Am I a scumbag?

In the emperor's bedroom, the door is closed in the distance.

What the hell is going on inside!Your Majesty, what happened to him!

When Eunuch Fuling came, Yunfei Yinger both burst into tears as if seeing a savior: "Eunuch Fuling... woo, it's too scary!"

"Grandfather Fuling, you are a popular person beside King Lan, why don't you go and persuade King Lan?"

Fuling squinted his eyes but didn't panic at all.

Instead, he sat down and drank tea leisurely. Sitting under the plum blossom window in a red dress is also a beautiful sight.

but!

"Eunuch Fuling, father-in-law, you can't just ignore death..."

"Woo, father-in-law, save His Majesty's life?"

Fu Ling: "What's the noise?"

"Master Lan is used to a lot of thunder and little rain, so don't worry."

"Even if the master kills himself, he can't kill your Majesty."

Before the words fell, the emperor's roar came faintly from the bedroom.

Listen carefully, "One day husband|wife hundred days|en"? (Please contact me for context)

Fu Ling: "Look."

She raised her eyebrows and continued to drink tea.

After a while, it seemed that, vaguely, there was another ambiguous sound (maybe the breathing was wrong) from the dormitory!

Cherry: "???"

Yunfei: "???"

This time, even Eunuch Fuling took a sip of his tea.

Soon, the voice (it’s okay to be locked 6 times) intensified, with a little dumb (Buddha.) hoarse: "Ah (I can’t wait to write in Martian language) ah ah" "No|It’s okay, it’s really not|It’s okay "I really can't, I really can't."

Three people outside: "..."

Yunfei covered Yinger's ears: "Your girl, you can't listen to this!" (I can listen! You can listen to the context! It's clearer than clear water!!)

……

An hour passed, and the door of the bedroom finally opened wide.

King Lan walked out holding the emperor in his arms.

The appearance of the emperor can no longer be seen!Clothes are disheveled, handsome cheeks are blushing, teeth are gritted and panting (neck is not exposed!!!) rough | the forehead is completely drenched with sweat.

On the other hand, King Lan was in good shape, dressed in a luxurious black robe, his waist straightened, and his handsome face was cold and smug.

This!

King Lan... is worthy of being the Great General Zhenyuan who fought in the South and the North.How could he turn the emperor into such a puddle of mud, but he was still intact and huggable?

Lan Wang Youyou: "Serve the emperor to take a bath."

The bathroom is dense and foggy.

King Lan personally waited for the emperor to take a bath.

Yunfei and Ying'er waited outside and handed all kinds of loofah cloth towels, and they finally heard the truth!

Emperor: "It hurts, it hurts—" Sour!No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! "

"I can't lift my thigh, I can't lift it, Ai Qing, please!"

Lan Wang: "Don't make noise, I'll give you a press."

Emperor: "Don't press, don't press! Aiqing, ah~~~~"

King Lan: "Be patient, and you won't be sore tomorrow."

"..."

"..."

"Azhao."

"Ok?"

"Do you dare next time?"

"Dare, dare, dare... ah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! But I promise Aiqing one thing, Aiqing also promises me one thing, I want Aiqing to promise not to use so much energy next time Do you dare to agree to Aiqing?!"

Both Yunfei and Yinger were silent.

Father and mother who are thousands of miles away.You know, it is not easy for a child to work in the Great Xia Palace.

I heard that the relatives in my hometown still think that the baby is doing well in the capital, and that he is a celebrity around the emperor.

But if I tell you the truth, will you believe it?

Don't mention you guys, the boy poked his eyes and didn't want to believe it at the scene.

In the bathroom, the emperor's wailing came out again: "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!

Before entering the palace, who would have thought that the story about the emperor serving the regent with sex all day could be true? !

The folks outside all said that the emperor must eat with white noodle buns every day and use a golden hoe to work in the fields.Even if they had ten heads, they wouldn't be able to guess that the emperor was so involuntary!

How long will it be good for those who deal with people in Israel?

well.It's not easy.

……

Yan Yuliang leaned against the bathtub half-dead, regretting it.

Yan Zhao, you have to remember today's lesson!

Sure enough, in life, you can't just do everything casually!

If you can do it all over again.

If it can be done again, the emperor will at least hide the food in that hidden compartment in a more secure place.

Or, don't yell at that loud "husband and wife in one day, one hundred days of grace".

No matter how bad it is, it would be nice to be less eloquent when being punished to stand?

He did none of the above.

Very serious consequences.

In just an hour, Lan Wang personally taught him the "Great Xia Wutong Army Rehabilitation Technique", without stopping for a moment.

The rehabilitation technique is specially used for wounded soldiers on the battlefield after they recover from their injuries and can get out of bed.If you can practice this technique diligently every day, it will help your body to recover sooner.

So ever.

King Lan, who was born as a general of Zhenyuan and fought in the South and North, forced the emperor to squat with glazed tiles, put the emperor on the bed, lift his legs, twist his waist, stretch his arms and legs, and practiced for an hour!

Yan Yuliang was exhausted from a set of movements, at first he was only out of breath and didn't have much energy to think about it.

After washing, King Lan carried him back to the bedroom, and finally saw the loving eyes of the little maids and attendants!

Yan Yuliang: "..."

Yan Yuliang: "..."

Wait a moment.

What the hell did I scream in the bathroom just now?

In the eyes of the servants, is it that the king of a country is exhausted from rolling bricks and training like a dog, or is the king of a country being fucked miserably by Yi Se serving King Lan? ? ?

Don't panic!Maybe it can be remedied.

Yan Yuliang: "Qingqing, let me down."

King Lan: "No."

Yan Yuliang: "..."

King Lan: "Does your waist still hurt? Let's continue tomorrow."

The little maid silently bowed her head and followed, almost crying in sympathy.

Emperor Jinyu's review was murdered! ! ! !

Going back to the dragon bed and lying on his stomach, Yan Yuliang thought that even for the sake of the reputation of his ancestors, he would have to clarify.

The little maid Wen Ying came over, and the emperor grabbed her arm.

"I, never..."

Don't go out and talk nonsense with your little sisters, when the whole palace women's family will be stuffed with Lan Wang's sauce, won't I really become the dog emperor in the storybook?

Wen Ying interrupted him with tears in his eyes: "Your Majesty, please rub this lip balm, your majesty's mouth is swollen from kissing."

Yan Yuliang had a brain attack on the spot.

I!This is not "being" kissed, it is my initiative to beautify the beauty!

By the way, what kind of sympathetic look do you have that confirms that I have been taken advantage of by others?

Also, why is Lan Wang's thin lips not swollen? ? ?

……

The emperor's reputation is gone with the wind.

King Lan seemed to be in a good mood.

Even when he was leisurely approving a memorial on the tea couch, his complexion looked much better than usual.

He didn't even throw the nonsense memorial to the ground with a cold face, and even showed a slight sarcasm.

Yan Yuliang dawdled for a while, then got out of bed.

I lost face.Can't lose any more.

Yan Yuliang sat down on the opposite side of the tea table, and after changing a few positions, he managed to find a sitting position where his thighs didn't hurt.Gritting his teeth, he took a memorial and confronted King Lan to criticize it.

King Lan: "Does it hurt anymore?"

Yan Yuliang: "My body is disabled and my mind is strong!"

In the grand scene of the Chuwei Palace, the regent and the puppet emperor faced each other to criticize the memorial.

After finishing the approval at dusk, Yan Yu said coolly: "Hey, I have approved a lot more than Ai Qing!"

King Lan didn't say a word, he just took out two glazed tiles sandwiched between Yan Yuliang's pile of folders.

Lan Wang looked at him: "Interesting?"

"Qingqing said that I am boring, but she still laughed."

Lan Wang's face darkened, he ignored him, and tugged at the sleeve that was being grabbed.

But how can the dog emperor be so easy to dismiss?His fingers climbed up one by one, and his fingertips were numb.

"Qingqing, I was indeed wrong before."

"I shouldn't be so dishonest, it's my fault."

"Hey, since it's wrong, I'll bring it up to Qingqing again. Qingqing, why don't you show me the "Life Notes"? I'll just take a look and return it to Zhao after reading it."

"Qingqing..."

"I didn't intend to embarrass you, but Qingqing also thinks for me."

"I don't remember anything, and I'm deeply disturbed."

"Ever since I woke up, I've been in panic all day long, not knowing how to deal with myself."

King Lan: "..."

Lan Wang: "Yan Zhao, you act again."

Yan Yuliang is deeply admired! ! !

This person really deserves to be the man who can give me to Emperor Jinwuzang.It's as if he has touched a few of the roundworms in my stomach!

But he tried his best to stabilize his expression and continued to be sincere: "I didn't act."

Lan Wang didn't speak, but looked at him with a pair of shallow eyes.

Emperor: "Qingqing, I really didn't lie this time."

"Qingqing don't get angry, okay? Smile, actually Qingqing looks pretty when she smiles, don't always be so serious."

"Qingqing..."

"Qingqing always said that I only remember other people, not you. In fact,

I still remember some things about Qingqing. "

"For example, Qingqing likes Tang Hezi's paintings, sweet and sticky pastries, and..."

The dormitory was quiet.

Although King Lan's face was icy cold, he was listening seriously, and the light in his eyes moved slightly.

"..." Yan Yu became more energetic after a while.

Although he originally wanted to please Lan Wang, he wanted to say something pleasant to Lan Wang.But now it's different!

The floating light in Lan Wang's eyes is really beautiful and fascinating.

It made the emperor think of nothing else for a while, but just wanted to say something, Bo Lan Wang smiled.

"Qingqing, I still remember..."

Joy begets sorrow.

Yan Yuliang was thinking desperately, and suddenly received a severe and piercing headache.

"Ugh-"

With a muffled snort, his eyes were on fire, and he fell into King Lan's arms.

King Lan: "Azhao!"

"Azhao, what's wrong with you? Azhao!"

"That's enough, Ah Zhao! Stop thinking about it, Ah Zhao, Ah Zhao!"

King Lan hugged him tightly in his arms, shouting to pass on to the imperial physician.

Yan Yuliang was so angry that he was in pain, inexplicably recalling the words of Wenying and Yunfei when he was lying on the tea bed one day before.

Those two were timid and cautious, usually they couldn't get anything out of them, but that day they let him succeed.

"Hey, let me ask you, as the king of a country, how many other concubines and heirs do you have besides King Yu Lan?"

The two were terrified: "No, no, no, absolutely nothing, His Majesty has only King Lan by his side from the beginning to the end! There has never been anyone else, and King Lan is the same!"

There was no other.

You know, he is 28 after all.

As an emperor but never accepted a concubine, for whom?

Then since he and King Lan only have each other...

Don't they love each other very much, and why so.

Yan Yuliang was in pain and dizzy, unable to think about it.The whole person is like a flat boat in the wind and waves.

The imperial doctor came and was busy.

During this time, King Lan kept holding him tightly.Coax him, comfort him, kiss his forehead.

……

It was so easy, the pain faded away.

King Lan: "Fuling, go and cook a bowl of ginseng soup."

"Wait a minute. Ah Zhao doesn't like bitterness, so remember to take more caramel."

In the faint fragrance, Yan Yuliang finally stopped the pain, but instead was lazy and didn't want to think about those messes anymore.

With a bowl of ginseng soup, King Lan was afraid that he would be tortured.

What more does he want.

Although Yan Yuliang doesn't remember his past, he still remembers a lot of history books he has read.

The king of a country is above ten thousand people.

When ordinary people think about it, it is certain that the beauties in the harem will not worry about money, and that is the happiness of being a master.

But really not necessarily.

The common people suffer from the common people, and the emperor's family suffers from the emperor's family.

If a prince wants to sit in that one-of-a-kind position, how cautious and cautious he must be, and how many swords, lights, swords, and swords and shadows, to achieve it.

The saddest thing is that sitting on the throne of God is not the end of the story.

Restricted by hundreds of officials, ruled by powerful ministers, involuntary, angry, helpless, unable to trust anyone, killing brothers, wives, sons and lovers abound.

The reason why the small story book is a small story book that everyone loves to read is because the emperor is happy to be taken care of by others, and it must not be regarded as a bad ending.

"Azhao."

"Azhao, is it still hurting?"

King Lan called out, and Yan Yuliang came back to his senses.

He shook his head.Lan Wang said nothing, but hugged him tightly.

half an hour. "……show you."

"Life note, history books, I will show you whatever Ah Zhao wants to read. Don't force yourself, the imperial doctor said you should not overthink."

"..."

"Azhao, it's my fault." Lan Wang's voice was slightly hoarse.

"Ah Zhao doesn't remember anything, but I don't care about your mood and press on every step of the way."

"It's my fault, I'll show you all."

"..."

Yan Yuliang was silent.

He just said that he wanted to just lay the salted fish on his back and let King Lan raise him for the rest of his life, but this, he never expected, it will take a turn for the worse!

Actually, it's done?

If you don't show them when you break through the iron shoes, it doesn't take much effort to get it? ? ?