All-round learning machine

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Wang You was a little confused by Yu Bai's mysterious words,

When it comes to cheating, the first thing that comes to mind is naturally the cheat sheet.

Alas, life is not perfect without cheating.Wang You obeyed this sentence and made his life perfect.

Also, sometimes a cheat sheet is not necessarily necessary.According to the personal research of the classmates in the class.As long as you enter the arena with a cheat sheet, your mind will be much quieter, and your on-the-spot performance will be 20% higher (unreliable and sophisticated, good boys should not copy).

Naturally, Wang You also did this.For example, the headaches of Marxism-Leninism-Mao, historical events in circles, and complex chemical formulas like drawing pictures.

However, they were all written with the thinnest ballpoint pens or fountain pens, all with 0.3 fine cores, and each character should not exceed two millimeters.Strive to get all the main points on one cheat sheet.In order to avoid taking the exam, I finally waited until the critical moment, seized the opportunity to take out the cheat sheet, pressed it in the right place and waited to read it, but took the wrong paper... This is really a sad thing up.

Having said so much, I just feel that something like a brush is definitely not suitable for writing cheat sheets.But he's good at pen writing too... wait?Does the cheat sheet need words?

It doesn't matter even if it's written in a mess of paste, as long as you can understand it.

"Say clearly, what cheating?"

"I really don't have a tacit understanding." Just as I was about to continue, I was interrupted and the Fa conference began.According to the procedure of the Dharma meeting, it is like group chanting, followed by explanations by eminent monks, and finally group copying of scriptures.Of course, there are the last activities that are not within the scope of the puja. Believers "please" order things with blessings that they need, such as prayer beads, amulets, and Buddha statues.

The originally peaceful and serene activity was a little restless because both of them had something to say.The benevolent host smiled at them several times.

"Is your family so familiar with this place?" Yu Bai looked at Wang You strangely. Just now, the old host ignored a lot of people around him, and specifically held Wang You to talk for a long time.

"Isn't it?" Although there is no hierarchy here, and the two elderly people are diligent in coming, but... "I also think it's a bit strange."

"What did he say?"

"It's just ordinary Buddhist principles, such as accumulating virtue and doing good deeds." Looking back, everything is normal.The host didn't give them a look or anything.

"Well, we are ordinary people, and we can't understand such a profound connotation."

[Stupid human beings, he deliberately dragged you and gave you a small warning because you deserted before.No...it's not a warning, by human standards it should be...]

【Bad taste? 】Wang You sweated quietly, but there can be handsome monks who are cute and coquettish and love to play Weibo on the Internet, and there is no rule that there cannot be eminent monks with a bit of a bad taste.But this matter is in the end between himself and Yu Bai.

Pull people to apologize to the Bodhisattva.

Then they continued their topic before the Fa conference.

"birthday present?"

"Birthday presents and New Year's presents can be just names, if it's not that the old people like older ones. There are too many Christmas, Halloween and Valentine's Day..."

"Are you kidding? With your family's status, if you want to write a good calligraphy work as a gift, you can definitely invite a first-class calligrapher to write it. Why should I join in the fun?" Even if Wang You is very interested in Xiao Q's learning machine teaching Have full self-confidence.But gift giving should be meaningful and famous.

The same beautiful pair of characters, one is from a well-known calligrapher, and the other is from a certain freshman.It's different when you talk about this face-saving issue.

"It's because you are not famous. Remember what I said? Cheating, you can write well, my signature..."

"bad idea."

"You don't understand, grandpa claims to be Qi Baishi... Although only he knows the truth, it doesn't prevent my grandpa from being a great artist. He has five or six titles. The others are too long, I just remember the central The Academy of Fine Arts has the title of vice-president, as well as the Art Association and so on. In the circle, he is called Mr. Yu, and he is still well-known, of course. Not in S City."

Yu Bai's father started his business in S city, but his grandfather was in the imperial capital, under the care of that well-married aunt.

But now the whole world can be counted as villages.The distance from the Celestial Dynasty is becoming less and less important.

In the time it took to get stuck in a traffic jam in City S, Yu Bai was able to go to the imperial capital to see his grandfather.

"A well-known artist with three children spanning business, military and government, successfully turned the Yu family into a rising star, but the success of the parents does not mean that the grandfather is satisfied."

In fact, after being disappointed with his children, the old man hoped that the next generation would have artistic accomplishments in calligraphy and painting.

It's a pity that the uncle's family gave birth to a pair of beautiful sisters, but the artistic talents of the sisters completely followed their iron-blooded father.

The situation on the aunt's side is similar. His cousin is really talented.The ancients said that no one with official career would be a good artist.Well, it came true.

So... because he can play the violin, he was trained by his parents.

"The result is obvious. My achievements are not even higher than some of my grandpa's disciples and grandchildren." When he was praised by the violin teacher when he was young, he was also full of hope. After all, art is interlinked.After working hard for a long time, I finally gave up.

"I can understand that." Wang You sadly thought of his cooking class.Where is the progress now?Forget it, I'm too lazy to think about it.

"Although Grandpa said he didn't mind, he still hoped that we could bring about a miracle."

"If my calligraphy improves, my grandpa will definitely be very happy. The wonderful thing is that my grandpa hasn't read my calligraphy since I was eight years old. What's even more wonderful is...your handwriting is very distinctive .” For a while, Yu Bai didn’t know how to describe Wang You’s unique style which was learned by Xiao Q combined with multiple fonts. "Grandpa has never seen it."

"In that case, it's possible to get past it in the beginning. As long as your grandfather asks you to write another copy, you will be exposed."

"This is the culmination of my work in the past few years. It's not the same thing when I usually write it. What I want is to work hard to pick out the only work. Of course, if you can make your words less beautiful, the font A little more like me, even better."

In the beginning, Yu Bai's heart was only moved by this momentary thought, and then he was immersed in the fantasy of how happy grandpa would be.

But between Wang You's questions and answers, this unskilled plan exposed a lot of problems.

In the end, Yu Bai's explanation was a bit far-fetched.It's just that he is holding on because he can still pull the whole family to help.

"can."

"Yeah yeah?"

"It's okay to imitate your handwriting, but you have to write it for me first." To be precise, it was written for Xiao Q.Then let Xiao Q beautify Yu Bai's words.

Then he studied in the space of consciousness.The effect is about the same.

【You actually used me to cheat! ! ! 】

[Students are just showing filial piety, help if you can. 】

Seeing Yu Bai who was still petrified, Wang You kindly pushed him awake, and then covered his mouth.Hey, a lot of gods and Buddhas are watching, please keep quiet.

It wasn't until Yu Bai blinked vigorously that Wang You released him.

"My God, can you really do that?"

"Probably... this has the same meaning as imitating handwriting, doesn't it? Didn't we all imitate our parents' signatures when we were young when our grades were not good? My handwriting is better than yours, so if I imitate your handwriting, it will be a matter of course? "Wang You said it lightly, and Yu Bai also felt that it made sense.

It's just that this second generation ignored a problem for the time being. His words were for grandpa to read, and it is very likely that grandpa would ask him to write a comparison on the spot.

To be able to hide from the eyes of such an expert is more than simply imitating handwriting.

[I suddenly discovered that handwriting imitation is also a class, how can you take advantage of my loopholes! ! 】Now according to Wang You's request, he just uses Xiao Q to do a special calligraphy exercise.

【I'm really not trying to imitate Yu Bai's handwriting, it's just enough to have his shadow in a certain work. 】

"You also have to be prepared to wear out."

"It's okay, because my ideals run counter to grandpa's expectations. My parents, uncles and aunts have done a lot of stupid things. If you can't hide it, you can hide it...I think grandpa is also happy."

When he was a child, he took advantage of his small size to "seek information" for his parents and saw many scenes where his grandfather scolded in front of others and turned around because of the children's wishes.

And when he was young... candies and toys were enough for him to betray the truth.

"That's right." Wang You changed his position after thinking about it for a while, and then he understood that both parties involved in this vicious circle full of good intentions would enjoy it.

After the two said goodbye to their grandmother and grandma, they returned home and began to plan secretly.The old man does not celebrate Western festivals, and waits until winter to give them away during the Chinese New Year in summer. Obviously, the two people who are plotting big things can't wait that long.And the birthday... Sorry, the old man's birthday is in May.has passed...

However, this problem has not been a problem in the past two years. September will usher in a good day for members and holidays, the Mid-Autumn Festival.

A few years ago, the poor Mid-Autumn Festival was stuck in the middle or mixed in the middle of the weekend. Except for the family members in the same city, it took a lot of brain cells to get together, and they had to ask their respective bosses for the holiday.

This also gradually led to a festival that should be reunion, which gradually turned into a mooncake festival. I bought mooncakes and sent them back to replace myself, and then I ate mooncakes and watched the moon to play.

However, the Mid-Autumn Festival in mid-September is only 20 days left for them.These 20 days are not completely empty and I have to go to school.

In order not to look too strange, Wang You also had to slow down his study.

"It's really aggrieved." Wang You manipulated the steering wheel and the gear lever with both hands, making the car make a beautiful turn, and then flexibly avoided various oncoming obstacles.

Although it is true that learning everything in the consciousness space can no longer be true, this simple avoidance game still makes people feel... like playing Need for Speed.

Compared with this, the skills of reversing and parking garage that Wang You has not yet mastered are more realistic.

But the driving lessons are as good as the original physical training lessons... chatting.

"Aggrieved? What's there to be aggrieved about? I was the one who took advantage of the loophole." As in the former exercise course, Xiao Q was in charge of chatting.

"How should I put it...it feels too cheap for Yu Bai." Although it is a bit wrong to say that, Xiao Q will understand what he means.

Sure enough, Xiao Q flashed several times and strongly agreed with Wang You's words.

"He was playing when you were studying, and he was still playing when you were playing. Feeling unbalanced?"

It had nothing to do with the promise to Yu Bai, it was purely that after the two got together, the sharp gap in schedule made Wang You a little unbalanced.

Moreover, when Wang You was studying in the learning machine, he appeared to be in a coma.This was again inadvertently ridiculed by Yu Bai.

Said he had narcolepsy.Go to bed early and wake up late (except for the first day), and have a nap in the afternoon.Although it was a kind reminder (sleeping too much is not good for your health), but the aggrieved feeling of being misunderstood while looking at the other person leisurely, is really indescribably uncomfortable...

"I really want to find some psychological balance, but I don't know how to find this balance. After all, to a certain extent, this is similar to the childish jealousy when I was a child when I saw that the school next door had less summer homework than us."

"Humans are trouble."

"Such small psychological emotions that have nothing to do with personal interests are indeed not within the scope of your usual thinking." Wang You slammed on the brakes and slammed the steering wheel, avoiding a flying obstacle.The real accident made Wang You understand that this kind of skill of avoiding flying objects is also necessary.

"But it's okay to waste your program analyzing once in a while, your readers complain that you are as cold as a robot."

"I'm not that kind of lowly creature." Although I don't understand the difference between alien robots and intelligent brains.But obviously, judging from Xiao Q's constantly flashing green light.This time the aggressive method worked.

Intellectual brains will never have the complex minds of intelligent creatures, but they can arrange many options that humans may refer to in an instant.

To some extent, this is much more convenient than Wang You's own thinking or self-regulation to relieve the little depression in his heart.

But Xiao Q will not affect his learning progress.

After the car driving teacher who had been silent all the time said to take a break for a while, Xiao Q appeared on the stage with a lot of ideas he searched.

"Basically, you humans will all choose this way. The way of getting along in another universe is not suitable for you."

"How do you know it's inappropriate?"

"In the country where I was invented, because everyone's brain development and psychological control are highly developed. There will be no small emotions like yours. Once there are emotional fluctuations, it must be a big deal, and the solutions are quite different. Intense, one of them is to achieve psychological adjustment through the release of physical desire, in other words on earth, go to bed and have sex. Are you going to try Yu Bai?"

"Well... I think the suggestions you have collected are good enough. Except for beating Yu Bai, deliberately making things difficult for him and so on... Huh? Xiaoq, enlarge No. 18. This is quite interesting."

[If you learn something, force him to learn it too. 】