All-round learning machine

Blank bombs have no lethality, and are widely used in film and television dramas and military exercises.Because the target was originally a simple wooden target, in order to prevent thousands of students from destroying the wooden target with blank bombs, everyone's target was placed on the line of the limit range.A little mark is enough.

Therefore, the instructor standing at the target received a little bit of baptism.Not hurt at all.

In fact, students naturally can't be straightforward, because they are still a little bit brainy after entering a prestigious university.

Knowing that you can't hit the target, you can't hit the instructor.

It's better to still aim at the target, but we are no longer aiming at the center of the red circle, let's just deviate a little...a little bit.

The probability of hitting the instructor has increased a lot for a while, and the subtle thing is that the probability of hitting the target has also increased at the same time.Because Wang You shot the instructor twice in a row, he took the last three shots.He pressed the muzzle down a full five degrees.There's no way, if it deviates to the left, what should I do if I fly to the instructor next door.

He no longer believed in his luck.

[Little Q, you said... besides you, there are people who discovered that everyone collectively...]

[Although the instructors may not be able to see how much everyone's guns are crooked, they can at least see everyone's smiles. 】

【………】

Wang You tried his best not to let himself look at the instructor with guilt.Pray for the magnanimity of the instructors.However, as far as the amount of training behind it is concerned, there is no such thing.

Although it is not obvious to criticize, but the military song is sung twice, the training is delayed for a few minutes, and the sun is more exposed.

Well, the students who are excited and use their eyes to communicate the unspeakable secrets... ignorance is relatively blissful.

However, all the secret hostility disappeared on the eighth day.Today is a patriotic movie and tour, and the day after tomorrow is the official rehearsal.

In other words... parting is imminent.

The farewell was imminent, and there was only rehearsal left, and there was not much training left, so everyone naturally eased up with the instructor.There was even a wisecrack.

Like rehearsals...

"Your vice principal was also this broken car last year." The instructors looked at a sunken jeep with emotion, and the rich vice principal calmly raised a slap on it.Without waving, just standing up straight, very demeanor of a top leader.

While following the instructor's military posture and shouting the slogan "Serve the People", the students listened to the instructor's gossip with their ears pricked up, and then their lips moved slightly.

"What about the principal?"

"Never."

"He used money from the leaders of the country, isn't it?"

"Don't worry, when it's official tomorrow, he will stand on the rostrum and not move. This car will be pulled out today for fun."

"These two lines of dialogue are so silly."

"Just for your words, you have committed the crime of leaking state secrets."

"!!!"

Ahhh, instructors, don't change your course suddenly, we "hated" you two days ago! !

"Be serious, it's our turn."

Stand at attention, take a rest, turn to the right, walk in unison, walk forward.

After listening to countless orders in the past few days, I remembered again, and my body began to function as instinctively.I temporarily forgot the ruthlessness of the scorching sun, and temporarily forgot how much I suffered from practicing these exercises.

They only remember now that when they raise their feet and wave their hands, they always focus on the classmate on their right out of the corner of their eyes.In step, highly consistent.

The tense legs and hands, serious expression, matched with the skin that everyone has already darkened by two shades.The slightly flawed Fang Zheng is seen by the instructors and the students themselves.It was a standard report performance that was even faster than the National Day military parade.

I gritted my teeth and gnawed at the books for so many years, just for the moment of the college entrance examination.Gritting his teeth and enduring so many days of training, it was just to show off his demeanor.

If you can't go well tomorrow, I'm too sorry for myself.

[The dripping sweat is our determination, and the firm gaze is our growth. We walked out of our immaturity in the past with positive steps, and drove away the weakness in the past with shouts.This is exactly what military training has given us.What we have learned is not just the uniform military posture that shows the spirit of the new Chinese forces.What we learned is...]

Wang You looked at the paper and thought for a while.

【What we have learned is the courage and mind to burn the soul.Passionate, impulsive, not afraid of any difficulties and obstacles, that is the power of youth.That is our vigor and energy. 】

"It's too nasty." Bei Qing looked at Wang You's efforts with emotion. "How much score did you score in Chinese in the college entrance examination?"

"I have to write things like this. I'm used to it. The teachers in high school especially like this kind of stuff, such as the beginning of school, exams, spring outings, autumn outings, military training, and agricultural learning. Forget about it! May [-]st, [-]th, Qingming, Dragon Boat Festival and Mid-Autumn Festival, we all have to think about it. What's even more exaggerated is... Even after writing the composition, we asked us to write another article about our thoughts on writing the composition."

"It's all the same tone?" The gaze changed from emotion to pity.

"Well, the official statement is to trigger deep thinking in our souls. But it's not bad. When writing a composition, such gorgeous and nasty sentences can be considered casually. Two sentences at the beginning and the end, and interspersed in the middle, the invigilator has some I still eat this set very much.”

[It's still 50 words short. 】 Small Q card counter.

[Let the flame of youth burn forever, let the lightning of life flash across the sky; let the vast starry sky make a promise, so that the young heart will never change; let all the enthusiasm be exchanged for time, so that the young dream has no end. 】Counting 60 characters of punctuation, umm, exceeding the standard.

"Zhang Yusheng's... isn't that the lyrics?"

""Fire Youth", in fact, if it weren't for the eunuch's novel, I probably wouldn't know such an old song. But let alone, this sentence can be used anywhere. In fact... just writing, I I used it five times." Complete set, disassembled, combined, and modified. "This is done."

He took a piece of practice paper beside him and wrote the next one.

"Leave yours to me too. By the way, shouldn't this kind of military training impression be handed in after school starts?" There were two people in the dormitory, two people who went to rehearse.And this thing has to be handed over now.

So he and Bei Qing had two copies.But Bei Qing doesn't seem to be very good at writing this.It was only a few hundred words, and Wang You wrote it together.

"It seems that the person who presided over the party couldn't think of words, so he urged the squad leaders to ask for military training impressions in advance. Then copy a few sentences." The task was done two days ago.Today is the deadline.Bei Qing felt that there was no writing in their dormitory, even he himself forgot, this must be infected by someone.

But... Seeing that someone has been working hard for two people for a while, I only have two lines on my side, and I am decisively responsible for handing over the paper.

bang bang

"Come in."

"Okay, you guys are the last ones." A tall beauty came in with a pile of various papers in his hands, and that was the squad leader Wang You and his class hadn't seen a few times.

"Okay." Wang You quickly signed the four pieces of paper with different names.Then calmly hand it over to the monitor, Beauty.On the contrary, Xueba, who never falls behind, blushed when he heard the last two words.

"You wrote it? It's amazing. The fonts are different. The content is different." After a few glances, he was obviously satisfied with Wang You's nasty words.Also thumbs up. "Excellent, then I'll take it away. Two of them are for the English class, right? I'll hand them over for you."

"Thank you, Heroine."

"Hehehe, alas, by the way, we have a general rehearsal this afternoon, so you should go and have a look too. Yu Bai is from your dormitory, right? That group dance was the finale of our class."

"Definitely go." That's what he said, and Wang You asked after wandering around. "This is the monitor of our art class."

"It's in your class. What's the matter?" It's just a collection of military training impressions, and the girls must be familiar with them.

"Yu Bai is from the English department."

Bei Qing was also stunned when asked such a question, he remembered Yu Bai said that his talent was discovered by the girls in the class, and they ran to be the green leaves in the group dance.

But just now...

The two became Di Renjie, and after careful calculation, the one who knew Yu Bai could play the violin first was indeed the monitor of the English Department who could see Yu Bai's materials.But the other candidates for the group dance must be found in the queue. After all, there are many beauties in the English department, but being beautiful and in good shape does not mean that they can dance. On the contrary, most of them who are good at singing and dancing are in the art department. , On the contrary, there is a feeling that the program is produced by the art department.

The two summed it up, and they all escaped from the previous small rehearsal.There is a dormitory person in this big rehearsal, so they have to join in the show anyway.

Moreover, the school generously opened the auditorium for everyone to use, with air conditioning (this is very important).All performances with a large number of people are rehearsed here.

Both Wang You and Bei Qing were ready to run over and be porters.It's not enough for the girls to be well-organized, but they appreciate it more.

The auditorium is divided into two parts.Singing here, dancing there.While watching the ancient dance of the girls with water sleeves, look at the handsome hip-hop dance on the other side.There is also a chorus practicing harmony beside the ear.Well, it's very complicated, but it's also very flavorful.

"It's a pity, those cross talks, skits, magic and so on can be done in the dormitory. You can't see them here."

"Yu Bai is there." A group of girls in ancient costumes wearing light gauzes are indeed very eye-catching, and the second most eye-catching is the one next to him who is wearing a peacock dress and looks like a peacock dancer.It can be seen that the ancient costumes are really eye-catching.This unbelievable chorus of Tang Yi was mixed in the chorus and no one could be found.

"How about it, handsome." Seeing roommates come to cheer.Yu Bai immediately came over happily, showing off his suit.Not to mention, once you put on a pure white suit, you immediately feel like a prince.

Moreover, this suit is obviously a handmade high-end product, magnifying all the advantages of Yu Bai, especially the waist line...

"It's just a bit hot, and the air conditioner here is not enough." There are many people and the place is big.I can't even stand up.

"Where did this dress come from?"

"Let the family deliver it." Yu Bai looked at Wang You strangely. He said that the family was rich, so why didn't he even have formal clothes.It is also very simple to send someone over.

"I didn't mention your outfit, it's this batch." The girls were all wearing pink sleeveless skirts, belts, and shoes.There are also piles of headbands and hair accessories.So complete.

"I borrowed it. This kind of ordinary clothes can be found in major dance troupes and TV stations. It's better to borrow this kind of ordinary clothes." Isn't there a saying that as long as you know six people, you can know the whole world.

The rental of these clothes is also based on connections, as long as the clothes are washed and sent back at the end.Not even the budget was spent.

Just as Wang You wanted to praise, the beautiful class monitor who collected the essays came over with a slightly troubled expression on her face.

"Squad leader. Alas..." Yu Bai watched as the squad leader leaned over and held his face, looked left and right, and touched it sadly.

[Is this sung out? 】Wang You watched Yu Bai's expression change perfectly from flattered to panicked.In the end, he decided to save his friend in a righteous way.

"Squad leader, is there something on Yu Bai's face?"

"I tried it just now and found that Yu Bai... looks too festive."

"..." As a festive person, I really want to shout, what's wrong with this?But his face was still in the monitor's hands, and out of respect for the girls, Yu Bai still looked at his compatriots eagerly.

"It's very festive."

Don't get me wrong, this is not Wang You, who has a high frequency of eye reception, but Bei Qing who speaks the truth.But this word of approval also leads to the answer.

"Butterfly Lovers!! Butterfly Lovers!! Tragic love story, what to do with his festive face."

"Squad leader, how about this?" Yu Bai immediately pulled his face down knowingly.

"What expression do you have? You don't pay back the debt. Although you didn't express it, you were implicitly implying Liang Shanbo on stage. You don't want to marry Zhu Yingtai, or something."

It's not good to be happy, and it's not good to have a mournful face. This idea is really not easy for Liang Shanbo.

"Squad leader, why don't you elaborate on the requirements and let...Yu Bai practice facial expressions?"

"It's not a matter of expression... Well, how should I put it, Liang Zhu is a model of a talented man and a beautiful woman, and Zhu Yingtai was transformed into everyone's dance, Liang Shanbo should reflect the temperament that fascinates the rich daughter. That kind of bookish atmosphere The tenderness and elegance, the infatuation and unrepentant attachment, the clumsy nerd feeling, the sadness of not being able to stay together and the joy of finally being transformed into a butterfly with the sweetheart blend together beautifully..."

"Speak Chinese." The squad leader spoke in human language.

"As expected of a boy from the English Department, he doesn't have any artistic skills." The English Department was caught lying down.

But Wang You, after observing Yu Bai's face carefully, understood a little bit what the squad leader meant.

Yu Bai's is indeed good-looking, but he is sunny, enthusiastic, and has a little dick.This is still personal temperament, and the combination of facial features is also... well, festive.The squad leader described it well.

And Liang Zhu's music story needs more of that kind of melancholy in the misty rain in the south of the Yangtze River.What I want is that hazy and graceful sadness.What is the final outcome of Liang Zhu?Butterfly!What does the butterfly represent?They both still hung up!

And Yu Bai almost stared at the subtitled version of "I'm so happy".

"I have a way." Under Yu Bai's horrified gaze, Wang You also began to touch his face, not dissatisfied like the squad leader, but with... dissecting eyes. "Squad leader, do you have all the makeup props?"

"Of course, I have borrowed all the clothes. Can I miss the makeup box?" A half-cubic-meter-large box with three floors.It looks professional.I don't know which makeup artist's lifeblood they smuggled over.

"Come and sit down." Without further ado, he pressed Yu Bai to sit on a chair.Pick up the foundation and start applying makeup.

"Ah!! Wang You, what are you doing?"

"Let you look like a talented scholar, don't move! Hold him down." In an instant, all kinds of slender and beautiful hands stretched out and rested on Yu Bai's body.

"No..." His head was still struggling.

"You should be honored, besides my mother and my sister, you are the third person to have this honor."

Three 10 minutes.

In just three to 10 minutes, Wang You's small circle was full of people on the third and outer floors, and everyone watched the birth of a miracle without holding their breath.He didn't dare to speak loudly, for fear of disturbing Wang You.

In the final stage of trimming.

Surrounded by the flashing lights of various mobile phones.

"All right."

"It's amazing!!" The cheers that had been suppressed for a long time finally came out.Even Yu Bai immediately looked for a mirror to take a picture.

I saw that the original jubilant handsome man had successfully transformed into a slightly sick, intellectually handsome man with a sexy and melancholy expression.If it wasn't for his facial features, no one would believe that it was Yu Bai.

Now even if Yu Bai laughs, everyone will have the feeling that the other party is laughing while suppressing the pain in his heart.Successful, too successful.

"It's so perfect, Wang You, try drawing another lure, it's watery and soft."

Squad leader, it turns out that you are here.