All-round learning machine

The family likes to watch rich people and so on, so it's just a joke.However, all sons/brothers are welcome to bring their classmates back to live for a few days.

The Celestials are such a hospitable and inclusive race.

Have friends come from afar.

"You don't have to argue with me about the fare." I made a reservation by phone in advance, and a Volkswagen taxi was parked downstairs in the dormitory early in the morning waiting to pick up people. "I'm ashamed to go to your house to eat and drink for free." But just staying for a few days and giving money or something, I feel that this kind of crap is hypocritical.

"How can you eat and drink for free? When you come to my house, you will eat and drink for nothing."

"You don't want to violate my innocence." Upon hearing the escort, Yu Bai immediately acted in a state of defending his chastity.

"Does the next sentence mean that you broke your throat and no one came to save you?" The driver uncle... Oh, no, it's the elder brother, this one is quite young... Turning around helplessly interrupted the play of the two of them.

"You two, let's discuss the issue of chastity on the way. Where are you going?"

"Ahem. XX Road, Yuexin Garden."

Along the way, Wang You talked to Yu Bai about their family's relationship.

"Wow, so fantastic."

"It's just a family reorganization, so it's unreal."

"Don't you think your family is full of hot spots? As far as you and your sister are concerned. Brothers and sisters who are not related by blood, love and hatred under the same roof. I have been suppressed by admiration and admiration. Suddenly one day I learned the truth. I couldn't bear the excitement in my heart, and I broke through the taboo barrier..."

"Did you listen carefully? When my parents got married, my sister and I were still young, but we had a little memory. We knew that each other was not relative since we were young. But we are brothers and sisters. So as an elder brother, I This is a warning to you, don't hit my sister's attention."

"why!!"

"She's only a sophomore in high school." You're such a beast.

"I can wait." It wasn't that Yu Bai had taken a fancy to his younger sister, and he was just arguing.

"Your family is too rich. My sister is so beautiful, so smart, so sensible, how can she marry a messy wealthy family and suffer."

"How could it be like this..." Yu Bai depressedly recalled that a friend who complained to Wang You when they first met ten days ago was rejected because of good family conditions.Here Wang You will stage a live version for him.

In fact, in front of a younger sister, no man in the world is worthy of his younger sister.Yu Bai just hit the gunpoint, and then silently mourned for the law of "good girls don't marry rich people".

The taxi driver in front, as a poor public, gathered the TV series he had watched and nodded frequently to express his support.It is important to be able to live in peace.The tricks of those rich people...

Yu Bai managed to recover from his friend's shameless blow, and then asked Wang You if there were any other exciting plots at home.

For example, Wang You's biological father...

"I'm sorry to disappoint you. Everything you imagined doesn't exist." I never mentioned that I was a little disappointed when I was a child.

"I thought art came from life."

"Could it be that there are all kinds of illegitimate children in your family, bloodshed from rich and powerful families, grievances, property scrambles, framing, plotting murder?"

"Um... that's right."

Both of them live in a somewhat special family, and they are both the same. The peaceful home makes them full of theory and unable to practice.While lamenting my happy life, I also lament the incongruity between art and life.In fact, he was secretly showing off in his heart.

"You don't seem to have said why you came to the English department. Shouldn't people like your family study business administration?"

"I was rebellious when filling out the volunteer application." Yu Bai was a little embarrassed, and briefly talked about the coincidence at that time.Yu Bai's family is rich, so they naturally have a lot of choices for their children's future.

However, Yu Bai was more competitive and achieved good results.According to the results of the mock test, the first major is also filled in S University.Then you can save on studying abroad, buying diplomas and spending money to establish relationships, etc.With such a family property, professionalism is naturally not the focus.

Nowadays, there are not many people who graduate from university and find a job with a professional counterpart.

So Yu Bai swiped his pen and chose the English department.

"At that time, a good friend said that there were many girls in the English department." His face was a little red, and this reason was really not on the stage. "Another reason is that the English Department is a language department after all, and it seems to have literary accomplishments."

Wang You heard a question mark, what does this have to do with literary accomplishment?

But Wang You was attracted by another matter in Yu Bai's topic the next moment.

"You have a brother?!"

"That's right, I don't have an older brother to support me, how can I be so free. People in the Celestial Dynasty have the idea that family property needs to be passed on from generation to generation."

"biological?"

"Same father and mother."

"You are overborn."

"Paid the fine!"

Wang You glanced at the "fine product" that was a little bit proud (there is a good brother in Deyi).I suddenly felt that the conversation just now was a bit funny.Even the big brother driver in front couldn't help laughing.

But the person who told the "joke" did not appreciate the laughter of the bystanders.I looked over with a little confusion, still waiting for an explanation.

"It's nothing, I just think you are lucky. With an older brother, you can do what you like."

"That's right, but I'm not completely disinterested in business, I've been obsessed with it since I was a child... But I'm more interested in developing my own business. Be great, be brilliant, don't worship me."

"What about the plan?"

"No." Confidently.

While the two of them were laughing, they arrived at the place. Although the taxis in S City were extremely expensive, S City was so big that it was not a rush hour for commuting.No matter how far the distance is, it only takes so little time.

"Brother!!!" The younger sister who was in charge of opening the door expressed her horror, her pretty face turned pale.

"What happened at home?"

"That's unscientific! You got home almost an hour early!"

"........."

"Ha ha ha ha."

It is already clear who is speechless and who is laughing.Yuhui also recovered, remembering that her brother had called to say that a classmate was coming, and then she had a dazed look on her face.

It's the kind of... [It's really different after having a wife] kind of suddenly.

But just think about the above point. So far, my sister's expression and everyone's understanding are all because of her classmates, so she got home early.

"Please come in, please come in." It is also the tradition of the Chinese people to be more polite to guests.

"I've heard Wang You's praise for a long time. As expected, it's better to be famous than to meet you." She gave Yuhui a thumbs up, and the simple praise had no other meaning.This made the little girl very happy.

"Auntie, hello, I've troubled you these few days." With a swish, she took out a bag of grapes from behind. "I bought it on the road, think about it."

"Really, bring fruit."

"It's been said in the newspapers that eating grapes is good for cancer and beauty. If I don't have enough hands, I would like to buy a truckload and come back to honor my aunt. Thank you for your great kindness."

"Hehehe, this kid."

"Brother, your classmate is really good at it."

"I just found out that he has the attribute of middle-aged and elderly women's pets."

Yu Bai probably really has this attribute. When he came back at night, Father Xue treated Yu Bai as if he treated his son's ordinary classmates.What Yu Bai said didn't make Father Xue smile or anything.

It can be seen that he really wants to please women of mother's generation.

But it was Wang You who talked more at the dinner table.Who made him the common focus of both the host and the guest.Yu Bai talked about Wang You's brilliance during military training in a tone of admiration.

Why did he learn military boxing with his uncle who went to the United States, and then he knocked down the instructor.

The makeup technique I learned from my cousin, the simple powder makeup can also produce the effect of special makeup, as evidenced by photos.

"Uncle America..." Yu Hui looked at Wang You.

"Aunt from the photo studio..." Chen Ma looked at Wang You.

"Hahaha, this kid has been smart since he was a child and has learned a lot." I still remember Dad Xue who smoothed things over.

"Tsk tsk, it's really dark." Yu Hui took out her mobile phone and took a picture of Wang You, and then circulated the before and after pictures of Wang You to everyone, so as to divert Yu Bai's attention.

"Oh, I didn't notice it when we were together, but it's really dark in comparison." Yu Bai marveled and let it go.Boys don't care about skin color like girls.

This kind of temporary tanning will automatically return to white after a period of time.Even if it's permanent, bronzed skin is very popular.

"Alas..." It's nothing to boys, but Yuhui is worried. "I don't know if my military training in college is as lucky as it was in high school."

During Yuhui's military training in high school, God bless her sincerely. For seven days of military training, it rained lightly for four days, and it was also cloudy for three days.

"Ahem. There are still two years left." Wang You signaled Yuhui to look at the rear projection in the living room, and Xiao Q immediately shot a flower (Yu Bai happened to have his back to the TV).

The meaning is very clear. In the past two years, this brother will definitely come up with something that can guarantee that his sister will not get tanned.

"Brother, you are so kind!" He rushed forward and kissed her sweetly.

"???" That's right, two years later, what's the matter?Yu Bai is the only exception.

The housing prices in City S have skyrocketed. The family of four has always been fortunate that, considering their two children, they got a loan early to raise money to buy a big house.

Wang You's room also had a double bed.Now, one of the two people is playing games on the desk, and the other is playing a laptop on the bed.

However, on the interface of the game Wang You was playing, it was a V5 female account that was killing all directions.Wang You himself didn't even move the mouse.

[Because he came, I can't even talk in the living room. 】Little Q expressed a little regret, and then manipulated the game character to kill more ferociously.

【Sorry, didn't think about this. 】

[Then choose another one to comfort me. 】Don't ignore his nature just because of his usual performance, he is a learning machine.High intelligence!The cutting-edge learning machine in the universe.

[Military boxing is proficient, and I can open another one. How about it? It's been a few days, haven't you thought about it yet?For the whitening thing my sister wants, do you take the chemical route or the traditional Chinese medicine route? 】

[These two seem to be quite complicated, do I have enough brains now? 】

[Enough, don't underestimate my intensive training in the past two months, or I remember that there are a few people who are interested in your memo. 】

Xiao Q slowly typed a few lines on the computer screen. Of course, the characters continued to kill gracefully and accepted everyone's admiration.

Fine art painting, planting, hacking skills, guns, kung fu, massage, speeding.

These are all flashes of inspiration in daily life, and then recorded by Xiao Q.For example, firearms are the impulse generated by touching a gun during military training.And the speeding car was mentioned by Yu Bai when he came back today.

Yu Bai learned to drive when he was just 18, and he has his own car at home.

"Volvo's new car. This brand car has good safety performance." This is the family's decision.Absolutely do not buy yourself a sports car series that has an advantage in speed.But having said that, there are almost no places in City S where you can race cars.There is no benefit to buying a sports car except for its appearance.And the more famous the car is, the harder it is to repair it.

What's even more embarrassing is that most of the onlookers don't care if an ordinary car is stolen, but if it's a luxury car.Everyone took out their mobile phones to wait for the dog blood to follow up.

"The one I remember most is the BMW."

"Yes, this car is famous, and everyone who touches porcelain will look for this brand of car. Oh, but it's useless to say anything... The parking space in the school is too difficult to grab."

This was just a small joke on the road, but it made Wang You want to learn.Drawing skills have to wait until school starts, and the whim of planting and firearms seems to be over.leftover……

【learn to drive. 】Before the level of enthusiasm is over.

【OK.And I did some work for you.Do it well tonight in the consciousness space, and I will pass it on for you, because the computer is inconvenient to use.Yu Bai will see. 】

【Thank you so much. 】

The job Xiao Q mentioned was translation work, and Wang You posted a sign on the Internet to take on some small jobs to enrich his purse.The price is cheap, the quality is good, and Xiao Q helps him stop the work, so the money comes easily and quickly.This is also the first time he personally felt what Xiao Q said.He will never be short of money in the future.

Just when I was about to go back to bed to work and study in the consciousness space, I was interrupted by the ringing of the mobile phone.

"Grandma? Uh... I'm Wang You." Grandma and grandma are still more fashionable old ladies. Both of them have mobile phones with big enough screens.

It's just that one of the two children is surnamed Wang and the other is surnamed Yu, which is a little short.In their mobile phones, Wangwang and Yuyu are still used as nicknames (the old lady asked her to type them in, these two are easy to write), so they often make mistakes.

But after making a few mistakes, the two old ladies seemed to play more vigorously.For example, this time he was clearly looking for Wang You, but deliberately said that he was looking for Yuhui.

"Burning incense? Tomorrow? Bodhisattva's birthday..." The old man went on and on for a long time, urging Wang You to go, because it was the birthday of Bodhisattva with the same zodiac sign as him.It must not be missed, and he is too old this year.

Last year was to harm Tai Sui, the year before last was to restrain Tai Sui, and there was also punishment for Tai Sui, breaking Tai Sui, and combining Tai Sui... Sigh~

"I must go. Grandma, can I bring a friend? Yes, yes, I will definitely be there." After hanging up the phone, he made an apologetic expression to Yu Bai who raised his head and asked, "I have made an appointment for you tomorrow. Longhua Temple."

"Of course we'll go together." He stayed alone at Wang You's house as he never saw him, "I happened to burn incense before the college entrance examination and haven't fulfilled my wish yet."

"Don't let my grandma and grandma know about this." Not pious. "I'll go to bed first, I'm very sleepy today."

"Yes, as ordered." Seeing Wang You climbed into bed and getting ready to sleep, he was surprised that he went to bed early, so he started to make trouble again.

"It's the first time for me~" It's the first time to sleep with someone. "It needs some preparations." Playing with the computer for a while.

"It's the first time for me too." Wang You moved his wrist and used his skills to make a crunching sound with his fingers. "So I will hurt you hard."

want you to talk nonsense

"..." Yuhui outside the door.