My deskmate always wants to heal me

On the first day of school after the [-]th holiday, Zhou Xun failed to get up in the morning. After He Chu's alarm clock rang next door, Zhou Xun turned over and went back to sleep.

He Chu came over to take a look? After one glance, he left by himself?

In the morning self-study Lao Wang handed out the math papers for the previous month's exam, and then called two people to the office. When looking for Zhou Xun, He Chu said he was not feeling well and would be late, Lao Wang wrinkled Is it? Frowning: "Here it is? Let him go to the office later."

In the past, after each holiday, Mr. Wang would give a long speech first, but today it was so abnormal, and many people from the next class were called to the office. Because there were too many people, there were still a few standing in the corridor.

Zhao Qinghao quietly slipped out, then slipped back after a while, bent over and came to He Chu's side, squatted down and whispered to him: "That exam room where Zhou Xun cheated collectively during the monthly exam, The grade director and a group of teachers are investigating."

"Cheating in groups?" He Chu frowned, "They?" Really? It's because He Chu doesn't like them? This group of people really can't understand how such a group of people cheat together. The penultimate one copied the penultimate one?

And before? They? These people didn't copy each other, but there was never such a violent investigation. After all, they copied and copied and couldn't tell right from wrong, and everyone's level was about the same.

Zhao Qinghao took out his phone and sent a message in the group.

Zhao Qinghao: Xun'er, be careful, your class was banned for cheating.

Zhao Qinghao: Have you copied it? Think about it.

"What do you want to say?" A voice came from behind Zhao Qinghao.

Zhao Qinghao was startled, and when he turned around, he saw Zhou Xun standing behind him with a bag of milk in his mouth.

"I'll go." Zhao Qinghao almost sat down on the ground, staring at him, "Scare your father to death?"

Zhou Xun gave him a white look, threw his schoolbag on the table, and asked the sensible person next to him, "What's wrong?"

He Chu said: "During the monthly exam, you? The people in the exam room were called to the office? They said it was collective cheating?"

Zhao Qinghao asked anxiously, "You didn't copy it, did you?"

Zhou Xun stared: "Can't you look down? Who do you think of? Am I such a worthless person?"

"And." Zhou Xun added, "When I took the exam, I basically used it to sleep. I only wrote half of the papers. I'm copying farts."

"That's fine." Zhao Qinghao breathed a sigh of relief, "Then go to the office to accept the investigation."

"Why?" Zhou Xun sat down on the chair, "I didn't copy it, so I don't want to go."

"Old? Wang asked you to go." Zhao Qinghao had never seen anything like this before, so he reminded him, "Old?

"So many people have gone there, he can't find it out, but I can find it out when I go there?" Zhou Xun sneered, "How can I do this? The earth is gone? I don't want to turn around." ??"

Zhao Qinghao: "..."

You are still awesome, Xunye is awesome, don't you look at this arrogant face that he can pry up an earth with just a fulcrum?

The classroom was still talking at first, but it suddenly became quiet. Zhao Qinghao suddenly turned around, and saw the old man Wang standing at the door. ? Own seat.

"Zhou Xun." Old Wang Wang called out.

"Here, teacher." Zhou Xun raised his hand.

The boy standing next to the old Wang followed the voice, his eyes stayed on Zhou Xun's face for a few seconds, and then he said loudly, "It's him, teacher, it's him."

No? Waiting for other people to react, the boy shouted excitedly: "I just copied it? His, it's him."

"Brother? You are so awesome, why don't you? If you said it earlier, more than 20 people in the exam room got full marks in the math choice and fill-in-the-blank questions. If you said you were so awesome, I wouldn't copy it? I just finished copying it? I also spread it to the outside world, I really have nothing to do."

"You said you were fine and got full marks, didn't you? Did you sleep the whole time? Did you dream of Xueshen in your dreams? Huh?"

The boy may have had too much resentment, so he yelled and was kicked from behind by the old man Wang before it stopped.

The whole class was shocked, and looked at Zhou Xun with incredulous eyes.

At that time, after the mathematics test, everyone complained, complaining that mathematics was too difficult, and that multiple-choice questions wasted most of the time, and many questions were super-syllabus questions.

And the math papers had already been handed out during the self-study. It was terrible. It was unbearable to see that a multiple-choice question scored five points, and most people didn't even get half of it right.

With regard to this perverted math problem, Zhou Xun actually answered all the multiple-choice questions and filled in the blanks correctly?

impossible.

No one believed it.

He Chu lowered his eyes and tapped the table with his fingertips.

he believe.

During this period of time, he was in class with Zhou Xun, and wrote papers together during the National Day holiday. He had read all of Zhou Xun's papers, and as long as Zhou Xun had written them properly, there were basically no major mistakes.

"Zhou Xun, come out for a while." Old Wang waved at him, his tone conscious? Three points gentle.

Zhou Xun glanced at him and said, "I don't?"

"..."

All eyes in the class were focused on Zhou Xun's face, this buddy is so awesome.

Lao Wang was so choked that he was almost speechless.

Zhou Xun raised his eyes lazily: "You guys checked it? After a long time, did I copy it?"

"No." Old Wang Wang subconsciously replied, and after answering, he felt that he had no momentum, so he put on a straight face again.

"Oh." Zhou Xun nodded, "Then what does it have to do with me that I didn't copy it?"

Old Wang: "..."

That boy? Seeing that Zhou Xun is so fresh, he suddenly felt admiration: "Ding Lin, the first grade in the first class of the whole grade, got full marks in the math multiple-choice questions. Now the teachers? I suspect that Ding Lin gave her the exam. The scumbag brother passed the answer, so that we came out of the exam room? There are so many multiple-choice questions with full marks, so the teacher wants you to go to the office to write? A paper to prove, is the answer passed by Ding Lin or you? .”

"Oh." Zhou Xun rolled his eyes, "Why am I so idle?"

Old Wang wanted to say something more, but Zhou Xun interrupted him directly: "Master, if you want to force me again, I will show you a fainting on the spot, do you believe it?"

Old Wang: "..."

Why is this poor kid so hard to deal with?

The old Wang directly asked Zhou Xun to give him away.

It's quite rebellious.

It's been a long time since He Chu saw Zhou Xun dragging like this? Does he look like a jerk? It seems to be back again? When they first met, the young master was lying on the recliner with his legs crossed and looked down upon him. .

The class was as quiet as a chicken, and everyone looked at Zhou Xun differently.

Zhou Xun saw that Lao Wang was gone, and sneered: "Such a simple question still needs such a big fanfare?"

One word from Zhou Xun made the already quiet class even quieter.

Zhou Xun didn't notice anything wrong? That's right, he took the paper from He Chu's hand directly. He Chu took the test?

"The third question is so simple, are you still wrong?" Zhou Xun glanced at He Chu, and asked in doubt, "Are you studying? Okay?" Shouldn't it? Where will it go, and go back to study every night, why not? Look like a scumbag.

He Chu was silent. Looking at Zhou Xun, he felt that he was back for a moment. Last night, the scene where the rabbit and the tortoise went back to bully the tortoise after the competition.

"The third question is beyond the syllabus. We haven't studied it before." The math class representative couldn't see it anymore. Zhou Xun didn't mean that he simply couldn't see He Chu alone? They were all shot indiscriminately.

"How simple, just change these two formulas and it's over." Zhou Xun picked up the pen on the table and scribbled on He Chu's paper? Get up.

"Do you understand?" Zhou Xun asked He Chu. He Chu carefully read the two formulas written by Zhou Xun. Impressed? This is the formula that Lao Wang mentioned once in a lecture, but it was just mentioned in a sentence at the time, saying that the college entrance examination is absolutely not possible. learning content.

"Understood?" He Chu nodded.

"Actually, these few questions of yours are almost wrong? They are all in the same pattern, and you can solve them by reversing the formula." Zhou Xun lowered his head and gave him the process of solving the questions on his paper, listening with his ears pricked up. The group of people couldn't sit down anymore. The math class representative moved, and the surrounding suddenly stood up. A dozen people surrounded him and surrounded Zhou Xun and He Chu's table. .

The last big question, He Chu's second question, couldn't be solved, so Zhou Xun explained it to him while writing it.

The people around slowly revealed a look of sudden realization as they listened.

"Slow down, I didn't understand the last step." Qiao Xue couldn't keep up, so she couldn't help but make a noise.

When Zhou Xun looked up and saw so many people, the first reaction in his mind was that there are so many people for such a simple question? Yes?

Fuck, is this school going to end?

Zhou Xun had some sympathy for this, so he was patient with so many people for the first time, and told them the last big question.

After the lecture, there was a moment of silence in the classroom, and someone quietly said: "Awesome."

Then came the rainbow fart attack all over the sky.

"Zhou Xun, so you study so well."

"You are so good, you can even do this question."

"Can I have questions in the future? Can I ask you for advice?"

"Zhou Xun..."

"Zhou Xun..."

……

"It's not over? Isn't it? Yes?" Zhao Qinghao couldn't watch it anymore. "Go back to your seat after listening to it. Later, we? Xun'er? You? Perform a public faint."

"Your uncle." Zhou Xun scolded?

When everyone had dispersed, Zhou Xun went to He Chu's side and whispered, "Do you want to study medicine in college?"

"Hmm." He Chu nodded? Nodded.

"The scores in the medical school are all very high." Zhou Xun was very worried, "I don't think your grades are good? What's the matter, or? I'll give it? You can make up the get out of class."

He Chu looked at Zhou Xun and asked after a long while, "The ones you know now were all taught by your former school teacher?" Except for some special places, the college entrance examinations have been used in various places these years. Basically, they are all national exams, so everyone doesn't know how well they study? The difference is so big.

Zhou Xun shook his head, leaned back on the back of the chair, and yawned: "Don't you? Don't you? You know me? How do you go to school? My brother takes the textbook? Come back and give it to me? I'll read it, and then look for it. Give me the paper? I'll write it. I'll give it to you after a while. I'll find a tutor to give it to me at home. I'm in class, but that brat said that it's very difficult to get into college, so let me study hard, no? By that time everyone else will be in college ?, and I'm just illiterate."

"Do you really want to go to university?" He always thought that Zhou Xun had no desires or desires, didn't he go to school? Be active, eat No.1.

"No, why go to college? Is it useful?" Zhou Xun rubbed his stiff neck, "The main reason is that my cheap brother is too worried. He assigns homework to me every day when he goes to school, and waits for him I come back to check after school, I just want to coax the children."

"Of course, I am such an excellent person, I will never? Let myself become illiterate." Not only? Not? Will become illiterate, but also be better than everyone else, this is the last stubbornness of a sick man.

"..." He Chu was quite helpless, this younger brother was going against the heavens, and he was a deadly blow in grasping Zhou Xun's inner characteristics.

He Chu is now sure that either Zhou Xun's brother gave him some private work in his textbooks, or the things he hired from a tutor are beyond the normal range.

However, no matter what the reason is, the biggest reason is that Zhou Xun is smart enough.

Thinking of this, He Chu couldn't help but tickle the corner of his mouth.

For such a simple fool, his brother and those tutors might feel sorry for him even if he cheated a bit.

"Then which school do you want to go to in the future?" He Chu asked him.

"Which school?" Zhou Xun clicked his tongue, "I don't have any idea. Tsinghua University, Peking University and Fudan University sound tacky and boring. I read it later, and I think the University of National Defense Science and Technology is not bad, but I don't know. After thinking about it, I probably went there to give away the head, or forget it, after all, that place should not allow the anti-wolf supplies that Sheng Hang gave me to bring in, people who lost their country, Later, I found out that Shandong Lanxiang Technical School was very cool, so I kind of wanted to go."

"..." He Chu rubbed his fingertips, resisting the urge to strangle him, and continued to ask calmly, "What about now?"

"Now." Zhou Xun narrowed his eyes, "I'll make up for you, let you go to the school you want to go to, and then I will find a school next to your school and rent a house outside, and you will leave school Come back? Let me cook and eat."

Thinking of this, Zhou Xun's eyes lit up. "Are you much more interesting than Lan Xiang?"

Funnier than Lan Xiang.

Don't He Chu? Do you know? I should thank Zhou Xun for his compliment.

Zhou Xun was still immersed in his own thoughts: "But when I thought of you, after you studied medicine, you would dissect a corpse during the day, touch the heart, liver, spleen, lungs and kidneys, and then go back to give it to you with the hands that have touched the large intestine nine times. I cook and I feel like..."

Zhou Xun felt sick to himself, his stomach was churning, and he couldn't help retching for a while, then ran out of the classroom to the bathroom next to him and vomited up his breakfast.

"..." He Chu was startled?

He Chu followed Zhou Xun with a bottle of water, and patted him on the back with his hands. It was the first time he saw someone who made himself sick. What kind of awesome skills are these.

Zhou Xun spit out tears, his eyes were red, and he looked quite pitiful.

He Chu helplessly handed the unscrewed bottle of water to him and asked him to rinse his mouth.

Zhou Xun didn't answer, and his eyes fell on He Chu's well-articulated hands. He had used these hands to study before, and praised them for their beauty. Now he thinks about what these hands will do one day...

"Ouch..." Zhou Xun turned his head and continued to vomit.

He Chu looked down at his hands, and said in a gloomy tone, "Zhou Xun, sooner or later we will have to fight."

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