mouth gun
Chapter 8
"Gudong."
Tao Zitao's Adam's apple rolled, and he heard the saliva that had been in his mouth for an unknown amount of time being swallowed by himself.
——Others are stupid.
What is Shi Chengye talking about! ! ! !
He is chasing me? ? ? ? ?
real or fake? ? ?
Countless huge question marks popped up in Tao Zitao's little head, and he instantly thought of the meaningful emoji that Zhou Wangshu sent him.
Grass!So that's what the fuck meant!
It's just that he was too slow to understand, Tao Zitao scolded himself for being an idiot, and at the same time scolded Zhou Wangshu.
—— Zhou Wangshu can't make it clearer, that stupid idiot!If he made it clear, he wouldn't agree to play games with Shi Chengye!You don't have to face the embarrassing situation where you can pick out one room and three living rooms with your toes!
Tao Zitao forced a smile on his face, and the voice channels of the three were as quiet as a street after a heavy snowfall.
He laughed a few times, twitching and embarrassed: "Are you... are you kidding me?"
Tao Zitao asked without hope, but Shi Chengye didn't give him the slightest chance, and directly "stopped", breaking the little straight man's broken heart.
"I'm not joking." Shi Chengye said, "I'm chasing you."
"Tao Zitao—"
When he said Tao Zitao's name, Shi Chengye said it very slowly, not as jerky as when he called it the first time, but he still dragged out the long sound greenly.
Shi Chengye's voice is really nice, when he whispers his name, it sounds very affectionate.
Tao Zitao blushed and shook his hands, and the phone hit him directly on the bridge of his nose.
"hiss--"
He suppressed all the cries of pain, and just took a deep breath.
The mobile phone lying on the bed fell silent. Song Shi, who threw the time bomb first, was also the first to pretend to be dead, quietly pointing at the tower on the opposite high ground.
Shi Chengye didn't wait for Tao Zitao's response and fell silent, and the little bird with the little deer girl on his head also quieted down beside the grass in the wild area, looking a little helpless and pitiful.
In the end, the game ended in Song Shi's crazy point tower.
——“Victory!”
The game is won, no one can laugh.
Tao Zitao rubbed the bridge of her nose that hurt from being smashed, mustered up the courage to pick up the phone again, and quit the game in a hurry like picking up a hot potato.
With a swipe of his hand, he clicked on the WeChat in the lower right corner of the main screen of the phone.
——Shi Chengye's black head hangs high on the top, always reminding him of the situation that just happened that could kill him directly.
"Grass!"
Tao Zitao couldn't help but slammed the phone, and then threw herself into the messy quilt, staring at her legs indiscriminately.
How to do!How to do?
He should refuse Shi Chengye so that he won't be sad!
Ahhhhh!Then if Shi Chengye refuses, will Shi Chengye be kicked out of this apartment!
Tao Zitao's eyes instantly darkened, losing their former luster.
——Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tao Zitao got up and went to the bathroom to wash her face in a hurry, took a few deep breaths under the strong air freshener in the bathroom, and inhaled the smell of lemon all over her nose.
Just as he calmed down, his eyes slipped.
—— Shi Chengye is everywhere.
His used glass and the newly unpacked toothbrush are placed in front of Tao Zitao, on the table of the washstand, and next to his beloved Pi Taojun cup!
Tao Zitao's pupils shrank violently, and he picked up the glass suddenly, subconsciously wanting to throw the glass into the trash can.
In the end, he withdrew his hand like reining in a horse from a precipice, pulled open the bottom cabinet guiltily, and stuffed the cup indiscriminately.
——Forget it, a cup is quite expensive.
He ran over from the bed too quickly, without slippers, and the biting coolness spread from the tiles to his body bit by bit.
Tao Zitao trotted back to the bed again, with the soles of her feet sticking to her thighs, trying to keep herself warm.
The mobile phone was placed next to him, but he didn't touch it as if he couldn't see it. Instead, he took out the TV remote control that was almost dusty from the bedside table.
On the TV on the LCD screen, Zhenghong was playing cross talk, and the cross talk actors in it worked hard, and the audience applauded and laughed bursts of applause.
——Mr. Lu Xun said that the joys and sorrows of human beings are inseparable, I just think they are noisy.
Tao Zitao had a bitter face, the cheeks with a little baby fat looked a little serious, he couldn't smile at all.
He took a long breath, real men have to face the storm!
Tao Zitao stretched out his hand, and touched the cell phone next to him with precision as if he was about to die. As soon as he touched his hand, the cell phone rang like death.
——He was so frightened that he wanted to throw the phone in a parabola, but fortunately, the new touch of the phone brought Tao Zitao back to his senses in time.
This is the mobile phone he just replaced with half a month's living expenses!
He closed his eyes, only revealing a slit to look at the name on the phone screen.
——Fortunately, it was Song Shi.
While Tao Zitao was rejoicing, she suddenly felt a little lost.With a swipe of his finger, he connected the phone.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Song Shi's groundhog-like screams filled his ears instantly. For the first time, Tao Zitao didn't find Song Shi's shrill voice noisy, and screamed like a duet with Song Shi.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
After barking for a while, the two of them finally stopped.
"Is this the hunk brother you said was going to beat you?" Song Shi sneered: "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!"
"I'm ashamed of you!" Tao Zitao was furious, "I don't have anything to do with him! It really doesn't matter! I haven't known him for two days! It's only been two days!"
"He fell in love with you at first sight...?"
"He's not blind, is he?" Tao Zitao didn't even believe that he had such charm, "This Shi Chengye is a handsome match! A handsome match! Do you understand! The kind of handsome match that can be a school grass! "
While boasting about being wild, he did not forget to praise himself: "Although I am cute and good-looking, I am soft-tempered and obedient, and my head is clever and clever, but——, I don't think he can fancy me." !"
"Don't sell melons, Wang Po, sell melons and boast!"
"I do not!"
"Then don't show off that you've been spotted by a handsome guy!"
"Me neither!"
He and Song Shi exchanged a few words, but they still didn't win.
Tao Zitao lay on the bed as if he was discouraged, poking the soft peach-shaped pillow beside him with his fingers, and asked feebly, "Song Shi, what should I do!"
"You have no idea about people, do you?"
Tao Zitao jumped up as if his tail was stepped on, and the hair all over his body was about to explode: "Of course not! I'm a straight man! I'm a straight man!"
He has repeated countless times today that he is a straight man.
"If you don't have it, you don't have it. Why are you yelling so loudly?" Song Shi said indifferently, "Haven't you heard a word?"
"... what words?"
"Homophobic and closet."
Tao Zitao became even more irritable, and pinched the head of the pillow and swung a few round circles in the air: "I'm not homophobic either!"
He repeated it emphatically: "I! Yes! Straight! Male!"
"Oh——" Song Shi smiled sarcastically, and said in a strange way, "That little straight man, if you don't like him, you just reject him? There are so many reasons, no one can't even refuse, right? No, no, no ?”
"I...I...Of course I will!"
Tao Zitao's face was flushed red from anger, covered with a layer of powder that was the same as the skin of Tao Zi, and said sternly, "I'm going to refuse now!"
After finishing speaking, he hung up Song Shi's phone directly.
What he said in this declaration was indeed very imposing, but when he clicked into Shi Chengye's chat box, his fingers couldn't help shaking.
There is still a small red dot marked with "4" on Shi Chengye's profile picture, which means that Shi Chengye just sent him a message.
[Narino]: ...Did I scare you? ——19:45
【Narito】:. ——19:54
[Narino]: Will you still talk to me? ——20:12
[Narino]: ...I'm sorry. ——20:13
Tao Zitao prepared a stomach full of drafts, but when he saw the "I'm sorry", he couldn't say anything.
——As if someone had forced a sour plum into his mouth, it was sour and astringent.
Tao Zitao turned off her phone and turned it on again, hoping that she was hallucinating, but the chat page stayed at that sentence.
He scratched his fluffy hair that had just been washed, and poked the screen of the phone in distress, and accidentally poked out a period.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Tao Zitao unceremoniously slapped his right hand hard, with too much force, not only his right hand was red, but even his left hand hurt to death.
——Tao Zitao suddenly wanted to cry. He was obviously only 21 years old, and he was only three years old.
Shi Chengye seemed to be guarding in front of the mobile phone, as soon as he sent the period, Shi Chengye sent another terrible "I'm sorry".
Tao Zitao became even more frantic. He is a typical type of person who prefers softness to toughness, and is also the kind of person who is very coaxing and soft-hearted.
When you see beggars on the side of the street while shopping, you will definitely donate some money to them. If you see a public service advertisement on the Internet, you will definitely donate some money.
—Never care whether it is true or false.
What Tao Zitao can't bear the most is that others show weakness in front of him, but he is actually quite simple and neat when dealing with relationship problems, and he knows that he should not hang others.
Tao Zitao is not bad looking, he is the look of a little milk dog that girls like more now, especially his major, there are few boys in their department, and Tao Zitao, who was originally outstanding in appearance, instantly became a favorite.
——Xiang Bobo·Tao Zitao rejected every time simply and gentlemanly.
But now he doesn't know where to start.
——Is it because the other party is a man?
——What about men?He will definitely treat everyone equally!
After Tao Zitao finished 10 minutes of psychological construction, she finally decided to come up with a way to reject those beautiful girls, and organized a language to write an official short article and send it over.
[Taotao is so cute]: First of all, thank you for your liking.You are a good person, and you are really outstanding, but I have no plans to fall in love for the time being, I hope you will meet someone who is more suitable for you than me soon!
[Taotao is so cute]: I'm sorry!
Tao Zitao, who had finished posting the short article, still felt uneasy, and finally turned off her mobile phone, turned off the blindfold, and turned off the lights, ready to sleep to relieve all worries.
He lay motionless on the bed, as quiet as if he had been acupunctured, and the hour hand of the quartz clock hanging on the wall slid a mark.
Accompanied by a "click—" sound.
Tao Zitao, who was quietly closing his eyes on the bed, jumped up violently, and violently pushed back the steam eye mask on his face, revealing his smooth forehead.
Despair was evident on his face.
--Depend on!Isn't he straight?Why does Shi Chengye's face appear when he closes his eyes!Obviously he has met Shi Chengye once!Why is the memory of every corner of his face so clear! !
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
——Not only the facial features, but also the voice of Shi Chengye!
——Why can Shi Chengye's voice of reciting his own name keep playing in his ears?Just because he has a nice voice?
Tao Zitao!Is there something wrong with your mother!is not it!
Tao Zitao's Adam's apple rolled, and he heard the saliva that had been in his mouth for an unknown amount of time being swallowed by himself.
——Others are stupid.
What is Shi Chengye talking about! ! ! !
He is chasing me? ? ? ? ?
real or fake? ? ?
Countless huge question marks popped up in Tao Zitao's little head, and he instantly thought of the meaningful emoji that Zhou Wangshu sent him.
Grass!So that's what the fuck meant!
It's just that he was too slow to understand, Tao Zitao scolded himself for being an idiot, and at the same time scolded Zhou Wangshu.
—— Zhou Wangshu can't make it clearer, that stupid idiot!If he made it clear, he wouldn't agree to play games with Shi Chengye!You don't have to face the embarrassing situation where you can pick out one room and three living rooms with your toes!
Tao Zitao forced a smile on his face, and the voice channels of the three were as quiet as a street after a heavy snowfall.
He laughed a few times, twitching and embarrassed: "Are you... are you kidding me?"
Tao Zitao asked without hope, but Shi Chengye didn't give him the slightest chance, and directly "stopped", breaking the little straight man's broken heart.
"I'm not joking." Shi Chengye said, "I'm chasing you."
"Tao Zitao—"
When he said Tao Zitao's name, Shi Chengye said it very slowly, not as jerky as when he called it the first time, but he still dragged out the long sound greenly.
Shi Chengye's voice is really nice, when he whispers his name, it sounds very affectionate.
Tao Zitao blushed and shook his hands, and the phone hit him directly on the bridge of his nose.
"hiss--"
He suppressed all the cries of pain, and just took a deep breath.
The mobile phone lying on the bed fell silent. Song Shi, who threw the time bomb first, was also the first to pretend to be dead, quietly pointing at the tower on the opposite high ground.
Shi Chengye didn't wait for Tao Zitao's response and fell silent, and the little bird with the little deer girl on his head also quieted down beside the grass in the wild area, looking a little helpless and pitiful.
In the end, the game ended in Song Shi's crazy point tower.
——“Victory!”
The game is won, no one can laugh.
Tao Zitao rubbed the bridge of her nose that hurt from being smashed, mustered up the courage to pick up the phone again, and quit the game in a hurry like picking up a hot potato.
With a swipe of his hand, he clicked on the WeChat in the lower right corner of the main screen of the phone.
——Shi Chengye's black head hangs high on the top, always reminding him of the situation that just happened that could kill him directly.
"Grass!"
Tao Zitao couldn't help but slammed the phone, and then threw herself into the messy quilt, staring at her legs indiscriminately.
How to do!How to do?
He should refuse Shi Chengye so that he won't be sad!
Ahhhhh!Then if Shi Chengye refuses, will Shi Chengye be kicked out of this apartment!
Tao Zitao's eyes instantly darkened, losing their former luster.
——Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Tao Zitao got up and went to the bathroom to wash her face in a hurry, took a few deep breaths under the strong air freshener in the bathroom, and inhaled the smell of lemon all over her nose.
Just as he calmed down, his eyes slipped.
—— Shi Chengye is everywhere.
His used glass and the newly unpacked toothbrush are placed in front of Tao Zitao, on the table of the washstand, and next to his beloved Pi Taojun cup!
Tao Zitao's pupils shrank violently, and he picked up the glass suddenly, subconsciously wanting to throw the glass into the trash can.
In the end, he withdrew his hand like reining in a horse from a precipice, pulled open the bottom cabinet guiltily, and stuffed the cup indiscriminately.
——Forget it, a cup is quite expensive.
He ran over from the bed too quickly, without slippers, and the biting coolness spread from the tiles to his body bit by bit.
Tao Zitao trotted back to the bed again, with the soles of her feet sticking to her thighs, trying to keep herself warm.
The mobile phone was placed next to him, but he didn't touch it as if he couldn't see it. Instead, he took out the TV remote control that was almost dusty from the bedside table.
On the TV on the LCD screen, Zhenghong was playing cross talk, and the cross talk actors in it worked hard, and the audience applauded and laughed bursts of applause.
——Mr. Lu Xun said that the joys and sorrows of human beings are inseparable, I just think they are noisy.
Tao Zitao had a bitter face, the cheeks with a little baby fat looked a little serious, he couldn't smile at all.
He took a long breath, real men have to face the storm!
Tao Zitao stretched out his hand, and touched the cell phone next to him with precision as if he was about to die. As soon as he touched his hand, the cell phone rang like death.
——He was so frightened that he wanted to throw the phone in a parabola, but fortunately, the new touch of the phone brought Tao Zitao back to his senses in time.
This is the mobile phone he just replaced with half a month's living expenses!
He closed his eyes, only revealing a slit to look at the name on the phone screen.
——Fortunately, it was Song Shi.
While Tao Zitao was rejoicing, she suddenly felt a little lost.With a swipe of his finger, he connected the phone.
"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah!"
Song Shi's groundhog-like screams filled his ears instantly. For the first time, Tao Zitao didn't find Song Shi's shrill voice noisy, and screamed like a duet with Song Shi.
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"
After barking for a while, the two of them finally stopped.
"Is this the hunk brother you said was going to beat you?" Song Shi sneered: "Be lenient when you confess, and strict when you resist!"
"I'm ashamed of you!" Tao Zitao was furious, "I don't have anything to do with him! It really doesn't matter! I haven't known him for two days! It's only been two days!"
"He fell in love with you at first sight...?"
"He's not blind, is he?" Tao Zitao didn't even believe that he had such charm, "This Shi Chengye is a handsome match! A handsome match! Do you understand! The kind of handsome match that can be a school grass! "
While boasting about being wild, he did not forget to praise himself: "Although I am cute and good-looking, I am soft-tempered and obedient, and my head is clever and clever, but——, I don't think he can fancy me." !"
"Don't sell melons, Wang Po, sell melons and boast!"
"I do not!"
"Then don't show off that you've been spotted by a handsome guy!"
"Me neither!"
He and Song Shi exchanged a few words, but they still didn't win.
Tao Zitao lay on the bed as if he was discouraged, poking the soft peach-shaped pillow beside him with his fingers, and asked feebly, "Song Shi, what should I do!"
"You have no idea about people, do you?"
Tao Zitao jumped up as if his tail was stepped on, and the hair all over his body was about to explode: "Of course not! I'm a straight man! I'm a straight man!"
He has repeated countless times today that he is a straight man.
"If you don't have it, you don't have it. Why are you yelling so loudly?" Song Shi said indifferently, "Haven't you heard a word?"
"... what words?"
"Homophobic and closet."
Tao Zitao became even more irritable, and pinched the head of the pillow and swung a few round circles in the air: "I'm not homophobic either!"
He repeated it emphatically: "I! Yes! Straight! Male!"
"Oh——" Song Shi smiled sarcastically, and said in a strange way, "That little straight man, if you don't like him, you just reject him? There are so many reasons, no one can't even refuse, right? No, no, no ?”
"I...I...Of course I will!"
Tao Zitao's face was flushed red from anger, covered with a layer of powder that was the same as the skin of Tao Zi, and said sternly, "I'm going to refuse now!"
After finishing speaking, he hung up Song Shi's phone directly.
What he said in this declaration was indeed very imposing, but when he clicked into Shi Chengye's chat box, his fingers couldn't help shaking.
There is still a small red dot marked with "4" on Shi Chengye's profile picture, which means that Shi Chengye just sent him a message.
[Narino]: ...Did I scare you? ——19:45
【Narito】:. ——19:54
[Narino]: Will you still talk to me? ——20:12
[Narino]: ...I'm sorry. ——20:13
Tao Zitao prepared a stomach full of drafts, but when he saw the "I'm sorry", he couldn't say anything.
——As if someone had forced a sour plum into his mouth, it was sour and astringent.
Tao Zitao turned off her phone and turned it on again, hoping that she was hallucinating, but the chat page stayed at that sentence.
He scratched his fluffy hair that had just been washed, and poked the screen of the phone in distress, and accidentally poked out a period.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"
Tao Zitao unceremoniously slapped his right hand hard, with too much force, not only his right hand was red, but even his left hand hurt to death.
——Tao Zitao suddenly wanted to cry. He was obviously only 21 years old, and he was only three years old.
Shi Chengye seemed to be guarding in front of the mobile phone, as soon as he sent the period, Shi Chengye sent another terrible "I'm sorry".
Tao Zitao became even more frantic. He is a typical type of person who prefers softness to toughness, and is also the kind of person who is very coaxing and soft-hearted.
When you see beggars on the side of the street while shopping, you will definitely donate some money to them. If you see a public service advertisement on the Internet, you will definitely donate some money.
—Never care whether it is true or false.
What Tao Zitao can't bear the most is that others show weakness in front of him, but he is actually quite simple and neat when dealing with relationship problems, and he knows that he should not hang others.
Tao Zitao is not bad looking, he is the look of a little milk dog that girls like more now, especially his major, there are few boys in their department, and Tao Zitao, who was originally outstanding in appearance, instantly became a favorite.
——Xiang Bobo·Tao Zitao rejected every time simply and gentlemanly.
But now he doesn't know where to start.
——Is it because the other party is a man?
——What about men?He will definitely treat everyone equally!
After Tao Zitao finished 10 minutes of psychological construction, she finally decided to come up with a way to reject those beautiful girls, and organized a language to write an official short article and send it over.
[Taotao is so cute]: First of all, thank you for your liking.You are a good person, and you are really outstanding, but I have no plans to fall in love for the time being, I hope you will meet someone who is more suitable for you than me soon!
[Taotao is so cute]: I'm sorry!
Tao Zitao, who had finished posting the short article, still felt uneasy, and finally turned off her mobile phone, turned off the blindfold, and turned off the lights, ready to sleep to relieve all worries.
He lay motionless on the bed, as quiet as if he had been acupunctured, and the hour hand of the quartz clock hanging on the wall slid a mark.
Accompanied by a "click—" sound.
Tao Zitao, who was quietly closing his eyes on the bed, jumped up violently, and violently pushed back the steam eye mask on his face, revealing his smooth forehead.
Despair was evident on his face.
--Depend on!Isn't he straight?Why does Shi Chengye's face appear when he closes his eyes!Obviously he has met Shi Chengye once!Why is the memory of every corner of his face so clear! !
-Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
——Not only the facial features, but also the voice of Shi Chengye!
——Why can Shi Chengye's voice of reciting his own name keep playing in his ears?Just because he has a nice voice?
Tao Zitao!Is there something wrong with your mother!is not it!
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