Am I a scumbag?

Teacher Li was "grounded" for three months, and he has long been idle.

This time? "Smashing and looting" finally satisfied the itching of the hands, and felt very refreshed.

Of course, they made a fuss, and the wealthy family suffered from being smashed up? Naturally, they have to cry and sue the officials.The emperor's feet smashed people's doors in broad daylight. Even if everyone knows that he is wilder than a donkey? It's too embarrassing for the little general Shilu? Go on.

Public security in the capital is currently mainly managed by the black guards.

Commander Su was very vigorous and led the horse, and was very diligent. Every time the teacher and law finished making trouble, he would "come in time?".

The operations after entering each household are similar.

First, to appease the emotions of the wealthy businessman who was smashed, and to publicize "Is the emperor's grace mighty? Do you want it? I'm afraid I will help you get it back. Justice", and then order people to pretend to help record the damaged property and tidy it up roughly.

Before leaving, the most unforgettable thing is to send his younger brother Zhuo Ziang to make a few indirect remarks.

"No? No, no? Can? Blame others? Yes? After all, you are the one who drove up the price of food for all to see. Look at the people outside. There is a lot of discussion? The country is in crisis, but you have to do it? It's not righteous. Cai, how can it? Guess the little general Li is angry?"

"Think about it, the little general has been fighting in front of the battlefield all day long to protect? Who is it? The imperial court collects military rations and you come here? Now, ask yourself the truth?"

Which merchants are not? Experienced in many battles? Old Jianghu, most of them understood on the spot, and immediately shouted to admit their mistakes and show their loyalty, and begged Commander Su to make sure? In front of King Lan and the emperor, they? If you dare, you must obediently donate food.

Su Xu: "No? You must donate. The imperial court is very reasonable and will buy them all at a fair price."

Merchant thank you very much.

Occasionally there are one or two scumbags, are you convinced? Zhuo Ziang has already written them down in a small notebook.

hehe.It takes money or not death.

Looking back? Look at the emperor to treat you well, and use you to fill the treasury!

Their informative notebooks are still in use today, but the usage is very different now.I flipped through it myself, what was recorded in the first half of the book? What was recorded in the second half of the book?... Sigh.None of them are written by the same person in the same dynasty.

The young master of the vinegar shop was also very helpless.Think about him carefully? He joined Wuyiwei back then? His original intention was to be the king of Lan? He was the founding hero!How did he become a dog emperor so quickly? A tool man? ? ?

Come to think of it, they seem to be getting a promotion and salary increase next month.

In name, Wu Yiwei belongs to King Lan? It is a private army, but recently it is the court officials. How do they organize them? How do they organize the court officials? How do they promote him? .

This life, alas, Zhuo Ziang was excited and complicated.

……

The teacher and the law were proud all the way, and after finishing the work in the city, they went out of the city.

They have found out that the granary of the cunning bearded businessman Poirot is not far outside the city.How dare you sell fake seeds to me? Brother Emperor, you should teach him a lesson!

It's just that he never thought that after leading people to ride horses there, he would find that the huge granaries were all smoking, and the bearded businessman Poirot was sitting on the ground crying loudly.

Behind him, Su Xu and his group of Wuyiwei also pretended to follow.

Poirot rushed over with snot and tears and complained: "My lord! They bullied Wo and set fire to Wo's granary! Wo's family and life are all in it, and now they have lost all their money, won't Wo live? Woohoo!"

Shi Li and the elites he led were shocked.They have always been the ones who cheated others. For the first time in their lives, someone dared to cheat them?

Lawyer: "Don't listen to his nonsense, he lit the fire himself!"

Poirot: "My lord, he? Not at all? To be fair, I'm a businessman who hoarded it all the way? The grain and grass are intended to be sold? How could I have the heart to set myself on fire? I'll spend all my money What the hell? Daxia doesn’t even have the travel expenses to go back? It’s so miserable..."

Su Xu raised his eyebrows, and glanced at Shi Lv: "Young General Shi knew that the treasury was short of food, did you do this well? Come with us to meet King Lan. You understand? Isn't the capital peaceful? King Lan is also very angry."

Lawyer: "Really? It's me!!!"

"No? Yes, Su Xu, why don't you have a brain, we have known each other for so many years, even if you saw me burn down whose house for so many years in the northern Xinjiang?"

"Let go of me! I'm angry! Just because you want to catch me too? Okay, if you have the ability, you can tie me back? Go! Let's fight!"

……

Half an hour later, Chu Wei Palace.

When the teacher came over, Su Xu proudly patted the ashes on her body.

The little general Shi is really powerful, and his martial arts can definitely be ranked first in Daxia, but it is a pity that he is the commander of the black-clothed guard.

Isn't Su Xu's hulking waist and sinews just for display, if he is talking about fighting alone, he only admits that his young master can beat them every time.

Shi Lv's eyes turned red with anger, and his mouth was gagged: "Woooooooooooooooo!"

Those who were brought here with you, and Poirot who was groaning and crying all the way, "If you lose money, you don't want to live anymore".

He? As a "victim", he secretly raised the corners of his mouth under his beard while shedding tears.

Didn't it? I thought I was so lucky, I lit the fire and met Da Xiazi directly.Anyway, he is a victim and a foreign businessman who has always been protected by Daxia. Besides, he has always been able to speak well. Easy to do.

He was full of calculations in his heart, until he... woo woo woo? Tears were hazy, and he raised his face to see the face of the emperor.

Poirot: "..." I was a little confused.

Why does this emperor look familiar for some reason? ? ?How long? It looks a bit like...

The one who bought fake seeds with him a few days ago? He was taken advantage of by the rich?

The emperor smiled: "Feng Aiqing, how many days? See you, I miss you very much."

Poirot cracked.

They sold fake seeds to you that day, so the two of them drank tea and chatted with each other.Poirot asked them to help to come up with a name for Daxia, and the one who came up with it was called "Fengzili".

That's why he called him "Feng Aiqing".

Poirot: "..." It's over.

He? What did he say to this bully that day?Is it true that you once lied to them jokingly, saying that all their grain was sold to the imperial court? ?Is it? Is it? I got carried away and revealed that I have hidden a few heavy warehouses in the north and the south. How about I wait until the real fight? Then sell those grains to the court at a high price? ? ?

Ah ah ah ah ah.

Yan Yuliang: "Feng Aiqing sold those "fine varieties" of corn to me. Later, Hu Qing, a new farmer in charge of the Ministry of Industry, told me that the so-called "fine varieties" are actually mixed. ah."

"This is a crime of deceiving the emperor in Daxia. Do you want to beheaded?"

Poirot was stiff, his face pale and tinged with red.

"Hu Qing also told me that besides the 'corn' in Feng Aiqing's old family Kanyu country, there is also a kind of food called white potato. It needs to be buried half a meter underground for fresh storage. It is buried so deep , so it’s true that the above warehouses are all burned down? It won’t affect it.”

"Aiqing, tell me, if I send someone to dig right away, how much can I dig out?"

Poirot's face was red and black.

"In Daxia, no? But deceiving the emperor is a capital offense, and you can be imprisoned for life for framing officials at will and arson? Felony. Ah no? However, did Shi Caizhen listen to Feng Aiqing yourself? Are you anyway? Want to live?"

Isn't Poirot's face already dark? It's green, blue, or blue.

"If you really don't want to live, according to the laws of Daxia, if a foreign businessman dies in Daxia, all his property will belong to the Daxia treasury..."

Poirot exploded.Hurry up and kneel down with trembling and searching? Begging for mercy, I silently remembered many old things for a while.

When his good friend Yuwen Changfeng was drinking with him at Kanyu Guohai Sea, he once told him a little story called "Everyone Loves the Second Prince".The teenage second prince in the storybook is smart, friendly, sinister, and catches people off guard.

Poirot was fascinated by hearing this: "Wow, hahaha, no? Is there really someone who is so good at calculating? Man, you have to be careful when you go to Daxia after that brood."

Yuwen Changfeng: "Yes? Yuduo Gongli. You just need to avoid it."

Why not? Be advised!Poirot pinched his thigh.He? Why did he forget about it when he was stunned? ? ? ?

And the only thing that Shilu, who was left alone and tied up all the time, did after entering the palace was trying to spit out the gag.

"Brother Emperor, Brother Emperor!" Finally able to speak, he was choked to death.

Yan Yuliang: "Wait a while, you are next."

Lawyer: "????"

"Emperor brother?"

Teacher Li can't believe it.Originally, Su Xu dared to tie him up. He was already aggrieved, but the emperor's attitude made them even more aggrieved—their elder brother, Shi Yun, used to be the emperor's teacher, so the emperor always loved Wuji very much. his?.

In the past, every time we met, I would hold their hand and ask for warmth. When did you let him wait?How is it possible? Seeing him? Being tied up like this? Still indifferent? ? ?

He was in a hurry: "Emperor brother, you used to be like this? You used to spoil me very much?! Zhuang Qingqu, is it? It's you? Is it? Did you speak ill of me to the emperor's brother? The emperor's brother, he ?You imprisoned me for three months while you recuperated, you want? Make the decision for me!"

As a result, the emperor's brother still ignored them.

On the other hand, Zhuang Qing looked back slightly and said, "Did you see? Ah Zhao, did you see? Did he? He was spoiled by you before? How spoiled are you?"

The tone is two points ridicule, three points sour and resentful.Zhuang Qingqu still has a face of resentment!

What's even worse is that the emperor not only didn't turn back, but also showed connivance and distress on his face.Shi Li was stunned on the spot, he? Looking at Zhuang Qingqu's eyes secretly poking? Complacent——

Absolutely.

Remember when the two of them chased and fought the king's tent in Beimo, didn't they all the way? Do you know how many treasures they picked up and no prisoners? Seeing Zhuang Qingqu so happy.This kind of pretentious man with a cold face all day long, never thought of showing his true colors today, seeing him "falling out of favor" and gloating about his misfortune? God!

Why didn't he find out that Zhuang Qingqu was this kind of person before?

……

Ying'er and Yunfei had been serving in Chuwei Palace for the past few months, so they thought they had seen all kinds of magical scenes.

But they still underestimated the Emperor and King Lan.

Today, there was another strange scene in Chuwei Palace.

The emperor chatted with the cunning foreign bearded businessman from poetry to philosophy of life in the bedroom.Outside the bedroom, King Lan and General Lu took off their coats and fought in the courtyard.

Zhuang Qingqu: "Should I take it? Take it?"

Lawyer: "No? Convince!"

Zhuang Qingqu: "No? Come back after serving?! How about this?"

Teacher Li: "It hurts, don't take it! Don't take it!"

Zhuang Qingqu: "Again?!"

Lawyer: "Wow, wow, Zhuang Qingqu, you sneak attack me, don't you? Talk about martial arts! How dare you bully me like this, if it's my elder brother, you're still here..."

Yunfei Yinger: What kind of ducks are these?

The first-hand historical facts are also too exciting, and the historian Xiao Zhou worked hard to write.

Yan Yuliang is naturally not? Possibly? Really? Killed foreign businessmen.Although if they directly hand over their warehouses, they will get a lot of grain and grass, and they can also get better varieties of corn and sweet potatoes, but this is tantamount to killing the chicken and picking the eggs.

If it is spread out, will other businessmen in the world dare to come?He? He got corn and white potatoes this time. Will he still want to plant them in other countries in Daxia? What kind of golden millet, silver millet, yellow potato and green potato? Will there be a bumper harvest? No need to worry about the food problem.

"Come from afar? Since you are a guest, I will give? Aiqing another chance."

"Aiqing must be able to hoard so many food items in Daxia. She must be very capable. It just so happens that Daxia still has no foreign imperial merchants. It depends on whether Feng Aiqing has the heart."

Poirot nodded hastily.

Once it falls into the hands of others, it will be calculated to the bottom of the sky, and it will not work if it is not subdued.Furthermore, businessmen value profits.Originally? He? He came all the way from his hometown? Da Xia was here just to make money, but now the emperor is willing to look up to him? Take a look at him? How can he? No? Seize the opportunity?

The big summer is full of gold, they can see it these days.All kinds of pavilions, terraces, pavilions, glazed tiles, green willows, flowers, exquisite dishes, porcelain embroidery and silk satins... are even more prosperous than Kanyu Kingdom, and the prosperity is overwhelming.

He? Of course he also wants to do a good job here, after all, the business opportunities are endless!What's more, there is an escort from the imperial court.

The next day, the bearded businessman was put to good use.

He was sent to the Ministry of Industry to talk with Hu Qing about the breeding of corn and sweet potatoes. After the chat, he was immediately picked up by the Ministry of Household Affairs. Under the supervision, he was responsible for establishing the International Chamber of Commerce, registering and contacting all foreign businessmen.

If you want to take it, you must first give it.Both sides are well versed in their ways.

Poirot could only live in pain and happiness every day, pointing to the future to make a lot of money.

Shilu was cleaned up by Zhuang Qingqu and then taken to the Green Willow Camp. Lan Wang also made the best use of his resources and asked them to help train soldiers to see if they could? Can they also train them? A group of elite Come?.

A few days later, news came from the Ministry of Industry that the seeds given to me by the bearded man were indeed excellent, and Hu Qing already planned to go to various places to breed.

The International Chamber of Commerce is also preparing very quickly. The bearded man knows a lot of businessmen who are proficient in various languages ​​and has helped a lot.

Zhuang Qingqu took the directory of the chamber of commerce: "This person is very useful, Ah Zhao really knows people, but..."

It's just that the name "Feng Zili" doesn't bother him so far.

What's wrong with the real dragon emperor naming this person? Well, why not? Give the surname "Feng".Of course, Zhuang Qingqu also knew that the sourness this time was really unreasonable.

The other party is nothing more than a long-haired monkey-like uncle with a beard, what do they still care about? !

But why didn't Azhao give him a word like this when he gave him the word?

Fu Ling: "Cough, Master Lan drinks tea. I've been very dry recently, eat less sour? plum tea, and drink more sweet? licorice tea."

Yan Yuliang: "Ah Lan Lan, no? Yes. He? Didn't this name? I chose it? It was Xiao Zhou who chose it."

Historian Zhou Yi'an nodded obediently: "In Xiaguan's hometown, 'Poirot' is also called 'Fengli'. It is a fruit that can be eaten, so it is named Fengzili."

Yan Yuliang rubbed Lan Wang's fingers: "Hahaha, so Lan Lan can't be angry now?"

Zhuang Qingqu looked at him coldly: "Who is angry?"

The emperor hurriedly talked about him: "After the Great Xia, the kingdoms of all kingdoms will come to court, Xiao Zhou, you Fengli? I want to grow a kind of fruit!"

At the same time, on the distant sea, the arrogant fox Xun Chang knelt down for the first time in his life.

He? Seasick.Very dizzy.

"Vovo, vomit, vomit!" Xun Chang was so pale from vomiting, he grabbed Yuwen Changfeng with difficulty, "Why don't you vomit at all?"

Yuwen Changfeng was very calm: "If you vomit too much, you won't vomit. My friend Poirot in Kanyu country had a big sailboat, and I often went out to sea with him to hunt whales."

"The wind and waves on the sea over there are stronger than here, and I'm about to spit out my brain? Then? I stopped? Spit."

"Speaking of which, my friend Poirot is usually very unkempt, but after shaving off his beard, he actually looks very energetic. The princess of Kanyu Kingdom once said that he is a rare beauty. man……"

……

end of may.Ke Dun sent it? Secretly reported that something big happened in Beimo.

Rama Khan, who was supposed to be young and promising, was assassinated by someone because he never agreed to the plan to attack Daxia.

Once again, there was a massacre, and another turmoil in the grasslands.

All the ministries of the grassland would rather kill the King of Beimo and they all decided to go south. Yan Yuliang knew that the flames of war were getting closer.

During the preparations for the Great Summer, there was still no delay in the spring imperial examination.

In the directory, Yan Yuliang saw an acquaintance.Sikong Xing, the old number one scholar of their first year in Daxia, was admitted to the Hanlin Academy again.

Also? Write articles to appease the people in Beijing.It is said that there is no need to worry about booing, no need to be panicked, just live as usual, and leave the war to the imperial court.Since Jinyu four years ago, my Daxia has been invincible and has never failed. Today's Daxia is no longer the one that ceded Yanyun 100 years ago.

Yan Yuliang: "Is this person still? He can speak..."

Then give them a chance to start over and see what they do in the future.

Similarly, during preparations for war, there was no delay in various fortifications.

Hu Lu has already built a canal in the upper reaches of the Luoshui River.And his senior brother is working hard to research and supervise the production of new weapons in the Ministry of Industry.

Their other senior brother, Hu Lu, is farming in Yanhai City, south of Huadu. He is the "newcomer from the Ministry of Industry, the farmer Wailang", not only Hu Lu's senior brother, but also him. Brother.

On the first day of farming, there was an old grandmother who had been watching the property.

"I heard that this white potato is very sweet. Is it true?"

"Is it true? Can it be planted?"

"The old lady is ninety years old, I hope I can taste it in this life."

According to Poirot, there were two seasons of white potatoes.Spring potatoes are sown in January and February, and harvested in May and June; autumn potatoes are sown in July, and harvested from the end of September to the beginning of October.And Hu Lu deliberately reclaimed the farmland in a colder area of ​​Yanhai City, just to see if he can? Can? Can? Pretend to be spring potatoes and harvest a batch.

If it can be harvested, the military rations will be on top.If it doesn't work, I'll try again in a suitable place in July.

Anyway, there are many seeds, so I always try my best everywhere.

"Grandma, I will work hard, and it may be planted in a month or two. Just wait, and I will give you a big basket when the time comes!"

Outside Gyeonggi City, the Green Willow Army is ready to go.

General Xia Houlie's Wutong Army has already marched to the frontier. Once the enemy soldiers from the northern border go south, King Lan will also go.

Yan Yuliang is naturally reluctant.

King Lan's health is not good. When no one is looking at him, especially if he doesn't know how to take care of himself or is obedient, his hands and feet are cold all day long.Why don't you say it? It will happen every month.

Although you can bring medicine with you when you go to northern Xinjiang, Yan Yuliang is not at ease.

How to fight with that body?What to do if you are injured!What should I do if I vomit blood again?

But Chuyue has Luoyun's support behind him, so it's bound to come? Menacing.The land of Daxia is not too small, but it can be lost, and King Lan is not likely to leave.

Yan Yuliang thought hard for several days.

Finally, I suddenly remembered that Xun Chang mentioned that they still have a fourth brother who is the only remaining one!

Yan Luoying, the emperor's younger brother who lives in Luojing City, is already twenty years old.Yan Yuliang asked around, and the character and ability of this person were evaluated very well.

Yan Yuliang immediately wrote an edict announcing him to enter Beijing.

"Let Xiaoying come? Jian Guo just called him? Experience experience. In this way, I can go to northern Xinjiang with you, Lan Lan."

Lan Wang: "No? Yes, you are not allowed to go."

"I don't care, I want to follow along. Although I don't know how to fight, at least I can give Lan Lan you a supportive scene to boost morale, isn't it? It's completely useless."

"It's freezing cold over there in Beimo. Qingqing, don't you have cold hands and feet and a cold stomach? Well, it's always cold in the bed all day long. You can take me with you and treat me like a humanoid heater!"

"no."

"Azhao, you stay in the capital obediently, do well, and wait for me to come back."

Lan Wang Qingqian looked at him fixedly, and said word by word, "Azhao, in my life, I will never? Maybe? I agree with you to set foot in the border again, absolutely."

Only then did Yan Yuliang remember that they almost died at the border.

And Zhuang Qingqu almost lost him once in his life? Really? I've been afraid ever since.They will never be allowed to take any risk again.