, and used the heavy enough to be used as a murder weapon to charge the power bank.

The charging symbol lit up in the upper right corner, and Shi Chengye breathed a sigh of relief.

He opened WeChat and sent Tao Zitao a message without hope.

[Narino]: Are you there?

To his surprise, this time the news was sent out smoothly, and it was followed by the exclamation point of the previous one.

He closed his phone, and he and his boss spelled out a book, intending to listen carefully to the class.

Unable to control his hand, he kept opening the WeChat message from time to time, but Tao Zitao didn't know what he was doing, and never replied to him.

Shi Chengye looked at his mobile phone more and more frequently.

From once every 10 minutes at the beginning, to once every 5 minutes, you have to turn it up and look at it in the last few seconds.

"Narino, what's wrong with you? This is the first time I've seen you distracted in class."

"…fine."

Shi Chengye pursed his lips, looking unhappy.

At this moment, his phone turned on, and the message he had been scrolling for finally got a response, Shi Chengye's pursed lips instantly lifted up, and his eyes also curved up.

Seeing this face-changing technology, the innocent boss next to him was stunned.

[Peach is so cute]: kitten question mark gif

[Taotao is so cute]: I accidentally fell asleep TAT just now, sorry

Shi Chengye smiled, but replied with a very cold word.

[Narino]: It's okay

[Taotao is so cute]: kitten coquettish gif

Shi Chengye licked his lips, a little nervous, and continued typing to ask him.

[Narino]: Do you want to fight the king with me tonight?

[Taotao is so cute]: ...You won't scold me again, will you?

Shi Chengye was silent. There is no medicine for regret in the world. If you say it, it is the water that is poured out. Everyone should be responsible for their own mouth that has no Nagato.

[Narino]: No more...

[Narino]: Don't worry.

[Taotao is so cute]: That's good!I call you at night!

When Shi Chengye saw that Tao Zitao agreed, his joy almost came out, his mood was unusually bright.

The boss asked him: "Your sad and happy...wouldn't be the object of conversation?"

"I didn't." Shi Chengye shook his head, paused, and said, "I'm chasing him."

"Hiss—" the boss was taken aback, "You still need to chase someone else with this face? Is this person a fairy?"

What the boss didn't expect, their recognized cool brother smiled, and the word gentle was the first time they could describe Shi Chengye.

Shi Chengye smiled and said, "It's a little peach." It's super sweet, super soft, super soft.

Maybe it was because Shi Chengye's sour smell was too strong before falling in love, the boss turned his head back, and sat a little further away from Shi Chengye.

——My God, why does he think that this group of cool guys who seem aloof are just love brains.

When there was no one to share with, Shi Chengye became bored again, he didn't even bring a pen, his eyes fixed on the blackboard.

After a long time, Shi Chengye took a deep breath quietly.

——It's so annoying, why did he come to Nancheng for the exam? Isn't Shanghai popular?

He scolded Zhou Wangshu again in his heart why he didn't introduce Tao Zitao to him as a friend earlier, he is really not a good brother.